Can we get an Ohio thread going?
Well, a shameless bump in honor of the "Heart of it all".
419 representing.
Don't drink, don't smoke and I'm twice your age.
- Stay in school ladies.
Are there any young women from UT or BGSU (or Owens) even up this time of night?
- Let alone, are they so depraved that they would come here.
Well, be safe...
Shamelessly, I once again (pursuant to Rule 1) "report in" and bump this thread. I further report that we're all here, except our Governor. We haven't seen him in a while. He h hanging with Ted and The Donald. At least we know he'll come home for the Republican Convention (in Cleveland).
Perhaps he'll "Report In" and visit us here on this thread. We could "Rate" him.
419 off to read another couple chapters.
>>23733528
You should time stamp a new sign. Taft hasn't been governor since January '07. Then there was Strickland.
Ted is bowing out. Now it's just our very own Governor and The Donald.
419 "report(ing) in for a shameful (but effective) bump.
(Select all images with commercial trucks)
Come on Ohio, wake up!
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU
It just goes to show Ohio is the most boring place in the States I mean you barely see anyone from Ohio on the Chan
Well damn ohio. Where are all the females at?!
>>23735094
We don't have females. We have dudes, gay dudes, and gay dudes who want to be girls. The latter two are more likely to
gobble your cock than an actual girl, so pick your poison
>>23733528
Remember Kent State
>>23735346
Lol I have a friend that goes there and he said the speaker is basically turning it into a black lives matter thing
These threads were much better when it had the weabo picture
>>23735346
I'm about 5 minutes from Kent.
>>23735378
You're probably not wrong. I graduated from there in 2014 and there's way too many bleeding hearts there. Half the campus looks like it's ready for a feminist/LGBT rally at any minute. The major I was in made it even worse, because it brought in all of those same pseudo-intellectuals.
>>23735868
i used to live there. i went there but im old
>>23735868
Yeah but that's a pretty shitty when it has nothing to do with that movement
Columbus check-in in
Why not, 614 here.
25/m/straight
>>23735947
What year did you graduate?
>>23735948
I agree. It's extremely shitty.
M-24-330 checking in. Sucks here as much usual.
Behold!
An Ohio thread which has made it for 21 whole. 419 hereby reports in and bumps.
Looks like the Governor is standing down and coming home leaving The Donald out in front, all alone.
Since the (wannabe) Anarchists got shut down up here, where can somebody get a good philosophy discussion outside of a college campus in the old 419.
(I have said too much (here comes big brother))
20/m/419 sylvania
kik: parthlock126
Im bored, i wanna go out and just meet people, maybe get laid with a girl or trans, i just rather not be in my house.
Id even be tempted to pay for a prostitute but i dont have a car.
>>23737944
The following is for information purposes only and DOES NOT imply an endorsement of prostitution.
In your "study" of human trafficking in the greater Metropolitan area, usasexguide.info and Craigslist are good places to start your research.
WARNING - most hoes have crack or heroin habits.
WARNING - prostitution is illegal in the state oh Ohio.
Good luck with your research. Hope you get an A on your report.
>>23737944
And WARNING -
Law enforcement knows ALL the girls.
Hoes in the 419 IS A BAD and potentially VERY DANGEROUS idea.
>>23738042
You sure had that info on hand, dam dude.
>>23738011
Thanks Dad
Ya know, if people actually used the catalog we wouldn't have 2 separate Carolinas, 8 KIKs, 4 Skypes and a dozen private Oh please watch me beat off threads. Then possibly Ohio might have a chance.
- It would be nice if most of you went to /b/ where people might care.
- 419 reporting in. The thread made it 24 hours. Good job all.
The question is, can we keep in going?
20 year old male in the 419 here
19/M/440
Looking for something to do today, done with finals early. Looking for girls.
Kik: jmbukovac
330 here for the bump
>>23740046
What town of ye olde 330 do you hail from
>>23736820
Ah nonsense, you're not old.
Does anyone from the 330 area live in orrville or Wooster?
Here from the old dirty 330
20 / trans woman / 440
been on hrt for about five months
tall, kinda chubby, pale
attracted to other trans people and cis women
not into men
my kik is AlexErin9
Quickly...
Reporting in to rescue this thread from oblivion.
36/m/740 here. Kik - prshby
O Shit wadupp from the 513
>>23733528
So where is everyone's favorite state to move to to leave Ohio?
Cinci reporting in
Why can't the republicans offer a better candidate that that assclown Trump?
Anyone worthy of the job knows how hard the job is, and is doing what they can for their constituency. It's as if they believe that a republican wouldn't win, that's why a business man and a governor are running and not a contest between able senators and congressmen.
Oh well I'd rather vote democrat than for trump. Seriously dude, trump is a bragging asshat clown. I'd rather sanders or maybe Hillary won in November.
>>23744676
New Mexico.
Pros:
Freedums
Mountains
Can play in magnetic sand
Skiing
Mexican food
Tech jobs
Mexicans
Driving at insane speeds
Spanish food
Art scene
Rock radio stations reaching very far
Being able to farm if u want
Owning your own missile test facility and not anyone giving a fuck
Concerts in your yard, no one cares
Cheap land
Low taxes
Fun shit to see
Cooler people
Making moonshine
Most people are cool, even Mexicans becUse you might call INS, "just kidding- Jorgé- who would buy my hooch?"
Santa Fe
lake Gloria pussy
Seeing fucking million year old lava on the fucking ground here and there so badass that horses, SUV, Humvee, tanks can't even go there
Indian casinos / Indian or California whores
Any job you get and show up is probably going to love you to death for moving there.
Backpages stuff better than ohios because who cares what adulterers do?
Bikini Hebe Tanlines
Cleavage viewing ability is > ohios
Cons:
Mexican food trots
Sunburns/skin cancer
Mexicans
Drunk Indians crashing into your car and driving off
Other people driving at insane speeds (minivan going over 100)
Have to buy expensive bottled water bevUse u can't trust Mexicans not to taint your water with doodoo finger accidentally or on purpose
Fast food is toxic
Poor schools (but don't care because I'm done with schooling)
Drunk Indians stealing your still and blowing up their shit and then stealing your propane furnace to rebuild your stolen still then blowing themselves up and then stealing your firewood
Soccoro (it means Help!!!)
Texans
Sweaty taint in summer when driving
>>23744734
>Leaves Ohio
>For one of the shittiest states in the union
I was honestly expecting this.
>>23744676
What's Your fave state to move to from ohio?
>>23744567
Get in your hoopdie and bring me my fucking LaRosa's already niggah!!
513 Cincinnati Chili
Gold Star Chili
skyline chili
Price Hill Chili
Pleasant Ridge Chili (has a photo of Mohammad Ali )
Blue Ash chili
Any others? I'm making a list for a survey.
>>23744738
That's the point I was trying to make.
There are reasons that ohio isn't Top 5, while it has potential, it's never going to be top 5.
High tech, gone
Cincinnati USED to be the machine tool capital of the world. Gone
Lack of Mexicans. Gone
Ohio could have used the finding by the Ohio Supreme Court that the method of funding of schools being unconstitutional to revamp the system and do what Texas does, allow that there Is no money for poor areas to fund good schools and simply redistribute it. It's fair- why should by simply moving across the street so greatly affect the quality of your education?
Even shitty Texas has a better way than ohio.
Too late, now that the Feds have fucked everyone up with common core and No child left behind, the schools everywhere are nearly equally fucked.
If you're a tard, stay home.
If you are petty or stupid and will not do your homework or can't understand it because you don't try or are generally stupid then you don't need to pass that year, or graduate
It's that simple. Don't bring everyone else down by getting a diploma while being a tard, or an idiot, or lazy.
Not everyone should graduate!
It's an achievement reserved for the top 85% or maybe should be less, like 75%
>>23744738
I actually haven't moved but if I wasn't married and a grandpa I would go.
>>23744741
Dunno. Haven't done it yet. I really want to move to Florida since I have good memories of it from childhood, but that state has become such a fucking dump in the past few decades and only seems to be getting worse. I'd probably move to California if I had the money.
>>23744779
Why? There's nothing there.
M/23/740 Jackson
Down for about anything
Kik: SpazzyJamz
937 reporting in
>>23744750
Dixie Chili
937, dayton area reporting in, 29/m
Bgsu orgy anyone?
>>23747857
Thanks!
Is it pretty good?
I was Amazed at how good PleasantRidgeChili was. It's a few miles west of Towne Center Mall and open MUCH later than any other chili parlour than the others. It's been around a long time and still seems filled with people. I think the late hours would work to bring more business in to any chili place.
they're open 9am-430am 19.5 hours a day- Monday thru Saturday.
Sweet I had no idea it was THAT late- I've only been there twice cause I don't live near it, but it was really good after having survived being awakened by a neighbors dryer fire bringing in four fire trucks, two EMS meat wagon trucks, and ALL the police. My other neighbor behind my house and I were watching the hubbub and then I said I was hungry but I couldn't DO anything about it because my driveway was blocked. He said he'd get the wife out and we'd all go to PRC. I asked if it was open and he said yeah it's like almost always open. so it was mostly filled, but we only had to wait like two minutes to get a waitress.
I had chili in price hill or someplace like that near there and it was pretty ok. That place was Huge with parking available on three sides and different dining areas built into it. The sunny southeast dining area seemed like the best part.
The closest pair of Goldstar/Skykine chiles I can think of are in Blue Ash on Plainfield Rd exit off Ronald Reagan/Cross County highway- one north and one south of it. Goldstar is south across from the new Target and Skyline is south between a Taco Bell and an empty odd-architecture Arbys. You can really see one from the other but it would be a short walk.
Does anyone know any that are really close together?
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330 REPORTING IN
Canton is the worst.
937 Springfield here
South Euclid 1977
Grantleigh
614/m/straight
newish to columbus. this place sucks
>>23751728
I go to school in yellow springs.
Kik: intro.nathan
Skype: intro.nathan
>>23751720
Agreed.
Any traps/sissys in 614 want to meet up tonight?
>>23751720
Yep it's pretty shitty.
330 here too.
419 toledo reporting in
>>23756508
Same
>>23744776
I moved here from TX for a job transfer.
Needless, to say I'm looking to leave. Shit economy, high housing costs compared to shittiness of homes, state income tax pays for what? Shit roads? Shit schools?
Fuck Ohio.
>>23757770
well its good to see you got a complete tour of the state
I don't live in Ohio.
5 days... Wow... For an Ohio thread. Amazing. So hello to 419.
Has anyone gotten anything productive out of this thread or has it essentially been a /soc/ circle jerk
Longest Ohio thread ever
>>23757889
Kek.
I reread how cynical that was. I didn't mean for it to come off such a way. I've been here 4 years. It seems like if you're not in Columbus then its pretty terrible. I don't understand why Columbus is the microcosm of Ohio. If I could get a position there then I'd definitely consider staying.
Live in 330 work in 216
419er reporting for duty
Down for whatever
>>23756508
>>23757047
Same. 419 here. 21/m/bi
Prefer chicks but whatever
There are almost enough 419 people to play hockey. We need a goalie some of you should get together and stimulate each other's genitals.
Hey, I was referred to this board by a friend
21/m/college student/ 513 area
Looking for people who like to chill once or twice a week, go out and party, smoke, and drink.
kik: tveidt87
25/m/330
Fucking kill me pls
Shameless report in bump
27/m/440/bi (prefer chicks, but hey, dick is good too)
6 days... Could be a new Ohio thread record.
>>23760798
Can I suck you off? West Toledo area
30.m
Kik ca_li45
35m 513 checking in. Kik chris1234kik
419 mwm here. Looking for someone to play with preferably female but who knows
419 mwm here. Looking for someone to play with preferably female but who know Kik: ranger1206
330 Akron here.
Zubs is good.
Traffic is not.
440 and 216 lurker here
hmu
kik: mrcesium
614/f/26
I am fat and broke. Life is stressful at the moment. Anybody need someone for their DnD group?
>>23764795
Strangely enough, yeah I kind of do. Lost one of my 5 players this week.
I'm a bit far away though unless you don't mind travelling. :P
>>23764331
dats me
>>23765000
Fuck man, thats a bit far for me. I used to be up around 440. lived at Geneva on the lake and in Trashtabula
>>23765021
I haven't been to Geneva since a renfair I went to a couple years ago.
It was aight. Though I'm sure living there is different than passing through.
>>23765049
its where you go to die of old age, get drunk and ride motorcycles in the summer, and do meth. Nothing special.
>>23765054
note to self, watch out for old drunk methhead motorcyclists next time you're out there....
noted. haha.
>>23764795
>614
if you want some dick lmk
419 running this board lol on a sadder note.. That's my area code haha
45 min south of Toledo
>>23766612
so bg area?
Actually south of bg.. Sort of farmland haha.. Sooo boring here sometimes
>>23766651
lets see your wiener
Plump when you cook em
>>23766673
ok lol
Any Ohio ladies ever show up in these threads?
24/m/513 looking for feminine guys and traps
>>23766689
>yes
Where they at?? Let's party!!
>>23766739
wiener piiiiic
My wiener again.. Where's yours?
No weiner is complete without a bun
>>23766765
You m or f
22m in the 216
420 friendly, honestly just wanna do anything interesting with anyone that gets me out if my house
21/M/Parma here
narcotic connoisseur
musician
have been told Im pretty funny
heterosexual
Ohio for a whole week... Just gosh.
>>23766586
In Toledo
Anyone in the 614
>>23765021
Finntabula. it's full of Finnish people because the railroad depot maps produced in London and sent to Finland of the railroads of the Americas had the line towards cleveland and Chicago mistakenly shown as Ending in Ashtabula, so they only bought tickets from New Yprk City to Ashtabula. The London publishing company made corrections all the time, yet sent only the old printings' surpluses to Finland, mistakenly thinking it wouldn't affect anyone.
The initial group of Finns arranged for work in the harbor area and quarters among rooming houses and
>>23768926
And attracted more Finns because of ghetto forming even after a few brave Finns dared to continue to Cleveland and Chicago and Minnesota.
The cold weather seemed like home, and the fish available were tolerable and cheap. Finns worked schlepping iron ore, coke (converted purified coal), coal, and schist. There are still side streets above the harbor leading into it that are paved with bricks. The worst whorehouse in town was run by a Finnish madam.
You can tell a Finnish name by tons of double letters like I's and T's in it.
>>23765069
no one replies? wtf? where from? timestamp?
330/m north canton
20/m/Akron
Just your typical stoner music nerd, hit me up for random Akron adventures
snap&kik: cobaltryn
Salem, Columbiana county
21/f/Scioto county
Come hang out with me.
>>23769972
>Scioto county
that is... very close to me. kik???
This is now a Toledofag bread.
Any girls around?
>>23769972
Ohai
>pic?
440 Lake County 23 male
SC flaflaflooey
25/M/straight 330 here for the bump. Let's hang out, and smoke!!
>>23770220
define 330
Akron area. It sucks.
Girls don't exist in the northeast :^)
>>23770600
At least one does, I lost my virginity to a girl from /soc/.
Anybody in the 513 that likes doing interesting things besides smoking/drinking? Seems like thats everbodys only hobby around here which is lamw
m/19/330
footfag who likes music, vidya, wrestling, films, and other cool stuff. male or female doesn't matter
Kik: simplem
keepin it alive
330/m/24
419 back again.. Sigh haha
513 moellerfag here. Not as many of us as there usually are. Chilibro seems pretty based though
18/F/740
Moving to Cleveland this fall. Don't smoke, definitely drink, I like urban exploration.
>>23771644
Got kik?
>>23771644
Ooooh I wish I still lived there, If you like urban exploration I would've showed you a good time. Check out little Italy. It's filled with old burnt out factories to explore. A lot of artists have gotten into them too, so there's random art pieces all over
>>23771663
It's EnAesthetic
>>23771665
Sounds hecka chill, m8. I'll have to take a trip about it.
>>23771644
I like you already
>>23734801
Same with Missouri
937 reporting in. live by the dayton mall. anyone around me?
Must be careful...
Report in from time to time or we lose the thread
419 m 20 reporting in. In sylvania, off of central, im bored af and want something to do
kik:parthlock126
skype: doomerider
Anyone from franklin county here? I hear you can see John pankasich around here
What?? ^^^
419 reporting. mwm
Kik ca_li45
Looking to play.
419 area here looking for a guy to double team a girl with me
citrussplash
419 male draperboydon lets fuck
419 in here rippin it
>>23746287
What's up fellow Daytonigger
>>23766715
Are you implying you are one?
>>23771644
Whoa whoa. I live in Jamestown, that's VERY close to 740. Where you at?
>>23748703
Hey hey ;) contact?
9 days for an Ohio thread. 419ers up there representing. Hope the young lady got her holes filled earlier
419 aka South Detroit reporting.
Ca_li45
South Detroit lol meaning Toledo ??
513/m/26
down for whatever, would like to find trans/cd/sissy
Wheres my 440 peeps at?
anyone got 419 nudes?
330/m/22 kent-ish.
i smoke a good bit of dabs and play alot of videogames, down to chat and if ur cool hang out
Starting to fade.. Get in here people start talking
>>23783062
It's Ohio. What did you expect?
>>23782356
You m or f ?
Yeah I know right haha it always starts off with potential.. Then fades fast
23/m/330
Skinny tattooed dood.
Ladies or mtf
Ohio was the worst place I have ever lived.
Get out.
Wassuh 330 and 419 Akron/Cleveland and Sandusky areas here (have two houses) lets kick it and chill kik: Nickt_09
419 mwm here. Looking for someone to play with preferably female but who know Kik: ranger1206
330/m/30 w. akron
skinny, young-looking gaymer guy
should have done what all my friends did and got the fuck out long ago
Yo guys 330 here
Kik: DAN.LOUDRED
>>23765069
TAIJA LOL
>>23764795
614 here. We play everything from 2nd to 5e. Hit me up on kik. spacecadet_john
also, if we don't end up playing D&D, i'm really into fat, stressed, and broke girls. ;)
11 days
Our girl over in >>>/x/ is proud of you...
937 reporting in m/23
