Any alcoholics here? Drinking greentext time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vedgTokXj04
>2009, a European city
>a slav turns me down
>I swig down a quart of Glen Orchy
>go to sleep in hostel room
>wake up and room is soaked in piss, except for one bunk occupied by hungover australian
>what the hell happened
>well, mate, you got up, moanin' like a zombie around 3am
>like a fuckin frankenstein lookin for the pisser
>found a pile of american girls's bags
>voided bladder all over bags, a long, long piss
>the girls wake up and start screaming at me
>I turn to face them, with dick out, pissing everywhere, moaning like retard zombie cow
>pissing on the American girls now
>they manage to throw enough shit from their beds to get me to go away
>stagger back to bed with dick flapping out like a runaway firehose, still pissing everywhere.
>Sit down on bed, still pissing
>go to sleep, still pissing
>wake up 12 hours later, covered in piss.
>have to get story from hungover australian in top bunk at opposite corner from me, only bed in there outside of piss radius
>everything piss soaked except my bag, which was shielded by my mattress
>skip out on the hostel without checking out/paying
>they had my card on file but never got around to charging me for all the bullshit I caused.
>or even for the use of the beds
at least one european city and one US state I won't go to for fear of being recognized, but good god what a night
tell stories, talk about how you've cleaned up or what you're drinking tonight
My nigga.
in my case, a 40 of budweiser and a 24 of sapporo. and one of those godawful 99ยข 99 proof airline bottles mixed into some Squirt.
the liquor store is five doors down and doesn't close until 2.
>Inb4 "I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings"
I'm really not tho. I've drank close to half a gallon of 100 proof vodka, and a quart of jack honey, and probably another 20-30oz of vodka and energy drink mix that we prime with at our parties. This is about twice what I normally drink during a party, and I drink about half of that on a casual night. I can cut back, or scale up however I want. I'm not dependent on the alcohol, but when I start drinking, I rarely stop for anything until I feel close to my limit.
have a midterm tomorrow and have a meeting with a potential job offer but drinking late anyway.
>>23709440
fuck yeah, buddy. what's your poison?
just went to the liquor store and back, got two more 40s.
i don't have to work until noon tomorrow. fuck yeah. downside is i may be working till midnight.
>>23709440
slug down some fuckin' water and lick some salt*, tho. don't want the hangover to be too bad tomorrow.
*not cocaine, salt, NaCl, table salt.
>>23709460
>>23709472
Too late, already doing cocaine as well. Just opened up another bottle of wine too. :D
>>23709543
goddamn. good luck, homie. i'm half dead now, crashing.
>>23709545
what have you been up to bro?
>>23709553
brandy. can't remember the brand. two 10 or 12oz bottles. fuuuuuuck
e&j maybe
>>23709563
Drank all of the beer I own, scrounging for wine. Putting off getting into the hard liquor because I like to pretend
>>23709152
Good taste in whiskey.
>>23711466
fuck yeah. tonight it's jameson, though.
which one is the protestant booze and which one the catholic? i need to know whether I offended my ancestors tonight or last night.
