Roast me /b/
>>23689374
Nothing says "My dad buys me whatever I want" more than Fireball and a Patagonia jacket
>>23689386
I am geniunely confused on what gender you are.
If you're a dude, get a goddamn haircut.
If you're a girl, grow you're goddamn hair out.
If you're "genderfluid" or something, kill yourself
>>23689403
*your
I BLEW IT
>>23689374
Annoying smug face, I feel sorry for your parents. Keep up that diet and you'll face will get bloated even more.
>>23689386
I'm assuming you're male but I'm not entirely sure. Crooked nose, girly hair, probably get beat up alot (and deserve it).
Do your worst.
>>23689417
You call him smug? You look like that kid who will get enraged if you're not the smartest in the room.
Probably have had 40 times more Twitter followers than sexual partners... And 40 x 0 = 0