/soc/ What my boyfriend texted me couple of minutes ago. Do you guys think my boyfriend has a small penis? IMO, I think it's pretty small.
>>23647887
if that is when he is erect then yes, otherwise no
>>23647887
I guess thats an semi average size dick but who knows that could be one of those new fangle micro mouses. And is the really your bf cause that dude really really needs tho shave his shaft idk why you put up with that.
>>23647887
i assume "your boyfriend" is not fully erect here, so yeah, hard to tell. Doesn't look too big though.
> pic is me flaccid
>>23647906
Yea, that's him fully erect.
>>23647906
That doesn't look erect. The folds near the tip wouldn't be there if it was.
That said, he has a disgusting bush and no idea how to take a good photograph. Both of those problems are fixable though.
>>23647887
I think the proper term is chode.
>>23647917
Damn then sorry about that, is he still a good fuck or a good lover or anything?
>>23647930
Nice fit for a Blow Job, but I can take the whole thing in my mouth with no issues and not choke on it once.
>>23647917
i mean, if he'd shave/trim the bush his D would automatically look bigger. Wether he's a good lover entirely depends on you i guess. I've been with girls that think i'm just great, some think i'm too big, really depends on the chick i guess.
>>23647939
Despite his "small" penis, I still worship it and play with it. (But a shave would be nice.)
>>23647928
>>23647936
Lol I didn't want to be so blunt but yeah your pretty much on the money. And thats probably the one good thing about smaller penises, seems like blow jobs are a lot more "romantic". But then again some girls would rather have something they could choke on a bit.
Have you two had sex yet? How did that play out if you have
>>23647951
Sex with him was a little awkward, but it's out of love nonetheless, but yea I could hardly feel it. On the bright side we typically stick to oral.
Ach, god
that pubic hair is top tier cancer shit
>>23647943
>>23647959
And well hes honestly doing better than me in that department, I don't have a soul to worship my did and I'm mostly clean shaven done there. And tbqh maybe you should just tell him how you feel about his hair. I mean if yourgoing down on him
most of the time. It would be kinda thoughtful to have your forest so your partner dosent have to keep picking hair out their mouth
And seriously I just want to say sorry about that, It really doen't sound to fair in the bedroom but it sounds like you get alot of enjoyment out of giving oral so guess it all works out in the end.
>>23647972
It's fine, tbf I can give myself an orgasm just from masturbating with my fingers. Small or large, you gotta know how to use it to your advantage.
>>23647887
Looks pretty sad.
kik: huge_surprise
if u want to move up a level
>>23648000
That's some kinda mini-mouse isn't it
>>23648000
Smaller mouse = bigger penis
Doesn't work the same for my boyfriend.
How is that?
>>23647982
At least you got that but please don't tell me he dosn't even try any foreplay with you either. And if he had is pump and thrust game on lock you really won't really need to have to service yourself.
Gonna have to say sorry once again ;( Plus if he has you give hime oral while hes playing video games your dude is not my kind of friend
>>23648018
Better/more realistic.
>>23648011
>>23648005
http://www.logitech.com/en-us/product/wireless-mouse-m185
Come on, the mouse still is 4 inches, not that mini
>>23648027
XD Quit saying "sorry", it's cool! He's an awesome guy and passionate lover.
>>23648036
That mouse is not 4 in.
>>23648047
>http://www.logitech.com/en-us/product/wireless-mouse-m185
Mouse Dimensions (height x width x depth): 2.36 in (60 mm) x 3.89 in (99 mm) x 1.54 in (39 mm)
Alright, 3.89in not 4
>>23648053
Point proven!
>>23648059
Another day, another internet battle lost
>>23648044
Lol sorr.... I mean yeaaah lol. But at least hes passionate guy that kinda what matters the most, as long as hes not a push over.
>>23648069
I may have said he's small,(and @ point couldn't really feel it) but every time we do have sex, I still get immense pleasure. (I've even been with smaller guys desu.) He's nicely in shape and sex isn't everything in a REAL relationship.
>>23648083
light his pubes on fire lol
seriously get him an electric razor so he can fucking trim that because holy fucking shit is that disgusting
>>23648000
>>23648018
You two are fuckign tiny lmao what the fuck are you trying
>>23648134
I know it's average but hardly small.
>>23648189
Those penises looked a bit above average
>>23648083
Oh well damn I just thought you weren't getting any pleasure out of any of it. But if your feeling good and getting satisfaction out of all of it than thats good sex in my book not great sex but still
better than what I get. And sex isn't everything in a relationship but if it isn't there than someone is going to be looking for it else where which is sad cause seems like everyone is cheating or something in 2016 now
>>23648207
Really? What country are you from if I may ask? Here in Germany it's considered average.
>>23648210
I don't what's up with cheating in general, why get in a relationship in the first place if you're gonna hook up with some other person,
>>23648215
it's common for arab countries to have bigger averages.
>>23648215
I'm not basing it out of region, but just by personal experience and porn. So if you're coming in on 6+ that's above average to me. Since you asked what country, America.
>>23648228
>>23648223
This is the god damn million dollar question. Was talking to my friend about a snapchat of his crazy friend having a 4mto3f orgy. And the one girl who was fucking and sucking everyone was
the only one in a relationship and that dude wasn't even there.
Just want to know whats the point of putting that much damn stress on that girl and her suicidal bf
>>23648256
He should dump her immediately, (on top of th@ he's suicidal?!) Yea screw her!
>>23648256
She sound's like such a slut he should break up with her before he contracts an STD.
>>23648256
Might be to l8.......
>>23648234
Ah I see. >>23648256
Lol sounds like a slut.
He should dump her and find someone better fast.
Hope you told him about it
>>23648272
>>23648281
>>23648276
Well I have no idea about the suicidal part but hell I'd probably be feeling like that if I found out even tho I not the depressive type. I don't even know if that dude found out. But that was the first (well maybe the second :^] ) thing that came to mind. I've read so many stories here about ppl cheating like that then coming back and fucking their partner afterwards.
Hell I don't think I would want to share the same bed after that chick got back home. Either shes just a SSS (super scanck slut) or she got cheated on too
>>23647887
its not an ugly dick which is more important
and if he shaves that jungle of a bush i would fuck it without hesitation
>>23648308
That's my only critique about it as well, the pubes....
>>23648296
Man poor dude.... Hope he dumps her, and she contracts AIDS. (Best ending right there!)
>>23648330
Well shit don't know if aid is to harsh or not harsh enough, but dying slowing with lesions all over you bod seems like poetic justice to me. If I was there in that orgy(And thank god I wasn't cause idk what would do) but
if I heard some chick had a bf I'd lose all hardness that was in my boner and just be like "oh....oh great"
>>23648347
(This played right after I read what you said.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
>>23648351
Ha lol that was funny but I think this has to be the perfect song for that moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrNTsKg4z64
Phil Collins always knows best lol
>>23648358
XD th@ song 2!
>>23647887
>boyfriend
>that pubic hair
nice try anon
>>23648364
Thought it would be just never listen to that song after you get stood up or in a breakup, shit could put you on suicide watch lol. Either way moral of the story date ppl who you absolutely trust.
>>23648367
yo read the thread
he might be a grower.
>>23648372
The thread proves nothing
how is it that people still don't know how to spot liars on the internet
>>23647887
This is literally just a guy trying to get you all to do SPH on him, you're all retarded.
>>23648053
>getting so defensive about the size of your wang you're resorting to posting dimension sizes of a computer mouse
Kekd heartily
>>23648018
G502 is better
>Wired > wireless
At least its not a Razor
That being said you're slightly above average. I'm only 5.5
>>23647887
4 inches of jealous
>>23647887
Fuck you niggers
>>23647943
>>23648319
you have pubes?
