Date thread.
Post your picture and tell other anons what kind of date you'd take them on.
Will it be some streetfood gumbo in the middle of the ghetto or perhaps a relaxing session of acupuncture? You decide.
So, wanna date?
You wouldnt rememver your date with me.
Only guys so far, time to await fair damsels. (^: Here is a black and white photo since I'm such a faggot. ^:
>>23609037
I'm not so sure Zvedish man, I'm a straight white mail myself so that's a no no.
>>23609042
Tell us more about this.
>>23609079
Quality meme, upvoted and subscribed to your Reddit.
>>23609080
What is love?
Never again.
>Always thought I was attractive
>Last time I posted in one of these threads my sole response was "Would play WOW with"
Rude awakening t.b.h.
>>23609117
J U S T
>>23609037
Daytime saltwater fishing in Malandi followed by a nice dinner of the days catch.
>>23609042
To a roller rink/arcade
>>23609110
Would learn to be pure from
>>23609126
>Malandi
Malindi*
>>23609131
Absolute madman.
>>23609139
Purity can only be achieved by rigourous shitposting regime.
>>23609110
Go on a date with me and find out
>>23609176
But I like womens.
>>23609182
Im not talking gay shit, just a date
Probably out to eat have a few drinks then come back to my place to troll dudes on tinder and other dating sites getting them to meet up :o
>>23610732
fuck off back to rebbit :o
>>23610758
lmao i don't use reddit and have been on 4chan for 10 hears faggot, just barely soc :)
>>23609042
thats creepy and i love it
since you want to be creepy and shady itd have to be a secret
>>23609110
the met museum in nyc to compare you to all the greek statues
>>23609126
walk near some pretty fucking pond in the middle of summer then wed have some long islands or something
>>23610732
i would just drink with you
pics a bit old but i look the same. just maybe 3 more inches of hair
>>23610794
I would just buy you conditioner
>>23610802
thats super kind of you <3
>>23609037
Sushi lots of sushi.
>>23609042
Drinking it is but I would probably die afterwards.
>>23609110
>fair damsels
We wouldn't agree on anything so probably sit silently and awkwardly in silence in some natural place.
>>23609126
Cakeshop <3
>>23610794
Lorde <3 how you been
Would play with hair.
>>23610844
>>23610844
>>23610850
<3 <3 we would play with each others hair
ive been okay. could be a little better but no real complaints here
how you been
>>23610844
>We wouldn't agree on anything so probably sit silently and awkwardly in silence in some natural place.
I'd probably go '>Holy>Roman>Empire'.
Seriously enough I'd probably buy a beat up car for like one hundred Euros and drive around some country roads and act like an autist, trying to emulate the Driver from Drive, wearing a faux Scorpion jacket with what looks like a retarded spider since I couldn't afford a proper one. I'd let you drive and get angry at you for reversing into a god damn bush.
I'm Finnegan.
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU BOI
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN
[MUFFLED AUTISMCORE 80'S MUSIC IN A SHITTY STEREO IN BACKGROUND]
>>23610794
I like museums tbqh.
>>23611044
>god damn bush
Probably off a cliff since I can't drive
I'm into visually-tacky material so good choice with the jacket and the car.
>>23611122
>Latvia
>cliffs
There, you were right.
It isn't that hard. At least driving around on second or third gear is really easy. Not that I can drive too well kek.
I'm useless for ideas.
>>23611134
I forgot about topography tbqh
So the trip is deadly either way.
>>23610794
Holy fuq I love your hair
>walk near some pretty fucking pond in the middle of summer then wed have some long islands or something
Sounds great to me, never had Long Islands before.
>>23610850
>>23610844
>Cakeshop <3
<3
Would take on three day date to North by Northeast festival and get into trouble with in Toronto on downtime.
>>23609037
did you make this after i said where do i apply to be your gf?
>>23610732
>troll dudes on tinder and other dating sites getting them to meet up :o
Did this happen to you anon? :o
>>23609037
LSD/shroom fueled adventure through some nature.
>>23609042
Vidya, lecture, then go and destroy something.
>>23609110
Start a modeling firm and chill at pizza hut.
>>23609126
Go watch boxing.
>>23610732
Sounds like a date.
>>23610794
HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AGES!
Probably just netflix, a bowl, and some heavy cuddling.
>>23610850
Shoot some infidels with.
>>23612722
YES!
>>23609042
Set fire to something and then cook a nice meal over that fire
>>23609126
ICE SKATING
>>23610732
I would cook a 10/10 vegetarian meal and then we'd watch a film
>>23610794
I would take you to a gig of your choice
>>23612771
Smoke a bowl and then have a jam session!!
>>23609110
Would squat with and taunt bypassers.
>>23609126
Sailing.
>>23610794
Reenact Extreme Survival with Bear Grylls.
>>23610850
Camelrides.
>>23612365
What.
It wasn't directed towards anyone mate.
You can't apply, I don't want one.
>>23612771
We shall set up a clocksmith shop and only work whilst being beyond intoxicated.
>>23612804
Travel to some remote island and birdwatch. Meet oompa loompas.
>>23612852
bby you know me so well! <3 <3
>>23612804
Go to a real rave then trip the flip out in a field somewhere.
>>23612722
>>23614092
Mods..
Pubbing or cooking at home.
Would bore you to death by talking about either law,politics, or tabletop rpgs.
As a date I'd like to visit an abandoned building or something. We could camp out, steal wifi, and perhaps go out and dumpster dive for food together. Or maybe you'd rather hitch a free train ride or something?
Gist of it: let's hang out somewhere cool and do free shit.
>>23612722
Kek someone marry this broad.
>>23614470
Tfw no mysogynist Rokku gf
Where would you take the king of soc?
>>23612804
Check out some vintage clothes shops then go cycling
>>23610850
Art galleries then wild parties
>>23609117
maybe it was just a bad thread m8
Bow down to your soc king
>>23610850
Discuss Palestinian prospects for statehood and the role of Islam in politics with over tea followed by a walk through a bustling area of a metropolis.
>>23612804
Psychobilly concert
>>23610794
Meet at a dive bar and see where the night takes us
>>23614499
>>23614547
Mods..
>>23609037
I would take you anywhere you're forced to wear a shirt
>>23609042
I 'd take you to the RennFaire so I can lose you in a crowd of people
>>23609080
You legit look like the kid I pushed into a mosh pit at a Slayer concert this pass March
>>23609110
You and I would see a private show of Morrissey play some tune during a candle lit dinner where we share a subtle kiss. Full homo
>>23609126
I'd take you to comiccon and then nothing will happen
>>23610732
There's no date. I'd call your bro and ask if you want to ride dirt bikes but only if you're not too pussy.
>>23610794
I'd take you on a legit date, and be all nervous and awkward and try to do everything right. I would probably get you flowers and you won't care and I would ignore the pain because I somehow thought that was cute because I confused you being nice to me for being in love with me.
>>23610850
I would take you to an arcade and ask you to LARP afterwards. You don't want to call me back anyway. I have no idea why you said yes in the first place. Might as well hit you with a foam sword while I can, yeah?
>>23611169
I would offer dinner at a nice sushi house because I heard you say you like sushi once but then you'll never show up because I never asked you because I made you up.
>>23612722
I'd ask you to go LARP. you say you'll go grab your robe and wizards hat. We'd meet in the park where I see you and you fellow Klansmen and I try to run.
>>23612771
I'd ask you out because I think You're Pat Cassels from college humor. Then I ignore you the entire night because you're not Pat Cassels from collgehumor
>>23612804
There's no date, I write a song about you because I you across the room at a starbucks and got like really infatuated. You show up to the concert and come back stage, I'm really awkward because you have no idea that song is about you. You write a blog post about it
>>23614617
(con)
>>23614194
We go to the zoo, I mention Thor, you leave me there because I made the same joke 500 billion other people made.
>>23614431
We meet a t pavement concert, I ask you if you want to see De La Soul. You say sure and some how mention you play bass. We jam (guitar and bass) and have a good time.
>>23614511
We go see clutch together but I can't find you even though you're on stage
>>23614577
We meet in a parking lot where you'd ask to smoke weed with me and my friends. We then go on a date to see Disney on ice while high because that shit is fucking trippy.
>>23614617
>>23614625
This is top quality stuff. 10/10
Made me laugh quite a bit.
>>23614640
Glad someone enjoyed my wine antics. Sorry for the typos though
Grab some cheeba pick up a pizza watch a flick and plan to take over the world.... CTG
>>23614691
I'll just assume that's for me. I'm game
>>23614706
where you from
>>23614617
Actually the tired comment is that I look like Kristofer Hivju.
Would be you beer.
>>23614727
*Would buy you a beer
>>23614725
Delco, PA
>>23614727
Oh dear God, my poor soul... I need to buy you a beer. At least you can survive a whitewalker apocalypse then.
>>23614617
Japanese food is my absolute favourite cuisine. I've never skipped out on a date but I have been ditched before at last minute many times.
>>23611169
Good ol "Netflix and chill" and never talk to you again
>>23610850
Probably would agree to dig up a graveyard or whatever weird hobby you do
>>23615518
I didn't make you up? The plot thickens..... As I sit in the sushi bar, one my objects of delusions walk through the door. I am delighted as much as I am scared.
>>23615604
I would catfish you just to stand you up as many times as you would let me
Gonna bump this thread as I want to make up some more awkward dates.
>>23611169
are you good at sucking dicks at least?
>>23615604
Implying you may get that far.
>>23618044
If you like them being bitten off :)
>>23617780
Why? So you can laugh at your own jokes?
>>23609033
We would drive to a mountain bed and breakfast deep in the forest. We would go hiking in the morning, have an early dinner, get massages side by side at sunset, then fuck and drive home.
>>23618517
Hey, this bottle of wine was my best friend that night. Drunk me always laughs at his own joke. I'm a fucking riot
>>23619633
pumb
>>23614547
i'm in love already
