AMA Thread
Ask other user questions, be as personal and lewd as you like!
your kinkiest fetish?
>>23580967
shemale fucks a girl
>ask me more
>>23580961
ask away while i go eat dinner will answer what I can :D
>>23581551
Are you a girl? I like you <3
>>23581551
are you willing to grow your hair long?
and is that your natural hair color?
>>23581558
Yee and thx :v
>>23581650
I am but eh I like it short for some reason, it isn't my natural hair is more dirty blond
>>23581551
what kinda music do you like?
>>23581869
You're welcome :)
>>23581551
How many guys and girls have you fucked?
What are you hobbies? What do you do for fun or to relax?
>>23581885
really anything desu, I don't have a specific genre, atm i've been listening to some overwatch OST, hnng
>>23581916
0
also you guys should post pics so we can ask you questions :D
>>23581898
you have a huge head or you are very short ?
>>23581931
very short
>>23581928 pads or tampons ?
>>23581898
are you willing to sit on my face?
>>23581924
videogames and being a creep on /soc/
>>23581936
lol this guy again..
pads obv, tampons are pleb-tier
>>23581937
if you wish xxx
Shoot
>>23581898
what's your favorite sport?
>>23581928
>really anything desu
s...so do you like j-jazz msuic? ;-)
>>23581951
I like your hair :v
do you make music or play an instrument? if so which one ?
>>23581965
Thank you. Not anymore - in my early teenage years I used to play the cello.
I already asked you a question earlier lol but I was curious for your opinion on my appearance, if there's any thing I should do with, or without? Thanks :x
>>23581964
tennis
>>23581551
Craziest thing you've done sexually?
>>23581983
who's your favorite player?
who's gonna win tomorrow iyo?
>>23581979 you should try and make some scares to your face , it will make you look manlier and woman loves them
>>23581991
That's a terrible idea :0
>>23581991
scars
>>23581990
murry
Djokovic gonna win
>>23581998
sorry *Murray
>>23581979
why do you look like cat?
>>23581996
just do it !!!! look at that knife , you will be so hot>>23582014
>>23581987
once i masturbated in school :u
havent done much
>>23581551
Would you be my gf pls respond
>>23582026
Or don't :c
Should I assume you think I'm ugly too then ?
>>23582014
Why are you posing with a knife?
>>23582036
i think your head is fucked up
>>23582047
It is? But she skipped over my question! I'm sure she saw it ;_;
>>23581964
havent listened to jazz a lot, but eh if it has a groovy tune sure thing :v
>>23582035
obviously. yes
>>23582051 talk with your psychiatrist about your self esteem and woman . what does he tell you ?
>>23582014
Whats with the knife?
>>23582054
You're fine
>>23582054 move to a country with ugly woman
>>23582053
Can you AT LEAST explain what compels you and other girls to avoid me? It seriously would help....
>>23582059
It's a she. An what CAN she say that would help? The only thing that WILL help is not being avoided and rejected by girls, not only hearing from girls that I look bad or in this case, ignored thus making me feel that I do look bad.... Literally I need to know why they won't respond to me, and why some can't be friendly.
>>23582061 do you play wow ?
>>23581947
thank you babe
>>23582063
girls can smell desperation like sharks smell blood
>>23582053
This is the best day of my life
>>23582063
Please back off from my gf
>>23582068 how long you have been diagnosed with depression and what meds you take ?
>>23582071
I wouldn't be desperate if I could ever get girls, ever had a date, or knew any reason to be sure of myself. I assume they think I'm gross and they don't seem to want to see a better, more cobfident and happy me so it appears
>>23582078
About 4 years. The pulls I have tried never helped me at all. Only weed or alcohol helps me. I just feel worse on whatever she's recommended I try. I don't see my problem as purely psychological given the lack of communications due to girls shutting me out instantly....
>>23582070
No but I do play PC vidya
>>23582043
because yesterday I felt like emo.
>>23582061
the knife is pretty good
>>23582079 there is no fucking way you only have depression , just google dramatic personality and the reasons someone gets it and talk about it with your doc dude
>>23582014
Are you a boy or a grill
>>23582090
histrionic personality disorder on men
>>23582090
I've seen a couple doctors and the all around and only diagnosis I have is major depression. I'm really not that messed up, I'm just so easily let down and never get to talk to a girl and feel good after :(
>>23582095
I'm not histrionic. I just have crippling insecurity, dumbass. And all my attempts to get out of it by just getting advice or whatever leaves me feeling worse, thus making the cycle a never ending one.
>>23582108
have you been rejected from someone you were in love with ? you dont have to give me much info , just yes or no
>>23582124
Sure, but it's mostly just noticing on tinder and sites like here and pof that give me the idea that these cute girls just won't have any of it and aren't willing to just get a conversation going. It's seeing how I get no swipes on tinder except the really obese and ugly ones that has made me lose so much self worth. I just feel so gross all the time and there really hasn't been girls in my life to help it.
>>23582136
have you ever been in love with a girl ?
>>23582143
Maybe but I think love doesn't really fully form until you're close enough and around them enough for it to happen.... Like I already kinda mentioned, it feels like there are obviously barriers set up by girls even if they are invisible to just deter me and make me feel bad and like a loser or get self hating
>>23582061
Biggest fear and why do you think you have that fear?
>>23582014
Is the knife as edgy as you?
Are you you or merely a reflection of your surroundings? Who do you think you are?
>>23581979
Can't see it.
Biggest leap of faith you ever took?
>>23581951
If you could would you want to change anything in your life?
>>23581551
What made you come here and what made you stay?
>>23582154
so you have never been in love with a woman you knew in person . do you have autism ?
>>23581551
The cutest.
>>23581898
>>23582014
>>23582054
>>23582053
what color underwear are you wearing
>>23582167
I do not have autism and I've had special feelings about girls over the years but I never got to date them or take them out and I'm doubt they knew I had a crush on them... Why do you keep avoiding the things I've said though? Love doesn't even matter when girls ignore you
>>23582164
Prion diseases because they are absolutely horrific.
>>23582179
do you consider having sex with men ? do you have swifts in your mood ? do you feel empty inside for things like uni or the emptiness is coming from just being lonely ?
>>23582201
No to all 3. I've found success in things I've had control over m8
>>23582136
>>23582179
You sound like the Supreme Gentleman. When are you going on a killing spree?
I agree with the other anon, you definitely have something more then depression. A touch of aspergers?
The desperation+no confidence combo is kryptonite to girls. Accept that you are uglier than you'd like to be, lower your standards, take your meds, learn to not give a fuck, and slowly start learning basic social interaction
>>23582213
how long since you have been diagnosed with major and what meds you take .
>>23582219
If I'm ugly I would rather just kill myself instead of dealing with avoidance and rejection. I am not even remotely autismal. If anything, I'm a people person and nobody ever even joked around saying I was a bit strange or weird or slow, off kilter ect. I would never go on a killing spree either... Hate to break it to you.
Again, if I'm so ugly that I can't even encounter cool girls that aren't turned off by my looks, it's something I'd have to deal with my whole life and that's no good so I'm okay with suicide(as in, not killing any civilians or authorities also )
>>23582229
I already answered both of your questions and I'm currently taking no pharmaceuticals
>>23582243
take your meds , low self esteem , self hate and no confidence is a symptom of your illness
>>23582178
not wearing any rn
>>23582164
>What made you come here and what made you stay?
Eh came cause i was desperate and lonely, now i'm not so i dunno why i'm staying haha
attention whoring maybe who knows.
You seem like a cool pleb, what vidya do you play?
>>23582178
bloo
>>23582094
grill
>>23582164
I think I am human
>>23582178
it is the color of my soul.
>>23582164
Nope, I'm exceedingly happy with how my life has turned out and will continue to do so.
AMA, amigos.
>>23582254
Post pics bby
>>23582278
You look qt but that knife made you look like a trap
>>23582254
have any more photos of you wearing tight pants? in return I will give you attention and compliments
>>23582195
I can think of worse, desu.
I can't remember the specific name but isn't there a tree that, if you inject the sap which contains the seeds, the sapling will begin to grow out of you.
You'll become a real life Bulbasaur!
>>23582257
>attention whoring
You disgust me!
>Vidya
Borderlands, Arkham city, mostly just Spore or Skyrim though.
>>23582278
>I think I am human
Well god damn!
>>23582288
Good to hear it, man.
>>23582306
gime your steam link
>>23582304
flexible AND hot? call a priest, we're getting cyber-married.
can you put your legs behind your head?
>>23582306
I'd rather have to cut a tree out of me then have my central nervous system degenerate in spongeform fashion
>>23582330
yeah but dont have a pic of it sorry
>>23582323
Fudge_the_education
>>23582339
If your nervous system degenerates wouldn't that imply that it'd progress to a stage painlessness?
(I can't find that much information on it)
>>23582390
It's far from painless...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt%E2%80%93Jakob_disease
>>23582244
I'm only sad cause OP chose to ignore me and is so cruel that she can't even say why
>>23582347
what are you doing on soc
you are like 13/10
where are you from?
>>23582347
no prob babe, you look sexy as fuck though
how often do you exercise/train per week?
>>23582423
that shit sounds horrible
Locked-In syndrome also sounds like a terrible existance since we are on the topic of horrible shit
>>23582440
oh, my other worst fear.
>>23582423
Hahaha. Well fuck.
The world get's scarier one little bit at time.
>>23582426
OP is this guy you fucking retard
>>23582164
And he didn't ignore you, you ignored him
So what's everyone up to? Any plans? Unburden yourselves (except for MZJn/DRv, bottle that shit up)
man, this post is gonna have me rolling in (you)'s
>>23582506
damn right it is,
uh gaming and drinking probably, just hope my normie friends come on soon so we i dont have to play alone.
>>23582534
>normie friends
RREEEEEEE
Are you cucking me ;_;
>>23582547
I'm not :c
and yeah cause it seems most 4chan plebs i've ended up adding turned out to be complete autists.
rip
gotta have some normie friends.
>>23582501
I mean the girl I was directing my question to
>>23582534
She seems chill and nice but I don't understand why she neglected my question
>>23582555
I'm not a complete autist and you still ignore me..... People I've talked to actually say my personality is really good....
>>23582426
you really need to let go and stop basing your entire emotional state around if cute girls or random 4chan posts with pics of a cute girl interact with you or not , honestly
>>23582558
>>23582561
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
>>23582577 you are as weird as him , at least he got an illness he can fix
>>23582561
>>23582558
eh i'm just assuming you're a troll lol
so I'm not gonna answer you :v
>>23582570
BecauE any decent human should respect one another on s basic level. It's depeessing::: makes me depressed
>>23582594
But I'm not ;_; and that's why I assumptions just hate me
>>23582610
eh well i'm sorry if you're not, just seen your picture so many times on so many threads, just sorta assume you're another 4chan meme, I don't trust 4chan this could all just be satire :b
>>23582589
>>23582610
-stabs him in the balls- i said BACK THE FUCK OFF!?
>>23582555
what game are you gonna play?
also, tell us about your experiences with 4channers, maybe our resident retard in this thread can learn something about what he's doing wrong
>>23582615
Okay then sorry I just hope you don't think I'm 4/10
>>23582506
I will give you a (you) friend
>>23582642
why does it matter what I think?
Iol, this is why i think you're just trolling this thread, if you're this insecure wth are you doing on 4chan and showing your face? i dunno.. calling satire on this operation >:v
>>23582624
eh probably just smite cause my laptop cant handle many games :c
just mostly clingy ones who keep asking me sexual questions once i add them or keep seeking validation from me, expecting me to hold up to some dumb standard they made, its annoying cause they dont seem to realize i'm just as beta as 80% of people here D:
>>23581551
Do you prefer eating KFC™'s world famous KFC FAMOUS BOWL® with a fork, spoon, or spork?
>>23582681
we don't have KFC where i live, nearest one is 10 hours by car. lol
>>23582674
I care what you think cause I'm worried most people think I look maybe not ugly but just weird or to different for their tastes. I've noticed I keep striking out with girls. And all girls say this what do you care what I think? Stuff but really I think I have reason to care and I used to not care when I thought I looked nice enough
>>23582674
And also I regret ever posting. At first it was a one time thing and I remember to this day a girl called me 3/10 messed up looking Justin Long and it felt bad and I just couldn't believe it and kept posting more to see if maybe others didn't feel that way and I would get let down more and more each time I saw a low opinion. And now I just want to forget how I feel and move on
>>23582723
well if it makes you feel better you're not ugly, just gotta work on your personality imo.
>>23582734
Hookaayh thanks I prechate and I'm sorry for the sadfest
>>23582764
dw buddy, just start working on yourself, you seem nice enough (if you're not just trolling :b)
hopefully you can work on your issues and get all the puss later on.
>>23582722
Where do you live ?
>>23582782
secret :v
>>23582764
post your dick champ , its clear that she wants it
>>23582787
you look like north yurop
no stalk just saying
>>23582787
How can I send you an engagement ring if I don't know where you live
>>23582805
well you're correct
stalker :b
>>23582805
>stalking my gf
What the hell man, I thought we were bros
>>23582820
:D I'm not sure if i saw you in cosplay or if it's just the general being of you
>>23582831
hey hey it's a free board bro
Ask me things.
>>23582734
Ok you're new so here's the deal:
This is all an elaborate ruse. The guy in that picture is called Brandon, but I don't think that's his real name. Anyway he used to post around here a lot in like 2011-12 and then got a life and disappeared. Someone has spent literally years since then trolling this board, adv and r9k with his pictures, doing this desperate "why don't girls like me" and "how can I improve" and asking for rates in non-rating threads, disrupting casual chats. At this point I think multiple people are pretending to be him and putting up these ridiculous sob stories all the time just to irritate everyone else.
If you see a picture of that guy just ignore it. It's cute that you're trying to be sweet and help someone but it's useless because it's just some creepy guy who thinks this is funny.
Also please mail me your used pantsu
>>23582775
I think I can I think I can I think I can :3
>>23582841
Why do you have a naked figure with the legs in the air next to coffee?
Did you hot glue it?
>>23582804
This isn't that type of thread.
>>23582859
That's actually just a small manikin for drawing purposes, art's a huge hobby of mine.
The coffee is full of pens and pencils.
>>23582868
Draw me a Batman pls
>>23582842
FUCKING CALLED IT! dammit
i knew it was satire.
also i care about my pantsu too much to send em away sorry pleb
>>23582841 last time you had sex ?
>>23581551
Pepsi or Coke?
>>23582881
pepsi obviously.
>>23582842
Nigga you're just wrong. I did disasapear for a while and people did and maybe still do post pretending to be me, but I'm not rusing anybody. If I was, I don't really see what's so funny...
>>23582257
>bloo
why not white <3
>>23582868
post some drawing m8!
>>23582883
Good choice, don't know why but I prefer it over Coke to be honest
Hello thread.
>>23582883
>tfw people bully me in my country because I love Pepsi more than Coke
>>23582884 just timestamp man
>>23582891
cause white undies get dirty too fast come on now.
>>23582893
pepsi is dabes
>>23582896
theyre all plebs.
>>23582501
>And he didn't ignore you, you ignored him
The collection of words in that sequence confuses me and I lack knowledge of what it alludes too. Please help to enlighten me, dear child.
>>23582506
Sure is bud.
Well, where too start!
>Plans
I'm going to sit and sleep, eat and sleep. Then, if i'm feeling a bit adventurous: I'll sleep and sleep.
What about you, anomigo?
>>23582841
CAN YOU Describe your life in a few words.
>>23582901
Alright then, harder question
Sans or Papyrus?
>>23582912
wingdings
fag
>>23582916
Sorry Gaster wasn't an option, please pick again
drinkin rum
>>23582912
>Undertale
>>>/co/mblr
>>23582909
Sorry friend, let me explain: the autist guy was crying about my gf ignoring him thinking she was OP, but you were OP and you asked him a question and he never responded to you
>>23582912
sans all day every day..
>>23582926
which one
no good camera at hand, so have this easter pic of me. I'm the bearded one in the woolly shirt.
Can't sleep. Throw the questions at me, chaps.
>>23582954
No love for Papy? Damn
>>23582961 left guy looks like bald kripparian
>>23582974
how many daily hours to maintain that hair
>>23582974
Do you know Kung Fu
>>23582960
ron Caribbean diluted 42 proof. it's five bucks.
I am not proud of drinking this swill.
>>23582933
I see.
The guy just appears a little bored/ lonely tbf.
Maybe we'll get another gentlemen out of him.
>>23582926
More of a gin guy desu. I do like Mt Gay though.
>>23582961
Is that guy sick?!
>>23582974
how many penises have been in your mouth
>>23582954
do you have a tumblr or something
>>23582990
Idk depends
>>23582991
No
>>23583014
>Is that guy sick?!
Not at all, why?
>>23582961
Your friend is literally wojack
>>23582873
Im lazy take this lazy thing
>>23582876
I won't lie it's been over a year. College has been hella busy and when I'm not working on that, Im usually goofing off with some friends.
Also I'm avoiding relationships until I resolve some internal issues (Read: "I'm anxious and insecure and that's a terrible quality in a relationship")
>>23582891
I'll post a painting or something after this <3
>>23582909
Probably not in a few words. Crazy and depressing is a pretty good start though.
>>23582891
HEre's a painting for u bae
>>23583014
no tumblr :b
>>23583014
None. Im straight.
>>23583047
Wow, the bones look excellent. It reminds me of the cover art you see on those old pulp fiction magazines from the 20s and 30s. IDK what you'd call that style but I like it.
>>23583024
His complexion doesn't look healthy
>>23583071
Ayy thanks! I did that a couple years ago and I now sit in regret that I fucked the ribcage up really hard but shhh you dont need to know that
Here's another thing
>>23583060
cmon bae I'm sure you have a lewd tumblr full of schoolgirls and shit :P
what are some of your hobbies
>>23581551
what color are your eyes?
>>23581898
what is your routine
>>23581936
are you muslim
>>23581951
how long have you been growing dat hair
>>23581979
hows school going b
>>23582014
how many ppl did u murder
>>23582061
what is your favorite game
>>23582164
favorite genre of movie?
>>23582291
what do you do for a living
>>23582841
what is in the folgers can
>>23582894
favorite tv show?
>>23582926
ru angry
>>23582961
is that your brother? how old are yall
>>23582974
ru rockabilly or something
>>23583091
nah never been on tumblr :b
uh gaming
photoshop
music stuff :v
violent masturbation
shitposting
i dont live a very eventful life :b
AMA
>>23583103
You bet im rockabilly
>>23583103
blue, they change to brown ish during the winter its weird.
>>23583109
>>23583103
These are my questions btw
>>23583109
How's your circadian rhythm
>>23583103
I don't actually watch much TV aside for "sport" and the like, but I really enjoy Have I Got News For You for its comedic values.
>>23583107
What kind of photoshops
>>23583042
Thanks a lot familia
>>23583109
Why are you so sad
>>23583103
no i am not muslim i am from greece , but i like it when ppl think i am from middle east , i will take one photo dressed as an arab to spam here i think
Ask me if you want
>>23583132
i'm not, just sleepy
>>23583131
i have not heard of that one
>>23583124
pretty good i believe, everything seems pretty normal and on schedule
>>23583132
drawings, logos sometiems
and random photos for fun.
faceswaps and stupid cat pictures. all the memes :v
>>23583103
Pens and pencils
>>23582909
>Sure is bud.
;_;
>What about you, anomigo?
just watching garbage on TV and trying not to think about how bored I am
thanks for asking though, very polite
>>23583135
do you have any metal band logos on your leather jacket?
>>23583107
>violent masturbation
this is my fetish
>>23583086
fucking nightmare fuel right there. love it.
>>23583156
I just happened to have a thumb in front of me and didnt want to draw feet :v
>>23583163
>>23583086
>>23583047
me gusta
>>23583142
Probably because I live in Britbong land. Question for you though, how often do you find yourself wanting to masturbate and not being able to?
>>23583135
How often do you drink alcohol?
>>23583163
That could be a death metal / grindcore album cover right there. Do you study art in school or have you ever attempted to sell your work?
>>23583152
Haha, what's wrong with lether jacket on /soc/ or in US? I had similar comments like your few times and I'm really curious.
And I don't even listen to metal
>>23583142
Sleep then
>>23583143
logos for fun or are you a graphic designer
>>23583156
back off from my gf pls
>>23583163
You should redraw this because the skeltal head is much smaller than the body
>>23583135
Are you latina and if yes why do you paint your eyebrows
>>23583166
well i don't really fap, i just bang my bf. id say sometimes in class i zone out and want to plow but obviously can't right then
>>23583176
i do!
i had just woken up :^)
>>23583166
Nothing. I can't and don't want to drink alcohol because of few reasons.
Of course I have has some experiance in this
>>23583086
>>23583047
>>23583163
I'm sexually attracted to your artistic mind.
Can I poke it with my pecker just to pry some priceless pointers and projections of imagination out of it, please?
>>23583152
>how bored I am
Suggestions!
Let's write a shitty /soc/ story to pass some time.
Let's try to organise a hoax
Let's drown and gently rape orphans until beezlebub is disgusted.
Let's masturbate vigorously
or
you could send me some songs that you like.
>>23583135
Why the get up?
>>23583109
How should the world end?
>>23583176
I'm not even close to latina but I don't look like typical girl from nationality
>>23583181
You forgot to say no homo, people will think you are gay friend
>>23583180
Explain your reasons to not drink pls
>>23583181
i think a zombie nuclear war featuring aliens would be fun
>>23583179
Fair enough! How's the sex?
>>23583180
More power to you.
>>23583164
<3
>>23583168
I am not in an art school, though I was in AP art in high school and loved it.
Ive attempted to sell things but it usually ends up not really working I am an awful self promoter.
>>23583176
It was intended to be smaller
>>23583181
Rocking the alliterations there dudeguyman/baegirlchick
My skype is Solaticgear and you're all free to talk to me there! Though if you have a pecker I might have some bad news for your sexual attraction rip
>>23583176
for fun just a hobby
>>23583206
pretty awesome!
>>23583198
Well, I avoid wheat and sugar cause it injured me, I'm taking some medicines and I want to be forever young. After all night party I look much worse.
>>23583103
Favorite game is currently Europa Universalis 4
>>23583181
Ohh pliz. I want to be smart and original but I can only answer like "because life is amazing and unsuspecious blah blah".
>>23583244
Great!
>>23583190
Where are you from?
>>23583296
Slavonic country
Is this board entirely or almost entirely for sexual stuff and mostly one-time things, now? I could've sworn the last time I took a good look it was more varied. I'm finally in a place in my life where I want to go make real life friends, and I want to do that before I start dating, and I never want to do one-night stands. I was really hoping for some kind of congenial non-sexual meetup, even if I had to wait and get a lot of things in order and maybe travel a longish way.
>>23584079
not everyone on this site wants to hook up
>>23583103
Horrors
>>23583198
Oh no, the humanity!
>>23583202
Yes!
>>23583267
It's okay Dracul, I know your fashion pain...probably...not.
>>23583171
Nothing wrong with it, leather jackets are cool. Just checking if you were a rock/metal chick (my fetish)
>>23583103
>is that your brother? how old are yall
I'm 18, he's 21
>>23583215
got a gallery? tumblr or something?
>>23584473
so it's just rare to get anything else?
>>23582014
Will you please fill out this survey? >>23572862
Thank you!
