Assume thread
Up my sleeves.
>>23516741
Looks chad but is a great critical thinker.
>>23516756
>that censored chest
Wew. You're pretty tall, that's what I'd assume.
>5. Don't make duplicate threads. Use the catalog (try the search feature).
>>23510518
>>23516803
>what is report function
>>23516787
Features a nipple, it's no good.
>>23516822
>>23516756
>>23516741
posts pics on /soc/ pretending to be sociable, is actually just an attention whore
>>23516741
Chad
>>23516756
Chad
>>23516822
You rarely smile.
>>23516741
has probably killed atleast 3 people in his life, will never get caught
>>23516756
likes to drink orange juice
>>23516822
judges people based on their zodiac sign
>>23517353
you feel slightly awkward while smiling
>>23516741
Was born a female but had a sex change and takes steroids
>>23516756
Had a sexual moment with his brother at an early age
>>23516822 is fighting drug addiction
>>23517353
Is rich and wealthy
>>23517662
Hates my little pony so much he kills a pony and puts its face on his
>>23517747
goes around talking about how liberals and gays are ruining this country, wears a lot of camo.
>>23517747
Gayest selfie stick ever.
>>23516741
Used to play football
>>23516756
Wants to be Johnny Depp
>>23516822
You read your horoscope regularly
>>23517353
Had braces as a teen. Canadian.
>>23517662
You have an uncommon name.
>>23517747
Trump supporter. Gun nut. Homophobic/transphobic. Thinks feminists are the scum of the earth. Uses words like "alpha" and "beta" to describe other men.
>>23517894
Wow you sure pump out some stereotypical bullshit don't you
>>23517894
True feminists are strong women that can handle a gun, and I ain't transphobic because I also would like to be a girl
>>23516741
Not a racist
>>23516756
Likes the compliments he gets but doesn't let them sink in for some reason
>>23516822
Fairly quiet fairly chill kinda sad
>>23517353
Will be a father within 6 years
>>23517662
Not a brony
>>23517747
Likes cars
>>23517894
Worked retail, hated it
>>23517996
It's a thread about assumptions, isn't that the point? Anyway if I'm way off you can correct me. I didn't mean to offend. People said equally horrible things about me in the other assume thread.
>>23518030
100% correct.
>>23517342
Bit of both.
>>23517353
Stores a lot of beer at home at all times, would roomie with.
>>23517662
Had a surprisingly boring life as a teen.
>>23517747
Greets people with howdy.
>>23517894
Not agewise but I'd like to age as well as Johnny Depp, then again who wouldn't.
Can't stand attention seekers, was shy as a kid.
>>23518030
Funnily enough I don't care much about compliments about my physical appearance but I do take the ones regarding personality quite seriously.
Has gotten cheated on, moves on from relationships rather quickly though.
>>23516741
Is introverted
>>23516756
Lives in California
>>23516822
Likes anime and psychology
>>23517353
Navy veteran
>>23517662
Brony
>>23517747
Lurks /k/
>>23517894
Was super rebellious in teenage years
>>23518104
That's cool to know. I'm sure you're gr8
I'm kind of heartbroken right now, but I've never been cheated on. Maybe it's because I look like this sometimes
>>23518115
I mean this is why I'm heartbroken not why I've never been cheated on lol
>>23518040
Lol I could just tell
>>23518114
Radical political views
>>23518020
but you hate gays yea
>>23518030
Stole once.
>>23517894
b8
>>23517747
Mechanic.
>>23517662
Secretly gay.
>>23516756
You have tattoo that could be used to identify you on your chest.
>>23516598
You love Picasso's work.
>>23518146
I had the same cap gun as a kid.
I feel like you were in love once and it really hurt
Maybe I'm projecting
>>23518115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugJfjmxOR2I
We can slump together.
>>23518114
Loves to talk.
>>23518153
Ouch. I'm waiting on those good times too man.
>>23518146
-0/10
>>23516741
>You love Picasso's work
This is for you.
>>23516822
Likes her eye color.
>>23517353
Fears hair loss.
>>23517662
Likes acting goofy to ease up the atmosphere.
>>23517747
top kek
You ironically espouse /pol/esque memes, but you're less radical politically.
>>23517894
Pretty tall for a girl.
I was never into team sports.
>>23518030
Introspective, you get lost in daydreaming. Going to say it again, you look like the leader of Romanian Iron Guard.
>>23518114
Unsure about his life.
>>23518146
Has very few people to talk to in real laife about her issues.
t. expert
>>23518160
Thank you for the (You).
>>23518158
That is so accurate
Do I know you irl ?
>>23518151
I wasn't ever.
>>23518129
Nothing too extreme, just social democracy.
>>23518146
Nope I'm real sorry
>>23518114
Not teenage years but preteen (11-13) kind of. Never done drugs if any kind though and still don't drink despite being legal.
>>23518104
True, although more introverted than shy, and still am.
>>23518187
Welcome t. stranger
I am also incapable of the act itself, typing is another matter.
>>23517747
future psychopath
>>23518187
I'm 5'2" actually, but you're right. I hate team sports.
>>23518115
Hey do you have a Kik?
>>23516741
You're extremely popular IRL, huge posse of guy friends and a half a dozen girls after you. But you have deviant fetishes like pee or something.
>>23516756
Sexy selfies on 4chan, tfwnogf irl
>>23516822
hasn't moved on from Linkin Park
>>23517662
meets people from here on a regular basis
>>23517747
doesn't actually try this hard irl. secret geek who puts on a redneck disguise because you live in a small town.
>>23517894
lonely. high expectations.
>>23518030
drinks fruity mixed drinks and doesn't care what people say. dated a filipina
>>23518114
sad
>>23518115
not over a broken heart
>>23518146
roles tobacco into your joints
>>23518220
Yeah but I'm a weirdo and kind of emotional sometimes be warned
RockabillyCybergoth
Anyone can talk to me if they want I'm kinda sad
>>23518187
Spot on, no idea what I'm going to do with my life.
>>23518244
(I'm neither rockabilly or cybergoth btw)
>>23518243
Can play the accordion
>>23518192
Craft beer aficionado
>>23518146
Loves cult classics
>>23518115
Is way better at practical things than other people may assume.
>>23518114
Can code
>>23518243
I'm in a long term relationship so not really lonely, and I think I only have (way too) high expectations of myself. I don't know though maybe I do.
>>23518243
>>23518261
Very true
>>23518192
Smokes alot of weed
>>23518338
I don't do any drugs lol
>>23518261
Not even sure what craft beer is, I drink whisky
Anyone else have ED?
>>23516756
Whey too much of a pretty boy. Doesn't like getting dirty.
>>23516822
Cute and has good intentions mostly. Believes in astrology.
>>23517353 patient guy in everything except video games. Rage quits a lot.
>>23517894
Wouldn't call herself artsy but others would. Enjoys hikes more than the movies. Also a die hard liberal. Shame.
>>23518146
Has read more than any three people in this thread combined. It makes you think you're depressed but really you just need a day in the sun, a bubble bath, clean sheets and no alarm clock the next day.
>>23518748
You're actually really correct. Nice.
And sorry, I'm proud of my liberalbess ;)
>>23518713
Kys with these shitposts, photoshop troll
>>23518799
Probably a hoe
assumptions in next post
Do your worst, assumptions to come after I finish my HW like a responsible student 8)
>>23519422
>>23519422
Pat????
I let some of these get kind of creative
>>23516741
Wants to paint and sing, but fears that everyone will think he's gay if he does.
>>23516756
Is a model for money while studying for a career in a high-paying field. Is very insecure about how people perceive him for his appearance rather than his feelings and aspirations.
>>23516822
Lives in a small/medium sized community, tries to convince people to buy organic food but her fridge is mostly normal food.
>>23517353
Is uncomfortable and feels awkward in social situations but no one else can tell and everyone gets long with them anyhow
>>23517662
Doesn't really watch mlp, but spends way too much time online
>>23517747
Pretends to be a huge redneck so that he seems more interesting but is actually a pretty relaxed, moderate person.
>>23517894
Had a mother that was extremely judgemental and created many self-esteem issues, and now she tries to control what she thinks and says about other people as she finds herself making similar judgements on others (and herself).
>>23518030
Actually a huge fan of Michael Jackson and is a great dancer and sings in the shower sometimes.
>>23518114
Has a very strange fetish, one that his family has come very close to discovering...
>>23518146
Has a very dramatic, violent past, and life is more settled down for them now
>>23518192
Plays an instrument very well, in a band/orchestra
>>23518243
Has strong opinions but doesn't force them on conversations. Is very nice and talented at something, but is a flailer when he gets too drunk.
>>23518261
Spends a lot of time on tumblr but not super political about anything
>>23518338
Killed a man once, more afraid of himself than anything else in this world
>>23518748
Had a close relationship with his grandpa who served in the military, joined to cope with his passing
>>23518799
Everyone thinks that she is a slut but really they don't socialize very much and just masturbate a lot
Out of space, will do others next post.
>>23519541
>Has strong opinions but doesn't force them on conversations. Is very nice and talented at something, but is a flailer when he gets too drunk.
100% correct
A+
>>23519471
who the hell is pat?
Continued
>>23519422
Hangs out in Irish pubs but not an excessive drinker, loves history, wants to connect with his heritage more.
>>23519462
Doesnt know what kind of relationship she wants. Finds herself comparing herself to others more than she would like to but working on developing an independent identity she can be comfortable in.
>>23519554
Same guy, different ID? Or just agreeing?
>>23519586
Yeah it's me, ID changes every few hours.
>>23519541
Totally correct about the judgmental mom. Wrong about the other parts though, I generally don't judge people other than myself harshly at all (outside this thread of course, ha).
>>23519586
plats guitar and is a chill dude
>>23518748
is attracted to blondes
>>23518261
wears expensive foundation
>>23518243
is douchey but really doesnt mean to be
>>23518114
owns a few sweatpants with elastic bottoms
>>23520149
He plats the guitar reel gut
>>23516741
Deeply sad about either a girl or family stuff. Soft hearted and a good listener. But can be stubborn or overbearing at times.
>>23516756
Knows hes hot. Uses it to his advantage. Probably played the feild a bit, but os slowly coming around to monogamy
>>23516822
Sweet, and would do anything fpr her friends. But high maintenance in a relationship
>>23517353
Genuinely sweet and funny guy, but super insecure and shy. Would hold onto a partner for dear life
>>23517662
Good sense of humour and irony, probably sarcastic and witty
>>23517747
Probably still lives at home with his parents, but has a super active imagination. Likes to daydream.
>>23517894
Inner deamons. Insecure and emotional. Hyper self aware.
>>23518030
Sweet and sensitive. But can come across as snobby and demanding unless you actually know him.
>>23518114
Logical and unemotional. Keeps things short and sweet. Wishes he could be more outgoing. But doesn't want the responsibility of handleing a lot of friendships.
>>23518146
Sarcastic, abrupt, at times rude and judgemental. Very ill hurt you before you hurt me. Protective and almost mothering of her true friends
>>23518192
Chill. Laid back and easy hurt.
>>23518243
Non judgemental, but a stickler for rules. Upstanding citizen, but probably has a few kinks he doesn't want people to know about
>>23518261
Science geek, loves to play music. Probably dreams big, but doesn't have the drive to get them accomplished
>>23518338
Holds people to the same standards as himself. Which is high, and feels let down when people cant live up to them.
>>23518713
Smart, anxious, and a bit of an out of tge box thinker. Very quirky. Has a temper but controls it
>>23518799
Probably pretty relaxed and friendly. But an introvert. Wears mental illness as a badge of honour.
>>23519422
Open to new and experiences. Searching for something hidden. Probably can read peoples energys
>>23519541
Confident, sexy dreamer. Very in tune with the world and people around him.
took this picture on drugs, so excuse the hair.
>>23519586
Felix. Kind of quiet, works with computers, has a group of 2-3 friends.
>>23519462
Leah. Doesn't post assumptions after finishing HW, or doesn't do HW at all.
>>23519422
Mike. Used to play D&D, likes expensive whiskey, into a specific subgenre of metal.
>>23518243
Ben, Mike's snappy-dressed best friend. More of a beer guy.
>>23517747
Zach. Really good at guitar hero. Was weirder in high school than he is now.
>>23520149
Magda. Plays XBox, doesn't like her parents but has an alright relationship with them.
will include >>23520243
Jen. Genuinely warm person, reads a lot, knows how to cook food from a country she isn't from
>>23520274
Ha ha wow! Thats pretty much spot on and very close to my actual name! Spooky :D
I think you look like a Chris, james or Martin.
My assumption is
You are creative and indifferent to the opinions of strangers but take criticism from friends and family to heart, you can be brash and a bit of a risk taker because you haven't found a good enough reason to settle down and be calm. Very funny, but can have a temper.
>>23520243
To a T! Good job. Haha.
>>23520149
High maintenance, organized, self critical
>>23520243
Imaginative, relaxed, intuitive
>>23520267
Metal head, looks like a bassist but that's more of an aesthetic thing, average knowledge of mechanics, chill d00d
>>23520333
He he spot on :D id love to try read you, but i cant see your face! May i please?
>>23520340
Absolutely
>>23520343
Oh wow you're really cute!
But im getting sidetracked! Hmmmm,
Ok so,
Shy, but not an introvert, you have a decent circle of friends, but find it hard to go out and add to that circle.
To a very special few you are sweet and caring. You love to make your partner feel safe and wanted. You can be over protective, and jealous however. You like to wear the pants and be the dominant partner in a relationship and have been accused of not allowing your partner enough freedom.
You can be dry and sarcasticaly humoured and have quite a bit of intuition yourself. :)
>>23520350
Why thank you
When I had a circle of friends that was correct. Spot on with the dry humor/sarcasm, and the intuition. Shy, yes and no, in high school absolutely but working customer service for six years can fix that. Now let's rewind a few months, I donate my hair so at points it gets pretty long, you don't have to reevaluate but if you don't mind tell me if your thoughts would have differed
>>23520361
Not at all, i would only have added that you can come across as mysterious and aloof, but while you have your secrets, you are pretty open and friendly. :)
Still very cute with long hair :)
>>23520368
Well if I was spot on about anything it was the intuition part
>>23520376
Hmmmm? You where right about everything. :)
>>23520389
That may be true but I was no where near as meticulous as you were with shot.anation. In choosing more general it's a 50/50 shot. You've got the look of a writer, given that someone marked you a bibliophile there is a decent chance. I'd venture to say you prefer either spring or autumn, leaning towards autumn.I said unsupportive but I'd imagine you are near as pragmatic as you are imaginative.
That's about as specific as I can get currently.
>>23520267
rapidly lost weight for the sake of style, but is now obsessed with eating little.
>>23520149
no self control yet organised, underachieved during high school but no motivation to do highger education.
>>23520243
free spirited, has been to an orgy but didn't like it. plans on getting eyebrow piercing.
>>23520170
>He plats the guitar reel gut
when bae plats the guitar <3_<3
>>23519462
scandinavian or dutch or sth like that
scared of rejection, slowly making life more structured (new job, house, internship?)
>>23518243
definitely less cool than his photo portrays him. in group of friends he's the least likely to get lucky.
>>23518192
we get it, you vape.
>>23517894
someone portraying as another online because that's a weird thing people like.
>>23520405
I used to love to write, but never felt confident in it so i stopped....
Autumn is definitely my favorite. I still love to play with crunchy leaves when no ones watching. Kinda childish but i legit love it.
You are right. I am pragmatic to the point im a bit of a realist when it comes to the material world, but i still take.time to daydream everyday and particularly before i sleep at night
Be confident sunshine and dont second guess yourself. You definately have strong intuition. You just have to learn to trust it :)
>>23520416
Free spirited yes, orgy definitely not... im not a hit it and quit it kinda girl. Definitely only want/have had one partner at a given time lol!
>>23520431
oh dear I was far off. sorry 'bout that.
>>23520425
This is unrealistic but I'd like to see your writing simply because I'm willing to bet you were just being too hard on yourself. I appreciate the compliments, and the time given. I enjoyed this very much.
>>23520442
Thats ok we all have off days :) chin up! And try again if you like!
>>23520445
I dont think i was. But maybe. Id like to show you if you are really interested. Do you have a kik? Or skype.... i haven't written in years... it might take time fpr me to perfect something worth showing you.
>>23520465
I have both, my kik is ninjex. I'm more responsive to that than anything else. I write occasionally, honestly I've never gotten worse even after breaks so I have hope you'll have the same experience.
>>23520533
likes swing music. would like to make her own clothes
>>23520361
took too many drugs
>>23520343
wants to marry
>>23520267
leather fetish
>>23520243
owns a moon calendar
>>23520149
spends hours in the bathroom
>>23519586
you never overdid it with drugs
>>23520416
You are incredibly wrong. I portray no one but myself. Someone please tell me why in a million years it would be gratifying to post pics pretending to be someone else? That's completely pointless. Like why is that a thing.
>>23520841
bump
>>23520361
likes lolis
>>23520267
likes a7x
>>23518243
bisexual or gay?
I wasn't expecting nice things, this board is weird.
>>23520149
Does a lot of "normal" mainstream things like listen to popular music and stuff but is secretly a weird person and is trying to find friends she can feel comfortable being herself around.
(Basically right about guitar and chill, although it was kind of easy to assume)
>>23520243
Likes to read a lot, enjoys fantasy games, sometimes goes to metal shows. Not anxious around guys in general, but when it's her crush she's terrified.
(Only a little bit right about confident, correct about dreamer. It feels egotistical to agree that I'm in tune with the world but I would have to agree.)
>>23520267
Wants to be a guitarist in a math metal band but is having trouble finding time to practice and learn because he is studying in engineering.
(That's funny that you say Felix because for some reason that name came into my head when I looked at a picture of myself the other day. Correct about quiet, I do some graphic design if that counts for computer work, and my (IRL) friend group is large but spread across my much larger country. If we're just talking nearby people, then you're close.)
>>23520333
Can run very fast, seems athletic and manly but is very sensitive when animals are involved.
>>23520546
Always felt like a leader but was always very shy. Now, he is working to use that natural leadership in a new job with newfound confidence.
(Correct about drugs, I never went on any kind of binge with the exception of 2-3 festivals, never did anything with a physically addictive property, ect.)
>>23520985
Has a lot of deep thoughts and problems, very interesting person, but is trying to distract from that by seeking out sex from strangers (perhaps not on Internet, but somewhere)
>>23520985
collects weird stuff
>>23521507
wtf whoever took time to make this is sick...
1/2
>>23516741
plays some kind of a team sport
>>23516756
cares alot about his looks
>>23516822
into astonomy and occult, wants to be a white which one day
>>23517353
insecure when he shouldnt be, seems like a guy with great and funny personality
>>23517662
joker in your circle of friends
>>23517747
as >>23517894 said:
>Trump supporter. Gun nut. Homophobic/transphobic. Thinks feminists are the scum of the earth. Uses words like "alpha" and "beta" to describe other men.
>>23517894
still thinking you're an achiever, just stuck in a rut ATM
>>23518030
loves EDM, goes to raves
>>23518114
thinks lowly of himself, shy, prefers books to movies
>>23518146
doesnt like the job shes currently working, wanted to be a designer, but it didnt happen
>>23518192
great guy overall, but keeps a dark secret in himself
>>23518243
became a gym rat, but not the obnoxious kind
>>23518261
you spend a lot of your time on tumblr, love MLP and other cartoons
>>23518338
works in a bank
>>23518748
you'd rather be outdie than inside, can drink a lot
>>23519422
loves philosophical talks
>>23519462
you talk behind other people's back
2/2
>>23519541
plays regular gigs, witty, funny, makes his own music
>>23520149
you tend to lead the guys on and then dump them, just for the fun of it
>>23520243
tries her best not to be as shy as she is, probably has a nice singing voice
>>23520267
honest guy, loves rock and simple things in life
>>23520546
a total bro
>>23520985
acts edgy, but is actually a great person and easy to talk to
>>23517894
Has taken a women's studies class and never had a good relationship with her mommy. Has a shitty body image and blames it on men. Uses Tumblr. Acts surprised every time she sees racism on /b
>>23521973
Never taken a women's studies class but I am a feminist (inb4 feminazi). I do have a complicated relationship with my mom. Definitely have poor body image (I'm a recovered anorexic) but I don't blame it on anyone, it's a mental illness. I don't and never have used tumblr. Racism doesn't surprise me but I does make me weep for humanity. I guess you get half points there.
>>23521837
That's interesting, because I was an "overachiever" all through high school up until I dropped due to an unfortunate combination of anxiety, depression and anorexia. I'm in a much better place now but still struggling to function at the level that I would like after 4 years. You get half points too.
>>23522146
*dropped out
Whoops
>>23520533
Is very cynical and jaded about the world around her, deeply wants to feel love and passion but is afraid to give herself entirely to another person
>>23520546
Can be blunt, unemotional and egotistical on the surface. But actually has feelings that run deep. Just doesn't like to acknowledge them, also what is a moon calender?
>>23520985
Insecure in himself and still working on figureing it all out. Likes to come across as alpha and confident but isnt. Has a sensitive side he feels ashamed of
>>23521192
Definately right about the metal shows, terrifyed of my crush and being more relaxed around guys. I have more guy friends then girl friends because i find it easier to talk to guys and trust them. Pretty spot on! Impressed :D
Sorry i didn't get yours quite right, ill try harder next time :)
>>23521837
He he hello again! Im glad to see you! I hope things are going well!
You are right, i am shy and try hard to not be so, and apparently according to my friends i do sing well.... but i have to be reeeeeaaalllly drunk to do it in front of people,
You are a genuinely good human being, you naturally have your off days when you dont want to be nice, and you feel guilry for it later,
>>23520533
Very concerned with how other people see her, afraid of being misunderstood, takes baths often to relax. Has a mostly positive, healthy relationship with her father.
>>23521837
>>23521847
Speaks with a cool accent, moves to music more than he notices, and likes hard rock and some kinds of metal a lot. Does good in school, but not excessively ambitious.
(Correct about making own music and I suppose a bit correct on being witty, but I've never played a gig other than an open stage, once. Still trying to work on a singing voice I feel totally comfortable with)
>>23516598
>Assume thread
>>23522839
this one too
>>23522839
>>23522851
Too young to be on 4chan, has confidence issues but doesn't let it stop him from making interactions with other people. Was put on the autism spectrum in elementary school but will have basically grown out of it by the time he is done high school.
(Side note: you do realize that's just the exact same picture, but slightly blurrier than the first?)
ASSSSUUUUMMMMEE MEEEEE!!!
>>23522919
its not the same picture, because i took both of them.
>>23522146
just keep going, you'll make it. ;)i knew i was right about overachieveing, you strike me like a person thats goal driven.
>>23522792
hi! things moved crazy over the last couple of days, so I'm catching up and still dont believe some of the stuff that happened. You're right about feeling guilty after being mean
>>23522806
as long as it isnt noise or doom, i'm fan of all metal music, rock... trance... it'd be easier to post my YT playlist to expres myself. Why don't you try and find a singer until you catch up with your voice and try and score some gigs. I know I'd come hear you if I could
>>23523108
I hope that its all in a good way sunshine! You deserve a good break :D
>>23522806
oh, btw. i'm well aware how much i move to the music. and i aha aha aha i like it
>>23523129
awwwww... you're so sweet! :hug: yep, it's good things. one of them is promotion!
>>23523149
Hey congrats man! Im super happy for you!! *hug*
>>23522925
has white parents
>>23522839
Only listens to Eminem, Hopsin and Tech N9ne. smokes weed out of a soda can
>>23522925
Has more sophisticated/classy tastes, had issues being accepted by peers but when he was younger. Has lots of friends now but is only close with a select few. Very good at managing his finances.
>>23523488
Damn dude, fuck you were accurate. I actually suffered from social anxiety years ago but now could say that I have 0 anxiety left. Made me the type of a guy who's extroverted and talks to anyone and that's why it's quite easy to befriend people, yet I can only call a few close friends. Going to study business next year.
5/5, very impressive.
Assume away lads
>>23523710
Takes inspiration from many unconventional sources, not at all self-conscious about his appearance but is instead self-conscious about his personality and wants to be a better person.
Hittin' the rate thread next.
So curious
>>23523735
Omg.You are fucking right I do want to be a better person !!!
You read my soul
hi plz assume things thx
>>23523745
Extremely ambitious, probably STEM. Overall just a really classy lady.
Very attractive, but that's me.
>>23523778
left is bangin
>>23523778
which one are you?
>>23521837
>you'd rather be outdie than inside, can drink a lot
Damn straight I do. If someone is a problem in a bar/club/party, I drink whiskey with them until they pass out. My tolerance has become more of an economic burden than a bragging right.
>>23523897
cringe
>>23523745
Enjoys things that are considered "childish", has an active sex life but is not reckless in that regard.
>>23523778
Met him in some kind of work environment where one of you was a regular customer and the other a worker. You like to read novels.
>>23520546
Never did drugs, marriage would be nice but not a top priority.
>>23520985
Don't like Lolis, did you even try?>>23521192
I did run a 4.3 40 yard before I quit the athletic thing and started smoking so points for that one.
Mumptions. The lot of ya.
>>23516741
>>23516756
>>23516822
>>23517353
>>23517662
>>23517747
>>23517894
>>23518030
>>23518114
>>23518115
>>23518146
>>23518192
>>23518243
>>23518261
>>23518338
>>23518713
>>23518748
>>23518799
>>23519422
>>23519462
>>23519471
>>23519541
>>23520149
>>23520243
>>23520267
>>23520333
>>23520343
>>23520361
>>23520533
>>23520546
>>23520985
>>23521837
>>23522839
>>23522925
>>23523710
>>23523745
>>23523778
Narcissistic, insecure fucks with no personality.
>>23525167
I assume you are bald,short and have poor fashion sense.
>>23516741
You're really lonely
>>23516756
You own a lot of hair products. You listen to Justin Bieber sometimes.
>>23516822
You're not old enough to be here. You believe in karma, crystals, and the Zodiac. You really like cats.
>>23517353
You're really nice, but you're awkward so people avoid you except your good friends. Play boardgames a lot.
>>23517662
You don't get out much. You can code.
>>23517747
You're either really repressed, or really racist. Probably voting Trump.
>>23517894
Low self esteem. Don't realize how pretty you are. Kind of sad, but trying really hard.
>>23518030
You believe in the Illuminati
>>23518114
You listened to PUA podcasts.
>>23518146
You're secretly really slutty. You rave.
>>23518192
You're really cuddly. You love to make others laugh.
>>23518243
You tare pride in your appearance. You like craft beer.
>>23518261
Feminist, but nice about it. Likes grunge shows. Into thin hipsters
>>23518338
Kind of aneed asshole? Likes to go clubbing.
>>23518713
You listen to a lot of sad music. You're really funny.
>>23518748
You're racist, but in that, "WAH WHITE PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO" way
>>23518799
You give good head. You spend a lot of money at Mac or Sephora.
>>23519422
Metal head. Super cuddly.
>>23519462
Too young to be here.
>>23519541
You don't sleep much. You really like knowing you listen to music other people haven't heard of.
>>23520243
You read a lot. You like synth music.
>>23520267
You smoke a lot of cigarettes. Massive punk.
>>23520546
Nice but in a creepy way. You take things too seriously.
>>23520985
You feel like you're above others, but you have a sense of humour about it.
>>23525390
> You're racist, but in that, "WAH WHITE PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO" way
KEK
Overweight tumble feminist who advocates for "plus sized" models who are literally so out of shape it's going to cause a financial burden on the medical system.
Let me make an assumption or two-
You don't think nonwhites can be racists?
You blame your short comings on "systematic oppression" and the "patriarchy."?
Oh, oh, oh! I know, you think you are entitled to an opinion that everyone must accept at face value whether they like it or not, but if someone else has an opinion you don't agree with you dismiss them as (insert term for bigot) because you really are incapable of understanding and reflecting on others view point without agreeing with it. This is also why you haven't grown as a person or intellectually since you formed your opinions on the world at 15 years old, basing them on your complete knowledge of everything.
Of course, your response to this will be to call me names and attempt to paint me as a sexists and whatever other -ist that comes readily to mind from your rapidly dwindling vernacular.
It's OK. I look forward to your response.
And yes, I am a bit of an asshole, but only because I care.
>>23525626
Lol so mad
>>23525390
>>23525626
so she was right
>>23525637
At the very least I hit a nerve.
>>23525637
Nah son. What bothered me was the inherent logical fallacy.
>>23525390
I'm not.
>>23525672
Completely agree POC can be racist. But if someone is being bullied and you're watching without helping them out, you're part of the problem. So I don't think her way of describing that kind of person is inherently wrong. Not that you necessarily fit that description, it's just an assumption thread.
>>23525691
You're not what?
>>23525747
Lonely, ye dummy. Follow ID's.
>>23525672
If you aren't racist, then you wouldn't have felt the need to get so butthurt.
>>23525754
I didn't even know the ID was a thing.
>>23525765
How new are you? Try /r9k/ kek.
>>23517747
I bet your AK is chambered in .223 u feg
>>23525769
I've been on 4chan for about ten years on various boards. I just don't come here often anymore.
>>23525781
Favourite board?
>>23525785
I liked /lit/ before it became boring and pretentious.
Now I only come to soc sometimes when I can't sleep.
>>23525792
>pretentious
>hasn't read Iliad original Greek and hasn't gone full Celine on life
Kek'd.
>>23525785
But before /lit/ I've been a regular on /b, /r9k pre wipe and then it came back and turned into a shit show, /toy, /a, /v, /cgl
>>23525167
Likes modern British crime movies, got strong because he used to be picked on and now stands up for people when he can.
>>23525287
Came from /b/, projecting insecurities, didn't even read what the thread was about, actually a nice person but takes the dead board culture too seriously
>>23525390
Listens to Crystal Castles, argues only to feel morally superior to others
(Basically all-around correct, although I get a decent amount of sleep I still don't feel rested enough. I listen to unpopular music mostly due to my sheer quantity requirements and also because smaller artists give me realistic goals for myself)
>>23525745
Had a divorce or never married, had a turn around point in her life where she decided to live it to a higher potential, hasn't spent time in other boards
>>23525390
I can't code and i do go out a lot.
Gee I wonder what assumptions people will make about me
>>23525637
Well, most rational people have the same thoughts as him.
I guess what she meant was that he doesn't look like a leftist fuckboy.
>>23526007
Has one or two special talents that use computers (animator, music production, ect). British, listens to alt rock bands like Bloc Party.
>>23523710
Used to be popular with girls but has trouble finding a girlfriend now, or vice versa.
>>23523745
Undergrad psychology major, lots of friends.
>>23525167
Eastern European, likes going to the gym but was never any good at sports
>>23525390
Has a tumblr and identifies as "queer"
>>23525626
Alcoholic and has a kid
>>23525745
Misses the 1980's and likes to travel
>>23526007
Really likes indie rock
Tfw when you're a permavirgin bcuz you have ED :(
>>23528033
you'd be like 10x better looking if you did something about your unibrow
>>23528021
Doesn't ever go through too much effort to do things for other people, doesn't think much outside of the things he personally finds normal and/or familiar.
>>23528030
Never went too far with gender transition but still doesn't like that people say they're a dude
>>23528033
Had overcautious parents, mature and manly facial features but isn't much of either in behaviour
>>23528033
didn't go to college
>>23528030
i got nothing
>>23528021
probably once had a lip piercing and likes bmx and is way too into his car.
>>23526007
probably nice as fuck and very quirky.
>>23525626
butthurt often
>>23525390
probably bad ass as fuck
>>23523745
fun to drink with but kinda odd otherwise
>>23522925
likes poetry
>>23521837
really smart
>>23520533
takes a lot of selfies and shares way too many things on facebook such as recipes
>>23519462
underage
>>23518799
scary
>>23518338
probably never opens the sunroof in his car
>>23518261
feminist
>>23518243
the fucking coolest
>>23516822
has never had a consistent hair color
>>23516756
active on tinder and uses too many emojis
>>23528788
lol
oh boy...
>>23528983
knows a lot and let's people know that
>>23528033
rich family but you are sad
>>23528030
girls are jealous of your hair. And me too
>>23528021
loves to do magic tricks in front of an audience
>>23526007
goes to hogwarts
>>23525745
posting your poor mum
>>23525626
sometimes doesnt give a shit and only wants to drink. but always does his job well, enigneering or so
Assume
>>23529302
REALLY likes benzodiazepines and weed and talks about drug use too often
>>23528983
does not have a pet dog and does not want one
>>23529308
does not want a haircut
:)
>>23525390
Don't even know what that stands for.
>>23529352
works in securtiy. loves dark, hard music
>>23529302
Talks with a loud voice, especially when around friends. Likes his country and celebrates it.
>>23528983
>>23529308
>>23529352
don't create original ideas and content
>>23530515
I'm not a nationalist
>>23531078
bumpin
>>23529352
Spends lots of time on the gym. Drinks a lot of beer.
>>23529302
Works in IT, likes to party
>>23528983
Doesn't have social life, gaming for hours every day, IT student
>>23531614
single mother
>>23531647
That's new :) no, I haven't been single for almost 10 years, nor I'm a mother. I have a cat if that counts :) you're single. You like to spend you time doing sports, something where a teamwork is necessary, like football or basketball
>>23531614
What is this?... why aren't you in the kitchen I see no cooker.
>>23529650
I work in security.
>>23531614
I do work out lots and when I drink I binge.
I'm an open fucking book!
>>23526007
plays the ukulele
>>23528021
uses magic to hit on girls
>>23528030
can't work out if pregnant female or weirdly standing lanky man
>>23528983
hasn't been outside in 3 years
>>23529302
likes prog rock
>>23529308
steve aoiki?
>>23529352
headbutted at least two people on your last night out
>>23531614
has an active pinterest account
>>23531647
smells like cheap aftershave
>>23531747
you have cockroaches pets in your hair
>>23531784
that's a hat, but cool.
>>23516756
likes to play with his own nipples
>>23516822
thinks of food during sex
>>23517662
hipster
>>23518114
bicurious
>>23518243
weeb
>>23518338
foot fetish
>>23519422
Really liked Whiplash
>>23519541
Smokes pot at least once every other day
>>23523710
His virgin experience went terribly
>>23529352
Relatively good with small children
>>23531614
Quiet, has small friend group, gets stressed out often
>>23531647
Very romantic with the ladies, not always good at being aware of his surroundings or subtle things
>>23531747
Only partly Russian. Likes techno.
>>23531865
Speaks in a somewhat higher/lighter tone, dances only when he's certain that no one is watching.
(Totally wrong about the weed, I smoke only when offered so maybe once every month or two. However, that usually goes up in the summer when I get free weed from strangers everywhere I end up.)
>>23531865
Still in school, working on a degree in sciences or architecture.
>>23531747
Gets drunk and screams at people in Dota
>>23531647
Spends a lot of time indoors
>>23531614
Art student
>>23529352
Has dressed up as Bane for Halloween
>>23529308
Gets extreme Asian flush
>>23529302
Lives in N. Europe and drinks coffee daily
>>23528983
Plays EVE Online
I'm >>23529302
>>23532360
sporty, friendly guy but a bit insecure
>>23531865
you deliver work on time
>>23531747
wicked sense of humour
>>23531647
lazy. a lot of weight on your shoulder
>>23531614
reads fashion blogs. likes music, vinyl
>>23532527
Accurate for the most part, good call.
>>23516756
Swings both ways, isn't afraid to do the kind of derpy pout lips some women are fond of doing in photos.
>>23517747
Trying out a new gimmick hoping people don't find out you're gayer than Rock Hudson making out with Liberace on Fire Island
>>23518146
Lives life behind seven proxies due to not meeting people's expectations, mostly in the best sense of the term. Would probably benefit from reading 'I Feel Guilty When I Say No' because you're not the superhuge toughlord who has rape for dinner IRL like you are online. Has been touched inappropriately
>>23518261
Lives in a universe with a weird contrast and filter going on at all times
>>23518748
Your good nature betrays the number of 'Dude, you should've been there' stories you've been a part of and witnessed firsthand
>>23519462
There is an invisible straw in the center of your mouth
>>23519541
Although you don't play video games that are popular in group settings, you've made someone cry while playing Mario Party because you are unstoppable when you reach belligerent levels of drunk
>>23525390
Literally problematic catchphrase buzzword fighting the pastryarchy *blocked*
>>23532360
Is depressed but not as bad as once upon a time, probably has a medical concern that needs medication or shit gets real in the worst way possible, comes from money and didn't really realize it until maybe a month or two ago.
>>23528983
Has paid for services on Dark Desires, and has hunted people for sport more than once.
>>23533043
>Is depressed but not as bad as once upon a time
I think I'm mostly over it at the moment.
>probably has a medical concern that needs medication or shit gets real in the worst way possible
Spot on.
>comes from money and didn't really realize it until maybe a month or two ago.
Yes, though I realized it when I was younger. Denied it for a while though.
Do you actually know me or was all of that really just a shot in the dark?
>>23533081
You'd be surprised what people give away without realizing it. It's the people you can't discern anything meaningful about that you should have a canvas sack and a hammer ready for. Anyways, you're mixed race w/ Asian so you coming from money was kinda easy.
I tend to go for 'first though, best though', but it sometimes leads to 'this person probably talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded'. Sometimes depends on set and setting, kinda like lsd.
But I digress. Smile, you asshole. There's light at the end of the tunnel, and it ain't New Jersey.
>>23533043
Never played video games very often, or drunk for that matter. But still, a decent intuitive guess.
>>23525167
damn man you need to stay off the whey protein and eat steaks. you just look puffy and bloated with no detail to your arms.
>>23523745
lovely outfit. sexy af.
