DREAM GUY/GIRL THREAD
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DREAM GUY/GIRL THREAD
Ideal:
>Male
>Tallish? (5'10"+) Not a dealbreaker
>More bear mode/muscle.
>Wants to go to the gym together / Actively bulks on their own (Motivation for a partner only lasts for so long)
>Wants to go home after gym and have me cook him dinner then we play DotA/LoL or other games we enjoy mutually.
>Emotionally Supportive
>Is ok being moreso the "Daddy" of the relationship, accepting that I do stuff for them and is assertive in return
>Has somewhat of an idea on what they'd do
>Possessive/Clingy
>Likes to banter
>Honest, Loyal, etc etc
>Empathetic, supports me being in medical school
>Playful. Someone I can link shitposts to and laugh with over text/skype while I'm in lab or at the med library
>Dominant sexually, likes that I want to usually fully submit
Hard being a fag sometimes.
>Ideal girl
>18-22ish
>slim/fit
>cute
>colored hair is a plus but not required
>clingy
>likes to cuddle
>likes to watch movies and stuff with me at night or maybe play dota
>will go on adventures with me
>location is preferably north america
I hope such a thing exists...
Ideal:
>female
>short or tall but has to be skinny
>no tan, really pale skin is a plus
> funky hair is always a plus, but I like it short and long
> a bit clingy but trusts me
> likes to go out to different restaurants during the day and smoke hookah at night.
> likes to go out to hike or nice walks during night time
> submissive during sex, but vocal when she's really feeling it.
> likes to listen to all kind of music not just modern shit. (Jim Croce, teddy Pendergass, bread, meatloaf, Ben folds five, Johnny cash, etc)
> would be there for me to kiss on the neck after a long day at work and fall asleep with her in my arms.
>>23504285
Forgot most importantly
>no drugs/cigs/addictions (deal breaker)
>>23504285
oh my god that's totally me!
Ideal girl:
Honestly don't have a lot of specifics in terms of appearances.
>18-25
>Preferably average/fit (slim is fine)
> Shorter than me (Less than 5'11ish)
>Educated
>Can be independent but leans on me for support when needed
>Emotionally intelligent
> Likes to be active, not necessarily outdoorsy though
> A bit shy
>Puts as much effort into a relationship as me, can be reliable when I need support
> Into different things than me so I can learn from her
> A bit sassy, sarcastic, like dad jokes/puns
> Into TV/Anime/Vidya/Movies to some degree
>Not into drugs/cigs/addictions (deal breaker)
^ Stole from >>23504316
> In contact with family
> Wants to get married.
Probably doesn't exist but oh well.
I'll just post me and if I fit a description just hit me up
>male
>6'3 185 athletic build, muscular, 12% bf
>going to the gym is a passion of mine
>country boy and veteran
>anything outdoor related I'm there
>total nerd/geek
>reading, anime, comics, and cosplay
>loyal, honest, passionate
>cuddler
>semi protective/clingy (depending on individual definition I suppose)
>can cook
>no drugs/drink on occasion
>norse pagan
>blah blah blah
>I don't party much more of a introvert but I can be social
>chubby girls are fine, fit chicks are amazing, if you are obese, just no
a lot more probably, but I think that's a good foundation
inb4 every girl says tall
Autism: The thread
Dream Gal:
>Any age below 50, although preferably near my age of 19.
>Any height
>preferably fit enough to withstand the apocalypse.
>Mildly psychopathic is a plus
>Hyper intelligent
>Refers to me as "her property"
>Appreciates my loyalty
>Wants to assert our Egotistical rule over the world.
Dream girl would be a girl with a cups, virgin, wears white panties, takes spankings
>dream girl:
>has vagina
>has pulse
>weighs less than 160lbs
>gives blowjobbs on holidays and weekends
I'll bite.
First I'm a 26 year old bisexual female in the US.
Ideal Guy/Girl
> Between 5'3 and 6'3(Im 5'2)
>Thin - Chubby. I'm pretty fond of bearmode guys. Don't read that as obese and hairy though.
>Masculine but not afraid of his emotions. For girls I prefer a decent blend of masculine and feminine.
>Witty as fuck and can keep up with me. I tend to be sarcastic and playfully shit talk and the ability to banter is incredibly attractive to me.
>Enjoys video games and binge watching tv shows/movies.
>Loves animals and either has a pet or two of their own or wants pets.
>Doesnt take his/herself seriously and enjoys being goofy and silly.
>Enjoys the outdoors but isn't obsessed.
>Has a job or is a student. Basically doing something with their life other than sitting at home on the computer all day.
>Has passions and hobbies they will introduce me to and blabber on and on about. It's a terribly cute trait.
>Eventually wants to settle down and do the married thing. Maybe with a kid or two.
>Is affectionate with words, pet names, and their body.
>Is comfortable in their own skin. They know who they are and are okay with that.
>Is in the US
Bonus points for glasses, playing similar games, not having a nasally voice, and having a killer smile.
>>23504884
I should have also said they would have to be between 23 and 35 years old. That's pretty important.
>>23504884
Just saw this scrolling. You seem cool. I fitt a lot of the stuff maybe not all the physical stuff but you can decide. I I've j. California are you close? You can kik me if you want mines is @finitenite
Later
>>23504885
you don't want any of that barely legal benis?
>>23504890
Also I'm 23
>>23504890
So terrible at this
@finitenight
My dream girl is a robot that does not exist yet, but may if I'm ever rich enough to build her.
Her basic role is to cuddle, and hold me at night. Once we get that down, saying sweet things that make me feel cared about is next.
Eventually I may be able to program other things, but those are the necessities.
>>23504894
I know age doesn't imply maturity but unfortunately I just can't take people in their teens and early 20s seriously. Maybe I'm just an asshole.
>>23504900
>>23504904
I don't have kik. Sorry.
>>23504209
Ideal Female:
>18-29
>5'1-5'9
> petite body type, so like 100-130
>cute face, bright eye
> soft voice
> hair at least shoulder length
> A homebody, pref someone who also plays videogames, but isn't against doing outdoors activities
> Cooks/bakes
> Enjoys sex to do it more than once a week
> loves animals, and wants pets
> doesn't care about having children
> is capable of dealing with me rambling when i get upset or depressed
>>23504917
Read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. You might enjoy it.
>>23504884
>tfw when 21
>>23504924
Skype? Mines luckynhmber3.1415
If not then have a good one. I'm off now.
>>23504934
I'm out of your age range on your post too. I also smoke medical marijuana for anxiety.
Alas, it was not meant to be.
>>23504944
Again man this must not be meant to be
Luckynumber3.1415
>>23504932
I do not require my robot to pass a turing test, or to possess sentience, or any fake sense of consciousness.
I just want cuddles and to feel appreciated.
>>23504924
It's okay your taco hole probably isn't small enough to accommodate my burple anyway
>>23504945
Well this thread is ideal right? Alas, situations are not always ideal. As long as you can have kids and aren't an addict. We good.
Ideal:
>male
>height is irrelevant
>age is mostly irrelevant
>hair is irrelevant, as is skin colour
>you must train.
>you must have brains.
>you must be doing something with your life.
>you must dress well. if you wear graphic tees just kill yourself
>you may be narcissistic or cruel if you like─ I would only date someone who deserves an ego
>you may not be disloyal
>in short you must be a cut above the rest of the world by choice and tireless effort
>lastly, you must be sexually wicked. once you have permission, you must take what you want from my body with complete confidence and not a small amount of violence. you must own me
Me:
>female
>5'11
>22
>cruel and overachieving
>physically at my peak
>I fit my own criteria
>I will only give myself to the best and I am fine being alone almost all of the time because of that
Dream girl:
>lives in the UK or the EU
>around my age, 19
>skinny or fit
>doesnt have any tattoos or piercings or any body modifications
>somewhat short hair
>assertive or dominant or bossy personality but it doesn't matter if she is shy
>plays video games and not just console games or MOBAs
>has some hobbies other than anime or mangas
>maybe studies something interesting
>likes travelling and will travel with me
>clingy or possessive
>virgin
>honest and loyal
>likes cuddling
>kinky
>likes drinking but not an alcoholic
>doesn't smoke
>maybe wants a relationship
If you meet some of these, add me on skype:
assman300 (dumb name i know)
>>23504884
I'm like... perfect for you
>>23505253
I always wanted a partner like this to conquer the world with, push the limits and not hold back the dark triad.
Too bad the 'ambitious girl' type is always a trainwreck when you get closer.
>>23505330
What's your contact. :x
Dream girl:
>lives in Wisconsin
>5'6
>doesn't smoke cigarettes
>doesn't drink
>other drugs are OK as long as they are with me
>going for an useful medical/STEM major
>no funky hair
>no tatts
>no piercings
>goes to the gym twice a week
>would play dota/gw2 with me
>conservative world views, trumpfag, etc
>wears lacy lingerie and thigh highs for me at home
>perfect weight for her height and level of exercise based on adjusted input
>agnostic
>8/10 face at least
>brunette
>blue eyes
>loves reading
>doesn't mind long cuddling sessions
>irons my clothes
>doesn't even have thoughts about her cucking me
>dresses modest outside
Never gonna happen manes
>>23504343
Nice!
You have any contact info?
>>23504209
guy
>white or asian
>skinny
>tall
>pale af
>preferably battled with mental illnesses before
>shy
>older than 21
>kinky
>interested in paranormal things
>>23504884
Sure, I'd love to chat for a while. Mostly just looking to talk for now, my KIK is fireworkswell
Me
>male
>straight
>im a ideal Hitler babie
>6'1
>18
>chubby
>live in Texas
>love animals specially dogs have a corgi
>vary family oriented
>love movies and the Cinema in general
>all music
Looking for
>a real girl (doesn't identify as any other sh**)
>not fat(you know who you are)
>age dose not matter
>live in same state
>can look past flaws
>race any but Hispanic is a +
>loves kids and animals
>open to introduce new things to do
Kik is spiffay321 open to just talking if any of you want
Me
>female/20/straight
>5'3
>fit
>brunette, green eyes, tan skin
>cold personality, doesnt show feelings
>extremly loyal
>manipulative
Dreamguy
>taller than me when im wearing heels
>rather fit, not too extreme
>between 25-30 years old
>as cold as iam, not expecting anything romantic och me being clingy
>both of us being able to be loyal and not jealous in the relationship
>dickish torwards me, i want a man thats a cunt, not a pussy
>black eyes
>black hair
>charming and manipulating
>mysterious
>suits and black clothing
it will never happen tho
>>23504884
We would be perfect together Im sure. But fuck you.
I'm not picky
>>23505833
You just described me to a T.
>>23505600
That's me but I'm twenty
>>23504884
See that's me but sadly too young for you
>>23505780
Where in Texas
>>23506121
Houston but im out with some family in the Nacogdoches area
>>23505833
Don't have black hair and black eyes. I don't know if I'm the most loyal person in the world, though. I can be but you need to give me good sex on the regular. Rest I fit.
>>23505833
Dickish and manipulative but loyal? That seems like a difficult combination. At it's core it would need to have a powerful respect from both people, a desire to keep the other person because they are supurior to other options, not just because we're 'a good fit'.
Which makes me think by dickish you imply a constant challanging of each other. A demand to be better and give more in order to receive more.
Like a heavy metal version of 'the love you get is equal to the love you made'. That said When My Guitar Gently Weeps is pretty heavy.
I'm 6'4", fit bear mode, 29 and my skype is john.eggman I'll be on in a couple hours.
I want a lazy, chill girl to lay down with and talk about stupid shit
I would prefer if she wasn't that emotional and we had similar nerd trash hobbies like vidyar games and card games and star trek and movies
Also you have to be smarts (but Id like if less smart than me is)
-between the ages of 18-22
-if you ask me to explain something to you be fine when I go full 'tism
-likes the outdoors
-aliens are real
-is kind of mean
-dark hair, glasses, sleepy eyes
-likes short girls who dress kind of weird
-not gonna try to cheat on/manipulate me
-listens a lot of music and is willing to try to new things
-best boards: x,fit,out,ck
-an interest in biology/physiology. etc not a requirement though
-prefers the cold because I like the opposite
>>23506224
Explain what? Mostly lmao's, I assume. I'm guessing you like the Spirit Science series.
>>23505253
I'm not romantically interested, but you seem cool. I would be friends if you were open to that.
>>23504934
>tfw when
>that feel when when
>when when
>>23507612
I am slightly retarded. Thanks for pointing that out. (Seriously lol)
>>23504209
For a partner?
>Male
>18-28ish (I'm 21)
>North American (ideally, but I'm not too picky on race/location)
>Bigger/chubby (I really don't care that much, again, this is ideal-ly)
>Kinda hairy but not chimp-level
>Plays the dominant and submissive
>Must love animals
>Someone who doesn't particularly want children with an undying passion, at least early in life.
>Easygoing, but still motivated. No ambition is the biggest turn-off in the world. If all they want to do is lay around and fuck off, then I don't want anything romantic to do with them.
>Someone who's loyal
>Honest. Good, bad, or horrendous, I do NOT like being lied to. Yeah, there's a difference between 'I took out the trash' when that didn't happen/'I didn't fuck your friend' when that DID happen... I'm fine with the former. The latter? I'd break up with the fucker, but I could eventually forgive someone for doing that. I could never forgive someone that lied to me about it.
>This is semi-trivial, but I actually kind of have this pride thing about being the caretaker and the provider. I kind of want to bring home the bigger paycheck. Don't get me wrong-- If we have a house, food, heat, and water, then there's no way in hell I'm going to complain about the financial state of the household. It's just something I would like, because I'm a very weird person. And as long as he's loyal, honest, and good-willed, I don't mind being the financial support. I'd prefer it.
>>23505253
>tfw fit everything except the last one
>>23505833
>loyal
>manipulative
I assume you mean manipulative of people who you don't care about as opposed to manipulative to the person you are in a relationship with? Otherwise that's pretty contradictory.
>>23506224
You sound cool. Just barely too old for you. Oh well.
>>23507642
Are you M or F?
ideal bf:
>male
>over 6'0
>white
>treats me like a goddess and doesn't insult me
>isn't too clingy but also doesn't ignore me
>17-22 years old
>cute
>knows how to dress
>plays vidya
>likes dom
>is really romantic
>won't judge me for my past life
>fit
wya plz
>>23507685
me:
>short
>cute
>brown eyes and brown hair
>Italian
>really nice
>young
>not fat
>loves music
>artistic
>plays vidya
>likes to cuddle
>likes bein submissive
>>23507708
I fit all the descriptions. Muscular but got some chub here and there.
Also like how you mentioned ambition, loyalty, and honesty. Those are really important.
>>23507719
I'm a lot like that except 26
>>23507719
Italian here,
Kik: mollp2
>>23507720
Well, it's good to hear that other people agree on those things. I just got out of a bad break-up with someone whose faults I was blind to for... Well. No apparent reason, now that I think about it. Anyway, it definitely solidified how important those things are to me.
ideal bf:
25+
funny is important
cynical
down to earth
taller than me (5'2''+)
goal oriented
hispanic, or white, or asian (long hair + facial hair is a + with asians)
dadbod, or slim to chubby
patient
smiles a lot
religious
tattoos are cool
emotionally responsible/mature
>>23506224
anon notice me. contact?
>>23507804
>Dadbod
>religious
How important are these things?
>>23507794
Those are fundamental to any relationship for sure. And intrinsic qualities start to outweigh physical ones at some level.
>>23507814
dadbod aint important. religion or spiritual beliefs important
>>23507822
Why tho
>>23507804
>23
>no tats
i fit the mold for everything else
how would you desribe yourself?
am i ideal for anyone?
charming
thin
conservative
musical
bookworm
>Female
>18
>white
>not a sjw
>not fat
>wants to explore the world with me and have fun
>not a stacie who is oblivious of the rest of the world
Am I asking for too much?
>>23507804
all of these minus dad bod, am athletic and fit, white btw
Ideal Guy: 20+
-Not terribly stupid
-cares about his health (not fat)
-Has goals, or atleast ambitious
-passionate
-considerate & Honest
- my height or taller
-isnt too serious & uptight
Me: 20
5'3
Super petite
- ambitous
- love animals
- impulsive
- soft spoken
- open minded
>>23508013
Are you a lady person?
Kik me: ruttzorz
>Male
>24-30ish
>kind, intelligent, easygoing, can make me laugh
>introverted homebody who doesn't go out much
>doesn't care much about appearance and fashion, simple haircut
>not fat
>hygienic
>doesn't smoke, no drugs, no serious mental illness
>has a career and varied interests
>has at least one thing he's passionate about
>doesn't have a cat and doesn't wa t to talk about cate
>independent, functioning adult who can take care of and support themselves
>snuggler
>very physically affectionate, only has eyes for me
>usually laid back and lets me call the shots, but intelligent and confident enough to overpower me. I am a strong woman who fantasizes about being dominated
>>23508183
And that is why I shouldn't type long posts from my phone...
>>23508183
That describes me awful well. Whereabouts do you live?
>>23508183
>>doesn't have a cat and doesn't wa t to talk about cate
Leave.
>>23508183
Pretty much me to a T, except I'm 23.
Ideal girl
>18-25
>height doesn't matter
>slim/fit
>White
I dont give a shit if you call me racist, Its my preference.
>long hair
>submissive(totally)
>school or work(have ambitions)
>loyal
Me
>23
>Very tall
>White
>built
Lets be clear, I'm built and not fat like some of these people that use it as an excuse. I will intimidate you, period.
>school and work(know what I'm doing with my life)
>fitness is a huge part of my life
>confident
>dominant
That's it. I dont expect to meet her in this thread, but weirder things have happened.
>>23508816
Forgot
I dont smoke at all. If that's a problem then dont waste your time because Its never gonna change.
Hmmm ideal girl:
>extremely clingy (this is a priority)
>rather cynical
>small and cute
>degenerate (so we can relate)
>dominant
>will get angry at me for even talking to other girls
>has gone through depression :(
>perv af
Am I doomed?
>>23508853
>>perv af
An hero, filthy degenerate.
>>23508930
That's the plan
well it is essentially one of these threads
Her:
>on planet Earth
>white
>less than 25 years old
>between 5'4'' to 5'10'' in height
>soft but firm body, it's hard to describe my preferred body type... I just like a homely girl with a nice butt and rack (bigger =/= better)
>long light-brown/blond/ginger hair
>has some modicum of a spiritual side
>loyal, affectionate and nuturing
>jealous and clingy without being too self-centered about it
>introspective but likes to share her feelings a lot
>will pet me and nuzzle with me FOR DAYS, maybe play fighting too
>submissive with me (in and out of bed) but is a cold hard bitch to everyone else
>not afraid of PDA
>0-5 previous sexual partners
>slightly kinky
>wants a few kids
>loves to cook
Me:
>22/M/QC
>white
>thick & wavy dark-brown hair, light brown eyes with some green mixed in
>6'0'', 170-180lbs trying to get up to 190-200 without too much fat, decently muscly with bubble butt
>told I kinda look like Keanu Reeves
>likes reading and writing poetry
>likes progressive metal/rock with some random stuff mixed in (current favorites: maudlin of the Well, Rush, Agalloch, King Crimson)
>always binge reading a manga
>love to train, currently lift weights and rock climb... also do body weight stuff when I'm bored and thinking about doing martial arts
>Fairly em(pathetic) and emotional but I usually reserve it for only a few people in my life
>In contradiction to that I'm a cynical asshole most of the time and I try to logic my way through everything in life - I also love pretending to be really arrogant
>very dominant/assertive
>love to cook when I have the time
kik: DobotRicks
I'm the closest a man could be to gay without being gay.
>Natural female anatomy
>Short hair
>Intelligent and confident
>Masculine personality
>somewhat androgynous
>Likes to debate
>Independent
>Logical
>Loves to travel
>Willing to play music with me
>Does not care about marriage (Divorce is a huge liability to men and incentive to women) but willing to try cohabitation.
>Likes anime
>Comfortable with being silent together.
>likes nature
I've met a person like this, they convinced me to apply to their college, so that's probably good sign.
I feel like I'm 5
>>23505253
location?
>>23507864
I dont know what the fuck a stacie is, but doesnt sound like you are asking much.. are you female or are you saying you want a female like that?
>>23504209
>Taller than me (6'3)
>Russian
>looks intimidating
>deep accent
>barely speaks
>Not really emotional
>likes snakes
>enjoys cooking/can cook
.>6+ inches
Dream girl:
> short
> chubby
> dyed hair
> piercings
> tattoos
> 18-25
>>23509796
no faggots in russia
For a partner
1. I must be sexually attracted to her.
2. One who takes care of her own business, and knows that she needs only herself.
3. Respects the relationship, and me as a person
4. Adventurous in an erotic way.
5. Adventurous in a life way.
6. Must be half Japanese, half Tongan, and fluent in Spanish, and Cantonese. (I'll learn u good English later)
Now that I type these, I see they're all the things I would like to be... I'm gonna go to bed.
>>23509395
hot damn that's precisely the kind of girl I think I want too. fucking yes to all that.
>>23509796
Hmm, what would be a description of yourself?
>>23505833
I'll make a guess and say that you're scandinavian.
> male
> 19 - 26
> taller than 5'8
> 6+ inches
> vegan
> big/muscular
> nice hair
> funny, good sense of humour
> is obsessed with me and thinks I'm a goddess
> loves watching tv
> enjoys the outdoors, camping, fitness etc
> likes to/wants to travel
> intelligent, determined, has a plan/goal for the future
> a little bit weir/quirky xD
> generous, selfless, kind to others
> wants to bang me at least twice a day and will always initiate
(will never find them, they don't exist, that's why this is a "dream guy)
>>23510054
yeah! well i didnt want to eat seitan burgers with you anyway
>>23510059
pls eat my burger
>>23510054
Other than being Vegan, I'd say I fit that, I can assure you there are people like that, Don't worry, a person like that is definitely out there, just keep looking.
>>23510061
No!! you had your chance, No oly lifting vegan bf with long hair for you
>>23510063
That is a very positive outlook, thank you for the kind reply :)
>>23510064
Pls lifting vegan bf now
Tell me what country you are in
>>23510054
> male
Check.
> 19 - 26
23, check.
> taller than 5'8
By 2 inches.
> 6+ inches
Not by 2 inches.
> vegan
Nope, but salads are tasty.
> big/muscular
Neither.
> nice hair
It's goddamn fabulous.
> funny, good sense of humour
Yeah, though it's the silliest sense.
> is obsessed with me and thinks I'm a goddess
Might, can't say yet since I don't know you.
> loves watching tv
Eh, better access on a computer.
> enjoys the outdoors, camping, fitness etc
Yes but not doing it nearly enough.
> likes to/wants to travel
With the right company.
> intelligent, determined, has a plan/goal for the future
In short, yes to all three.
> a little bit weird/quirky xD
I don't think anyone on 4chan is less than a little bit weird, honestly.
> generous, selfless, kind to others
I'd say so.
> wants to bang me at least twice a day and will always initiate
Weekend sex marathon?
So, what's there to know about you?
>>23510071
uk breh
>>23510074
> female
> 5'8
> long brown hair
> blue eyes
> pale
> vegan
> hilarious
> weird af
> watches tv a lot, by that I mean obtaining them through the internet
> loves outdoors, nature, fitness?
> loves/wants to travel
sorry if I make myself sound boring, im pretty average plain jane desu!
>>23510086
Sounds pretty interesting, got skype for more chats? Mine's frosty.forest if you feel like adding.
>>23510074
This reply made me cringe a little
>>23510054
Funny how i fit everything, are you a guy or a girl?
>>23510099
> female
girl yes
where in the world are you?
>>23510096
Don't worry, I don't think we were meant for each other anyway.
>>23510101
The Nerherlands but gonna move somewhere in like 1-2 years, this country us not the place to be for me sadly.
>>23510101
Moving to germany probably, has beautifull forests
I'm bi, so there's two:
>Male ideal
>Size: 5'8" to 6'1"ish
>Body: Skinny or fit (or both), muscular, but no bodybuilder type
>Cock: 5-6", thick, uncut
>Personality: Kind, loving, understanding, loyal, trustworthy, doesn't want to rush things, but is demanding when he has to be, mentally healthy
>Physical & Mental Health: Strong, durable, has stable job, clean (no smoking, alcohol is fine in moderation, no drugs, no STDs)
>Likes: Being outdoors, sports, sex, cuddling, cooking, spending time together
>Sex: Mainly active partner, still likes to switch now and then; Loves: anal, cum (creampies), showing off, sex in public, nudity at home. Also, fucking no condom is a must (after all, we're both clean and exclusive)
>Female ideal
>Size: Smaller than 5'8"
>Body: Not a whale, everything else is fine; proportions have to fit, hairy pussy (I want a woman, not a kid), hair color doesn't matter, short hair are fine
>Personality: see male ideal
>Physical & Mental Health: see male ideal, doesn't have to be strong, though.
>Likes: see male ideal
>Sex: Likes to take things slow, tells me what she wants; Loves: anal, blowjobs, cum, getting licked, creampies, sex outdoors, nudity at home, taking erotic photos.
I know I'm asking for a lot, but you wanted to know the ideal.
>>23510121
So which gender are you?
>>23510127
Male, forgot to add.
Ideal male:
>guy between the ages of 25-34
>smart nerdy and passionate(programming or robots a plus I have a soft spot for bad boys that know their way around a pc but any particular area is fine I love to learn new things)
>taller than me(5'8 ^), light skin with dark hair, skinnyfat/average/dadbod ideal but anything from skinny-chubby or as muscular as athletic would be okay. A little body hair is bonus. A good smile with dimples would be perfect.
>is clingy, loyal, and mostly just nice to me or people he really cares about
>prefers video games or Netflix stoned to going out and drinking
>lives somewhere not impossibly far away(us east coast)
>high sex drive but doesn't push for sex until we get to know each other(respectful while courting kek but then super kinky and lots of sex after we are together)
>likes cats, dogs, and wants kids one day
>enjoys traveling and camping
>will marathon shows with me
>did I mention smart? And funny. I love puns but my humor is personally more sarcasm and asshole.
>will put up with me most of the time but not afraid to put me in my place
>dominant in and out of bed
Me:
>29 female us east coast
>5'7 chubby but steady losing so hopefully not for long, blonde, blue eyes, freckles
>programmer who spends too much time on her PC
I guess if you fit my insanely particular requirements leave kik?
>>23505253
yeah thats me except I wear graphic tees
hit me up anyway tho if you want 2
>>23510168
Well, don't fit a couple of those, mind if I still leave my kik? You sounds rather intriguing and I'd like to know more about you.
Wonder whos dreamguy i am
>Male
>20 yo
>Bit hairy (not animal ofc i know how to shave)
>loves outdoors, camping, survivaling etc.
>somewhat chubby but muscles
>Love gaming, netflix, getting stoned (im dutch dont judge)
>cant think of anyone else than the person im with. (Loyal)
>Cuddly if need me to be and clingy is also when needed
>Sexually whatever you actually want, not gonna make you do this or that.
>Full-time job, i expect somewhat same of you
>Love any animal, they allways get as close as possible to me and i dont mind.
>Romantic, going out candlelit dinner, rosepetals on bed.
Kik: deathbe4dishonour
>>23510036
Lol youre actually right
>>23510225
Forgot to add im 72 inches tall
>>23510232
Swedish, even?
>>23504209
>Dream Girl
Well my dream girl has:
>Emma Watson's face
>Jennifer Lawrence's tits
>Ronda Rousey's ass
>Mary Walsh's sense of humor
But that girl doesn't exist, so I'm willing to settle for a girl who'll go to the gym with me and cuddle afterwards.
>>23510168
I fit
>>23510521
Don't want to post kik?
>>23510225
sounds like you're distinctly average
Dream guy:
>Funny
>super tall like 6'4
>Doesn't mind that i'm really quiet
>will take care of me and not desert me
>Will always talk to me about things and listen to what i have to say when I do talk.
>Doesn't ask me for money
>likes helping the ladies out if you knowhatimsayin
>is super hygenic
>a bit older than me maybe 25-26 (i'm 20)
>Would be willing to travel with me
>respects that i need time on my own
>will make me feel safe and never have to worry about not being with him always or feel worried about other girls.
>>23510238
Yes
>>23510695
Och du kör via telefon, gissar jag.
Jag tror jag matchar din beskrivning ganska bra, plus att vi är i samma land. Känner du för att snacka på kik eller skype för att se om vi klickar?
>>23507642
I fit this pretty well, contact?
I'm in Mexico tho
>>23510717
absolut, snör ut din skype så addar jag
>>23510729
frosty.forest
>>23510054
> male
Mmmhmm
> 19 - 26
29, in fact.
> taller than 5'8
6'4"
> 6+ inches
Did you mean 7+?
> vegan
I'll eat vegetarian for extended periods just out of convenience to my diet. I have given some thought to veganism and am skittish on the idea, but open.
> big/muscular
Here's why. I'm a naturally big build and can pack on muscle. Going to pure plant based protein is possible but restrictive. Eggs and no-rennet cheese would be tough to give up. There's a vegan cafe near where I live that's incredible though, some of the best bean dishes I've ever had.
> nice hair
Nice is how I'd describe it, yeah.
> funny, good sense of humour
Between dad jokes, Golden Girls and stand up it get down right out of control.
> is obsessed with me and thinks I'm a goddess
We'll just see, shweethawt.
> loves watching tv
You watching Better Call Saul? That's what I'm about right now.
> enjoys the outdoors, camping, fitness etc
YES! And not just a walk through the woods once a month. Hiking, skiing, getting away goddamnit!
> likes to/wants to travel
Wants to being the operative. Haven't had much of a chance, but I love immersing in new cultures, even if I'm a 6'4" 255 pound white dude with facial scruff.
> intelligent, determined, has a plan/goal for the future
That I do.
> a little bit weir/quirky xD
I get really riled up and ranty about silly things, also obsessed with lmao's and space exploration in general.
> generous, selfless, kind to others
To a fault at times, I just want others to be comfortable and well off. Too good at customer service, glad I'm done with that, though.
> wants to bang me at least twice a day and will always initiate
Obnoxiously high sex drive. Similar drive wanted!
>>23510086
>hilarious
Absolutely my kind. Ends there!
skype is john.eggman I'm about to head to work, let's chat later.
>>23508853
basically me except the dominant part.
Dream girl. Literally any girl who can stand me for more than 10 minutes at a time.
Dream Guy:
>Tall (I'm 6ft)
>Likes fat chicks (though I am actively losing weight as to not be land whale forever)
>Likes black girls
>Race unimportant
>Smart (I'd prefer someone conventionally educated as I'm in college)
>FUNNY
>Willing to try new foods (I love to cook)
>Sensitive but not constantly mushy
>Compassionate, faithful, honest
>Between 24-35 (I'm 24)
>Has good work ethic and is ambitious
>Build: preferably not skinny, chubby/big is great. Ripped guys okay, but that's strange since I'm the opposite
>Looks are subjective but a 7 in my eyes would be lovely
>High sex drive (a girl has needs)
>Shares my kinks/has his own
>Doesn't really like going out
>Willing to talk a lot because I'm really chatty
>Kind of possessive/jealous but will not murder me
>Not flat earth truther. No 9/11 was an inside job, Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer, blah blah blah. No tinfoil hats
>Loves to read
>Wants a family in a few years
>D9 Greek (preferably an Alpha man...or a Que)
>Loves dogs
>Has an infectious smile
>female
>above 18
>shy
>insecure
>fat maybe
>has interests or is depressed enough to have an excuse as to lacking them
>can handle rapid-fire humor
>thinks the outside is evil
>clingy but not to the point of murdering my female friends
>seriously you have to be clingy that is non-negotiable
>WANTS TO START A RACING PIGEON TEAM AND TRAVEL THE WORLD
Skype: mr.bubbles6838
Dream girl:
> 20-27
> long, dark hair is a plus
> glasses are a huge plus
> introverted and low-maintenance, prefers staying in and cuddling/movies to nights out
> honest, loyal
> intelligent, and ideally, extremely sarcastic; witty banter is bound to happen
> has some hobby or goal she's extremely passionate about
> employed or schooling
> enjoys physical affection as much as I do
Sadly, it seems like every time I find someone who claims to fit the ideal, their conversational skills make trying to get to know them feel like pulling teeth.
>>23511335
Do you have any contact info?
>>23508183
Sounds like a fairly close match. Location?
>>23505253
kik?
>>23510054
this is me.
you in the states?
>>23510054
Me:
>male
>22
>6'2
>7 inches
>vegan
>ottermode
>hair's pretty good
>love tv
>love outdoors and camping
>Love travel
>studying for law school
>wants to bang
tell me about yourself
>>23511938
Not the same guy, but do you have skype? If so, I'll post mine if you wanna add.
Me
>31/m/OH
>6'3, thin. blue/grey eyes
>Two Master's degrees
>Lived overseas, speak Japanese
>Honest, straightforward, perceptive, affectionate, mature, humorous
>General knowledge sponge, curious about everything
>Connect on a personal level more than through interests, but love to share and teach each other new things
>Fantasy/sci-fi literature
You
>19-28/f/anywhere
>Slenderish, natural look/not big on makeup (not picky about physical attributes beyond this)
>Empathic, honest, loyal, smart, emotionally and mentally stable
>Wants to share about herself with someone who will actually listen and care, not just from thirst
>Somewhat submissive
>Enjoys being appreciated and reciprocating that
>Has experienced personal struggles/suffering but survived intact
Skype: ageha60
>>23508853
Me except fat. Oopsy
>>23504884
I think I may be that exact guy. Lol
I have kik and Skype if you'd like to chat and get to know each other.
>>23507642
I fit what you're looking for.
Kik of Skype to get to know each other?
>>23511961
okay :)
>>23504844
Sucks, bro. Being a short guy is like being a fat woman in these threads except that can be fixed.
>>23512041
frosty.forest
>>23510168
This is literally the one I match right on. Lol. Let's chat and see what happens.
Danon1220.
>Ideal Female
>5'2 or shorter
>more 'cute' than traditionally sexy
>really big hips, huge bum that goes up to the middle of her back
>big doe eyes
>somewhat chubby or bbw
>huge head of curly dark hair
>arab, because they look hot well into their 50s
>great with money, but not cocky or controlling about it
>doesn't care for current 'geek chic' culture
>preferably works in stem fields or medicine
>won't turn to me while we're watching TV and say 'you think she's pretty don't you?' with a crazy look
>wakes me up for some nookie, or doesn't mind being woken up for nookie
>loves to get new clothes/lingerie & try it on for me
>>23511214
well I mean its not like it's a priority >.>
Ideal
>female
>5' - 5'4"
>homely
>small breasts
>likes to be inside more oft than not
>video gaymes
>watching movies/series while cuddling
>affectionate
>clingy when we're together
>can be independent when not
>likes to garden
>will get, train, and take care of a dog with me
>sex daily
>works out
Check it out!
>>23510054
>>23510086
Where are you?
>>23510054
Almost exactly this. ily pls be my waifu
>>23510168
I fit all of this. Hope you're cute and have big tits.
Kik: wtbgf
>>23512197
>homely
Are you saying you actually want an ugly woman?
I keep seeing people say "homely" once in a while and think you guys have no idea what the word means. Do you think it means something closer to a homebody? Describing someone as "homely" means they're a physically unattractive person.
Although I'm curious if you actually meant that because now I want to know why you like ugly girls.
>>23513105
Well when I used it I meant it as a substitute for plain.
...Anonymous (ID: f52Zgruw)
03/20/16(Sun)02:20:26 No.23513585
>me:
21yo 6"2' biggish guy (in the process of losing fat/gaining more muscle)
Comfortable in most social scenarios but also happy at home
Decent cook
Caring/ protective of everyone I care about
Non-smoker, occasional drinker.
>her
I'll consider any girl that's 18+
I live in semi-rural England and literally all the girls I know are taken.
Snap:matteddy101
*repost to fix a typo
Ideal
>female
>curvy, average height (5'4-5'8")
>long hair, either blonde or light brown
>blue eyes
>wears contacts most of the time, but glasses at bedtime and when she's feeling lazy
>sexually open, loves to please. Switches often, loves to be dominant or submissive.
>artsy, loves to paint and create
>not super extroverted, more introverted
>not physically affectionate with anyone but me
>similar interests as me (vidya, books, comics, TV. Huge music buff.)
>rational and careful to compliment my compulsiveness
Mfw I basically had this in my ex, except she was crazy. Jealous, and WAY too needy. A little bit bigger than I like too.
Ideal:
>female
>pasty white af
>successful troll and impervious to words
>easygoing af but not listless; has ambitions even if they're a lazy motherfucker
>indoorsy recluse who spends all their time online and loves the life
>not a depressed emo waaambulance driver
>skeptical rather than certain but also not cynical- professional devil's advocate
>devious and cunning and loves teasing or even fucking with the minds of those she cares about; seeks someone who she can be unrestrained with without having to worry about making them anus throb with butthurt
>crude, crass, blunt, and otherwise brutally open and honest about whatever is on her mind
>openminded and understanding of others; considerate and appreciative
>incredibly affectionate and perverted, openly expressing their sweet side along with their dirty side along with their playfully douchy side whenever the thoughts pop in their head
>dramatically intense, for the lulz
If that description turns you on, then you're a creepy narcissist and I love you, let's meet up and make out immediately kthxbai
hmu
Picture related (hint hint), it's me
ideal girl:
>light skin female latina girl
> +-18 years old
>long black hair
>bright green eyes
>small girl
>beautiful lips
>big booty
>nice boobs, double D or so..
>long nails
>delicious wet pussy
>piercing in her tongue, navel and nipples
>beautiful legs & feet
18yo female
>male
>tall
>slim to chubby, but stronk
>nice face
>curious, loves to learn, likes to listen
>likes wordplay, puns, or banter
>big into music, preferably a wide variety
>wants to improve himself a little bit every day
>not neo-nazi bs
>doesn't want kids ever
>doesn't smoke cigs (weed is fine)
>very affectionate, likes kisses
>~7in dick
>up for lots of sex
Ideal woman: pussy and a pulse
>>23514141
I fit most of these, contact?
>>23514185
Post yours, man
>Ideal Mate
A q.t without a pulse, or maybe she had one when we met, but not after I fucked her
>that feel when they always fucking scream at the sound of my chainsaw
Hmmm
Ideal Girl
>19-23
>Average, a bit heavy is fine
>Active, walks, jogs gyms regularly
>A little shorted than me (I'm 6'1)
>Preferably a College or Uni grad
>My Gym buddy
>Likes to do stuff on a whim
>Like outdoor stuff like hiking, camping, shooting, Scuba ect
>Must have a sense of humor, too serious is a deal breaker
>Board game lover
>Into reading, and discussing topics
>Is supportive but not misguiding
>Likes to keep busy
>just likes to talk
>>23509789
Forgot to add that I'm a male, a Stacie is a female Chad. Think of that popular girl in high school who has dated 10 black guys.
>>23514141
This is me.
>>23510940
I think we'd be a good fit if there's no minding of age difference.
I also don't smoke cigs or weed at all and am quite the music buff, I like discussing theory a bit if you're into it.
And I consider my politics very grounded and non-reactionary.
>>23510054
So did you purposly describe half this board and then leave?
Ideal girl
>ideally 5'0-5'4
>slightly religious (even though I'm not), not over the top
>preferably white or asian
>likes to talk about history and politics
>can tolerate my sperging about the above
>won't be turned off by me sometimes being a massive beta who cries and needs hugs
>In other words emotionally supportive
>>23504209
>civilian sector
>will go running with me
>enjoys sappy sentiments
>wouldn't mind someone who can be overbearing at times
>wouldn't mind me being overbearing at times
>into vidya/weebshit
>enjoys simple dates just walking around an interesting locale
Aside from basic health and hygiene, I'm not too picky when it comes to looks. Sucker for dyed hair though.
>>23514141
I fit in nearly all of those traits, except 7in dick.
Kik: TruekeUr
Skype: squall.mavk
>>23510121
I mostly fit your ideal male.
My contact info is here >>23514899
not that it matters that much, but I'll post anyway:
>girl
>18-22
>race is irrelevant
>height and weight are irrelevant, so long as she's not obese
>likes to jokingly call me out on stuff and I'll do the same, a lot of bants
>reads books from different fields to understand the status quo in field x, y or z.
>smoker so I don't have to worry about being one
>likes to have discussions (I enjoy playing devil's advocate)
>not shy to the point where it ruins her life
>will watch a copious amount of bill murray marathons with me
>not the most well-adjusted person in the world, is too cynical for her own good
>listens to a lot of different types of music
>doesn't mind my occasional autism
>nice eyes
>isn't a fan of authoritarian politics on either side of the spectrum
>will watch baskets with me
>doesn't mind that I'm neither white, black, nor asian
>>23508816
contact info?
Me
>Male
>22
>White- American
>6ft1
>210, about 12%bf
>quiet, but not beta. Just more of a hang back kind of person
>like to read, lift, and dance. Taking Reggaeton and Bachata lessons
>Military, also going to school starting this month
>training to compete in IFBB when I'm out
>live in EU
>7in, slightly above average girth
>Kik TerminaLcpl
Dream
>Don't care about race
>18-28
>attractive
>self sufficient. I can't stand a woman that needs her man to pay for everything. Not talking about dates or w/e I mean rent, bills, etc
>goal-oriented
>fit preferred, slim/thick in the right places accepted
Not going for dirty chat or anything, just random talking.
Pretty much one of these threads, hit me up if interested.
>>23507642
sounds like me for the most part
>>23508183
kinda me, except for the age, hygiene a bit, and career (I'm going to enter college soon)
>>23510168
totally me except for age, weight (I'm chubby but planning to work on it), and I don't do drugs
>>23514141
me except for dick (6-ish), I'd want kids eventually but not hastily, and I'm not stronk yet
Like I said, hit me up if interested. I will say even though I am young, mentally and personality-wise, I'm definitely an old soul.
>>23504209
Ideal:
>18 - 25
>Female
>skinny
>blonde/strawberry blonde/burnette hair
>likes to cuddle
>somewhat clingy but not overly so
>likes to kiss/is very effectionate
>good sense of humor, laughs A LOT
>likes sarcasm
>Is into music and art
>likes the outdoors/likes to hike and camp
>is ok with weed
>intelligent
>likes to read
>likes to talk about life and the world, but also enjoys the occasional mindless meaningless conversation.
My kik is sunkingflanders if you wanna chat.
Even if you only fit some of this feel free to message me.
>>23504209
girl
>pretty chill in general
>listens to my bullshit
>tells me her bullshit
>eyes that can calm me down in a second
>mature way of thinking
>none of that "bae" shit
do girls like this even exist?
guy:
>gay/bi
>hair past their ears
>soft cute facial features
>toned/athletic body
>reserved but kind of weird and really funny once you get to know them
>interested in the same stuff that I like
>above average intelligence, but no superiority complex
>most have at least one impressive skill that will make me admire them
>18-24 yo
>>23514325
Skype: Gumbased
>>23515431
They're out there anon.
Ideal:
>girl
>late 20s / early 30s
>gamer
>foodie
>likes beer/liquor
>bodymodded (piercings, tattoos, dyed hair, etc.)
>fit
>assertive
>independent
>>23515575
>listens to my bullshit
>They're out there anon.
Good one.
>someone who looks like a rather shy guy, but will take the Lead in a relationship
>he should be well mannered
>at least have a cute face
>he should NOT be muscular or anything, but also not chubby or fat
>Lean body dark haired
>my ideal bf, would be more active then I am, so I won' get to laze around that much or: I have to animate him to be more active (I think it's nice if we help each other out in that case)
>I want someone who has okay a few Friends, but is on good terms with others
>he should be a sadist (not the extreme way) Smth like a sarcastic smug
>he should be cheerful, but also a quiet person or: If he is talkative he has to be pretty patient (I take my time with opening up)
>should like to cuddle and/or kiss
>he shouldn't treat me like a princess, he should only spoil me if I behave like a good girl
>no matter what, he should have a kind heart
>should enjoy bj's as much as I like to give them
>and lurking on 4chan would be cool, since I'd like to have someone to talk about things we saw, red or discussed
> intelligent and not childish he needs a Good Sense of Humor
>should like shy girls who secretly are pervy
>>23504209
>male
>someone who looks like a rather shy guy, but will take the Lead in a relationship
>he should be well mannered
>at least have a cute face a even a bit girlish
>he should NOT be muscular or anything, but also not chubby or fat
>Lean/slender body dark haired
>my ideal bf, would be more active then I am, so I won' get to laze around that much or: I have to animate him to be more active (I think it's nice if we help each other out in that case)
>I want someone who has okay a few Friends, but is on good terms with others
>he should be a sadist (not the extreme way) Smth like a sarcastic smug
>he should be cheerful, but also a quiet person or: If he is talkative he has to be pretty patient (I take my time with opening up)
>should like to cuddle and/or kiss
>he shouldn't treat me like a princess, he should only spoil me if I behave like a good girl
>no matter what, he should have a kind heart
>should enjoy bj's as much as I like to give them
>and lurking on 4chan would be cool, since I'd like to have someone to talk about things we saw, red or discussed
> intelligent and not childish he needs a Good Sense of Humor
>should like shy girls who secretly Art pervy
>>23514141
I fit it all. Skype is softchoice123
>>23508853
Basically me. Except: I act dominant but in reality I am not.
Also how pervy should she be (bare minimum? )
>>23515862
>>23515874
I think I fit that surprisingly well. What would be a description of yourself?
>>23514494
This is me besides age and board games
>>23514617
Age gaps can be ok, contact?
Guy from india here. AMA.
>>23515862
>>23515874
Shit, I fucked up my post. Damn phone.
>>23515956
>I'm 19 and female
>white
>I have fair skin
>170 cm (5'7) and 53 kg (116 lbs)
>I have brown hair, shoulder length, but I'm letting it grow long again
>green eyes
>I work at a clinic for animals, but I'm not mad about them. I can live perfectly with or without them
>I enjoy all kinds of music, preferably J-rock to be honest
>I love to laze around, but I take care of my cleaning duties and all
>I can cook very well, since I have to prepare the meals at home
>enjoy manga and anime, I draw
>I am submissive and kinda kinky, I'd like to try out different things.
>>23516019
Where do you live?
>>23516034
germany and you
I feel really sad reading this, so many perfect girls all around and I can't seem to meet any ...
>>23516038
Ich auch, wow. Ich passe perfekt - nur keine dunklen Haare. Wenn du trotzdem reden willst, skype/email..?
>>23516019
Oh, you sound like someone I'd click well with. Plus that I'm in Sweden, so we're not that far apart either. Do you prefer kik or skype?
>>23516052
Hast du kik?
>>23516055
Kik would be good anon.
>>23516067
Ok, mine's frosty.forest
See you there in a sec!
>>23515862
>>23515874
>male
oui
>someone who looks like a rather shy guy, but will take the Lead in a relationship
Eh, not really. I'm shy when around completely new circumstances I'm uncomfortable with, but otherwise not too much.
>he should be well mannered
obviously biased, but yes?
>at least have a cute face a even a bit girlish
subjective, that's for you to decide
>he should NOT be muscular or anything, but also not chubby or fat
oh, not muscular
>Lean/slender body dark haired
meh, normal guy. Have an afro
>my ideal bf, would be more active then I am, so I won' get to laze around that much or: I have to animate him to be more active (I think it's nice if we help each other out in that case)
I'd like to think that we can help eachother out in that case, I'm not the most active guy on earth but I'm not horrendously lazy
>I want someone who has okay a few Friends, but is on good terms with others
yeah, I'd like to think so.
>he should be a sadist (not the extreme way) Smth like a sarcastic smug
[ye]
>he should be cheerful, but also a quiet person or: If he is talkative he has to be pretty patient (I take my time with opening up)
Moved a lot, so I'm used to awkward initial encounters.
>should like to cuddle and/or kiss
aw ye
>he shouldn't treat me like a princess, he should only spoil me if I behave like a good girl
fair enough
>no matter what, he should have a kind heart
probably somewhere underneath my cynicism
>should enjoy bj's as much as I like to give them
who doesn't?
>and lurking on 4chan would be cool, since I'd like to have someone to talk about things we saw, red or discussed
yes, by default
> intelligent and not childish he needs a Good Sense of Humor
I'd like to think I'm at least marginally funny. Intelligence is subjective I guess, but I don't go parading pseudo-intellect everywhere
>should like shy girls who secretly Art pervy
yes, very much so.
>>23516038
>meet standards
>in germany
Well damn.
Ideal:
>Female
>likes Star Wars
>sexual active
well would be enough for me though
>>23516159
You sound fun anon. I'm kinda scared of you, which is good.
>>23516240
well, my kik's throwawayfaraday if you wanna add me.
>>23515977
Skype is john.eggman I'm heading out but will be on a little later.
>>23515874
>>23516038
Sheesh.
>male
+
>someone who looks like a rather shy guy, but will take the Lead in a relationship
Probably. What does a shy guy look like?
>he should be well mannered
A+
>at least have a cute face a even a bit girlish
Probably not. Plain face at its best.
>he should NOT be muscular or anything, but also not chubby or fat
>Lean/slender body dark haired
Skinny/lean, "straßenköterblond" - i.e. not really dark haired
>my ideal bf, would be more active then I am, so I won' get to laze around that much or: I have to animate him to be more active
If I have someone to be active with I'm a really sportive and active person
>I want someone who has okay a few Friends, but is on good terms with others
Small circle of good friends, many acquaintances that I'm on very good terms with
>he should be a sadist (not the extreme way) Smth like a sarcastic smug
I've been called that before. Like... often.
>he should be cheerful, but also a quiet person or: If he is talkative he has to be pretty patient (I take my time with opening up)
Rather really talkative, but also patient with others, will lead the conversation until the other person is ready to open up on his/her own
>should like to cuddle and/or kiss
Yup.
>he shouldn't treat me like a princess, he should only spoil me if I behave like a good girl
Occasional treats only, no showering with attention/gifts/whatever.
>no matter what, he should have a kind heart
I'm an idealist...
>should enjoy bj's as much as I like to give them
There are people who don't? But I also really enjoy giving head, so this has to be a two-way street
>and lurking on 4chan would be cool, since I'd like to have someone to talk about things we saw, red or discussed
Not anymore, sadly. Most of 4chan has become shit.
> intelligent and not childish he needs a Good Sense of Humor
I can be childish. "Good sense of humor" is hard to define, really.
>should like shy girls who secretly Art pervy
Oh hell yes.
Ideal male
>I don't care about age, as long as you're legal
>Don't care about height, but they have to at least care about their body. Going jogging once a week is already enough for me.
>would drag me to go gym/exercise with him
>Not a junkie, I draw the line with weed
>Generally upbeat in temperament
>Is capable of holding a conversation for a long time
>honest, or even blunt
>maybe a bit possessive
>dick is at least 6 inches
>doesn't mind that I'm a weeb, he doesn't have to be a weeb himself
>gay (most important part)
>>23516573
I never understood why people mention that they are faggots at the very last line. To get the hopes up for others and then crush them?
>>23515977
Depends on the age diff, I'm 23 and I think it be cool to just meet new people.
>female
>Any height, just not taller than me at 6 feet
>Slim to average
>Likes to read, not fucking obsessed with tech or phone
>No social media is bonus
>Long hair
>Glasses are neat
>Also bonus if virgin/never dated, since that's me
>18-17
>Doesn't lie, even those dumb white lies
>100000 million points if they speak German and have an accent
>Isn't emotionally weak
>Is more quiet, doesn't want to leave the house often
>Bonus if aryan
>Wants to get married eventually
>>23511805
What country are you in ? I'm the same person that made the post just posting from a difference computer
>>23516213
>tfw Darth Zannah will never be your waifu
>>23510054
Almost.
>> male
Yes
>> 19 - 26
Yes, 23
>> taller than 5'8
Yes
>> 6+ inches
Maybe, haven't measured
>> vegan
Yes, have been vegan for 10 years
>> big/muscular
Not really, but very active/in good shape, and going to start lifting when ski season is over
>> nice hair
Probably, I've been told my hair is nice
>> funny, good sense of humour
idk, subjective
>> is obsessed with me and thinks I'm a goddess
Not right now since I don't know you yet, but that should be a given
>> loves watching tv
No sorry, I'd rather go outside and go on adventures
>> enjoys the outdoors, camping, fitness etc
Very much so
>> likes to/wants to travel
Very much so
>> intelligent, determined, has a plan/goal for the future
Very much so
>> a little bit weir/quirky
Probably
>xD
reddit pls
>> generous, selfless, kind to others
Yes
>> wants to bang me at least twice a day and will always initiate
No, probably the only significant area that I don't match your description.
Lurking this thread for fun, not looking for a relationship, but close enough match that I might as well post anyway.
>>23510054
>yes
>23
>by a lot
>yes
>no
>yes. I'm Intimidating
>yes
>yes
>depends, I need to know you...
>Netflix and chill?
>fitness is my life, and I love hiking and the outdoors.
>I'm planning a summer trip as I type this
>in college, and I have a good job.
>I'm weird, but quirky? Idk.
>Yes
>can you keep up?
I live in the America, I see you keep asking everyone.
>female
>schizoid personality disorder/asperger
>intp
>into psychedelics
>>23514591
oh ok, we just call them trash here.
>>23514775
>slightly religious (even though I'm not)
I like how even athiests know that religous girls are better
>>23517180
I keep asking everyone because I'm only interested if they are in the same country as me.(Australia)
I don't want to get into any long distance complicated stuff. Been there done that.
>black
>30+
>6'+
>works out
>clean dreds
>decent job
>uncircumcised
>loyal
For me I've got a few. But one that I've never lost interest in.
>Medium/Short Black hair.
>Either 5'2 or shorter since I like hieght difference.
>Eclectic
>Foriegn Accent
>Pale skin
>almost spooky disposition
>enjoy macabre
>Can thoroughly take care of self but still enjoys being taken care of
> monotone fashion
> monotone voice
> slim build
>>23517655
Fair enough. Australia was nuts, good luck.
Also I guess you have to do one for yourself.
>Male, 20
>6ft'1in
>Chub but BMI is wonderful and my job keeps me pretty strong.
>likes sewing and baking
>into occult stuff
>a bit past shoulder length dark hair
>I like to keep myself clean because I like smelling nice
>I like gummy vitamins, vidya, and moscato
>Female
>Has a vagina.
>>23516774
Yes.
>>23517665
>30+
fack
>>23517655
Melbourne by any chance?
Me:
>23/m/UK
>Bisexual
>5'9"
>Music graduate (BA hons)
>Kind, generous, confident
>I/ENTJ
>Nerdy interests - vidya, D&D, boardgames, etc
>Plays, records, and produces music
>Career goals: own and run a recording studio
>Good sense of humour
>Likes discussion, particularly about politics/theology/science
Dream partner:
>20-26
>5'8" or more for guys, 5'7" or less for girls
>Musical - plays/writes
>Extroverted with Introverted tendencies - ie: open about their feelings and thoughts, not a club rat but enjoys occasional big nights, etc.
>Similarly nerdy interests
>Isn't a MOBA faggot (mostly jk)
>Has ambition/career in mind, actively chasing their dreams (even if minimally)
>Good sense of humour
>Likes talking, but isn't loud and obnoxious
>Doesn't have extreme mental baggage or depression or drug addiction
>>23518375
You'd love me if I were gay.
>>23505833
You've been watching too much House of Cards
>>23507838
salad
>>23518417
Get gay then! Heck I'll settle for a little curious. Let me show you the song of my people.
>>23504844
and when every guy says short
I guess I'll try.
My dream girl, more than anything, accepts me for who I am. I don't particularly care how tall she is, or how much she weighs, but she would need to at least care about her physical appearance to the degree that I do (which is hardly at all) and be healthy. She would be there to nurture my good ideas, and call me on my bullshit. She would like to be lazy, but have the drive to go out. She would share some of my interests, and be fascinated by something that I have never even heard of. She would be a life-long learner, have thoughts on the world around her, and share them while we're wasting a day away in bed. There would be moments when she says something that makes me feel as if I am seeing her for the first time, in the same halo of light that first drew me to her.
>>23509796
197 cм
170кг
Дa?
Dream guy
> Cute
> Short (6'2 and lower)
> Nerdy
> Smart
> Asian
> Kinky but looks innocent
> Makes me laugh
> Is passionate and likes to debate
Me:
> Doesn't matter I'm trash.
Ideal partner
>vagina
>18-22
>Gorgeous smile
>ginger, blonde or dark hair
>kinda slim
>slightly kinky with a hint of a sub
>has a twist of a nerdy side, is interested in gaming / cosplay
>similar taste in film (80's action movies and overdramatic ryan gosling movies)
>cool taste in music
>is funny or at least makes me laugh
>someone I could talk to for hours on end
>supportive of arts
>creative
>has outlets
>Has goals and wants to achieve them
>happy with small gestures
>is a bit of a romantic
>happy to spend the day cuddling in our underwear but likes dressing up and going out
>tfw I had her once
>>23518838
>6'1"
>Short
Been on /fit/ much, then?
Trash how?
>>23518838
Hey that's me
And yes, I don't have a problem with pussy that close to my face.
Kik:nyquistfrequency
I'mma just post myself
6'4
270
Brown hair
White
Active gym goer
Witty
Sarcastic
Loyal
Reads
420 friendly.
Music snob.
Dream girl
>Shares similar interests, history, geography, linguistic studies, vidya
>Isn't afraid of getting fucked up, coke, adderall, shrooms, etc.
>Short 5"4 - 4"8
>Isn't fat
That's about it.
>>23519188
Me
>23
>Glasses
>Blond, longish hair
>Clean shaven
>5"7
>Average body (started working out two months ago, making gains)
>>23507804
I'm not very funny.
I do not necessarily know what you mean by "goal oriented".
Otherwise I fit okay.
I notice you elsewhere state that religious beliefs are important, and mine certainly are, tot he point that I often avoid talking about them because at worst it creeps people out. I don't belong in this world and hope to belong in another.
Anyhow if that's worth anything ask for contact.
Please, excuse the double post. I didn't expect to find more than one I even remotely fit.
>>23518838
>Describes herself as trash
Already a good start. Continue. Though I'm not Asian, insofar as that matters.
Oh so dreamy girl:
>puts up with me
>likes doing lame shit together like running errands, going grocery shopping, napping on the couch
>wouldn't be afraid to try my cooking
>is hopefully a better cook than me
>looks forward to getting lost in the woods while hiking
>maybe outgoing, idk, I like shy girls but I feel like a slightly more open girl would help quel the crushing depression
>some other stuff, yknow like cute or whatever, wear a lot of long socks
>>23507804
>hispanic, or white, or asian (long hair + facial hair is a + with asians)
kek, just say not black
dream partner:
likes japanese noise rock bands
smokes a lot of weed
has taken a lot of drugs in the past but has slowed down a bit now
thinks the best feeling in the world is diving your hand into a large quantity of peanuts or chickpeas or something
enjoys or would enjoy finding woodlice and other small/medium sized insects in the grass and/or rotting logs
keeps a well structured graph of something that spans over a week, could be a mealplan or something, but don't follow it
at the bottom of society, but we will thrive there
ladies, fellas, fellas to ladies, ladies to fellas, hit me the fuck up
>>23504884
I fit pretty much everything here, but unfortunately I'm only 20 and don't quite match your age range. Any chance you'd still wanna be friends?
>>23519571
>Japanese noise rock
Boris?
>>23507685
I think you should hit me up
Snapchat is bosssnikrot
>>23519650
boris are alright
a les rallizes denudes fan would be more ideal for me, sorry
>>23519675
Groovy, I'm a straight dude anyhoo, but I don't meet a lot of noise rock fans.
If you ever get the chance to see them do Flood live, check it out. Boris live in general is amazing, but Flood was transcendent.
>>23519683
haha i'm only in this for the banter, i like the album they did with Sunn the best, but i'll grab tickets asap if they ever come to my country
> male
> tall, over 6ft
> skinny
> gamer
> slightly clingy
> LOVES cuddling and physical attention
> dark hair
> Likes metal/electronic music
> loves animals
> likes chubby chicks
> loyal
> same sex drive (at least once a day/ every second day bare minimum)
>26-32 age
>not a dickhead.
Pretty simple stuff lol
>>23519702
Altar was incredible. I know they tour Europe and the US all the time, so keep an ear out.
Someone that liked me.
>>23517151
what country are you in?
>>23518334
Maybe why
>>23514756
huh sorry got confused with the replies,
what country do you live in?
if youre in australia ill be your waifu
>>23518838
I'm those except i'm not asian. Why are you trash anyway?
>>23513105
>words only have one definition
>>23513489
is right.
>>23519782
> 5'8"
> 24y/o
> otherwise perfect match
Ideal guy
>A guy
>25+
>Chubby/Dadbod
>Dominant in the relationship
>Can be submissive in bed but still has to top (Weird, I know)
>Hairy
>Not Twinkish
>Tall (1.8m +)
>Clingy (Like stalker kinda clingy)
>Hard working
>Must be academically or practically smart (I don't want a lazy broke guy)
>Mentally Stable
>Loyal, Loving and CaringCaring
>Doesn't mind cross dressers
>Don't mind PDA
>Cuddling is a big Yes Yes. Only if he is the big spoon.
>Protective and possessive
>Short tempered but not abusive (I don't know why, but I think a short temper is hot)
>Kind if kind to, Douche if douchey to
>Skin colour doesn't matter
>Basically the guy in Obsession (The Movie) without all the attractiveness coz facial beauty is not important to me.
>PS I occasionally like broken guys too. I have a nurturing aspect of my life that I like to make use of.
>I like Comforting, Caring and Nurturing guys.
The likelyhood of finding a guy that's into guys with this type of personality is practically 0%
Yes. I'm gay.
Ideal girl
>vagina
>not fat
>no drama
>isn't swayed by her emotions
>not a fucking "liberal"
>don't really care about appearance as long as she isn't ugly
>>23520998
Forgot about not cheating, but manipulating people is okay.
Being able to drive them to insanity is a bonus
>>23520427
After reading your original post, and lurking in the thread to find out that you're in Australia (possibly Melbourne), I'm really intrigued to post a reply.
> male
Yes.
> 19 - 26
22 going on 23.
> taller than 5'8
I'm a smidge over 6ft.
> 6+ inches
Last time I measured (when I was like 16), I was 6 on the dot.
> vegan
Pretty much nowdays.
> big/muscular
I'm thin sideways but definitely have the dorito build, and I've started going to the gym and working on muscles, although I wasn't exactly chubby to begin with.
> nice hair
I guess that's debateable. It's short, dark brown/black, wavy but curls strongly when ungroomed
> funny, good sense of humour
Again debateable, but I like to think that my humour is pretty accomodating.
> is obsessed with me and thinks I'm a goddess
Once I'm attached, this is pretty much what happens.
> loves watching tv
I don't watch it much, but if it's in good company, I can watch all day.
> enjoys the outdoors, camping, fitness etc
This all over.
> likes to/wants to travel
This also all over.
> intelligent, determined, has a plan/goal for the future
6.5 GPA, going through law school, want to make my mark on the world.
> a little bit weir/quirky xD
If you mean hobbies and interests, yeah, a bit.
> generous, selfless, kind to others
I'm not a pushover, but I won't abandon someone, and I'll always try to be available to support a friend.
> wants to bang me at least twice a day and will always initiate
My sex drive is through the roof.
I'm Aus, Melbourne.
If you read this, and you're interested, let me know.
>>23519108
Nope, just saying 6'2 is too tall for me to consider them attractive. I prefer them like 5'7 ish
>>23519280
Doesn't really matter, but I guess I didn't do much appearance wise in my description. Further also a reply to someone else:
>>23520603
Why I'm trash?
I generally don't do much with my life, I have no idea what I want to be or what I want to do. I usually sleep past 11 am and don't even have a job. I also try to be healthy but end up eating crap and not going to the gym (i'm still underweight but like running for more than 10 seconds is a killer)
>>23521141
Why don't you have a job? I used to be a NEET for a long time myself, and i also don't know what i want to do or what i want to be in life. Where do you live?
>>23521141
Sounds like you just need something to motivate you. Not necessarily some specific academic or career goal, more just something that makes you want to struggle, overcome shortcomings and mistakes and take satisfaction is achievement no matter how small.
I guess that means you're no taller than 5'4"? You know more than a foot difference isn't always a bad thing. Especially since you'd like some 'kinky but looks innocent', right?
>>23521089
Hey I would be interested in talking to you more, do you have an email, Skype or kik you could post ?
Ideal girl:
Short, 5'4
Redhead/Black hair
Nerdy, likes games and movies
Emotional, doesn't keep her feelings closed away and is direct
Intelligent, motivated and has plenty to say
Respects the opinions of those around her
Workouts put enough to remain healthy
Isn't afraid to get a little freaky
>>23520419
>what country are you in?
kDoObRUw here. I'm in the United States.
I'll just post myself and see where it takes itself
>male
>straight
> 6'3 and 150 pounds
> 19
>white
> brown hair and blue eyes
> full time student but also work around 40 hours a week
> funny guy, but use humor as a mechanism to hide my emotions
> play a lot of Civ 5 and dota.
> love to go out at night and try new restaurants.
> usually hangout out at a hookah bar with friends
> round 5.5 inches
> I'm pretty dominant in the bedroom but outside usually passive.
Ya that seems like a good layout
>>23520821
Only 2 years off :) i can deal with that. But im 5'6 so i might be too tall in your opinion. i only said over 6ft because usually they are the only guys interested in me because of my height :)
>>23511475
Found your post!
Im also too old. Im 29 this year. Other then that.... i might fit the bill
>>23519782
> likes chubby chicks
Well, shit.
>>23522943
Lol sorry mate. I am what i am.
>>23523031
No need to be sorry! :)
>>23509534
it me
>>23513105
they have low self-esteem and pretty girls make them anxious
>>23504304
>>23504882
>>23504926
>>23515431
>>23518582
Neat
>>23508853
>>23509534
>>23510121
>>23519382
Pretty close to these too
>>23511475
>>23511981
Missed by 1-2yrs
>>23517877
>Yum
>Dream Girl
>two eyes
>two legs and arms
>one head
>two boobs
>lives on Earth
>has a pulse
>isn't 10000000000 lbs
>has hair
>one nose
>a mouth full of real teeth
>two ears
I think that's it apparently this is still too much to ask for though
I just want a girl that's clever, intelligent, talkative, and if anything, more of a "bro" than anything else. Play PC games with me and be a hilarious, sarcastic ass.
She just has to have a kinky side that's willing to be owned and abused by a huge dick.
>>23513489
>>23520687
Then why not just say plain or something less harsh instead of a word that can also be used to call someone fucking ugly?
i just want a cute chubby girl that would go on walks with me and then cuddle me watching tv or something
Ideal:
>tall
>thin
>lifts
>white
>feminine
>conservative/religious
Me:
>6'2
>white
>brown hair
>hazel eyes
>lifts
>reads a lot
>kind of a dick
kik: rocketlewes
I don't know what I want, but I know I'll want it when I see it.
>>23522815
>>23522856
5'4"~5'6" is pretty much the perfect range for me, honestly. And well, like you said, only two years off.
If you're up for chatting/gaming sometime, feel free to hit up my skype, the.professional527 - you sound like you'd be a lot of fun to get to know. :)
>>23521835
Yeah, I'll post my skype, although I have uni today and will probably be home in the evening.
therealxalaeon
Weird name, I know, but it has a kind of story to it.
>>23504884
What if there was a couple that fit what you listed? A guy and a girl?? We even both earned the bonus points
>>23523220
Sent you a request :)
>21/M/Southwestern U.S.
>5'10", Dark hair, Green eyes, glasses/contacts.
>Somewhere between Chubby and Bearmode.
>Soft spoken/shy until familiar with your personality.
>Dominant, I know what I want, but can switch if need be.
>Good/Great vocal talent, can sing well and speaks with a voice that draws listeners.
>Loves to cook different things.
>Enjoys reading, both fiction and education.
>Relishes each unique facet of nature.
>Plays videogames too often.
>Extremely open minded, love to listen.
>Eagerness to help can be mistaken for clinginess. (Am a bit clingy though.)
>Mostly polite and kind, can be a dick, but it's all in good fun.
>High sex drive, kinky, into anything that can get my partner off.
>Vocal, time, and touch oriented, don't care much for gifts or acts of service.
>Poetic type.
Skype: Vafelgranate
Snapchat: brolaughwastake
>>23508013
You still here at all?
>>23522702
nigga you should eat
Ideal girl:
>18-24
>average/slim/fit
>no drugs or smoking
>cute
>trusting and cuddly
>will watch anime and movies with me
>enjoys going out on hikes and backpacking for a weekend
>willing to teach a kissless virgin how to sex.
> likes to cook as much as I do
I hope there exists someone like this.
>>23508013
Hey
>>23523827
>tfw 19, 6'0, 140.
We literally can't help it, no matter what or how much people like us eat, we never gain weight.
>>23524514
How many calories do you eat in a day
>>23524521
The great thing about having this kind of metabolism is that I don't have to give a damn or watch what I eat.
I'd wager at least ~3,000, I just eat whenever I'm hungry. I try to eat healthy, but it's just easier to eat microwave food and pig out.
>>23524543
eat 5k and lift some weights. It's going to be really hard to do this though. Try some weight gainer shakes, but be wary of what you get.
>caloric rich foods: Bagels over bread, Whole milk, red meat, peanut butter
>eat before bed
>avoid aerobic workouts in favor of anaerobic workouts: I.e Lifting over running
Here's a favorite of mine: 1 scoop of vanilla ice cream, 20g of protein powder, whole milk, chocolate syrup, peanut butter. Blend and drink before bed.
>>23524587
Never lifted before, wouldn' really know where to start. Swam on the swim team beaks on high school, but since then I haven't really exercised much other than walking across campus.
The gym is foreign to me, but I've been to the campus pool a handful of times when I failed to get myself back into a swimming routine.
I'll definitely save this though.
>>23524619
Do you have personal trainers at your university gym?
>>23524619
>>23524587
Oh, and i don't mean 20 grams of the actual powder. I mean whatever amount contains 20 grams of protein.
>>23524624
Sorry mate, I've got no idea, haven't even gone in before.
>>23524637
Well you better fucking ask or else you'll never be natty
I'd like someone very similar to me so I suppose I'll just list my qualities to kill two birds with one stone.
I'm 20/M/Ohio, USA
Want 18-21/F/USA
>6ft
>190lbs
>Caucasian
>Blue eyes, brown hair
>Introverted
>Fairly shy. Reserved towards most people.
>Prefer to stay inside playing vidya/tabletop games/reading/watching movies
>I'd say I'm a geek but I hate that culture. I just do whatever I like to do.
>No partying/drinking
>No drugs
>Don't particularly care for sex, but I'm fine with it as long as it makes the other person happy.
>Want someone that I can take care of and can take care of me.
>Have an income, living in an apartment with some friends.
>I think I'm decently fun to be around.
>I'd say I'm fairly smart. I'm programming a video game.
>I can be witty. Good sense of humor.
>I'm caring and nice to people I'm close to.
>I'm a decent cook.
>I draw fairly often.
>Organized and clean.
>I like animals, open to pets.
>Fine with emotional issues and things like that.
You
>Match most of my qualities.
>Thin or average. Chubby is fine but not obese
>Caucasian, Asian or Hispanic/Latino is fine with me
>Are fine that I'm basically an antisocial hermit.
Skype: ironwithout
I have photos on my Skype, and I'll post some if you ask. I'm fine with a quick add if you want to check me out first.
>>23524646
Yep, looks like they do.
>>23524701
Fucking do it
>>23524779
You got it, anon. Thanks for the /adv/
>>23507719
put quite generally
>>23508013
slightly more informative
>>23515862 >>23516019
something about them seemed boring...
... swimming in calamitous honesty
>>23518838
she couldve just wrote asian
dig a little deeper
>>23521141
Interesting. I kind of identify a little too well with that, my goal has become "scrape by" and my "healthy eating" has become "enough supplements to not die of eating garbage".
If you want to go into what cute and innocent looks like to you, maybe we'll get along as fellow trash.
I'm gonna repost mine because its a new night and I kinda want to.
First I'm a 26 year old bisexual female in the US.
Ideal Guy/Girl
> Between 5'3 and 6'3(Im 5'2)
>Thin - Chubby. I'm pretty fond of bearmode guys. Don't read that as obese and hairy though.
>Masculine but not afraid of his emotions. For girls I prefer a decent blend of masculine and feminine.
>Witty as fuck and can keep up with me. I tend to be sarcastic and playfully shit talk and the ability to banter is incredibly attractive to me.
>Enjoys video games and binge watching tv shows/movies.
>Loves animals and either has a pet or two of their own or wants pets.
>Doesnt take his/herself seriously and enjoys being goofy and silly.
>Enjoys the outdoors but isn't obsessed.
>Has a job or is a student. Basically doing something with their life other than sitting at home on the computer all day.
>Has passions and hobbies they will introduce me to and blabber on and on about. It's a terribly cute trait.
>Eventually wants to settle down and do the married thing. Maybe with a kid or two.
>Is affectionate with words, pet names, and their body.
>Is comfortable in their own skin. They know who they are and are okay with that.
>Is in the US
Bonus points for glasses, playing similar games, not having a nasally voice, and having a killer smile.
>>23524888
when you say Goofy & silly, which goofy silly do you mean
>>23524888
>tfw completely ignored and scrolling past the first page just to see this again
>>23523231
Ok I added you
>>23524928
I guess it's hard to describe? Silly voices and horrible jokes and stuff. Just a fun person to be around.
I'll post me and if anyone is interested then hmu-
>22, Male, White
>5'6 (height) 170 (weight) not fat but I have a bit of chub on my stomach, muscular arms
>vidya, Netflix, tries YT every now and again
>always gets asked why I'm mad cause I always look mad, but not really-just my face
>cynical, but it's more of an in joke and actually quote positive when asked. I just like to make jokes like "oh I bet X sucks", stuff like that.
>very attentive in relationships, can be clingy if it's what my partner likes but it isn't my default setting
>that said I am not ignoring of my partner and I can be territorial in some cases
>I'm very trusting but I'm not stupid so I can catch you on your bullshit if there is any
>passionate about stuff I love, games, movies, some comic stuff, cars, and never ask me about Saint Bernards. Cuz muh doggie
>sexual stuff; 7+ inches, not sure on girth but not pencil. Very sexually giving, love cunnilingus, and trying positions. Favorite is doggie/missionary. Like to be rough but being gentle is good too.
>currently living in Illinois but will be moving to GA within a few weeks.
>don't have many friends aside from ones from childhood who also live in GA
>not socially inept or awkward, just don't really prefer to talk to people if I can manage not to
>no partying cause it's pointless
>no drugs, cigs, or drinking
>loyal as hell, you're the only one on my mind
>has a bright future
Kik:MadGod47
>>23525023
Oh I should mention I'm kinda hairy, close to bearmode I'd guess.I also default to a beard whenever I can.
>>23524888
Dude, almost every point of that is me, except I'm 18. You didn't really specify age or anything. Add me on steam or kik @ Kek_Kats if you wanna talk.
>>23524888
Damn, every box except bear mode and in the US.
Good luck though.
>>23524888
> Between 5'3 and 6'3(Im 5'2)
6'4", trying too hard.
>Thin - Chubby. I'm pretty fond of bearmode guys. Don't read that as obese and hairy though.
Pic related.
>Masculine but not afraid of his emotions
I'm actually a very emotive person and have varied and potent emotions. But I can keep them in check and have a stubborn, bull-headed streak.
>Witty as fuck and can keep up with me. I tend to be sarcastic and playfully shit talk and the ability to banter is incredibly attractive to me.
We can banter about racial stereotypes. Take the ones about white people with a grain of salt, though.
>Enjoys video games and binge watching tv shows/movies.
Woo, yeah. Sci-fi anthologies and hand helds all day and every night.
>Loves animals and either has a pet or two of their own or wants pets.
Dogs and snakes, that's optimal.
>Doesnt take his/herself seriously and enjoys being goofy and silly.
Anyone who doesn't can't be taken too seriously.
>Enjoys the outdoors but isn't obsessed.
Weekends in the forest or mountains are how I recharge the ole batteries.
>Has a job or is a student. Basically doing something with their life other than sitting at home on the computer all day.
Manager and part time creative type. Stable but aspirational.
>Has passions and hobbies they will introduce me to and blabber on and on about. It's a terribly cute trait.
History, theater and astronomy. Lots of stuff, but those come to mind. Astronomy and lmao's especially.
>Eventually wants to settle down and do the married thing. Maybe with a kid or two.
Or more or less, depends on the person I'm with and the situation we're in.
>Is affectionate with words, pet names, and their body.
Lots of hugging, snuggling, kissing and general contact. Relationships are incredibly corny so it's a good thing you don't let anyone else watch.
>Is comfortable in their own skin. They know who they are and are okay with that.
Mmmhmm
>Is in the US
NW, specifically.
Skype john.eggman
>>23524954
Okay, I think I got you.
>>23525278
You are literally obese and hairy...
>>23504209
Dream Guy
> long hair is a plus
> beautiful face
> body doesn't have to be extraordinary, just no obese or no gollum things
> interested in music
> has a good musical culture in a lot of different styles
> would like to go to concerts together, moshpit,
> doesn't have to dress a special way, but no hipster, cringy, or feminine things
> is relatively tall
> can joke about any subject
> clingy
> protective
> dominant during sex
> not shy
> likes to have a lot of common friends with me (i introduce my friends and he introduces his)
> likes to drink a lot
> likes to have sex a lot and doesn't mind initiate it
> white is a plus
>>23520419
Because you're an interesting toon and I think I fit your whatever. Where do I sign up for the auditions? add me on skype: Monner74
>>23525452
I fit like 100% of your criteria so I request an interview.
>>23525544
>>23520427
FUCK.
Your description is exactly me except change vegan to vegetarian.
Your self description is what I'm looking for.
I'm from burgerland. Ever plan to come here?
>>23525452
I'd say I match a good majority of that, mind leaving a description of yourself?
>>23510054
thats me.
kik: rocketlewes
>>23525766
Damn sorry I'll be probably be in kangaroo land for quite some time :/
>>23524660
just say not black. you have less of an excuse not to than that other person. no one is going to chimp out and call you a racist if you're not into black girls.
>>23524888
does bateman have a killer smile?
>>23515139
If you're still here, I dont like giving my kik out here but my skype is throwaway2211 I will give it there
>female
>either short (5'3'') or tall (5'7''-5'10'')
>nice booty
>shapely legs
>a little thicc
>BRUNETTE
>long hair, or cute short hair like a bob
>fashionable and trendy
>nice personality
>sweet
>democrat
>non-judgemental
>down to do weird shit
>smokes weed
>enjoys banter
>smart
>latina/middle eastern/ or someone with sexy brown/tan skin
>>23505253
this is me
kik: rocketlewes
>>23524888
Again I link you to my previous post>>23523250
>>23527047
Do you just like it there or do you have something that would be keeping you you there, family or school?
>>23505253
I would only want to have a woman who can be all the things I want in a woman and demands only the peak in achievement and abilities from me if she were a virgin and truly, unhesitatingly would fuck anywhere anytime and take it as raw as I wanted.
>>23527739
Do you have Skype?
>>23527956
Yeah family and school. Possibly after my degree I might move, see where that takes me.
Don't want to live here forever that's for sure. Want to travel lots!
Ideal girl:
>20-26
>Shy
>Submissive
>Preferably average/slim body
>Dark hair, long
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself, educated
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required to be daily, but often as we see fit)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive, can deal with/enjoy my banter when depressed or long winded talks/stories
>Puts effort into the relationship
>Does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day
>Would love to have pets (I do love cats)
>Loyal
>Honest
I'm 24, male. I'm on Kik and telegram.
>>23528810
>Want to travel lots!
me too.
How long until you're finished with school?
>>23529558
3 more years! Maybe more if I go on exchange or finish it slower
Dream Girl:
>height not a big deal
>average to fit build (fem abs huge plus)
>short hair preferred
>hopefully sameish political views (essentially libertarian)
>enjoys cuddling
>able to enjoy anime, games, and guns
>>23529927
damn, I'm looking at about 4 myself.
what are you studying?
>>23530875
>>23529927
Idk how young you two are but advice from someone that's 23, finished his degree and is about to start his masters.
Don't wait, travel now. School can wait and spending a year traveling isn't going to ruin your education.
My dream girl :
>luxurious hair
>I like nice skin but I can compromise because I have slight acne
>good smell
>I like deep female voices
>I like tough women who don't complain about trivial shit
>I like to have my actions noticed and appreciated if they like them
> clear lines of communication between us
>I would really like if we shared some hobbies ; I like chemistry ,exercising , global politics and conspiracy , philosophy and constructive debate and engineering , also like animu and science fiction
> I don't mind hight so long as your hight dosnt exeed a deviation of 7 inches from my hight (6foot 2)
> must have broad experience and be open to New things
>honesty loyalty and discretion are three values which I uphold above all others
> I would prefer a girl who hasn't got very many friends because then we could spend more time together
> I like all races and ethnic groups but I have a deep rooted and understandable prejudice towards Africans , I have a mild dislike of the Semitic people's but if you forfill the rest of my criteria I will happily make an exception
> nice face , I would like my children to have green eyes like mine so bonus for coloured eyes (eyes that arnt brown)
> a womanly but firm jaw ( double Chins make me sad)
> I have no preference to boob and butt size , personalitly really counts more for me
>nice hands that can't be sweaty all the time , I really want to hold hands and do cute stuff but every time my hands are held the girls hands are clammy .
My kik is nagayoshi88
I'm male I'm white and 6 foot 2 , I am quite strong and people both respect and admire me . If you think you forfil my criteria, please do not hesitate to contact me . Thankyou
Dream woman:
> lives in the EU
> tattoos are a plus
>18-22
> height is irrelevant
> petite body type
> soft voice
> short hair or shoulder length, funky hair is a big plus
> kinky
> cooks/bakes
> Enjoys sex to do it more than once a week
> loves animals
> loyal
> likes films and music enough to watch/listen together and maybe ramble about them
my skype: gojuju3
wanted grill
>18-24
>not overweight
>Any natural hair color (highlights is okay)
>Enjoys video games and isnt shit at them
>Likes anime without being a total weeb
>loyal
>understands computers
>frequent sex
I dunno finding somebody similar to me might me hard
Someone added me from a thread similar to this then never responded. Kinda a shame since they seemed cute...
>>23531083
Seconding this. Live for adventure. Only good way to live.
>>23530875
Studying law
>>23531083
And yeah I would like to travel now but hard when you have no money and can't just stop working and take 1-6 months off and stop paying all your bills.. Wish it was that easy! That's why I'm looking into doing exchange next year
Everyone knows you should travel when you're young but often it's not that easy.
I'm 19 btw lol
>>23511282
What's your kik?
>>23531083
>>23531926
Yup. I stretched out my studies to a grand total of 7 years because I worked a lot to finance my travels. And I don't regret anything, I saw enough of the world to offset all the bickering and nagging of my family and everyone else. Wouldn't change a thing if I could do it again.
>>23521630
No one will hire me, I have gone to like 5 interviews in the past few months.
>>23521791
h I want the person I'm with to motivate me to be a better person.
I don't know what you mean, you say a guy that's a foot taller than me will make him look innocent?
>>23524883
Nah but we can be fellow trash.
>>23524863
True, I could have made that list a lot longer.
Dream guy:
>6'2"+
>funny
>wants to travel all over the world with me
>18-22
>will dance around with me
>easy-going
>likes taking pics and being cute
>cook with me plz
>fit-chubby (not like super obese plz)
>liberal
Me (18/f)
>5'11"
>chubby
>liberal
>laid-back
>kinda clingy/kinda not
kik: abazaba18
Snap: abazaba14
>>23532847
I always forget this
plz be >daddy in the sheets, best friend in the streets
>>23532857
don't fuck your dad
>>23532847
I fit this girl's criteria and she fits mine but we're on opposite sides of the planet.
Any Western European or uk girls want to pop up: doodling_snickers
>>23505253
>m
>6ft5
>athletic
>good looking
let me see what you look like may be interested
>woman
>under 24
>light hair and eyes
>traditional and conservative
>will relax under a blanket with me in the woods in the fall reading books and listening to neofolk
>>23528850
What are you like and where are you?
>>23531083
Im 24 and just starting school. I would have traveled but had no money.
Ill have money after school for travel though.
>>23532521
I don't know anything about law degrees, but wouldn't that degree only be good in Australia?
>>23533121
Kind of an ambivert. Mostly quiet and to myself, and easy going. Phoenix, AZ.
>>23519782
You described me exactly. Like reading it gave me chills. lol. Do you have kik? If so, mine is danon1220
Ideal:
>male (cause im a straight girl)
>either average (over 5'9 imo) or tall (nothing under 6'4 is tall imo)
>any race (cause im not a dumb fuck who thinks that some races are unattractive/attractive as a whole)
>idc about his body anything from sorta thin to sorta chubby. No extremes tho (too skinny, too much muscle, or too fat is a huge turn off)
>easy going
>sorta beta and romantic
>but dom AF in the bed room not in a bdsm way but in a "worship me" "get on your knees and beg" type of way
>likes anal but prefers my pussy
>hasnt slept around (used up guys are gross)
>english accent (tho i do prefer american accents i have a thing for english accents rn)
>doesnt smoke or drink (atleast not too often, cause stoner voices are kinda hot)
>loves my best friend as much as i do and adores her in a platonic way
>wants pets
>isnt afraid to try vegan or healthier food (tho ofc he can still eat what ever he wants when i dont cook for him)
i just like really nice guys.
me:
>in shape with a pretty nice body to be honest
>cute face
>long hair
>mixed with mostly latina (exotic??)
>long legs
>32 C
>likes video games and asmr...
>>23533660
Skype?
I meet all of your criteria lol.
You said dream, so why not dream big?
>Female
>5'2"-5'6"
>20-24
>white
>gently curved
>long hair, brown, blonde or raven, (redheads are sort of bonkers from my experience)
>blue or green eyes
>girly
>interested in getting fit together
>doesn't hate me being fat, but inspires me to get built with her
>neat, not like a neatfreak, but that sort of fire under the butt to clean up a place (I really do need it heh)
>trust fund baby, but not a diva about it, generous but not foolish with her funds, just avoid the question of 'are you rich enough?'
>doesn't mind I make less than her, and maybe even helps support me getting to a better stage
>enjoys my interests in Lego and other stuff (bonus if she wants to help me build big set ideas I got)
>like roadtrips
>likes theme parks
>likes museuming
>likes zoos
>likes just being out and about, but still gets a need to just chill at home
>can understand and deal with my depressive bouts, supportive through them
>sexually submissive, masochistic, and excited to try new things sexually
>will happily eat ass
No contacts because if that girl exists she's not on 4chan.
>>23533679
You can give me yours and ill add it.
>>23533660
How old?
>>23533714
under 20?
>dream girl
>tallish - 5'8"
>Independent
>Smart but not pretentious
>Love music, science, science fiction, horror, art
>Blue eyes
>Small torso, thick ass thighs and big juicy ass
>Loves Blade Runner
>>23510642
I'm 6'4 and i fit the rest of your things
...but I'm way too young :^)
>>23533726
Is 18 too young?
>>23533809
nope not at all. lol
>>23533844
My skype account name is alexthegreat471 but my username right now is Kek_Kats.
Ideal girl:
>age around 25 or below
>Tall 5'7+ , close to my height in heels (6'0) or really short 5'2- no in between
>Long legs, boobs can be any size desu big is nice but i'll take any. Avarage ass i dont like them big, small is nice, but not to the point where its non-existant. abs on a girl drives me insane >w< fit. slim, skinny, skinny fat, slightly chubby, curvy, fat if you are willing to work it away and arent lazy
>brunette to jet black hair, silky straight or semi-wavy is okay too, long.
>pale to Light skinned(asian is +) white is fine, hispanic... idk
>Eyes any color, (if you have grey eyes, you get a pass from almost everything in this list)
>Is assertive,submissive either is fine.
>I kinda like when they tell me what to do, but only to some extent.
>Likes to spend time just being there, talk randomly at times for hours, is ENTJ, or INTJ
>Likes to stay home most of time, Likes vidya, LoL, watching anime together, go out sometimes randomly when bored at home
>Music that isnt mainstream shit, or remix, or chillstep,or any of those other shitty step techno ripoffs
>smart af, smarter than me to tell me my flaws without fear of hurting me.
>Clingy, Loves to surprise me with things
>Does not have super clingy friends, or 1000+ friends on fb. Does not listen to their friends opinions, because our relationship is ours and ours alone, and we work together to fix it, we might look at others for examples but never completely take their advice on it rather take the best parts of their advice and use it to improve our tactics to confront problems.
>Accepts that we both have flaws, and that's just life, cant be the 10/10 dreamboy you want, and you cant be the imaginary 10/10 goddess I want.
>Loves when i pick clothes for her
>understands that i need to recharge for one or two days and just need to be alone.
>Is Jealous type, I like this because it signals when i'm doing something she doesn't like.
>is a mix of traditional, and modern.
>enjoys working out together.
>>23533997
Me:
>6'0
>chubby working out currently, hard to find motivation, but still going
>Mix between Asian, Hispanic, and white but mostly look like a white asian.
>dark wavy long hair, brown eyes, glasses,
>friend describes me as some guy who would be in a yaoi... idk if this is good or not
>Light skinned, but not pale.
>Very negative cant help it... i try really hard to not do it too much
>Insecure, Clueless to his surroundings, gets used a lot, emotional, /r9k/
>hates people in general but doesn't show it, loves life, hate people
>very stupid, 1.35 gpa, but this might be due to me losing my motivation as the days go on
>no irl friends
>very little online friends, those i do know, usually tell me to stfu and dont talk, so i do.
>wants to be dom and assertive, is sub
>did i mention very clueless to everything around him?
>nerdy, plays vidya watches anime, is stuck in 2007.
>usually wants to try and learn new stuff, but fails
>I contradict myself a lot
>I'm never sure of what i want, i like it when people decide things for me.
>kinda of a pervert, loves kitsunemimi
>Love sci-fy movies.
>conservative
>very clingy
>likes computers
>shaky
>selfish, but will admit to it.
>reads manga
>works as a waiter for now, studying to be a programmer
>League of legends
>PCMR memes
>Drives camaro 2010... uhh that
>female
>short
>dark hair
>dark eyes
>pale skin
>acne or pimples, its cute
>teeth arent perfect
>doesnt wear makeup usually or at all
>likes to dress comfy in sweaters and such
>lives on the internet like me
>loves knowledge
>enjoys art and self expression
>pacifist
>introverted
>loves animals and life
>is open tp new things
>hopefully likes all the weird fetishes i have
>demisexual, like me
>>23534064
when you see escape the fate...then you see trump.
>looking for a guy with bigger hands than mine
done
eh... i honnestly dont know, i just took some random test, and it told me to vote for trump.
>>23534135
not difficult.
>>23534135
That's difficult to tell. Your phone could be a pretty small one to begin with, and it's the only thing to really go by here.
Must have a pulse (Pulse optional).
>>23533660
>male (cause im a straight girl)
Yessum
>either average (over 5'9 imo) or tall (nothing under 6'4 is tall imo)
6'4", is that tall or max average?
>any race (cause im not a dumb fuck who thinks that some races are unattractive/attractive as a whole)
Well, ok then.
>idc about his body anything from sorta thin to sorta chubby. No extremes tho (too skinny, too much muscle, or too fat is a huge turn off)
Bear mode/built fat, already started cutting. Going to shave 30 pounds, see where I'm at.
>easy going
Leaf on the wind.
>sorta beta and romantic
Not really beta, but romantic and pretty mushy at times.
>but dom AF in the bed room not in a bdsm way but in a "worship me" "get on your knees and beg" type of way
Which I am, hence the not really beta.
>likes anal but prefers my pussy
Prefers YOUR pussy? I prefer it in general, but that's a matter of finding out.
>hasnt slept around (used up guys are gross)
What defines a 'used up' guy outwardly? I've only ever slept with girlfriends, but I am curious.
>english accent (tho i do prefer american accents i have a thing for english accents rn)
I can imitate them, seriously I am trained for it.
>doesnt smoke or drink (atleast not too often, cause stoner voices are kinda hot)
Neither.
>loves my best friend as much as i do and adores her in a platonic way
Is she a dog? I don't mean ugly, is she literally a dog.
>wants pets
This is why I ask the above question.
>isnt afraid to try vegan or healthier food (tho ofc he can still eat what ever he wants when i dont cook for him)
I will eat whatever someone cooks for me. I've done vegetarian before, it's fine I just don't have a real reason to, but absolutely willing. Don't know about vegan though, seems a step too far, but willing to experiment.
ASMR, though? What kind? I prefer unintentional and medical asmr, just makes me feel content and nice before bed or something.
skype is john.eggman if you want to chat with your 90-95% dream guy.
>>23533505
yeah pretty much but theres a lot of stuff you can do with a law degree so you aren't restricted and stuff but we shall see
what do you study?
Tall white guy dark eyes or light has long raven hair can be brown ,into metal ofc metal head.is outgoing independent,weird ,awkward if anyone out there like that I'd fuck shit out of you.
>>23534400
No she's a real girl lol. i just love her a lot lol like we are best friends. shes basically a dog lol.
>>23504884
>Is comfortable in their own skin. They know who they are and are okay with that.
Damn, why you gotta go and pick on me.
>>23504884
I'm all this but in UK. 27, 6ft, bit chunky (not fat), work as a engineer, emotionally all this down to the letter, have a dog, rat and 10 tarantulas.
>>23534556
Top kek, that was me once upon a time
>>23505600
Does a god complex count as a mental illness?
Ideal/Impossible Dream guy:
>around 20-25
>height doesn't matter as long as he's cute
>longish hair, or at least long enough to sift my hands through
>hair color/ eye color/ ethnicity doesn't matter
>although tattoos, piercings, and dyed hair is a plus (not necessary)
>somewhat slim/toned (not into big buff guys)
>has some chub on the stomach so comfy to hug
>likes to keep his facial/body hair tamed (not into body hair)
>has flamboyant fashion tastes, or is into more unconventional styles
>has somewhat of a punk spirit
>is roughly as vain/selfish as I am
>enjoys his own company and doesn't mind doing his own thing half the time
>has some very different interest from me, and is willing to share them
>Into MMA? Cool. Model airplanes and cars? Neat. Competitive rubiks cube and smash? Show me how to get into it too.
>Accepting and supportive of my own silly hobbies and interests, whatever they happen to be
>cares about the state of the world and other's well being, and actively tries to be part of the progress
>well read, and likes being up to date on current issues, tech, politics, etc.
>hard worker, someone who gives it their all in whatever they choose to do (writer, plumber, accountant, electrician, chef, whatever)
>someone who plans and thinks of the long term, and always has backup plans
>willing to go out of his comfort zone at times and try completely unfamiliar things, whether it be some random event or casually taking poledancing classes with me
I feel like most people here are understandably making their list very attainable and applicable to most people. Since they want someone to tell them they meet their criterias. But its interesting to see what people's as unrealistic ideals are, down to the nit pickiest of things.
>>23511413
>WANTS TO START A RACING PIGEON TEAM AND TRAVEL THE WORLD.
Best thing I have read all day
>>23505253
I fit this.
Which continent are you from?
>>23504209
If we're talking DREAM, as in, absolutely perfect, then:
>girl
>short (the shorter the better, as long as proportions are still intact, I'd say like 4'8 or something minimum? though I don't think anyone's that small usually)
split here, either: -------
>skinny-normal
>(nearly) flat-chested
>childish
>either girly way of dressing or tomboyish
>qt face
------------ OR-----------
>skinny-chubby
>C+ boobs
>youthful, yet womanly
>girly way of dressing
---------------------------
>short, medium or long hair, depending on the person, same with hair color
>white, hispanic or white asian, mixes of that are fucking qt too
>very affectionate and clingy
>sexhungry (my sexdrive is too fucking strong)
>submissive as fuck (ideally a total and utter sub)
>into kinky shit
>into gaming and animu
>into walking around outside, exploring the woods and all those kinds of fun stuff
>has no problem with me drinking semi-regularly and getting high a few times a year (can also do said stuff, don't care about that though)
>non-smoker (tobacco)
But even just parts of that would be great.
>dream girl
See pic
>>23534444
I'm studying mechanical engineering but the first couple years are just math classes. I'd like to use it as an excuse to travel the world lol.
What other stuff can you do with a law degree when you move?
>>23534837
I'm about half of those things you mentioned.
What about you? Can you share about yourself?
Would have to have a:
>male
> 25+ years old
> 6'1"+
> Fit, preferably with broad shoulders
> Intelligent
> Driven, motivated, self-starter
> Confident
> Enjoys snuggling, craft beer and good food
> Loves video games
> Demanding/interesting job (game dev, engineer, etc)
> Loves nights in as much as nights out
> Will push me to go to new places, try new things and vice versa
> Appreciates all aspects of my personality (from driven entrepreneur to silly girl who meows back her cats to fine food aficionado)
> Financially well off
I guess I'm a little demanding ;p
>>23537479
>male
Yup
> 25+ years old
28
> 6'1"+
6'3"
> Fit, preferably with broad shoulders
Well, shit
> Intelligent
Reasonably, I guess
> Driven, motivated, self-starter
Aye
> Confident
Hell yea
> Enjoys snuggling, craft beer and good food
Yep, no (beer where I come from is really good already, comparable to craft beer in the US, so I don't really go for "craft beers" that much), hell yes (I love to cook and make almost everything from scratch, also I love to go out for good food)
> Loves video games
Hell yes
> Demanding/interesting job (game dev, engineer, etc)
Hm. I built up a not-for-profit kitchen that served 100.000 hot meals to refugees in one month and has since become mobile and set up Europe wide (right now in Dunkerque, Northern France where we run the camp kitchen for a new refugee camp set up by Doctors without Borders) while simultaneously looking into getting a job at the European Union (finished the Concours) and the foreign service of my country
> Loves nights in as much as nights out
I'm game for almost anything (maybe no extravagant clubs though, I hate spending too much money and having to endure superficial and pompous idiots)
> Will push me to go to new places, try new things and vice versa
Oh hell yes!
> Appreciates all aspects of my personality (from driven entrepreneur to silly girl who meows back her cats to fine food aficionado)
Sounds charming
> Financially well off
This really irks me, as I hate to be "well off" by no achievement of my own (yet), but yes. I could not lift a finger for the next ten years or so and still live rather comfortably
>>23537514
>> Fit, preferably with broad shoulders
>Well, shit
No? :'(
>Hm. I built up a not-for-profit kitchen that served 100.000 hot meals to refugees in one month and has since become mobile and set up Europe wide (right now in Dunkerque, Northern France where we run the camp kitchen for a new refugee camp set up by Doctors without Borders) while simultaneously looking into getting a job at the European Union (finished the Concours) and the foreign service of my country
What's your country?
>I'm game for almost anything (maybe no extravagant clubs though, I hate spending too much money and having to endure superficial and pompous idiots)
Ahaha, I'm from Seattle. My "nights out" are pretty grungy unless my friends and I declare it a "fancy night." Then we dress up and still go to the same places.
>>23537547
>No? :'(
Well... I'm physically fit (as hell, actually), but I'm skinny/scrawny. My metabolism doesn't let me gain weight (not even when I lived in the US on a healthy 4k calorie plus sports 6 times a week diet). So no broad shoulders, I'm sorry.
> What's your country?
Germany
>Ahaha, I'm from Seattle. My "nights out" are pretty grungy unless my friends and I declare it a "fancy night." Then we dress up and still go to the same places.
You sound like my kind of person.
We used to do the same thing. A friend of mine and I once went to a death metal concert dressed in suits (black shoes, white shirts, ties, everything). It was rather hilarious.
>>23537569
Oh, awesome, I can practice my awful duolingo german on you.
Ich finde dich süß
Ahaha, anyway, you seem pretty cool. Would love to chat sometime
>>23537597
Danke sehr.
Anytime. What's your preferred method of communication?
>>23537607
Skype, google hangouts or facebook for IMs. You?
>>23537632
Skype (but I don't have it running all the time but have to actively start it up) for IM and calls, FB for IM
>>23537659
What's your skype? Mine's my real name, so I'd rather not post it.
>>23537666
Neither do I post my real one... just send me yours as an email to my spamaccount:
[email protected]
I'll then add you
>>23537479
>male
I do that.
> 25+ years old
29
> 6'1"+
6'4"
> Fit, preferably with broad shoulders
Got em, bear mode, starting my cut.
> Intelligent
Educated and motivated.
> Driven, motivated, self-starter
To a fault at time, really. Like I have trouble asking for help even when I need it and am a it of a perfectionist.
> Confident
I know who I am and always look to improve.
> Enjoys snuggling, craft beer and good food
Two outta three ain't bad, I actually don't drink.
> Loves video games
Always have. Couch co-op is a tragically unpopulat thing these days.
> Demanding/interesting job (game dev, engineer, etc)
Day job and dream creative job, lots going on.
> Loves nights in as much as nights out
Might lean a little more toward nights in, but both are great.
> Will push me to go to new places, try new things and vice versa
I think people should always try to better themselves and always think critically about themselves and the world.
> Appreciates all aspects of my personality (from driven entrepreneur to silly girl who meows back her cats to fine food aficionado)
Entrepreneur? Tell me about that. Always interested in self-employed and risk takers stories.
> Financially well off
I do fine, yeah.
Seattle, though, where in town? I'm in Rainier but moving soon (still in town).
Ideal:
>Female
>22-28
>Extremely artistic
>Moderately athletic
>Challenging
>7/10 or above
>Prefers nights in but will go out for bigger social events
>Focused, keeps my ambitions in check
>>23537666
>>23537677
Aight. Added you on Skype.
>>23537724
>Entrepreneur? Tell me about that. Always interested in self-employed and risk takers stories.
Started my own game studio a year and a half ago, launching our Kickstarter soon to get funding to finish the beast. Have shown at PAX Prime, etc, etc.
>Seattle, though, where in town?
Used to be cap hill, now just a tiny bit north of there (near UW)
>>23537479
what the fuck kind of hipster numale cunts enjoy craft beers
i fucking hate america
>>23533527
What's your contact info?
>>23504209
>about 5'8" female
>pale or just average Caucasian (other races aren't attractive)
>/pol/.jpeg
>long ginger hair with blue eyes
>slim, but not skinny
>thick thighs, good ass
>not too arsed about breasts; just enough so I don't feel like you're a child
>music taste= likes heavy metal (just enough for me to be content senpai)
>smart to Atleast an average point, into politics, philosophy, history but still has own things
>talented preferably with art
>appreciates my memes
>dog person
>abit clingy but not to a point where it's annoying
>good at the sex, but not into weird shit; also doesn't fuck about with blueballing shit
>most important of all is always pretty face and eyes though am I right Niggers
>emotionally intelligent but has good foresight and willpower
>isn't a feminist
>KNOWS WHEN ITS REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO DA FUK UP ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ideal girl
>18-23 years old
>fit or simply slim (deal breaker)
>thick or bubble butt
>at least 5'5
>like giving head and want to learn to deepthroat
>affectionate (deal breaker)
>mature (and I'm speaking of the whole chart with the green and red goat)
>banter
>accept criticism
>does physical activity every week
>like to gives massage (I will return the favor)
>like to play in my hair (must)
>don't push me to go into clubs
>intelligent of course, I want to learn from you just like you're going to learn from me
>trust
>faithful (deal breaker) I am never going to cheat on you and I expect the same thing.
>sex everyday and willing to initiate
The physique is secondary really, I just want a smart girl, affectionate girl to cuddle with.
>>23506224
Somewhat me. Mostly everything except I'm not much of an outdoors person. I mean I can appreciate them, but I don't care much for camping or living in them. Skype is Kek_Kats if interested.
>>23507685
I fit a lot of that. My skype is Kek_Kats if you're want to talk.
>>23537387
Sure. Anything you'd want to know in particular?
Anywho, me-
> two x chromosomes
> between the ages of 20-25
> rather petite
> about 155 cm/ 5'1 and 50 kg/110 lb
> dyed medium brown hair, but want to go platinum blonde someday
> loves dressing up in general, have a fondness for striking prints, thigh highs, garter belts, knee high boots,and all that jazz
> would love a partner to dress me up sometimes, and choose my outfits
> super introverted. I like people in general, I'm not super cynical or a pessimist, but I just need a lot more alone time than most.
> am a marathon reader. Give a 1000 page book on the history and science of potatoes, and I will read it
> listens to literally all genres of music (yes, that includes screamo, country, opera, rap, classical) but I have a preference for heavier sounds, whatever genre that may be
> am super into languages, if I had the money and time I would major in linguistics
> did gymnastics on and off for about 10 years, now am into pole dancing
> am currently a boring fourth year engineering student who spends most of her time studying in the library
Pic isn't me, just a style I'm fond of
>>23539783
Where are you from?
>>23539783
Wow, you sound really damn great. I guess I should write about myself.
>X and Y chromosomes
>soon going to turn 22
>slim-fit build, I don't exercise but I do a lot of intense physical work in college and as a part-time waiter
>doing drama and acting in college in the UK, Scotland
>extremely ambitious and passionate, I don't want to be a good actor, I want to be a recognized phenomenal actor, the best I can be
>about 160 - 175 cm/5'5 - 5'8, 50 kg/110 lbs
>not really into fashion, prefer comfort and convenience but I manage to look good regardless (though playing dress up does sound fun)
>also very introverted, but I managed to force myself to adapt and I can be in situations where other introverts would find uncomfortable for very long periods of time and feel absolutely fine, admittedly I would need a good break after that
>not exactly a big book reader, but I did read like 30 Discworld novels and I like reading all kinds of things on the internet nearly all of the time, be it stories, the news, or something else
>also very open to music, but I don't listen to all genres, I like experimental stuff (especially the kind that's indescribable)
If you're interested in coming into contacts, my skype is: g1ebguy
>>23535407
Your first preference is actually pretty common.
It's illegal to fuck them, though.
>>23534837
Oh holy shit, I fit every single one of these. Spooky.
>>23534837
>around 20-25
29
>height doesn't matter as long as he's cute
Tall, I get the occasional "handsome" reaction and I do take care of myself.
>longish hair, or at least long enough to sift my hands through
Medium short, but certain long enough for that.
>hair color/ eye color/ ethnicity doesn't matter
Brown all around and North Euro mutt.
>although tattoos, piercings, and dyed hair is a plus (not necessary)
I have none of those things, sorry.
>somewhat slim/toned (not into big buff guys)
Toned a bit, but quite bulky. Into sports and general exercise activities so I'm not small by any standards.
>has some chub on the stomach so comfy to hug
I'm cutting, but there will still be plenty left.
>likes to keep his facial/body hair tamed (not into body hair)
Medium body hair, beard can grow out in a week, but I keep it shaved...usually. Hair get's some light styling day to day.
>has flamboyant fashion tastes, or is into more unconventional styles
What's funny is that I don't really dress myself all too fancy, but I LOVE fashion, putting outfits together and finding things that sing together is honestly quite fun. I don't get why more artsy straight guys aren't into it.
>>23540424
>has somewhat of a punk spirit
I never let an authority figures orders go unquestioned and I am skeptical about literally everything.
>is roughly as vain/selfish as I am
Not vain, but emotionally quite self-centric. Not to say I'm not caring or giving, but definitely want to be grounded before reaching out, if that makes sense.
>enjoys his own company and doesn't mind doing his own thing half the time
I would rather have it this way. Together ALL the time? No thanks.
>has some very different interest from me, and is willing to share them
I assure you that among my many interests, skills and hobbies would could find plenty of dissimilarities to play with.
>cares about the state of the world and other's well being, and actively tries to be part of the progress
I get involved with national politics during elections, but keep to local concerns and changes normally. It's my home, I should take care of it.
>well read, and likes being up to date on current issues, tech, politics, etc.
Obsessively so, the world is my burrito.
>hard worker
I can get very myopic when it comes to accomplishing a goal, I don't consider it my most attractive quality, but if you're into it, ok.
>someone who plans and thinks of the long term, and always has backup plans
I'm like Hannibal on the A-Team I got err'thang so planned out.
>casually will do poledancing classes with me
I honestly just might have the core strength for it. Being outside my comfort zone IS my comfort zone, man!
I'm not quite all there on the physical checklist and perhaps style as well, outlook and perspective are basically exactly on. Maybe it's too far off, maybe not, toss me a skype chat, let's see what's cookin!
>>23539783
>5'1" petit
I am a man of extremes, tall and busty or short and petit, tied for my favorites.
>medium brown hair, loves dressing up, introverted, reader, into politics, gymnist and STEM
I really do adore everything you have going on with your life. Toss me a chat, let's palaver.
>>23540436
>>23539783
Skype is john.eggman
>>23533660
Perfect, wrong country though.
>>23505600
23
if i dont wear sunscreen i will blister
no mental illness tho
6'4" 175 lbs
contact info?
>>23534444
are you still around?
>>23540260
I currently reside in North America.
>>23540322
Don't won't to be a total skeptic, but I'm doubtful. Care to elaborate, or describe yourself in more detail?
>>23540438
I like the effort you put there. I'll holler at yah ;)
>Chubby, preferably larger.
>Huge nerd
>well educated
>down with porno and super kinky
>glasses(not a deal breaker though)
>loyal
Thats about it. im not super picky i just like my girls fat and nerdy
>>23538358
kik/telegram: nazunalika
skype: od_bod
email: nazu (at) shootthej (dot) net
>>23537724
>>23540424
>>23540436
I can't tell if you're deluded or just legit autistic. I can't be fucked to quote all your cringe but
>>23525278
You are fat as fuck mate
ideal woman for 妓
>no huge age gap if she's older (e.g. i'm 24 and she's >31) unless she's a SUGAR MAMA OL.
>east asian i.e. chinese > korean > jap
>happy with a chinese guy who should've lived the normie life but instead fucked his life up by getting depressed about 1 admission exam bc he was ashamed of a fucking number, shut himself away from his 'real friends' bc they all raped the test, then wasted 1.5 years of his life losing all the progress he'd made in the last 17 years.
>is working in the same industry/field a good bad thing? i don't know if i want her in the same industry or not. someone with experience PLS ANSWER
>happy with being 'independent' and can create her own happiness with her own friends
>can lead me in the relationship.
>doesn't want kids and marriage
>happy with heavy talking when not f2f
>happy with slow convos in general.
>most heights are ok, as long as she's not too short. too tall is ok if she's ok with me being 5'10.
>weight-wise, be on the thin side, bc i'm @127lbs.
>face is meh. i look average or slightly better, not expecting too much desu.
>she's a normie who accepts a borderline-normie retard like me.
>doesn't really think too much about surface-level displays of affection like kissing etc. sees that i care on some other level through the things we do for each other in our lives.
i'm really fucked up. i hope there's somebody out there to save me from this shitty fate that i've pretty resigned myself to. i'm so shitty i can't even take responsibility for myself. all because i stopped 'socialising' for literally 4 months. and everything that's happened in the past year has been a flow on effect of that shitty decision making of mine. at least i've improved in 2016 lol.
ideal girl:
>independent
>tasteful
>physically intimate
>clever
>caustic, hostile, arrogant or aloof demeanor
>takes good care of herself
>monogamous
>no kids (deal-breaker)
turns out there arn't many around
>>23542038
I mean, I could address each part of the criteria, but that would be too long to post. What do you need confirmation of?
Ideal woman
>20-24 (I'm 22)
>any body type, curvy is good
>strong minded
>not too clingy
>funny, infectious laugh
>wants to do new things
>foodie, wants to cook with me
>likes walking
>dogs/cats
>movies/netflix at night, or playing games together
Location UK/EU
I am
>18 male
>5'4", about 120 lbs
>gay as rainbows
>pretty cute, not that I'm bragging or anything
>long blonde hair
>grey eyes
>I work out, but I'm trapped in this twink form forever due to a gypsy curse
>enjoy video games, books, anime, tabeletop rpgs
>live in New York City
>desperate and pathetically lonely
I'm looking for
>height doesn't really matter, but I'd either prefer a guy around my height (very short) or quite tall (6'+)
>long hair is a nice bonus, but good hair is required
>ideally pretty muscular and /fit/, but kinda twinky is fine
>will go to gym with me
>late twenties at the oldest, hopefully younger
>ideally would be interested in the same nerdy horseshit as me
Pls exist
>>23504885
>>23504884
Where are girls like you in my world?
Apart from the fact I'm 19, I'm every bit of what you described.
>male
>white
>over 5ft9
>mildly protective
>dominant sexually
>english
>good for banter
>drugs clean, alc is alright I suppose
>conservative or "right" leaning politically
>fat isn't an issue really, as long as he can comfortably sit in a single seat on public transportation
>likes tv, movies, vidya
and most importantly
>can handle me being trans
>>23507642
Female?
Black girl with huge thighs, hips, and ass, small belly pudge
Living.
Dream girl:
> 5' - 6', shy nature
> Race isn't an issue, although fair skin is nice.
> Slim-average, some level of fitness
> Relatively good nutrition
> No drugs, limited alcohol, no smoking
> Good health, limited genetic diseases
> Good face
> Shoulder length or longer hair
> Sexually willing and adventurous
> Kind hearted, compassionate, empathetic
> Ambitious in career and knowledge
> Educated, at a tertiary level
> Aiming at/hold a professional job (doctor, lawyer, engineer, etc)
> Good appreciation for fashion, cooking, fine dining and the outdoors (I'm like this)
> Previous partners less than the ceiling value of 2 + (age / 7)
My ideal:
>Shorter than me (I'm 6'4'')
>Likes to laugh
>clingy
>Honest
>doesn't go out to clubs
>doesn't smoke
>Is okay being pampered
>colored hair is a plus but not necessary
>wants to play vidya with me
>wants to browse 4chan with me
I'm not asking for much I swear
Okay now for real.
Dream guy:
>Taller than me (I'm 5'4)
>I really like guys who are romantic but not cheesy
>Would cuddle a lot and have casual sex, but I really want to bond with my partner in a deep way
>Would love to become best friends also, I really want to have a close relationship
>I would like to have a hobby in common; I usually go to the gym a lot and I play videogames if he's interested in at least one of those things that would be amazing.
>Doesn't do drugs.
>I don't really care about the weight honestly. (If I go a lot to the gym is because I just love the feeling of exercising)
>Has to be older than me. (I'm 18)
>Kind, sweet, cares about others
>Independent
>>23548950
I'm interested in you have kik? :)
Good personality and interests to me, would love to talk more! <3
>>23548950
I mean... being taller than 5.4" really isn't too much to ask, wouldn't ya think?
>>23548950
So me basically?
I mean I guess you have to take my word for it
>>23548959
Oh you would be suprised
>>23534556
looks like you want joe dirt with girl hair instead of a mullet
>>23548950
That's like 90% of this site.
>>23548964
Lol, I guess I would be. I'm 6'5", and I forget that not everyone else is a freakshow.
>>23548950
I'm 19, turning 20 this year but not independent...
>>23548950
That's exactly me :) Kik me: alwaysaround56
This is my perfect girl
>>23548950
Me:
>6'2
>looking for long term
>Love fitness
>22
>independent
>we'll see about the sweet and kind thing
>no drugs or alcohol
kik: rocketlewes
>>23548950
Sounds like me
Matteddy101 <snap and skype
>>23548950
I'm almost all of those things. Kik is Kek_Kats if you want to chat.
My dream girl doesn't exist.
Petite ebony girl who is a sub, into anal, mild exhibitionist, vidya and anime. But is more introverted.
I've looked everywhere, a godess like this doesn't exist.
>>23550858
>wants a slave
>looks for a goddess
>>23551047
A slave?
That's racist.
I live in Sweden, so most people will probably live far away from me.
Ideal girl:
>between 18-26 (I'm 20)
>beautiful face
>kind, honest, funny, patient
>a little shy
>wants to play games with me
>can stand my taste in music
>likes to binge movies and TV series while drinking tea and cuddling
>not very religious
>good at cooking
>open to drugs
>high sex drive
Come talk to me, and/or play games with me!
Skype: beer_pander
kik: beer_panda
>>23551428
Here's an explanation why Sweden is cucked.
>>23551449
why u gotta be like that?
>>23551151
you want a girl that:
is submissive
takes it in the ass
will let you parade her around naked
yea.. that's a slave. either your joking or you don't know the words for the lifestyle you want.
Ideal girl:
>Between 20-30
>Likes nerdy activities ( D&D, Videogames, etc. )
>Slim buildt Long hair
>European, though i am not picky about distance.
>Have good patience
>Intelligent
>Wont mind a bit of emotional baggage
Me:
>175cm tall ( or 5.7ft )
>Uses glasses
>Facial hair and short hair
>Dark blondeish with red facial
>Into Videogames, D&D, Boardgames and similar
>Slim buildt
>Rather pale due to being semi-red
>>23504285
This is so general
>>23504924
"Don't take yourself too seriously"
"I can't take people in their early twenties seriously"
Just because you were an obnoxious pseudo-intellectual twat two years ago doesn't mean everyone else is. It's an ideal thing I get it but I hope you don't actually consider this to be an important denotation.
also i am this guy pre-cool and i want a clone of myself
>>23504209
My yoga instructor :'(
>>23548950
I'm pretty much this.
My kik is mushroomkingDX.
Me:
>19/male/SoCal
>5'8
>black hair
>Curly/wavy depening on length
>Pretty slim
>hispanic/latino
>into fashion
>like anime and video games
>Like to go out and about or stay in
>Currently a neet but trying to do something with photography at the moment
>Like to bike around
>Usually happy but depressed
>Have a big sense of humor
>Tons of sarcasm
>nihilistic
Ideal girl
>Preferably older than me or around my age (18-25)
>Taller than me
>Into fashion
>Into or is okay with anime and video games
>Likes to go out and do random shit
>Also likes to stay in from time to time
>has a good sense of humor
>Likes to cuddle
>Nice legs and butt
>Preferably Latino/Hispanic or Asian.
>Is okay with me being a neet
>>23504884
> mfw this is literally me including bonus traits and I'm 26
> mfw I have a gf already.
Whelp my job here is done.
dream guy:
>korean
>speaks english and korean fluently
>plays league of legends
>older than 23
>silly
>doesn't smoke (or at least uses e-cigs)
>likes watching movies
>dominant
>fetish for submissive white girls
A girl can dream, right? :(
>>23553898
Are you me? That description is exactly me but I'm white, also 19 from socal, what's gud
>>23554076
Would this work if I was black, unilingual, and not a PC gamer?
>>23554096
Sick. Where in SoCal?
>>23554102
No.. :( sorry. But don't worry. I'm sure you're someone's dream!
>>23554156
562 area, contact?
>>23554287
I'm 619
I got kik: IVeternity
and skype emanz-4
I guess I have this very specific thing for:
>female
>like 20+
>petite
>shy and sweet
>bookish
>maybe somewhat into video games
My Skype is shnshmbl.
