fresh undead assume thread
please skip people who don't assume
>>23480542
Likes 90s grunge but some modern pop. Hasn't seen
A good movie in awhile
>>23480542
Gay dudes hit on you/people assume you're gay but you're actually straight.
>>23480542
Gentleman
>>23480551
Baller
>>23480554
Works an office job paying ~ 75-85k a year
Pic was only photo i had
>>23480566
have trouble posting on /soc/ because people think the photos are fake
>>23480554
a guy who likes to enjoy the fruits of his labor
started with shit jobs, progressively moving on up as we speak
This was yesterday.
>>23480542 #
Tattoo artist
>>23480551 #
Host at Outback steakhouse
>>23480554 #
You have a Mumford and Sons cover band
>>23480566 #
If he doesn't drive a BMW you don't have time for him. You also date (ideologically) the exact same guy in every relationship ever, thinking that all men are like him. Here's a tip, that guy in your friend zone that never asks for anything is you best bet at a healthy relationship, he's also probably the best sex you'll every have.
>>23480542
Part asian
>>23480551
Tucks his lips in 4 pics
>>23480554
What are you eating?
>>23480566
Rare
>>23480574
Nudist
>>23480577
Mixed lesbian
>>23480574
>Works an office job paying ~ 75-85k a year
Not office, but I've got a managerial position coming up that does pay that yeah. Well done.
For you : Hard to peg anything from that pic. You look like you take care of yourself and actually have some self respect.
>>23480577
>a guy who likes to enjoy the fruits of his labor
You nailed everything. Started off awful, finally getting to a respectable place and I'm happy with it.
For you : You look like you definitely try to be positive in life, to see the better side of things. Bravo to you.
>>23480590
>You have a Mumford and Sons cover band
Nah, I'm really not into Mumfordy stuff. I'm into a progmetal group, though, so you got musician right.
For you : Angry at society for letting physical fitness become such a low priority. You think you're better than most people for having the stones to try, and you're probably right.
>>23480600
>What are you eating?
Seared yellowfin. Good not great.
>>23480542
Likes to jog.
>>23480551
Tries to pull that 'look', eh, I can't even describe it, but anyways, you have the same vibe for all of your pics.
>>23480554
Gets mad at people eating steak with ketchup or having it well done.
>>23480566
Assuming that's not you.
>>23480574
Wants to follow the trend and grow a beard but is deeply discouraged every time he sees how scarce and patchy it is.
>>23480577
Has visited erowid experience vaults and probably went through 'DUDE PSYCHEDELICS LMAO' phase.
>>23480590
You probably visit /out/. Down to earth, masculine and probably actually thinks before saying anything. Would go rowing with.
>>23480608
You unironically visit r9k sometimes.
>>23480600
A graphic designer, or a fairly creative kind of dude
>>23480590
Someone who can handle.themselves and others in a crisis
>>23480577
Tries really hard to make themselves and other happy
>>23480574
A loud kind of dude, but with some minor self esteem issues
>>23480566
Not you, but if so, a fairly normal kind girl who's kinda conflicted about the amount of attention she gets
>>23480554
People find it hard to gel with you, or you with them, but 2hen you click you make a best friend
>>23480551
Slowly moving up the ranks
>>23480542
Likes his vidya, his comics, his music and his alone time. Will always to be there to get a friends head straight
>>23480655
Has a beast mode moustache. Would go rowing with.
>>23480643
Glad you saw the joke there, kek.
I'm deployed and all that's open here is the gym and the bar, so yeah. I try to stay in shape but I deeply loath when people think it's cool to discourage anyone out of shape trying to get in shape.
I don't get mad about society until someone complains about their health when they clearly put no effort into improving it.
I'm a bit of a drunkard and got addicted to the gym too. Most people have self control and are better than me.
That's me on the end.
>>23480670
lolll this is the worst pic of you i have ever seen.
>>23480672
>People find it hard to gel with you, or you with them, but 2hen you click you make a best friend
tfw true but I haven't found the person to click with yet
>>23480551
Probably owns a bass guitar.
>>23480554
Into steampunk
>>23480566
Picky about men
>>23480574
Into graphic design and digital landscape painting
>>23480577
Has a weird gender/sexuality
>>23480590
Trustworthy
>>23480600
Into cars
>>23480655
Stoner
>>23480672
Weird sense of humour
>>23480682
Total bro
>>23480554
unemployed. Thinks fedoras are fashionable.
>>23480551
once a dealer, always a dealer
>>23480566
just landed like fresh tilapia
>>23480574
insecure shit with 5+ accounts in different dating sites.
>>23480590
robbie williams xo
>>23480577
sjw. Tumblrina.
>>23480600
paranoid about the idea of someone finding his pics. /fa/ as a main board.
>>23480655
tries hard, doesn't succeed.
>>23480739
You are beautiful. I would give all of my foreskin to see you naked.
>>23480809
a circumcision, as a declaration of love ;-;
it's as if a new era of romance has begun from this point onwards anon
I'm so proud to live in this time
>>23480820
kek
>>23480739
Has a butterfly tattoo.
Thanks, I hope I am.
>>23480767
Does ironic things to be ironic and pulls it off 70%of the time.
I had to look up robbie, cool guy.
>>23480820
So much better than a mere bunch of flowers I am sure you will agree.
>>23480823
PS sorry if I embarrassed you, I just think you have a nice friendly face, no offense intended.
>>23480846
Just noticed I assumed you twice. oh well, still holds up.
Not yet, might happen in the future though.
>>23480902
No offense taken, just a lil weird is all
>>23480542
Bro, good fun to hang out with, massive heavyweight
>>23480551
Successful with 6-8/10 girls wishes he could get with more, also very popular
>>23480554
Works in marketing or finance
>>23480566
Gym bunny, craves attention from others
>>23480574
Popular at school, however struggling with friends since
>>23480577
Studied humanities at uni
>>23480608
Struggles with girls, centre of his circle of friends though, fun at parties
>>23480655
Craves a beard, great guy though, fun at parties
>>23480672
Keen gamer
>>23480739
Art chick, stoner
Mtf
Assume away
>>23480739
>Into steampunk
I was as a teenager, grew out of it but I guess it holds nostalgic value now.
For you : Good sense of humor, maybe a little bit of a prude?
>>23480767
>unemployed. Thinks fedoras are fashionable.
Neither are true. Poor form and mean. :(
>>23481033
>Works in marketing or finance
About to get a position in both, good job.
For you : You focus on what you're good at and struggle with expressing yourself.
>>23480739
knows she has the most beautiful smile ever
>>23480566
since when does apple make phones that big
>>23481066
awww, i'm sorry booboo =( i love you, don't be sad. Gives a cookie*
>>23480542
Can spit bars harder than titanium car.
>>23480551
Once got so angry he tried to boot a garden gnome over a house, he missed and kicked himself in the head.
>>23480554
Once lied about being a student from Harvard to get a job.
>>23480566
Lacks a feminine penis
>>23480574
Wants to learn kung-fu
>>23480590
Once went from England to france with nothing but that kayak and a can of Pißwasser.
>>23480600
Very rarely does anything spontaneous.
>>23480655
Is a member of anonamoos
>>23480672
Secretly knows nothing about geography.
>>23480739
Wants to be a teacher.
>>23480767
Would like nothing more than to swim in the ocean and poop in the faces of his neighbors.
>>23481033
Is a beat on the guitar.
>>23481040
Na.
>>23480767
Artsy and snooty
>>23481033
Reddits a lot
>>23481066
It's pretty for sure.
I do hope so and not at all...
>>23481118
IT kind of guy
And yes actually!
This is myself a few years back, what would you assume about this person?
>>23480542
Good at doing troll faces and general meme impressions.
>>23480551
Chill dude, maybe looking for something in life not yet obtained, soulful.
>>23480554
Registed member of the fedoralounge.
>>23480566
likes going to the gym maybe
>>23480608
robot maybe, not a pepe poster either
>>23480739
cutie, likes nature and wildlife and stuff
>>23481141
Wears sandals at every opportunity
>>23481118
Played basketball
>>23481033
M:tG wizard
>>23480767
Underage
>>23481196
girls want to stare into your eyes
>>23481141
artsy-nerdy guy, slightly crazy in agood way, sensitive
>>23481118
I wish. then I assume you like hiphop
>>23482013
ID changed, it's OP
>>23481118
nerd who wants to be a jock
>>23481141
hipster jesus
>>23481196
chris hemsworth wannabe.
>>23482021
"artist"
>>23480542
you're exacly like Marshall from HIMYM
>>23480551
You like to impress people
>>23480554
You enjoy the classier things in life. Dressing up is the best thing you do.
>>23480566
You work out too much.
>>23480574
You will eat anything for $50
>>23480577
You watch anime all the time
>>23480590
You're into adventuring and sports. Hiking, climbing, kayaking, etc..
>>23480600
Community College student.
>>23480608
You're into drama.
>>23480655
You have an offensive sense of humor.
>>23480670
You do coke to feel better about yourself.
>>23480672
You're an awesome person to go to the pub with
>>23480682
You're a college jackass
>>23480739
You do what people tell you
>>23480767
You get sick all the time
>>23481033
You're in the IT field.
>>23481040
You have a dick
>>23481118
You look boring
>>23481141
You have a wide variety taste in music. You always have something someone would enjoy to hear.
>>23481196
You take care of your hair better than most women
>>23482021
Metro sexual
>>23482143
You like to gamble.
>>23480542
Writes MLP fan-fiction.
>>23480551
Accidently killed a fish 5 years ago and still has night terrors about it.
>>23480554
wants to be a decorative in the 1930's
>>23480566
Likes to keep fit, and likes it when guys check out your ass.
>>23480577
Livin life.
>>23480590
Was once Batman
>>23480608
Stalks his ex-gf
>>23481040
BIG
>>23481118
Questions his own existence
>>23481141
Wants to be in a rock band
>>23481196
Aryan Ubermensch
>>23482173
Wants to be a qt asian girl
>>23481141
Dude that at first you'd suspect is a light weight and would never touch drugs.
Has multiple growers, can out smoke a pot-head, and listens to German metal.
>>23481196
Can ski and do tricks whilst skiing.
>Played basketball
Correct, actually.
>>23482013
More reggae/electric /anything that's actually good.
>>23482143
Quite girl that frequents raves.
>nerd who wants to be a jock
You're half right, I'm way to lazy and emphatic to be a Jock.
>>23482173
You look like a younger version of a Jim.
Therefore, you#re purposely creeply sexual to people in order to freak them out and get a laugh.
>>23482205
lmfao I enjoyed that one. I take back boring. You have a good sense of humor.
>>23480670
pooping
>>23480739
very qt smile:3
>>23482143
"look at me im smart"(no offence)
>>23482202
Once went paint balling topless and in the middle of battle, rubbed his nips vigorously.
> Questions his own existence
A lil.
>>23482216
Cheers,anon.
>>23482202
Listens to metal bands like Ghost
>>23482143
Only only one step away from 'duckface'
>>23482021
Probably in a book club
>>23481040
has a penis
>>23480542
natural born hustler
>>23480551
enjoys the company of his parents
>>23480554
appreciates a good steak
>>23480566
loyal to her mates
>>23480574
thinks the world owes him something
>>23480577
drinks a gallon of water daily
>>23480590
proud father of two.
>>23480655
screams when he gets excited
>>23480739
secretary
>>23481033
knee deep in the beats.
>>23481118
unable to handle banter
>>23482173
also unable to handle banter
>>23481141
Into gardening
>>23481196
Is in a band
>>23482143
A bit of a know-it-all
>>23482173
A bit naive
>>23482202
Kinda weird
>>23482220
Happy camper all around
>>23482305
In a ldr
assumptions incoming
>>23482377
Muslim
Assumptions coming
>>23482377
you are me
>>23482305
you sell weed and are a blackbelt. you live in a small suburb.
>>23482282
you listen to Devin Townsend and Nekrogoblikon and don't drink
>>23482220
you work at a summer camp and have a longterm girlfriend
>>23482202
you have a weird favorite animal to have, like the hippo or bluejay.
>>23482173
you play a woodwind instrument and have an uncommon food allergy
>>23482143
You like a lot of different kinds of teas.
>>23482021
Not getting anything here. You have a hard to place face. You like coldplay or something I guess.
>>23481196
you weren't good looking until after high school which made you bad at picking up chicks
>>23481141
You have played Dungeons and Dragons and you have done a lot of drugs
>>23481118
Kind of awkward. If your group of friends was in a show, you'd be the awkward protagonist with a black best friend friend.
>>23481040
Your favorite movie is the first matrix movie.
>>23481033
you vape and were depressed for months in your youth
>>23480739
mix of artsy/introverted/strangely wholesome
>>23480672
Chaotic Good hockey player
>>23480670
you are confident enough about your looks to use a shitty picture
>>23480655
you have a STEM bachelors degree.
>>23482459
works hard for his living in a trade
>>23482465
>you listen to Devin Townsend and Nekrogoblikon and don't drink
Wrong, wrong and wrong.
>>23480542
>>23480551
>>23480554
>>23480566
>>23480574
>>23480577
>>23480590
>>23480600
>>23480608
>>23480655
>>23480670
>>23480672
>>23480682
>>23480739
>>23480767
>>23480820
>>23481033
>>23481040
>>23481118
>>23481141
>>23481196
>>23482021
>>23482143
>>23482173
>>23482220
>>23482282
>>23482305
>>23482377
>>23482459
are all Steve Buscemi.
dont let it die
>>23482377
People are bitter.
I think you are very interesting.
You're no stranger to weed. You possibly speak an odd dialect of farsi. You like matrix. You like tea and animals. Now I think you that dislike drugs altogether. Maybe not weed. You have small group of friends. You may enjoy hockey.
>>23484810
i don't know if that was intended for me, but if it was, you're surprisingly accurate. I am a pretty big stoner who dislikes other drugs, speaks Bengali, and I work with animals as a farmhand with my two sole friends, who are also farmhands.
wizard/10
I feel like shit now.
Farsi has no dialects. It's like Hindi. Bengali, nice I do have to look it up lol.
Yeah don't mind fuckwhits. Good day to you.
>>23484900
Bengali amazing complex language. Kind of reminds me of Hindi.
>>23482459
drugs
>>23482377
wants a large vinyl collection
>>23481141
2cool4skewl
>>23484956
Has so many female friends, he needs a calendar.
>>23484956
What happened to your slutty waifu?
>>23484956
Smoke weed
>>23484810
Does drugs
>>23482459
Liberal.
>>23482305
Messy room
>>23484965
nope
>>23484971
what?
>>23484982
Yeah man you used to post photos of yourself and your slutty girlfriend.
>>23484980
Your bed looks neat. Pets?
>>23484982
>nope
Ha, welcome aboard.
>>23484998
> you used to post photos of yourself and your slutty girlfriend
yeah... she and I split up in the summer of 2014. I nearly drank myself to death over it.
>>23484956
You're a massive fag LMAO
#pretty
#boy
#swag
>>23482254
>Once went paint balling topless and in the middle of battle, rubbed his nips vigorously.
You are correct
>>23485638
Pet lover
>>23482377
Probably into post-rock
>>23482459
Harebrained
>>23484810
Into skateboarding
>>23484956
No self-control
>>23484980
Anxiety issues
>>23485901
Mainstream af
>>23486090
Muh id>>23484810
You work for npo
>>23485901
You have at least one brother
>>23486090
probably american republican
>>23485901
probably 12
>>23485638
looks like a 1000% normie /10/10 puppy tho)
>>23484980
probably really quiet all the time
>>23484956
really weird and awkward
>>23485638
There is something in your room thats above and beyond a normal secret that you really dont want anyone to find.
>>23485901
You yearn for wealth and put too much emphasis on material things.
>>23486090
Thinks drugs are icky
>>23486767
no way you're not a mother.
>>23486803
What makes you say that?
>>23486832
Because you look like my mom, mam
>>23486803
pretty insecure
>>23486090
smoke weed, is in college, liberal arts or something, you know you're cute but you
try not to focus on that.
>>23486767
likes to dress in a interesting way
>>23486797
middle eastern descendents
