Short girl thread!
>look on soc
>short girl is the only place I fit in
>no short girl thread.
Well you can't hold me down!
5'2 here. What's up chums
>>23305729
4'11" here
>tfw there is such a thing as too short!
>>23305731
Looks like you took alot of time on your hair.
>>23305733
Nonsense
>>23305731
Cutie with a nice hair and a classy style. You look good anon! <3
>>23305733
Ain't no such thing. Get in here and post pics
Thanks but it just sort of... dries like that
Happy Ash Wednesday btw folks
>>23305731
Very attractive
>>23305745
Are you going to fast if so how long
>>23305731
You know what they say about small packages
>>23305769
They are usually for packaging small items.
>>23305769
........... why tho?
>>23305776
Under rated joke.
>>23305731
I'd hold you down you cute little shit, and you'd love it ;)
5'3 reporting
>>23305776
HAHA, think you mixing up small packages with small fingers.
>>23305811
Ohh fighting talk I like it. Might not be height but the reach that determines the outcome.
>>23305745
>>23305731
Hey long time since i saw you! Looking good as usual, plz post more pics :)
>>23305811
I'd watch that show for a $1. A whole 100 cents!
>>23305823
Bitch you know you'd pay more than a dollar just to hear that happen through a wall using a glass ;)
>>23305831
Guessing the glass going to break pretty soon.
>>23305831
B-b-but I REALLY want to watch you be a dom:c
>>23305843
I need my hand fan its getting lewd here.
>>23305844
That's gonna cost you a lot more than a dollar you fucking scrooge ;)
>>23305811
You better be ready- I'm not going down without a fight.
The ash was a bad idea. All up in my pores
>>23305811
>>23305831
I like you
>>23305869
I like me too
>>23305868
I hope you don't have neighbours because I'm gonna make you scream in pain and pleasure in equal measure you filthy little minx
>>23305865
double of nothing $2
>>23305873
Too lewd!
>>23305874
How about a bet? Nothing upfront, if I make her cry you owe me $50, if I don't you get to see me fail for free
>>23305865
I know you'd be way more than worth
it;) all that pent up sexual frustration in such a small frame.
>>23305885
now who could refuse an offer like that, but be careful those catholic girls can be very feisty.
>>23305873
Woooah shit just got real fast...
>>23305885
Don't I get any say in this?
>>23305889
No frustration here, I got my brains fucked out last night, just an insane sex drive and an adorable little victim who thinks she'd stand a chance ;) I love a challenge
>>23305905
Sure, if you win you can do what you like :P
>>23305905
>Thinks she has a choice in the matter
Nah. She's going to take you to town.
>>23305905
Also your eyes are so fucking pretty :3
Please be northern...
>>23305911
Don't think there are any winners or losers in this one.
5'1 here
>>23305905
Those are some beautiful eyes. MOAR
>>23305907
So fucking hot is what you are;)
>>23305905
your eye color is ridiculous
>>23305923
the shortest so far. Show us??
>>23305905
>>23305868
>>23305745
>>23305731
fuugggg I've missed your posts, you were always one of my /soc/ crushes
>>23305731
>think about posting in sgt
>see nanchan already posting
>perfect as usual
>thread over
;-;
>>23305873
>I like me too
Best answer. I already have a weakness for cocky guys and now apparently for cocky girls too.
>>23306300
Don't let more popular people intimidate you out of posting.
Not everyone here has a celebrity crush on someone already posting.
5' 1.75" here. Hell yes, short girls!
>>23306375
pics plz
>>23306327
Get posting then you 4'11 cutie and we'll see if you still like me after what I have to say! ;)
obligatory
>>23248199
>>23306395
Too intimidated. You also look just enough like my bf's ex that he used to obsess over that I feel a weird knot in my stomach.
I can't compete, you win. You're gorgeous.
>>23306380
Me right hurr.
>>23306408
What if I said I like shy girls better than the arrogant ones?
Let us have a look.
>>23306422
I think naked you are better...
>>23306422
Very cute. Do you actually play guitar? Or is it just for decoration?
>>23306408
Aww man I'm not even gorgeous for fuck's sake! If you post I'll promise I'll say horrible cocky things :P
I'm sorry I make you feel like that though, it's such an awful feeling to have :'(
>>23306454
Don't be sorry about that, I was trying to let you know that I was aroused by it in a weird conflicty way. You're really sweet as well as cocky then. I'm crushing on you hard.
Don't ever say you're not gorgeous.
...still not posting my ugly self though
>sorry
>>23306445
Thank you! My roommate plays, not me.
Selling yourself short, sweetie.
Oh well, not like we can make you do anything.
Unless you'd like that.
>>23306465
Oh haha, I've actually gone a bit red reading that, you're so sweet :3 your boyfriend is a lucky lucky guy!
I'm gonna steal him from you and then we can share you ;)
>>23306465
>>23306476
Meant to quote. Somehow fucked up.
>>23306331
True.. though this girl is actually super cool and pretty and I dont blame her for being popular
Anyway heres me looking plain as fuck the other day woo
5'3 basically
Hows everyone doin
>>23306491
More like how YOU doing;)
>>23306491
What a fantastically adorable kitten.
And the shirt's nice too.
>>23306496
Ayyyy
>>23306502
Aww!
>tfw I actually have adorable kittens
>pic related
>>23306509
LET ME CUDDLE YOU BOTH
>>23306509
Would snuggle with/10 hope you kitten doesn't mind!
>>23306509
Oh, goodness, ACTUAL kitties and not just fodder for ridiculous dad-tier jokes!
You must scratch their ears on my behalf.
In the meantime though, I have to sleep. I'd awkwardly try to flirt all day, but I have work in 6 hours and want to not feel like dying the whole day.
Dude here. Needing a short girl in my life
>>23306479
>I'm gonna steal him from you and then we can share you ;)
Now I'm the one blushing. How do you know exactly what to say to get into my head like that?
>>23306522
Theyre my little fluffy angels
>>23306526
Yeah I have class now, later!
>>23306524
She will join in probably :)
>>23306574
You're not short, a girl, or nearly fit enough to take topless photos, please leave :)
>>23305932
Chubby though. Bf is 6'1 and I find the height difference cute
>>23306574
>>23306582
Kek
>>23306564
I'm good like that ;) I bet he'd love that, me and him teaming up on you, making you all jealous of the fun we have together before we let you join in... But I'll stop now I'd feel bad picking on an innocent little cutie too much :')
>>23306422
damn cute, love those stockings
>>23306574
why are you posting a picture, are you confused?
>>23306585
goddamn dem hips and dem bangs, look great so far. P-plz moar
>>23306597
And I think I scared OP off be being stupid little slutty me, and you seem sweet and easily intimidated so I don't wanna scare you off too :')
>>23306568
That's what I like to hear;)
>>23305811
>>23305831
This is so obviously a guy posting using a fake picture I'm amazed anyone falls for it. "She" really only has one picture and talks exactly how a horny neckbeard would? Come on kids, get it together.
>>23305731
>>23306491
You two are both gorgeous, though.
>>23306597
Fuck. If we actually knew you in real life I'd let you pick on me in front of him, I mean it.
>>23306608
I'm scared of you but I'm not gonna be scared off
>>23306622
I'd feel so bad picking on you though!
>>23306622
That'd be interesting to see! Reverse cucking.
>>23306605
I dont think im going to post any more pics. Bf doesnt like it, i just wanted to contribute
>>23306605
>damn cute, love those stockings
Thank you! :3 They're my favorite to wear.
>>23306637
th-thanks
>>23306639
your legs look p awesome too, moar pics as well!
>>23306630
I can take it, trust me. He'd join in and encourage you, I know it.
>>23306629
I'm not scary am I? :O
>>23306653
I'd still feel bad, I'd have to buy you ice cream and cuddle you afterwards forever :')
But that does sound really hot
>>23306644
I don't usually post, but what the hell, maybe someone will hate me but I don't care today.
>>23306666
Why would we hate it? You among deviant friends!
>>23305731
Are you English?
>>23306665
You're the nicest bully a girl could wish for. I mean it.
>Tfw whole weird facet of my sexuality gets teased apart deliciously after I make a quick throaway comment on 4chan.
>>23306677
Even among deviants I worry about bring the outsider. Soc is intimidating.
>>23306666
hrrrnnnngggggggg
>dem lips
>dem perky looking tits
>dem glasses
>DEM QUADS
keep them coming ploz
>>23306666
How tall are you?
Your too cute for haters.
>>23306698
Generally I'd say nah but I'm biased since I'm a guy and don't really compete with other guys.
Man i miss my short kinky nympho ex :/
>>23306585
>dose jeans about to explode
oh, you <3
>tfw shorties are bestest
>>23306696
Haha awh man you're too sweet! :3 I guess that might be the most perfect summary of me anyone has ever made :')
Now you go give your boyfriend a nice big kiss for me next time you see him, remind him how lucky you too are to have each other and quit flirting with kinky girls on the Internet before you get me all wound up and sad that I'll never get to play with you ;)
>>23306740
Find a replacement then, there's plenty of us around
>>23306666
Moar? :3 we won't be TOO mean, I promise ;)
>>23306798
You're the sweet one.
I am very tempted to show him this thread actually. He knows I'm messed up and would probably get off on reading our exchange.
You'd be so good at seducing him.
>>23306828
I'm good at seducing everyone! Just look what I've done to you ;) and that's without you seeing my bum or Boobies!
If you do show him it tell him I'm sorry for being nasty to his girlfriend :P Oh and that he still gets dibs on you
>>23306859
>tell him I'm sorry for being nasty to his girlfriend :P
Implying he didn't first get me interested in him by picking on me and would't admire you for exposing my weaknesses...
>>23306617
She also might scratch you trying to climb up your leg
>>23306620
Thats very sweet anon thanks
>>23306879
You give me too much credit , you revealed it, I just wriggled my way into your sweet innocent brain and pulled some strings ;)
>>23306903
Gladly. My pup is requesting a playdate with your kittens.
>>23305729
>>23305731
>>23305745
>>23305868
>>23305905
you're kind of cute, and a Christian
where you from?
I'm in Canada.
5'1
I'm sick, so this pic is from a few days ago since I look like death rn
>>23307078
you always look cute, dont lie
Greetings, thread. R8 my scummy walmart outfit
>>23305731
Pls tell me your hair secretz
>>23307145
You're one of my favorites. Cute as fuck.
>>23307078
I just want to pick you up and set you down on that countertop!
>>23307159
Jej, anon pls the walmart look is not cute
>>23307180
I wish you were my gf. :)
btw how tall are you?
>>23307191
Ay Dios mio. Posting on here automatically disqualifies me as gf material, letz b real. I'm 5'3. How tall are you anon?
>>23307094
Aww thanks
>>23307165
Aww, help me reach the popcorn bowl on the top shelf
>>23306957
AWWWWWWW omg im in love
>>23307237
Your just so adorable. I hope you're as dominate as >>23306597 :)
>>23307145
ayy, hai based cutienator
>>23307203
>Posting on here automatically disqualifies me as gf material, letz b real.
we are here too, so that evens the field again
>>23307237
Store clerks must always ask you for ID. Looking cute in short hair. Preference or new look?
6'2 guy, fucking love short girls
>>23307237
looking comfy and awesome
>>23307350
Thanks!
>>23307359
I get questioned a lot, since I am a bartender after all. I cut it off to donate, then kept chopping it off for cosplay reasons. Growing it back out to my pixie cut like pic related
>>23307369
Thanks! This robe is so soft
>>23307390
Why are all the amazing girls behind a screen thousands miles away?
>>23307416
Cause you don't leave yours to meet the ones in the real world around you.
>>23307416
I ask the same thing myself
I'll probably wear this to an event since my cosplay won't arrive in time
>>23307437
...... I want feel you up in that outfit sooo bad
>>23307480
<3 I definitely want more, I think they're cute
>>23307487
Do... Do you have pics of you in high thighs?
>>23307487
All I need is a suit, a blackboard, chalk, and a stern attitude. Teacher student fetish unlocked.
>>23307351
Ay wadap anon..how are ya doing? Heh, that's tru. Shit.
>>23307502
I lost them, but I promise I'll look for them when I get home!
>>23307506
Sounds perfect to me!
do short girls generally like short guys more? or do they want tall guys?
i ask because i'm a manlet
>>23307506
>Forgets the ruler
How are you going to administer the proper punishment??
>>23307523
I'll be waiting with delight!
>>23307513
You look like Rosa from Brooklyn nine-nine. :)
>>23307530
I like fairly tall guys but it's not essential at al
>>23307513
HI there.
Are you going to post more pics?
>>23307530
Dude I'm short too. Women just want successful men. Successful can mean a lot of things. I.e social class, money, career
>>23307541
If I can't find them, I'll wear knee high socks, and I'll put in an order for new thigh highs as well
>>23307560
Im bitng my lower lip here anon! Show us the design you might think on getting;)
>>23307576
They'll be just standard black for now, maybe in the future I'll put together a navy outfit with a blazer and stuff to look more professional
>>23307594
Will there be suggestive poses:)
>>23307612
Possibly <3
>>23307638
I used to but deleted it, sorry!
>>23306491
Mate my heart sank when you said you weren't going to post. So glad you did especially as you're so fit
.>>23306681
Born and bred boy. What gave it away?
>>23307041
Jolly Olde Englande Towne
>>23307145
I am unsure as to why my hair is getting so much attention I just let it dry
>>23305919
Of England? Maybe
>>23307645
No!! Doubt you have anything I can follow that you'd be comfortable sharing
>>23307078
You're my fetish
Yep, short girls are the best.
>>23307660
Thanks for respecting that
>>23307671
Oh wow, I've never heard that before
Heading to class. Be back in a few hours
>>23307654
Anywhere near Newcastle? :D
>>23307542
Heh, I like her. She seems bretty tall though
>>23307555
Nice tripz. I will when I get home, amigo
>>23307513
doing good, other than having too much freetime and being bored, hbu?
>Heh, that's tru. Shit.
now then, when do we go on our date to discuss the marriage details?
>>23307718
Thank you.
>>23307324
Right? She's at doggy day care now getting all worn out for a prompt nap on dad's lap after work.
>>23307718
Where are you from?
>>23307437
>>23307487
fug you look qt as hell in that dress
>>23307654
will you ever do lewds again? Your topless pic still haunts my dreams in the best of ways
>>23307887
Thank you!
>>23307771
Awwww I bet shes having fun with her new pals :)
>>23307654
Youre so sweet! Truth is I haven't been working out lately but I hope to get back into it in a week or 2!
>>23307654
how about feet game? let see some, shall we...
>>23308268
Cute outfit.
>>23308268
I had no idea you were short, spermoctopus.
>>23308268
I miss ur awesome butt
>>23308547
Its such a basic white girl butt but thanks lol
>>23308441
Yeppp im barely 5'3. And funny you remember that pic. my old roommate ruined my spermoctopus picture but coincidentally my mom got me a new one
>>23308390
Sure you can add my snapchat which is basically the only thing I use to talk to /soc/ friends these days, datscience
Send me pup pics
>>23308361
Lol thanks I had to look professional that day, thought id try a fierce look as well
>>23308724
>Its such a basic white girl butt but thanks lol
its not, it was something special 2bh
>>23308268
Who is this dick juice masseuse?
>>23308724
Ho jeez, you look taller for whatever reason. The pain of an eidetic memory is real. Did you hit them in the face with a studded belt and rant about the wrath of octopus suckers? Your mom sounds like a sweet lady.
>>23307654
Nothing gave it away per se, I posted you in a crush thread and some said you were from the UK.
>>23308724
Don't use snap but happy to drop my kik/skype/email, just let me know what you prefer. Copious pup pictures will be provided.
>>23307041
>>23307654
why is it anytime I'm interested in getting to know someone
they live on the wrong side of an ocean?
>short girl thread
>>23307721
will u b a naice husband? also make sure we don't get divorced because then I'll take all the money, the house, the kids, etc etc
>>23307844
the asthenosphere
>>23308897
Ill have to see if I remember any of those usernames
>>23308854
Honestly I was pissed but I got over it, glad to not be roommates anymore. And yeah, I guess its hard to tell someone's height in pics haha
>>23308828
Very creative, ill give you that
>>23308789
Youre probably confusing me with someone else haha
>>23309145
How tall are you?
>>23307654
>She will never be you're waifu
>>23309374
Why even live?
>>23309145
always check for the donkey kong bongos
>>23309288
Dooo eeeet
>>23309145
>>23309723
Also I feel like I'm missing out on a ton of inside jokes here with you.
>>23309145
>will u b a naice husband?
yes bb
> also make sure we don't get divorced because then I'll take all the money, the house, the kids, etc etc
in that case you can have the kiddos, i take the rest, but why would we ever split? our love is eternal, if the swamp doesnt scare me, nothing will :D
bump tiem
>>23307541
Just for u anon
>>23310493
hrrrnnngggggggg!!! Ugh, its probably sad how much I've missed your semi lewds
>>23310532
That's okay <3
>>23310493
>>23310556
That pink plaid is driving me crazy
>>23310556
What are you wearing under that skirt?
>>23310556
School girl look is my weakness. Hhhhnnnnggggg.
>>23310493
You came through!!! Thank you anon!
>>23310583
Good ;)
>>23310585
Plot twist: boxers
>>23310594
Same, it's so comfortable and cute! Maybe next I'll buy some teacher attire?
>>23310556
omfg is it possible to see whats under that skirt, i've always been curious about ur qt bty
>>23310609
Not sure I could handle anymore hotness without going instant diamonds. ;)
>>23310608
You're welcome!
>>23310624
Oh? Here's a side pic, just boxer shorts lmao they're comfortable to sleep in
>>23310632
>Not at full sail already
What are you homosexual
>>23310632
<3
>>23310639
I laughed too hard at this but It might just be my cold meds
>>23310637
FUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK that's so much better than what i even imagined
can we get a straight on shot?
>>23310637
I want to run my hands all over your body anon but think someone needs to help me!
>>23310657
>Cold medicine
You must be having continuous bedroom eyes aren't you anon?
>>23310661
Here ya go, enjoy my fluffy socks too
>>23310663
Sounds like someone needs to keep their hands to themselves lmao ;)
>>23310673
Nah, sorry, I don't anymore. I prefer not to socialize with people from here off of this site, had too many issues
>>23310679
I'm just a bit out of it, my Wi-Fi won't work so I can't even rest and watch Star Wars
>>23310705
Can we see that tummy?
>>23310705
I can't help it anon! You're doing this to me;)
>>23310705
d'awwww
>tfw you mean straight on from the back
th-thats ok ur pictures are qt as fuck no matter wat
>>23310726
Maybe in a bit, I'm trying to fix my Wi-Fi
>>23310742
<3
>>23310751
Oops, sorry!
>>23310705
I'd love to use those legs as a scarf, if you know what i'm thinking here
>>23310809
>Will be wearing this tomorrow for Valentine's day.
>You won't be there to spin the bottle
Why is life suffering??
>>23310705
fair enough, sometimes I forget what website I'm on
super cute outfit though! :D
is 5'6" too tall owo
>>23310868
Not to me it's not
>>23310868
Yes, too tall. 5'6'' is totes average size for a girl. you don't fit in tall girl threads, neither in shorty ones.
>>23310868
no definitely not, post away!
>>23310868
It's shorter than me and therefore always acceptable
>>23310868
That's below my shoulders, I say it counts.
I'll say mean things at anyone who disagrees.
>>23310882
Speaking of which. You are a meanie and dogs bark angrily when they see you. It's probably because of your hat, but still. Feel bad.
>>23310820
Oh my
>>23310829
That's really clever! I think I played Spin The Bottle once
>>23310865
Thanks!
Looks like I'll have to head to bed, Wi-Fi and laptop won't work now.
>>23310922
>Looks like I'll have to head to bed, Wi-Fi and laptop won't work now.
>>23310926
Sorry! I planned on staying up to watch a movie, I could try to work on it a bit more though
>>23310921
All assumptions are wrong
>>23310922
>There was a chance that a guy could kiss you for a game
>That guy wasn't me
>Didn't know you existed today but I still feel cheated
Anon you hurt so good
>>23310922
What's wrong with your wifi exactly?
>>23310937
you are my fav, def one of the coolest chicks here
>>23310956
Sorry anon </3
>>23310963
It won't show up on my laptop at all, even though I'm connected to it on my cell phone
>>23310971
Is your wireless adapter on your laptop active? Do you show other networks in range?
>>23310868
ok then hi thread
>>23310980
I... I think good things aren't meant to last anon:c
>>23310988
I want you to bully me<3
>>23310966
Aww thanks!!
>>23310980
I can see my neighbors wifi just fine
>>23310988
Goddammit, there aren't any cute short girls anywhere near me but they seem to be plentiful on the internet :/
>>23310989
I fix computers for a living and it bothers me when shit doesn't work. So I'll try and fix her shit if she's interested in the help.
short girls are gross. Femanlets!
>>23310994
Have you rebooted the laptop, router and modem yet?
>>23310993
ya that's what everyone seems to want with me idk what it is
>>23310996
i'm moving to sanfran in two weeks if that means anything
>>23311000
yr dum
>>23311002
I reset the entire laptop and shut it down and walked away for a while. I haven't attempted the router or modem just yet, I have siblings on Wi-Fi currently and I don't wanna cut them off
>>23311015
To SF from where? Because I'm on the east coast.
>>23310988
Show your body please
>>23311016
Give them a heads up that there is a problem and reboot them. It shouldn't interfere with anything unless one of them is in an online game. You could also try and refresh/renew your IP, do you know how to do that?
>>23311020
portland OR
>>23311028
They're gaming, I'm not sure how to do that, but I'm willing to try!
>>23311015
Call me names, post disgusted looks for
me <3... You know mean things. That's kinda funny how I'm not the only one whos requested that from you.
>>23311041
Dang, I'm Michigan. Well, on the Canadian side
>>23311043
It's easy, just do this:
Click Start->Run, type cmd and press Enter. Type ipconfig /release at the prompt window, press Enter, it will release the current IP configuration. Type ipconfig /renew at the prompt window, press Enter, wait for a while, the DHCP server will assign a new IP address for your computer.
>>23311060
It won't let me do either of the two steps
>>23311097
Open your wireless network settings and show me what you see.
>>23311110
Umm... I wouldn't that show ip address?
>>23311060
That shit never works
Short girls are amazing and sexy, especially ones bold and smart enough to be on 4chan
>>23311110
This? I can run $5k software but i I can't connect to the Wi-Fi lmao
>>23311117
No. It might show the name of her network but that's useless unless you're within range and I would hope it's password protected.
>>23311129
Click on Manage Wireless Networks and show me that.
>>23311054
I think I just give off a domme vibe but I'm more switch leaning sub.
I like tying cute ppl up and being a tease but I'm not very good at humiliation stuff.
>>23311055
mmm
but yea I've only ever been to cali as a kid and I only know a few people there. it just seems like there's lots of work there so I'm taking a gamble and moving in with a friend.
>>23311134
I was thinking of something else. I was trying to program an old router as a receiver and the process was similar I suppose
>>23311124
> Never
More like rarely, but it occasionally does and is a good first step if you can't connect to your network suddenly. I have that problem with my mobile broadband because the stupid thing assigns the same IP and then conflicts for some dumb reason. I also randomly get banned on here when my IP changes.
>>23311141
My dad tried to help me earlier and had me clean most of them out, it was older wifis from previous homes we lived at
>>23311147
A receiver or a waypoint?
>>23311146
>like tying up people and being a tease
Pls anon I can only get so erect.
>>23311146
I'm thinking of taking a cross country road trip from coast to coast ending in the Bay Area next year. I've never been, personally, but always wanted to go.
>>23311151
Is that the neighbors wifi that it's showing? Open your adapter properties and show me, please.
>>23311157
It's my college's, which is on the complete other side of town
>>23311153
Is the term not receiver? I had a few deadspots in my house where my WiFi was fucked I tried making an extender with an old router
>>23311173
... repeater.
>>23311163
Nope, you right clicked on the UCC thing. In the bar above that, click Adapter Properties.
