I'm suuuuuuper bored. Someone talk to me?
>>23226563
Hello..
>>23226570
Yo, sup?
>>23226563
what's up
>>23226576
Not much, waiting for my girl to get home so we can go get her set up with medicaid
>>23226582
are you bi or a lesbian?
why medicaid?
>>23226573
Are you the one who is bored?
>>23226563
What do you do in your free time?
Any passions?
What's your job?
Kinkiest sexual thing you've done?
Your dream?
How did you discover 4 chan?
What is the one thing you want and don't want for a friend? A lover?
Favorite food?
Send kik sweetie
Are you the swede with the big roll?
>>23226584
because she works retail and it doesn't pay enough for a market place plan.
Non kosher lesbian. I try to stick to my diet of fish but every once in a while I want a good pork.
>>23226585
constantly bored.
>>23226591
>I try to stick to my diet of fish but every once in a while I want a good pork.
this is fantastic, would read again
what do you do for work?
Where are you in the world?
>>23226588
Mostly draw and stare at the ceiling.
I suppose writing and art could be passions of mine.
I work as a cashier but I'ma certified massage therapist (had to give it up due to wrist and hand problems)
Kinkiest? I can't really remember fairly, I was on a whole lot of drugs in high school.
Get back into acting and make a little music on the side. dont need to be famous, just need to be able to say I've done it.
I dont really remember how I found 4chan. Again, drugs.
I want my friends to be close and my lovers flexible. Monogamy isn't my strong suit.
Tikka Masala Chicken with Garlic Naan and Basmati rice.
>>23226599
You like that? I'll add it to my standup routine... when I actually do a standup routine.
Cashier at home depot
>>23226563
Strap on in my butt. Don't even need to touch my cock. Sound like a plan?
>>23226606
California, wouldn't live anywhere else in the US by choice honestly.
>>23226615
You got 50 bucks and/or are fit? I'm actually into pegging but on chubby or fat dudes. I'll fuck chubby and fat dudes, but not stick something up their butts. just...can't picture it. don't wanna.
>>23226609
Would you consider yourself as slutty?
How old are you?
Brothers and sisters?
Fetishes?
Would you like to go back to massaging people?
Any sexual stuff that happened thanks to massages?
Where are you from?
Heres one of my doodles I did at work
>>23226563
What up?why are you bored?
>>23226636
that's pretty good
do you camwhore? on /soc/ or otherwise?
>>23226636
Thats pretty cool did you design your tat too?
>>23226623
Unfortunately, I fall on the chubby side, but I'm working on it! Ahh well, I guess that's motivation
>>23226625
Slutty? Not really, I don't actively seek people out I just kinda let what happens happen and in this modern world that can happen a lot. Also sluts don't charge and sometimes I do.
I'm 23!
Only child
Pegging, bondage, cuck, full domination, guys in latex, guys in masks, amazons, violent voyeurism, deep/unusual voices.
If I could I would but it hurts too much plus it doesn't pay as great as you think.
Nah.
California, bay area, dont live there currently.
>>23226648
I did! heres a closeup of it. Its to commemorate my father, he was a guitar player and amazing musician.
>>23226623
I'm fit but not into pegging. Maybe we can work something out.
>>23226636
ABORT ABORT
>>23226650
I applaude you! I lost 40 lbs myself. keep going it gets easier.
>>23226654
Welp, you're pretty perfect in the fetishes category, shame I'm not in California.
>>23226654
>Sometimes I charge
Oh wow.
Develop on "I let things happen".
Or alternatively, show mammaries.
>>23226665
wut
>>23226661
Thats cool what band he play for?
>>23226662
pics or it didn't happen bruh
>>23226668
Ayyyyyyy~ yeah I certainly fill a niche.
>>23226680
never got out of the garage sadly :(
I kind of came along 8U
>>23226686
I'm just another weird 4chan guy who wants a girl to make fun of his penis. It's a tough niche to fill. Just good knowing you're out there.
>>23226681
>.
I might be able to do that. How should I send them?
heres a picture of my other tattoo for those interested.
points if you guess where its from.
>>23226699
send me pictures and I will gladly make fun of your penis. As a mostly lesbian I will do that for free.
>>23226667
Heh, it's hard to stay motivated though! Clearly I just pay you to lock me in chastity until I lose it! And then get pegged! My tongue works well in the meantime.
>>23226706
Just dump them here bud. Ain't no shame. dont forget your time stamp! you know the rules.
>>23226712
Lol, I'm too much of a pussy to go about posting it on 4chan. It's pretty underwhelming, to say the least. Thanks for being considerate though. What do you look for in a guy you'll fuck, if you're mostly lesbian?
>>23226713
hey if you pay me I'll do just about everything.
I speak broke nigga fluently.
>>23226724
Don't you threaten my wallet with a good time! ...Although depends on how well you tease and deny...
>>23226720
Well since I'm mostly into ladies guys REALLY have to tickle me. I mean like they have to hit all my bases.
They usually need to be funny. I am attracted to anything that is funy and makes me laugh. man, woman whatever. I value laughter more than gold. in short, I'd even fuck Danny mcBride because laughter.
If they arent funny and have nothing to offer inthe smarts department (I love smarts. I want Bill Nyes babies.) or the charm department (Sir Patrick Stewart I want thee) Then I will take an empty headed physical adonis as a one night stand. but only a one night stand. Pretty= crazy even for men. I dont need that stupid shit. I don't expect love, I have never been able to 'fall in love' with a man. Not ever. but I have had very close fuck buddies at times and all of them were funny. so I guess my main point is: make me laugh, I will probably fuck you.
>>23226715
Nah, not my style.
>>23226730
considering we are probably not in the same state denying is going to be easy.
>>23226736
You remind me of a fuckbuddy of mine. You and her would get along fantastic. And, of course, I'd love to see what could happen with the three of us (don't worry I'm not pushy, I don't get to fuck her anymore ... lol, just get fucked for her, her boy is great).
On a less sexual note, same compliment paid. Out of bed we have just as good a time. Very easy going. Extremely important for that sort of thing to work. I hope one day you find something close to love, at least? I know it's more often than not a problem.
Glad we both like Patrick Stewart, too.
>>23226746
Well, take key, keep key, don't send it back until you decide I've earned it. Send risqué pictures, get money, laughs, and pictures of a tiny locked up cock.
>>23226754
I already have it actually I'm getting married soon. I have a fiancee, a girl ;P
But she lets me post shit like this anyways, because its like the one part of me I'm happy with.
>>23226770
I have plenty of risque pictures and a fuggin paypal.
>>23226773
Oh, good, I'm genuinely glad to hear that. Having been in plenty of vanilla and kinky relationships, some with multiple people involved, it's a lot of stress to be in that sort of position. It doesn't mean love shouldn't happen.
My dick twitches with glee.
>>23226778
exactly and thank you! you guys are a whole lot nicer than /b/
>>23226707
I have no idea wheres it from?
>>23226783
Here you can at least be assured that whether the dick or tits are big or small, there's a human being behind them.
Kind of... kind of beautiful, in a way.
>>23226786
haha alright, its from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson
>>23226787
you're actually right. never thought I'd hear something like that on 4chan
Do/Would you kik??
chucks0314 if you're bored
>>23226707
Beetlejuice?
>>23226773
Those are, from what i can see, are some nice titties.
Free them!
>>23226796
I dont even know what kik is
>>23226804
No worries, figured I'd check.
>>23226776
I'm getting more and more tempted to lock myself up and send you the key. I just fear how long it would be until my cock saw the light of day
>>23226794
Hey, thanks for actually listening. It's pretty easy to hate the SPH types. I'm another horny guy, but, there's more to it than that. You get a kick out of doing this sort of thing, and it doesn't deserve the typical reaction camwhores get on the other boards (that's more a credit to you as a person than /soc/ ... can't say everyone passes that "standard").
>>23226810
possibly months I dont get on that often
>>23226791
Dam wasnt even close oh well you have any other tats thinking of getting new ones?
>>23226814
hey everyone likes what they like. I'm nobody to judge man. we're wired weirdly. huamn beings are WEIRD. it is what it is :D
>>23226563
Kik me at freestyle904 lets chat
>>23226828
dont have a kik
>>23226819
I want tats everywhere. full sleeves, just fucking cover me in ink my body is ready
>>23226818
You'd have to give me SOME WAY to contact you! How else could I send you however much money you're charging? And possible locked up pictures? And receive pictures and stories to tease and torment me?
>>23226834
Do u have skype :)?
>>23226840
Though I guess you could just force me to find you in a thread and decide if I earned it if and when I found you...
>>23226847
yeah kinda. But I usually email the strangers firs tbefor ei give them that info ;P
[email protected]
>>23226860
I gave u an email 8U
>>23226871
Stupid slow phone made that second one late! I'll pop you an email in a little bit!
>>23226864
i email u ;)
>>23226834
Yea i hear you i want to get a full back tat but i cant figure out what i want thou
>>23226773
Showing the titties I see!
Show more, you semen demon!
