Assume away.
>>23028078
>>23028094
Has a wall lined with pictures of kittens
>>23028094
You don't actualy know how to smoke and put it on to look 'gangsta'.
>>23028101
You have great blowjob lips
>>23028101
has a copy of 'my twisted world' pinned to his fridge
>>23028094
hates people, animals, trees, music, and everything
>>23028094
You say "though" too often, you like grunge.
>>23028094
Has very little amount of furniture.
>>23028101
Drinks a lot of tea.
>>23028130
Rude island.
>>23028134
Loves playing with kids.
>>23028094
Is very concerned with his style
>>23028134
College student
>inb4 serial killer
>>23028094
Likes to smoke but cares about his health.
>>23028101
dislikes videogames , probably like to go fishing
>>23028130
Dislikes christmas and candys
>>23028134
Is a very sistematic guy
>>23028150
Likes dogs, dislikes kittens.
>>23028150
Doesn't get much sleep
>>23028167
Runs a shady business/car dealership
>>23028172
Likes sports
>>23028134
Art/graphics worker
>>23028130
Hipster
>>23028101
Likes to sit a dark room listening to music
>>23028078
Likes to party
>>23028134
you used to play wow as a teenager
>>23028150
what? christmas truce
also MY ID IS ELF
>>23028167
18th century british parliamentarian
>>23028172
meh i like some aspects
you like skating and smoking weed
>>23028172
Enjoys watching football, not a big fan of actually playing it though.
>>23028167
Boxes, and is renowned for his fantastic speeches.
>>23028150
Loves lolicon.
>>23028134
Is the master of the Barbecue.
>>23028130
Hahahahahah
>You gave your dogs antlers for Christmas.
>>23028191
Movie critique, hate's Frank and Piggy (The films)
>>23028101
haha good one but no
and you probably like to play checkers
>>23028120
pretty much, dogs are music are coool tho
and you look like a book worm
>>23028134
you got that completely wrong, those are just my pjs
and how can you even smoke camel blues those are shit
>>23028150
yup and you seem relaxed
>>23028120
yussss
>>23028167
a bit yeah and you look like a german serial killer
>>23028172
you like to ride your bike a lot
>>23028191
Has a tattoo
>>23028172
Football fan
>>23028167
Has a kinky fetish
>>23028150
Likes to smoke weed
>>23028134
Studies STEM
>>23028130
Bad relations with mother
>>23028172
I like animals but I prefer cats
>(You)
Complains a lot.
>>23028191
Boring assumption
>(You)
Consumer.
>>23028193
You lucky basturd
I made you a present and you didn't thank.
>>23028208
Indifferent.
>>23028216
On the contrary.
>>23028208
Dont know why people says I love football ,I dont , but I like sports .
>>23028216
Checkers is do dull, I prefer chess it's more challenging...hmm...you rarely ever roll your own fags.
>>23028150
You really really need some dick.
>>23028239
You've imagined yourself as a the head chef at a high class restaurant more than once. Sometimes you go through recipes in your head before bed.
>>23028191
You like watching old western movies. You also like listening to Drake songs. Your favorite comedian is Chris Rock and you're not into Asian girls.
>>23028094
Wolverine
>>23028094
Studies/works in STEM field
>>23028101
Shitposter? Had to say. Picture doesn't reveal too much
>>23028130
Pretty normal person
>filenamekek
>>23028134
Fan of the man
>>23028150
Crippling self esteem issues. I feel for ya. Or maybe not. I'm just guessing really
>>23028167
Wealthy, but you wear it like you were born into it. Maybe a middle class. Got a job in some kind of profession.
>>23028172
That outfit tells me you're a pretty rocking guy
>>23028191
Unambitious, but you seem like a rad guy
>>23028226
Hard life for guy turned 90°
>>23028268
>You've imagined yourself as a the head chef at a high class restaurant more than once
Wow, good one, I do really like cooking.
>>23028130
Wanna party all the time, is the one who walks home first.
>>23028134
Doesn't have a car.
>>23028150
Lost hope.
>>23028167
Watches Dr. Who.
>>23028191
Everybody hates you.
>>23028239
Tells unfunny jokes.
>>23028191
Parties alot and has negative views towards women
I'm mad
>>23028271
The funit white guy with all the ethnic friends and the black gf, good guy
>>23028283
You're the kind of dude that skateshe around and has a few stoner friends but doesn't actually smoke weed
>>23028313
You don't like when other's take pictures of you, but this one looked good so you use it.
>>23028305
Is, indeed, mad.
>>23028304
Is the nice guy at the gym that helps the new people get started.
>>23028283
Tags with stoners and skaters, though he prefers his online friends.
>>23028271
Works the bar at the gym, doesn't body build.
>>23028268
You're the funny racist in your friend group.
>>23028191
My room is actually pretty well lit, I just have a shoddy camera...though listening to Beethoven by candlelight is incredibly relaxing.
>>23028172
I don't dislike games, I just don't find them fun anymore though. :'(
>>23028150
Of course. You can't get anything done without blood, sweat, and a cup of tea.
>>23028120
Aww, thank you bby.
Assumptions coming
>>23028191
i wouldn't consider myself a hipster
you love movies and doing things by yourself while listening to headphones
>>23028240
i don't remember getting a present
but thank you if you gave me one and i forgot lol i'm sorry
>>23028268
you like jello a lot
>>23028271
i dunno how normal i am famicom
i think you're projecting your normalness because you look very normal
>>23028283
not really all the time but i do enjoy it occasionally
i'm usually one of the last ones up unless i drink way too fast
>you have a kama sutra book about buttsex that you use for various purposes
>>23028304
you enjoy alone time a lot
>>23028305
likes to hump various ojects at random intervals
>>23028313
you're very quiet in a social setting
>>23028358
I took this myself actually, but you're correct
>>23028367
I usually like to sit and listen till I have something worthwhile to say
>>23028361
Horse girl
>>23028305
Listens to bands nobody has heard of
>>23028304
Mostly runs; started lifting
>>23028239
Doesn't have many friends, but they're all important
>>23028172
English was not a good subject for you in high school
>>23028150
Strict parents, rebellious but only to prove a point to them
>>23028367
I drew you like you wanted.
>>23028283
I could say the same for you with that look.
>>23028271
No actually
You struggle with convincing people you're not gay.
>>23028268
Functions as a projector
Come out already.
>>23028383
holy fuck i fell asleep lol i'm sorry
that's fucking wonderful thank you very much
>>23028383
Relax. Don't get so salty because of people's assumptions about you.
>>23028208
Most accurate
>>23028167
>>23028383
>you struggle...
That's true. Fact
>>23028374
definitibly not
>>23028474
Used to pour salt on slugs for fun, cruel ass.
>>23028094
Really grumpy in the morning
>>23028101
Normal dude
>>23028130
Outdoorsy guy
>>23028150
Easily hurt, likes weed and indie rock
>>23028167
Really enjoys Berlin Techno
>>23028172
Lives in the suburbs
>>23028191
Rides a fixie
>>23028239
Does rowing
>>23028268
Rides a BMX
>>23028271
Really likes EDM
>>23028283
Former Scene kid
>>23028304
Drives a sporty car
>>23028313
Loves Trap music
>>23028366
Does Calisthenics or Yoga or Ballet
>>23028512
>easily hurts*
You seem like a sensible person.
>>23028487
Only twice
I did tho once feed a baby bird to my cat.
>>23028489
Real or not
Holy shit.
>
>>23028539
Yes I'm real ah
>>23028551
Regardless hottest girl on this board
Moar pls.
>>23028512
I do like EDM.
>>23028570
Thanks for the nice words xxx
>>23028585
You got any way we could get in touch with you? You're like the best girl on here
>>23028453
Your spelling suggests otherwise lol
>>23028512
None of the above, I lift and run. Sometimes bike.
>>23028585
I don't want to frighten you but I love you.
>>23028606
>"I love you"
>has only seen a picture of her
>being this desperate
>>23028598
>>23028606
Thanks guys
>>23028585
i am jerking so hard to this pic
>>23028094
Angry atheist
>>23028130
Tries to be more social, finds it isn't working for him
>>23028150
Has many suitors but stays far from them because of her intense personality. And fuck it you're pretty as a princess
>>23028167
Works at a graveyard
>>23028191
Denies being a hipster but his favorite place besides his local bar is Starbucks
>>23028239
Would even give this smug face to whoever slaps him in the face
>>23028268
Experienced with a lot of drugs
>>23028271
Keyboard warrior
>>23028305
Is actually mad, as in, batshit insane. Could kill a kitten with his teeth and keep this maniac laugh on his face
>>23028361
This is not you, pretty girl tho
>>23028366
White knight online and IRL, so far no maidens rescued
>>23028489
Too pretty to be here, but definitely my type. If it's you, you are looking here to hook up with a white dude, in which case look no further
>>23028512
Always angry at his mother
>>23028585
Don't make me fall in love now </3
>>23028621
tribute me
>>23028570
>>23028606
>>23028598
>>23028629
i would but i dont' have a printer and im not cumming on my laptop
>>23028637
Pls for me, u can wipe ur cum off after and I will post another one if you do it for me
>>23028637
just take a screenshot dude you'll be good
>>23028642
im gonna need a timestamp first honey
>>23028628
>>23028616
>>23028608
Wat b8 were
>>23028626
Your assumption that I deny being a hipster is correct, the rest is not so accurate. I don't like bars because drunk people and don't frequent Starbucks, I've been once in the last year, the staff were friendly and polite though, would go again next year.
You have natty dreads and proud of a huge Congo at the back/listens to sludge metal
>>23028512
A little arrogant, recently confident but has a soft spot on the inside.
>>23028366
Knows how to mix a proper cocktail
>>23028361
Either wakes up feeling super attractive or super insecure. Had a goth phase.
>>23028313
Proud to be of Italian descent. Likes borgore. Has fucked a lot of women who wear leggings as pants.
>>23028305
Probably a little aspie but in an endearing way. Ironically goofy.
>>23028304
Ex military or currently in military.
>>23028645
Liberal extremist. Vegan.
>>23028626
Tree hugger who was once a nihilist. Won't eat GMOs.
>>23028657
You rode horses in high school.
>>23028645
You took that picture in your dentists office.
>>23028626
You either like, or were a member of, Korn
I'm mtf. Assume something else:)
>>23028645
Really into art, dresses like a hippie but really isn't
>>23028657
I am not Italian, I am Greek.
You seem to be a journalism or liberal arts major. I think you really like museums and having picnics
>>23028650
I'm out at the moment with family, I will do it when I'm home but that will be in a few hours, if i post a bikini pic now will u do it for me?
>>23028669
i sense bullshit but yes
>>23028626
Ehhh. Mostly, but not completely wrong.
>>23028666
>horses
Only in elementary.
I'm assuming you're really into theatre.
>>23028667
>Liberal arts
I'm a Pharmacist. Museums and picnics are indeed amazing however.
>>23028673
No bs I promise, thanks in advance, make it messy. Pls tribute the first pic i posted xx
>>23028645
Say youre Pagan/Wiccan I'm not sure on the terminology but just burns incense and has a few rocks/minerals, knows some stuff about Egyption/Norse mythology.
Well-educated.
>>23028681
Ahhh my second guess would have been a veterinarian
>>23028691
id rather do the bikini one? or even the ass one, the first one is hot but 2 and 3 are better
>>23028696
do 2 then xx
>>23028657
Not a clue, don't drink much
>>23028305
>>23028374
My music taste is indeed very obscure and pretentious! You are a good reader of people, Sweetheart of the Rodeo~
>>23028702
k gimmea sec
>>23028657
Not aspergers, just weird as fuck. Thanks for the other part though, you're kindly lovely x x
>>23028722
>>23028094
Loves see children fall.
>>23028101
was watching my little pony when the photo was taken
>>23028130
depressed by the world
>>23028134
Affraid of chicken
>>23028150
Steal candy in shops
>>23028167
wanna murder your dog ...
>>23028694
wanna tango ? of course TANGO !!
>>23028691
my body is ready for some good comments
>>23028666
Is about to go on a scene for a theatral representation
>>23028657
was hunting a squirel when suddenly : "SELFIE"
>>23028645
there are two burn cat in that fire
>>23028626
Ok bro wanna fight the dude you look at ? i am in with you !
>>23028722
I'm waiting
>>23028383
I did.
>>23028762
Shh, no one can know my secret.
*Whispers*
I love you Rainbow Dash
>>23028762
Humble guy who doesn't fully get the directions at first.
But your intentions and heart are good, and that propels you further than the ones that do.
>>23028694
Listens to a lot of jazz, big fan of movies, uses them sometimes as moral lessons to apply to your own life
>>23028585
Goals ! Very pretty. Bummer I think you're a catfish though
>>23028789
Pony is life ... just like shrek
>>23028762
LMFAO. I love it. I have not hunted squirrels but I do shoot.
Assuming you are the comedian of your group of friends. Maybe a little cynical.
>>23028798
Im not goal, but thanks, no im not a catfish ah
>>23028626
Had like 2 actually which is waay below average for an arab girl my age
Thank you.
>>23028762
Kek that sign
Do you steal street signs ?
>>23028891
if there is one missing ... i could be the one who took it . But candy are more usefull
>>23028094
Is a bro. Probably fun to kick it with. Charismatic.
>>23028101
Quiet type
>>23028130
Is a bartender
>>23028134
loves to play pool and watch football on the television
>>23028150
Enjoys pottery. Listens to Baroness.
>>23028167
>>23028172
Freshman in college
>>23028191
Loves Jeff the brotherhood
>>23028268
Makes good beats with Ableton live
>>23028271
Senior in high school
>>23028626
Is in a post rock band. Plays the drums.
>>23028657
Drives a Honda Civic. Is a real sweetheart.
>>23028762
Pot dealer. Has the best shit. Dabs on point.
>>23028910
Damnit
>>23028722
I thought you were gonna deliver.
>>23028914
You care about what people think of you outside your home but inside you couldn't really care less, you're fairly loud with a small group of friends.
>>23028914
last name ends with a vowel
>>23028798
libra
>>23028762
in a band
>>23028694
used to have a deviantart
assume away /soc
>>23028762
You're from England, you considered shaving but though against it. You worry a lot.
>>23028305
School shooter.
>>23028361
Arrogant princess.
>>23028645
Friendly girl open to anything.
>>23028657
You have daddy issues.
>>23028694
Watches MLP
>>23028977
You remind me of my friends, judging by that I'd guess you party a lot, you prefer PC gaming, you're pretty funny to talk too though you're quite when meaning new people.
>>23028948
You live the Finland Asian meme daily
>>23028914
Quiet unless threatened
>>23028798
Love rough sex
>>23028762
Lady killer
>>23028737
Holds back his power level from mayweather
>>23028645
Smokes the ganja
>>23028512
You meticulously plan out your outfit before leaving the house, you don't plan it days in advance but you take at least 30 minutes in front of the mirror.
>>23028914
>>23028914
You have several Katanas and your bedroom wall is painted with Kanji
>>23028947
You took Computer Science in University but dropped out to pursue your band fantasies
>>23028948
You achieved excellent grades and as a reward your parents bought you a Native American China crossbreed
>>23028977
Brian Cox has influenced your entire life
>>23029003
Oh my fucking God.
Thank you to whoever did this.
>>23028271
This is only an assumption I'm not saying to be mean but I would say you have low self esteem.
You care enough about what people think to do your hair in the morning and apply wax to it, yet you wear the same shirt day's at a time without ironing it. I would say you have a good set of friends (3-5) that you're comfortable around, though you talk to more people than that you don't consider them as friends.
>This one was pretty much guess work. :P
>>23028996
I felt bad for the poor guy.
>>23028150
I would say you're sad.
You post here nearly as much as me and you get in arguments and insult people in nearly every thread. Judging by your picture you want to be accepted by people around you, you'e angry at something and you take that out on the trolls here because it gives you a sense of control.
>I'm bored af, that's why I'm making these so...deep? XD
>>23029089
too deep haha but it's hard to say long about someone with just one picture
>>23028977
Nah, my Dad's okay. I like my Mom better, but I wouldn't say I have Daddy issues.
Assuming you're under 21 and you still think drinking makes you cool. Probably a little insecure. Possibly funny in a snarky way.
>>23028914
Hipster who drinks craft beer
>>23028996
English
>>23029004
1000x cooler than everyone else in the thread
>>2302908
you have some skills !
>>23029095
Haha, I can try, damn it!
I'm kinda curious as to if any of my prior assumptions were in any way close to truth.
>>23029118
i am not from england ... but not far from there !
I have shaved since this pic but i don't really care. Kinda good guess ^^
but i really am not worry
>>23029103
I'm 22 and I'm a social drinker. The snarky part is correct would say.
>>23029088
lmao, fucking fantastic
>>23029128
Aw. I got ...1/2 /3, I'm happy with that. XD
>>23029089
Hard to answer truthfully without sounding edgy yet again h8ers gon h8
furst I'm not exactly happy so you got that correct
And it's only an insult if they're a fragilefag
Photo was in my room so it looks pretty plain
I'm angry and I do enjoy arguing with trolls but not for control.
>>23029004
One of the most entertaining guys around, a delight to be around.
>>23028977
There's somethingn cute about you, you look very cheeky but fun.
>>23028914
I can't real assume, just have inappropriate thoughts.. Gym goer and a tad vain, but cool guy
>>23028947
You look like you do physics, chemistry, maths or engineering. With a shaved head I'd melt.
(More coming phone is loading pics)
Should have put a pic
>>23029153
So that's a 1.5/3?
Combined with the other dude's assumption that's 2/3
Guys, I'm a genius I got 66% of my guesses right. :D
>>23029174
i assume you love to get drunk and party. you take care of your image . A true girly girl ?
>>23029174
Kylie is your favorite member of the Kardashian family.
>>23029215
Oh god plz no. I hate that toxic family,
>>23029206
Years ago I I tried it, but never really got drunk, was taught to hold my liquor like a lady. Kinda saw it as a waste of time when there's so much else you can do.
>>23029174
spends all night listening to dreampop
>>23029245
Naw
>>23028539
>You seem like a sensible person.
Kinda
>>23028626
>Always angry at his mother
Nah, love mum
>>23028657
>A little arrogant, recently confident but has a soft spot on the inside.
Confident didn't really change at all in the last 2-3 years I'm pretty fine with it, rest applies haha
>>23029000
>You meticulously plan out your outfit before leaving the house, you don't plan it days in advance but you take at least 30 minutes in front of the mirror.
My wardrobe process has gotten more streamlined but yeah that's true too
>>23028240
I'm actually a minimalist. Sold my house; live Walden like. Just books, guitar, mattress, single room. I also have no friends to complain to, but perhaps that indirectly answers your other guess ;)
>>23029174
not into jewellery
>>23029004
gaming is life
>>23028996
cant tell if you are the dad
>>23028977
student, since you have a cheap shelf. IT
>>23028948
your parents
>>23028947
binge watching your xmas gift
>>23028914
you like lifting and gutar drive, powerful music
>>23028798
tries on a lot of clothes but ends up buying nothing
>>23029541
youre from the east somewhere
>>23029004
you like amon amarth
>>23028996
thats not your baby
>>23028977
you were nerdy in high school but blossomed in college
>>23028947
youve tried djing
>>23028910
you realize youre attractive and use it to your advantage
>>23029559
That's my nephew
I'll give you a baby if you know what I mean
>>23029559
? eastern US, eastern Europe or Asia?
>>23029581
ayyyyy lmao
>>23029582
eastern us, sorry
>>23029559
Hum ... your room is a mess , you know you look cute and that men loves you . Hairstyle is your thing . Borgore that's right !
>>23029591
Ayyy girl I wish you were my big toe so I could bang you on my coffee table
>>23029174
You work in health and beauty, potentially haircare and skincare. Since you look exactly like the girl who does a friends eyebrows, so...why not?
>>23029541
People like you but you never seem to fit in anywhere. You go to concerts A LOT.
>>23029559
You work around a lot of people, in a throwaway job. It makes you happy, since your lot in life is family, not wealth.
>>23028996
You used to work in retail but have since become the human fish baby wrangler, since you believe it's important to enjoy what you do.
>>23028798
Each month you throw away all of your clothes sans what you go out and party in, then the morning after immediately buy another months worth.
>>23028762
Straight up geek, friendly but hollow, fine to be around but difficult to be friends with. Deep personality opaque as fuck, but again, no one will ever see it, not even your family.
>>23028694
Wears shirts to start moving away from the teen-idiot era but forgot to replace jeans along the way. Wants to be successful, and believes looking successful first is the way to go. Unfortunately.
>>23028666
Just wants to be happy.
>>23028657
There's a fair bit of you now that is nothing like the fair bit of you then.
>>23028645
You've finally overcome the mountain of "I just want to be myself" and you've become a better person for it now the struggle is done.
>>23028626
People mocked your forehead so you got dreadlocks instead - now, no one even notices your forehead.
>>23028512
A school shooting waiting to happen.
>>23028474
Really loves Friday.
>>23028366
Your average Dark Souls II character, only without the Dexterity
>>23028645
You're a little wild, and your family rolls their eyes at the things you do. You like jazz, but you've also got a weakness for Britney Spears. You probably eat a lot of vegetables.
>>23028657
You've probably got a few things in your past you consider "dark", and it creeps into some of your conversations with good friends, but you try to keep a steady calm demeanor. I bet you like soup a lot.
>>23028666
You'd ride on the missile into enemy territory, screaming obscenities. You fool people with your sweet exterior, but you've got a mad scientist's curiosity underneath.
>>23028691
Fuck, dude. There's a lot I want to assume about you, but I'll let my imagination work that all out. I bet you prefer red wine over other alcoholic drinks, though.
>>23028762
You've got a soft spot for kids, and you hope some day you'll be a badass fun dad, but you're depressed right now, and hold it all in stride. Your greatest pleasure is hanging out with good friends and relaxing, knowing all is well.. at least for now.
>>23028798
You're probably hella smart, and opinionated about things you consider important. I don't think you push your views on others. I bet you like hockey.
>>23030590
You browse /r9k/
>>23030590
The NASA Global Forest Fire Alert System was designed because of you
>>23028629
Damn girl you fine but your shamelessly narcissistic... assuming you lack in the personality department
>>23028130
engineering major
>>23028150
doesn't sleep much
>>23028191
you watch a lot of lets plays
>>23028239
people ask your height a lot
>>23028268
you like Odd Future
>>23028271
you do ballet
>>23028361
daddy's little princess
>>23028366
you play magic the gathering
>>23028489
too attractive to be on the chans
>>23028626
you were in a band
>>23028645
you've a vegan
>>23028657
you have a lot of close guy friends
>>23028666
you're a theater major
>>23028694
m'lady.jpg
>>23028762
you had a case of yellow fever (you look like someone i know)
>>23028798
people have trouble guessing your ethnicity and you get slightly annoyed each time
>>23028910
>>23028914
gym rat
>>23028977
you can hold your alcohol surprisingly well
>>23029004
you also play magic the gathering
>>23029174
you're the youngest sibling that got away with everything
>>23029559
you used to look up to boxy
>>23029174
Likes Disney films
>>23032202
Likes classical music
>>23030293
Works in live action roleplaying battles and stuff
>>23029004
Works with computers/technology
Was smashed
>>23032202
You have been arrested on numerous occasions , from either Detroit or Chicago
>>23029703
You play poker and are very particular about who cuts your hair
>>23029559
You smoke a pack a day
>>23029541
Take public transportation everywhere, hate seagulls and pigeons
>>23032509
student, not lazy but not convinced about his course
>>23032508
intellectual, but more into finance and law
