ama thread, come get your answers here
If you could choose a country to represent in WW2, who would you fight for?
suckaa
if we can keep the conjoined twin questions to a minimum, the baby would appreciate it greatly. how was your day soc
>>23007704
germany because hitler did nothing wrong
>>23007711
bretty gud i slept at my buddy's house and saw a couple old friends last night
what are your favorite and least favorite types of melee weapon
>>23007704
amerifat everyday pham
>>23007708
when was the first moment in your life where you realized life was hard?
>>23007735
when i got a dui and i had to pay $3000 and lose my license for a year and a half because i slightly swerved over some yellow lines with my car a couple times
>>23007729
favorite would prob be hammers and stuff like maces. least favorite would be my hands because fuck messing my hands up
>>23007708
Explain the drugs you've done and how they felt. Any crazy experiences
>>23007711
For fucks sake SMILE
>>23007742
Whatcha listening to
Not gonna post my pic cuz everyone hates me
>>23007768
yeah whenever i trip with my one friend on acid we have this thing that happens because we're so mentally in tune with each other
we call it "mental laser beaming" and it's just basically there's the physical consciousness and the mental consciousness and everything that happens while we're tripping becomes one meaning in the physical consciousness and another completely different meaning in the mental. it's kind of hard to explain lol. it's like how you can tell how your best friend is feeling by just looking at them but amplified by 1000 and you don't even have to look at them
>>23007768
>pic related
i told myself i would never use this one again. why do you think everyone hates you?
>>23007742
worst nightmare you've ever had?>>23007748
fuck that, sounds like a little much
>>23007814
fuck i forgot to attach. this is the pic related i was talking about >>23007768
>>23007812
fuck i explained that horribly
mental laser beaming is where i envision everyone with a mental laser beam that points wherever they are looking and contains all of their current thoughts and emotions about whatever they are focused on with their laser beam
>>23007812
That would probably make much more sense if I was tripping as well but COOL. Also. What are you holding in thay pic
>>23007820
Well I love your smile. And you should use it. You have great teeth. And I'm an idiot so everyone hates meee
>>23007826
Makes a bit more sense now. Still very cool
Came in ex girlfriend 14 days before her next period what do?
>>23007814
life
>>23007768
capn jazz
>>23007840
Pray to yeesus. Figure out of she's actually pregnant.
Option 1: no baby. Sigh of relief
Option 2: baby. Either murder it. Or give up on any chance of happiness. Jk Jk kids can be gr8 good luck Boi. Give it up for adoption if you're not ready
>>23007864
Deep man
>>23007711
What'd you do on Halloween?
>>23007897
i fused the head of a baby to myself and am slowly absorbing its nutrients. how about you?
>>23007914
Spooked kiddies who came to the door, got hammered, attemped trick or treating, but ended up getting more drunk and going to the grocery store for icecream with friends.
It was a humble night
>>23007882
I didn't have a father so no I wouldn't leave my child like that.
>>23007936
I mean adopted into a good home with money and both parents. It may be hard for you but it'll give your kid the best opportunities. Growing up in a broken home is as hard as growing up with no father. Also I'm really sorry about that man.
>>23007950
I have a really good job and I have the funds. I'm not rich but I have plenty for my age and without much responsibilities.
>>23007961
Good. Then keep the baby and try hard to stay with your girlfriend. Also. That's if she's pregnant. Hopefully you have a baby when you're ready and planning. Best of luck m80
How large is your foramen magnum?
>>23007768
>everyone hates me
Why do you have this impression?
>>23007971
Thank you. I've just been doing my research and for the average and I know everyone is different. Usually 14 days before their next period is when ovulation and fertility is the highest. That's why I'm so concerned. But I'll do my best.
>>23007897
Hot as fuck please be in Canada
>>23007982
Anxiety plus the fact people actually hate me
>>23007984
I wish I could see how it turns out but this thread only lasts a day or two...
>>23007993
Do you have skype?
>>23007999
nopeee. No kik either. I'm an anti social loser
>>23008010
Damn you loser. lol Got steam? Just something? lol
>>23008017
Nothing. Facebook and Twitter are too personal :/ I got a tumblr lel
>>23007992
Maybe if Trump gets elected, of course.
>>23008039
Oh well worth a shot
>>23008031
Gayyy
>>23008061
Dats meeee. Best of luck my friend
>>23007882
>kids can be gr8
Kids are mutha fuckin` great bro.
> protip: as long as they`re other people`s kids.
>>23007982
Because he`s a son of the Devil?
>>23007711
Was great I sold some good shit today (no not weed)
>>23007742
Why are you so awesome?
>>23007897
Your work/study?
>23007704
Germany
>>23007711
Drugs or hugs?
>>23007742
Which gaming console do you use?
>>23007820
How many children have you killed?
>>23007897
Do you doodle in your free time or are you hoping to do it as a career?
>>23008485
Favorite memory?
>>23007742
What's your life like pingu.
>>23008485
Stupid shit you did when you were younger.
>>23008485
5 things you absolutely love
>>23009793
Strangest guilty pleasure
>>23009834
Worst thing you've ever tasted
>>23009849
Cherry tomatoes.
>>23009849
Nice hair
Favorite experience.
>>23009868
The travel I have gotten to do
>>23007897
what costume did you wear on halloween?
>>23009849
what's your favourite movie, series, album?
>>23009849
Hmm, I can't really think of one.
I used to enjoy frying snails in the sun...so there's that.
> Worst lie you ever told someone?
>>23009849
Would you still move?
>>23009834
Favorite smell?
>>23009889
i cant tell which was the worst because i lie kind of often but those are not big ones
>>23009885
Movie - Bronson
Series - Startrek TNG
Album - Opeths Damnation
One thing that always makes you laugh?
>>23009905
loud burping
>>23009897
Here's a better question: Is it worse to fail at something or never attempt it in the first place?
>>23009911
not attempting for sure
>>23009893
I do live in the states now but it's new mexico.
Your hair looks good.
Any regrets?
>>23009889
Worst life would involve an old relationship where I stayed in it when I wasn't into it anymore. Otherwise it's all just the usual human lie crap.
>>23009793
favourite music genre?
>>23009941
I would say nu Metal, yet I love dance and dub step.
>>23009941
What about you, dude?
>>23009916
Ah, that sucks.
>>23009956
I listen mostly to trance and hiphop but i like kind of all music except top 40 shit
>>23009893
I don't think it's a favorite but I do like the smell of air on cold days
What do you do irl.
>>23009849
Last time you asked me about my worst sexual experience. What's yours?
>>23009834
How did you get into collecting things in jars?
>>23008485
What's your fondest childhood memory?
>>23009893
What is the last random act of kindness you have performed?
>>23009834
What 3rd world country do you live in
>>23009849
why
>>23007897
why havnt you left your childhood environment
>>23009834
Would you record another vocaroo?
>>23010249
I was with an ex and one of the bed-springs on his mattress punctured the mattress and went through my hand.
Best recent memory?
>>23010258
>why
>>23010271
I would.
>>23010258
>Error 5
How old.
>>23010249
As a kid my dad had a few snakes and a bat
And I love animals both alive and dead.
>>23010249
What brought you here.
>>23010277
Thats a pretty good reason
>>23010299
I'm going to assume thats code for area 51
Twenty
>>23010299
Could you please?
>>23010316
When did you discover your fetish for female voices?
>>23010302
Why was your actual question? hahaha ok
>>23010321
When i heard your voice.
>>23010322
its all I needed to know
>>23010323
Ya i've been told its overwhelmingly seductive
>>23010312
Work or study.
>>23010316
English or Arabic.
>>23010329
Indeed.
How was your day so far?
>>23010329
gee, thanks.
>>23010329
Im thinking today is a good day to shitpost but its not funny anymore.
>>23010335
Arabic i guess.
>>23010347
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BqVYz0iJVJ
>>23010277
Talk about "spring into action!"
Best recent memory...
Safely getting off of a plane flight from West Palm Beach to NC two weekends ago. I hate flying and I had a particularly large amount of anxiety during the flight home. Once we landed, taxied down the runway, and I got into the terminal, I felt so fucking relieved :)
>>23010369
I could listen to that forever
>Benim aşka inancım kalmadı hiç
>>23010377
I get it all except for
>Benim aşka inancım kalmadı hiç
Jk I'm struggling with
>inancım
>>23010388
>I have no faith left for love
>>23010335
neither
>>23010299
>what brought you here
I browsed /b/ back in 2005 when I was in college. I've been back periodically throughout the years. I saw someone post a "Faces of /b/" thread a few months ago. Someone replied -------------->/soc/ so I thought I would check out this board. While /soc/ certainly still has its irrational assholes, I find the crowd to be less douchebaggy than over on /b/.
>>23010392
You turks and your drama.
>>23010404
Same.
>>23010427
>sana ihtiyacim var
>>23010431
Benim kalp yok
kek I think.
i've got some time to kill, ask me anything
>>23010436
Tamam, Olur.
well, ama
>>23010439
What Instagram account did you lift this from?
>>23010588
mine
>>23010495
how much do you spend monthly on makeup?
>>23010612
accualy not so long, about half an hour a day ;)
okay, less make up
>>23010436
I dont think i've ever recorded anything worse in my whole life.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pR8q0acRlh
>>23010632
now that's how it's perfect :)
>>23010646
thank you ;)
but i feel better with much darker make up
>>23010652
it was great but those other two are just perfect :) you are gorgeous :)
>>23010632
What's the sexiest thing a man can do and how can he make it creepy
>>23010632
Nice cheeks or are they contoured.
>>23010641
I spent 2 weeks there last summer
We went from Istanbul to Antalya by freaking car.
>>23010674
That's not that far.
>>23010666
i thought that first was awful :p
>>23010674
not contoured ;)
>>23010667
smile to me, but do it still looking in eyes till he can see me
sorry i don't speak english good :P
>>23010692
In car for hours with 4 fukkin siblings too far.
>>23010714
I really like them.
>>23010744
Tru dat. But i live in a bigger country so that wouldn't be as far as being on a bus for 3 days.
>>23010767
Where do you live.
>>23010607
Try harder next time.
>>23010775
Wouldn't like to answer that.
>>23010794
Understood.
Alright reddit, come at me.
>>23010806
Really nao.
>>23010909
yep
>>23010915
And the turkish.
>>23010953
:^]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iotrpMLVvC8
>>23010960
Oh well gonna have to believe something.
>>23010968
What does it matter
>>23010977
I want to ask for your hand in marriage.
>>23011045
You may.
