>tfw no gf because i'm boring
>twf no boyfriend because broken
>>23006858
tfw no gf cause I can't talk to people I don't know that well
>>23006858
TFW no girlfriend because I'm a fuck who avoids interaction with women
Fucking all guys highschool ruined my life
>>23006858
>implying relationships ain't boring
>tfw no boyfriend cause im emotionally dead
>tfw no gf cus ugly
>>23007004
Are you sure that it ain't because you are shallow? Or extremely inmature?
>tfw when gf I considered the one broke up with me
>>23007013
>shallow
No
>immature
I guess
I'm here to claim your souls, any last wishes
>>23007019
Well, implying you are alone because of how you look seems very shallow.
>tfw no bf because I don't meet new people, and when I talk to people from /soc/ we rarely click
Such cases
>>23007033
Atleast you got dubs
>>23007038
No bf to share dubs happiness with
>>23007026
I'm ugly, shut up
>>23007048
Let's pretend I got dubs. Let's be bf/gf
>>23007017
iktf
>>23006858
and now tfw new gf but it inevitably ends soon because I'm a shitty bf
>>23007048
its not hard if youre a girl and want a bf just listen to what the next guy says, and say thank you sir. be really respectful and clean his house. bam bf
or if you are into the opposite
find a beta boy, push him to the floor and tell him hes your bf now. bam bf
girls have it way to ez
>>23007092
That was some pretty retarded advice, Anon
>>23006858
>tfw I've been dating my gf for 3 years and she doesn't love me anymore
>>23007100
its true m8
>>23007100
Why did I kek at this. Fuck, I got a stupid sense of humor
>>23007125
How can you tell? Maybe she just got complacent and she doesn't feel like she has to try as hard as she used to. If she actually said she doesn't love you anymore, you should just end the relationship ASAP. Or at least I think that's more dignifying than waiting and getting dumped or cheated on.
>>23007132
thank you
>tfw I've been working out religiously to get in shape so I can get Tinder matches but now that I get Tinder matches I can't make myself leave the house.
>tfw 31 year old virgin
>tfw Christmas alone in deep space
>>23007125
Talk to her bud. Ask whats up. Take her on a nice date to remind her why she fell in love with you. Flowers and random presents or even just a really well thought out date can respark the relationship.
>>23007133
She was talking to a guy online and they talked about fetishes for a while. Then he asked if she would ever have sex with someone like him and she said yes. Later he asked what she was up to today and she said going to this store with my friend. I'm that friend she was talking about.
>>23007171
i know this story. lifting making yourself look good doesnt do shit honestly. its all mental state.
>No BF because I'm chubby and living in a little country, we have more forest than gay guys. :<
>>23007176
Thanks that's good advice. I'll have to jump back to how we were in the beginning and see if that improves
>tfw no gf because too shy to walk up to a gril
>>23007197
Jot down in a notebook all of her favorite things when she mentions them. You get big brownie points when you remember a little detail about her life.
>>23007219
so meet a girl online?
>>23007220
this is universal advice everybody likes when you remember stuff about them.
>>23007219
I tried meetme, but half the grils on there are cunts and wont reply to my messages
>tfw no bf because i'm a boring fat neet
>>23007289
Pics pls
>>23007282
you need to keep trying and make yourself stand out more. sometimes when nothing else works you just try something totally random and out of character.
>>23007289
see this
>>23007092
>>23007092
I'd be down with a tsundere qt that just sort if claimed me and secretly likesnit when I resist her social dominance.
>tfw no qt chubby gf because i don't know how to talk to people
>>23007341
see i know what guys like
>>23007348
idk what to tell you. youre gonna have to talk to people the rest of your life. get a job with high contact. meaning you are required to talk. over exposure
>>23007305
>>22990473
i'm this person
>>23007311
sure the next dude i see, when i go outside once every few months, i'll walk up to him and say "thank you sir" and ask him to take me to his house so i can clean it for him. i'll report back with results.
>>23007380
good girl make sure you spit shine his shoes and give him sloppy blowjobs too.
>tfw no mild mannered, moderately religious, somewhat lazy gf
I've had enough of all this fag emo shit I keep seeing on here and rn I feel like I could so easily be sucked into it but that's fucking retarded man. What are you fags actually doing just sitting there scrolling through these (shit) threads at this hour? Right now go stand up and look at yourself in the mirror and think of ways that you can improve yourself. Write that shit down with a quick plan too. Go get your jacket and shoes and march out of your house right now you fag, don't even stop to think about the weather or time or anything, just go. All I want to do right now is have at least one person make a difference in their life starting now, even if it's only a small change.
>>23007566
oh yeah but I do really want a gf tho
>>23007380
>no bf because i'm a boring fat NEET
>last time i did this i got super spammed, but i'm really really bored so w/e
women are comical
>>23007579
"spammed" as in random dudes who either did not speak english or just wanted nudes, but nice try.
i doubt i'm going to find any sort of meaningful relationship on /soc/ anyway but sometimes i get desperate and forget how shitty it always goes.
>>23007579
this such a joke she must just be a picky fuck, she probably got like at least 100 replies and i bet at least 50 of those guys were single looking for a gf.
>>23007593
You fucking know, man. I keep doing this to myself thinking that I will find the right one and it will work out. Who knows anyway.
>get a girl's contact info
>try talking on skype, realize i have nothing to say
>after a few pitiful attempts at conversation, she just stops responding
It doesn't help that most girls on /soc/ seem to be in their teens/early twenties. They just want someone to entertain them while they do other shit.
>>23007619
>They just want someone to entertain them while they do other shit.
Yee. That's why I hate this board. Even if you add somebody from a skype thread it's either a guy on the prowl for nudes or a girl who just wants you to entertain her and tell her jokes while gives you simple inane responses like "lol" and "so true".
>>23007619
be more interesting then.
>>23007636
The burden of making conversation should be shared by both parties. I'm sweating bullets over here, and all I get is:
>ten minute pause
>"Ah cool"
I can't drum up interest out of nothing.
>>23007653
well ok i understand but.
shes probably talking to a whole bunch of other guys. and 2 you are on 4chan. theres already only a select group of peoole that can hold a convo. so i wouldnt expect most girls on here to be able too.
>>23006858
>tfw no gf because out of 8 years relationship which was toxic as fuck and need some rest
> yeehaw
That was like 2 years ago. Today...
> tfw no gf because disappointed in females in general, but in desperate need of a companion
>>23007002
O hai. Let`s be emotionally dead together. Scoot, at least our emotional corpses will stay warm for a bit longer.
>>23007634
Meaningful conversations are getting rarer and rarer these days.
> tfw even your gf was a egocentric bitch constantly butthurt about some ultra petty shit
Why it`s so fucking hard to share your deep self with someone without risking being thrown under a bus?
>>23008450
because most people are shallow as fuck.
>>23008703
Wow, it makes sense now :P
Thank you Captain Obvious!
>>23008713
you asked m8. but anyway i think people can be coaxed into meaningful convos, you just have to stimulate it the right way and everyone is different so there no guaranteed way to do it.
>>23008728
> rhetorical question is rhetorical, but ok :)
I think the hardest thing is to get to someone through the noise of the crowd people usually are in, then extract this person from that crowd and find some peace to really talk. It`s like trying playing a fiddle through the sound of a fucking marching band. Slim chances. One loud egomaniac around and you`re out.
>tfw no gf because ugly boing fat fuck with no job no car and no money and lives off government and lives with parent and has no social skill
Did I beat everyone else
>>23009500
I think you beat yourself man
>>23009500
Yes, you can move to /b/ permanently.
>tfw no gf because i choose to be a submissive cuckold to women
>tfw no gf because nobody meets my standards
>Tfw running out of excuses to be single without looking autistic.
>tfw no gf cause married
>>23006858
>>23006992
>>23007033
>>23007083
>>23007219
>>23007289
>>23009500
Then better start changing it, self reflection is great if you act on it.
>>23006990
It's very unlikely that you're really broken.
>>23006997
Can't use the "HS was shit" excuse forever. Move the fuck on, nigga.
>>23007002
>implying this is an issue
>>23007004
Don't forget your shitty personality. Both can be changed by the way.
>>23007017
Shit happens.
>>23007092
>>23007579
>>/r9k/
>>23007171
That's pretty shitty, man. Come on, you did well enough to get in shape, you can do this too.
Also what kind of magic did you unlock so far?
>>23007195
Lose some motherfucking weight while running away from gays through the motherfucking forest.
>>23007566
You're cool.
>>23007619
>They just want someone to entertain them while they do other shit.
Every somehow rational person is like that. You're either more entertaining than the other shit and deserve their attention or ... you have nothing to say and they move on to somebody who is worth their time. So ... it's simple, live your life (aka. experience shit), read shit, have something to say.
>>23009628
>Every somehow rational person is like that. You're either more entertaining than the other shit and deserve their attention or ... you have nothing to say and they move on to somebody who is worth their time. So ... it's simple, live your life (aka. experience shit), read shit, have something to say.
while i do agree to some extent there is no denying >>23007771
>>23009636
> there is no denying >>23007771
Sure but how does it really matter? Sometimes even one person can take as much attention as 30+, so the amount of guys she talks to doesn't say too much.
>tfw no gf
>tfw acquire money and fuck bitches instead
And not a single fuck was given that day
>>23009651
not only that the second part as well. although talking to 30 people at a time isnt going to get you anywhere. how are you going to remember who is who? plus there no need for it other than a ridiculous amount of attention.
which, the point of the thread was about why these people dont have bf/gfs and im saying part of the reason is because these girls arent really looking. either that or they have way too many options to choose from.
Think about it when you are presented with an overwhelming amount of possibilities its much more difficult to make a decision.
>tfw no gf because of low self esteem
>>23009668
>how are you going to remember who is who?
Oh it's not that hard but obviously it won't get you anywhere, at start. In time the cool and lame people will crystallize out of the crowd. If there are any.
>Think about it when you are presented with an overwhelming amount of possibilities its much more difficult to make a decisio
This is true of course but goes for both. Besides, quantity only makes finding quality people harder, as you said, it doesn't mean that there are more quality people to choose from usually.
A girl might get 100+ requests and 2 of the people aren't neckbeards.
A guy might get 20+ and still just 2 of the people aren't whales.
Relationships are about much more than finding a person with compatible sexual equipment, so the mass itself is not a huge factor, hence even girls who are genuine looking and get tons of options, can end up will tons of shitty ones and none in the end.
>>23009693
uh you have a slightly warped sense of how things work around here.
a girl easily gets 100+
a guy might get 2 adds one being a guy who thought his info was cool the other being a gay guy catfishing dick pics.
the only way youll get any better is if youre an 11/10 god tier male.
but i understand that not all 100 may be of any sort of quality. which just as a side note ive heard girls getting upwards of 300 just as a point of reference.
so lets say 300 people lets say 1/2 are trolls or looking for nudes ok, thats still 150 people to choose from.
not good enough? look at the ideal mate thread right now. theres maybe 20ish guys and 1 girl. if 20 guys wasnt enough options then you are too picky. sorry but if you dont like it, then maybe you shouldnt be looking for a bf on 4chan.
>tfw no bf because I'd rather play DotA than spend time with them
>>23009890
>not just playing DotA with your bf
You goof.
>>23009852
>a girl easily gets 100+
>a guy might get 2 adds
Well, can only talk from own experience but most of the females I know from /soc/ got median amount of 50, obviously including the ones who got way over 100 and way under 50. Most guys are at 5 chicks and about as many guys. Both numbers after 1-2 weeks.
If you go for "What I am looking for: GF" obviously the number will be lower, given the male-female population here, the chicks wouldn't go for the needy, desperate guy if they can add somebody cool, while the same desperate guys would swarm any "lonely" girl.
>the only way youll get any better is if youre an 11/10 god tier male
Well, I rarely post in such threads but got 10+ girls asking me for adds from exchanging few lines of text in the last two weeks or so. Never posted in rate threads either, so it's not like they got wet over my looks. From this ones, there are maybe 1-2 that are GF material.
>thats still 150 people to choose from.
It's just 150 who aren't trolls, which is still very far from relationship material. Even from the 300 there are probably just 10 potential mates, 5 of them having completely different idea of a relationship/idea mate and 5 being viable options. Besides, 300 is quite a high number for sure (although depending on time of course)
>look at the ideal mate thread right now.
It's pretty sad yo. The majority there thinks liking similar shit is relevant or all the desperate losers who delude themselves that they'd be happy with a gaymer bf/gf who hates going out. Also tons of people who are all about sex.
> if 20 guys wasnt enough options then you are too picky
Why? The number itself just increases the chance that there will be some cool people, and that some of the cool people might be compatible with you. It doesn't mean that they actually are there among the ones who posted.
>then maybe you shouldnt be looking for a bf on 4chan
Well, anybody seriously looking for partner on 4chan needs therapy either way.
>>23009926
A guy would be ok with me doing nothing together except playing DotA?
Also gotta get that solo mmr up
>>23009934
Yes, why not? Also, what's your MMR?
>>23009931
>10+ girls asking me for adds from exchanging few lines of text in the last two weeks or so
should have figured the beta whiteknight cucks would seep in here too.
youre a retard
>>23009937
4.4k but on AUS servers if that scales it at all.
And I dunno, I just don't feel like that's a healthy basis of a relationship.
>>23009939
A great point showing why you don't have anybody adding you, friend. Also I am not sure how it helps your argument.
>>23009943
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198078591478
Add me.
>>23009944
im not looking for a gf, friend. I was just lurking the thread.
but congrats you actually managed to push my buttons.
>>23009945
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198078591478
oke
But you play on EU servers with 600ping to me, we can still chat though I suppose
>>23009952
That sets you positively apart from the majority of guys already. Gratz.
B-but I didn't even try yet, senpai. Don't make the triggering that easy, it kills the fun.
>>23009965
i just come on here cause im bored, i think youre missing the point. i have a gf already.
and youre a fucking idiot if youre a guy and actually believe all >>23009931
if you were a girl, which i thought initially, it would make sense why you had no idea how stuff worked.
>>23007186
Dump her. Even if she doesn't end up actually cheating she sounds like she wants to.
>tfw no gf because I don't know any decent girls or know where to meet some
>>23009986
>i just come on here cause im bored
That makes two of us.
>believe
I don't believe in shit, everything stated there was simply personal (+ distant) experience with basic reasoning mixed in between.
>>23010013
well that makes 2 of us because i dont believe that shit either
cucklord
>>23010020
The difference is, you lack the experience and possibly reasoning capabilities to realize the mistakes in your "beliefs", mate.
>>23010036
i learned a long time ago that reasoning abilities are a waste here. There is 0 point in putting effort in. The other person is never going to change their mind and its a waste in general.
its easier to just call you a beta fag (which u are) then to respond to >>23009931
>>23010050
If you have to put effort in something so basic, I have bad news for you, friend.
Obviously it's all a waste but you can either waste time with something semi entertaining or present your ignorance in the open by calling others name as a response. I am fine with both, so keep the r9k-ing if it makes you feel better.
>>23010062
youre fine with both what? you can come up with insults?
ok fuck face lets see what you got
>>23010076
Both being "trying to argue a lost point" or "spamming memes", although if you happen to combine them, I'd be amused too.
As for insults, I sure need to freshen my game up, didn't do any name calling since the 5th grade. T-teach me, senpai.
>>23006858
having a gf gets boring too bruh.
grass always greener, etc. enjoy the freedom to be boring. so long as your comfortable being yourself, fuck everyone else. you come first senpai.
>>23010104
youre a fucking pussy, stop trying to debate. why the fuck are you 4chan if you want to do this? maybe you should go back to the 5th grade and see if they offer the chance to do that.
were not running for election were shitposting on a message board.
oh and just a btw you can say im dumb, lazy whatever, but i did what you cant bb i got a gf.
>>23010132
Debates are fun and an advanced level of shitposting. Calling you dumb, lazy (and most importantly: fat) doesn't sound too amusing for me, you nor the poor souls reading this shitfest. Cucklord was somehow cute even though overused, expand on that.
>but i did what you cant bb i got a gf
But senpai, getting a gf is easy even if you're dumb, lazy, fat and ugly. The tricky part is getting a great one. Is your gf really that great?
>>23010203
oh yeah shes my bae, shes funny, smart, good looking. shes really chill too, she likes to bust my balls but will always apologize after and reassure me shes just kidding.
and she copies some of my habits which is absolutely adorable, shes submissive but aggressive i honestly couldn't wish for a better one.
as for you fuck off im not debating you. you can suck my sweaty balls
>>23010236
She sounds adorable enough from what you mention. What about the negative parts?
I pass on the ball sucking, that's her job, man. Fuck offshoring.
>>23010254
negative? like i said she likes to bust my balls a lot.
not literally since you dont seem to pick up on expressions.
other than that i dont have many complaints im actually pretty easy to please and me and her are just cool with each other. if i have a problem i tell her and shes alright with me just saying it. we never had any fights or anything either kind of weird actually when you think about it. but we just get along.
she always pacifies me too which is great since im usually hot headed.
youre still a flaming homo cuck though
>>23010287
> since im usually hot headed
REALLY?
It's sure confusing, how you managed to sound like a virgin neckbeard defender while having a pretty cool relationship yourself. How long are you together, man?
>tfw no gf bcuz somehow not interested in getting one
I guess being rejected so much and being fat and fugly now, I'm just looking for fun. A gf would be nice, i guess
>tfw gf because i'm ugly and boring.
that feel when i need to take uppers to boost my confidence
>>23010383
yes and i will defend them. not the neckbeards per say but the guys on here because I know what its like to wade through the shit on here. I did it myself (i actually ended up meeting her irl though) but still i was on here for long enough to see how the shit hit the fan.
girls get showered in attention while the guys on here are left to die. I mean there is an art to garnering attention as a guy of course but that's a different story.
and a little over 4 months. it might be early but im pretty sure i would marry her/ shes definite long term material.
i remember when we first started talking i had never been that hyped about talking to a girl before. idk sometimes you get lucky i guess. i mean ive dealt with trash irl and on here. so shes like a gleaming gem among the shit.
>>23010411
>ugly
Nope. At least average, probably even hot if you wouldn't look so sad.
>>23010417
Well, 4 months is definitely very short and just the beginning but good luck, she sounds like marriage material from the stuff you said for sure.
Getting showered in attention is certainly a lot easier for a girl but it's the same wading through shit, you just have to show lesser initiative but have to deal with more shit, which is disillusioning as fuck.
>>23010438
Think you need glasses m8.
>>23010438
ok faggot now its your turn why are you defending the girls on here?
>>23010468
I don't defend anybody (hint: I called everybody seriously looking for a relationship here mental, guy or gal), simply giving a more complete picture on the situation. Since there are a lot males, that side is well known but for perspective of the chicks is clouded in assumptions.
It's shit wading for everybody. Just the qualities to find somebody decent differ. People with a penis need to show more initiative. People with a vagina need to show more patience and make more decisions. There are probably 1-5% people that would make a great match for each other, just the ways to find these people changes with gender, not the amount.
I don't have a girlfriend because my social skills eroded because of self-imposed isolation due to mental illness during college. Periods of anger, pettiness and overall insanity lost me most of my friends. I'm 27, work part-time and live with my parents. Though I've had some success as a writer, I'm not talented enough to be self-sufficient. To make matters worse, I stopped drinking, as it had a tendency to make me crazy, and feel awkward hanging out in bars.
>tldr: my lack of money, mental stability and clear career goals have made me too insecure to approach women.
>>23010554
you still dont fucking get it. dating is a numbers game, the more numbers the more likely to find someone. girls get higher numbers so its easier. the only ones complaining are too fucking picky.
i hope you die right before christmas
>inb4 jew or kwnza nigga
>>23010597
> the more numbers the more likely to find someone
The number of single girls and guys is pretty close IRL. Of course looking for a chick in a male centric environment would lower your chances.
>girls get higher numbers so its easier
Higher numbers of idiots. Just imagine the shit flipped. You're a single guy looking for a serious relationship. You get added by 300 girls. 150 send your a pic of their fat hairy cunt that didn't see a shower in weeks. 100 start sexing right away. 40 can't converse beyond "sup" and "are u there". 5 are cool but you're not compatible. Good fucking luck lasting till you meet the 5 potential dates.
Also you can't be too picky. Only have too high standards for what you have to offer aka. delusion. If you're a great guy/gal, you'd be an absolutely retarded to settle for somebody who isn't just as great.
>i hope you die right before christmas
Shit, at least let me ace my exams first.
>>23010643
if you think im reading that ur fucked kid. why dont you just get the fuck out of here. well, desu im going cause sleep.
you are hands down the biggest fucking cuck ive met on here though.
>>23010656
>having difficulties to read ~150 words
That's pretty sad, friend. Good night.
>>23010669
seriously hope i never meet you on here again. you were the most unfunny little fucker i have ever had the displeasure of talking to.
>>23010699
>the most unfunny little fucker i have ever had the displeasure of talking to
Now that was finally something solid. 6/10.
>>23010699
Nice dubs
>>23010711
Now let's get this train back on the rails.
>>23010736
Bring in the rare pepes!
>>23010586
Bump for pity
TFW i can only flirt when drunk,
Tfw i can't get it up when i'm drunk
>realize chances of getting lucky on /soc/ are slim to none
>decide to go out into the real world
>hit up the mall and sit at the food court people watching
>everyone looks 18 and dressed in money
>supermodel looks, straight white teeth, beaming smiles
Goddamn. Is the whole world like this? It's been so long since I left the house.
Part of me is grateful for the eyecandy, but the other part is truly intimidated that I'm just too much of a troglodyte to ever fit in.
>>23010709
>>23010711
>>23010736
>>23010743
>>23011073
>>23010842
>>23011856
wow for all the shit you wanna fling without me, this thread is as dead as an autustic kids ability to socialize.
oh wait...
>tfw no gf because i'm not really searching for romance or commitment right now and i have a really cute fwb relationship with my best friend
>tfw we go on dates and hold hands in public and have kinky sex multiple times a week
>tfw we met when i was in my last poly relationship and she respected that i had romance with someone else and really enjoyed that i treated our friendship as an equal but different connection
>tfw apart from her my love life has been normal and i've constantly felt loved throughout my life
>>23006858
>tfw put all eggs into the basket of girl I thought she was the one
>tfw after 4+ years she leaves me for someone she met 2 weeks before
>tfw gave up everything so that we would be happy someday
>tfw no money
>tfw I was the cuck all along.
>>23013656
If it's any comfort to you, she was done with you long before, but stuck around because she didn't want to be single for more than six hours.
Bitches ain't loyal. At least she left you first.
I'm boring af. All I do is get baked and internet all day. Occasionally (maybe 5x a week) I'll walk my dog for 30mins and then go back home.
I'm going to Barcelona with a girl in March and I hardly know her. She's messaged me ~15 times this year and the question came from nowhere. As far as I know we're just going to be baking all day and looking around. All I've spoken to her about is weed and she invites me to Barcelona with her...
I'm probably a 4/10 (fat/ugly) so I have no idea how to approach this...
I guess what I'm getting at OP is just be yourself, do what you'd normally do and hopefully you'd find yourself a friend who's just as fucked as you.