how about an assume thread, the other one is super stale
>>22975972
I assume you don't get much sleep
>>22975972
spends way too much time in the mirror
>>22975972
Sure, fella.
You have/are/one day work as a bartender. You get big tips for being a good conversationalist.
>>22975988
I'll assume you don't think you need a haircut
>>22975987
It's time to eat
>>22975986
Bitchy exterior. Real sweetheart when you open up.
>>22975987
Total bro. Will help you move into a new place and ask nothing in return.
>>22975988
Overall nice dude, if a little shy at times.
>>22975986
I assume you pick your nose.
>>22975972
Is an English major
>>22975986
Adores and owns more than 3 cats
>>22975987
Obviously enjoys cooking, however doesn't enjoy the irregular hours that he has to work as a chef
>>22975988
Is native american
>>22975991
Lives in Wisconsin
>>22976026
1 cat but only because I believe in monogamy and I refuse to share my heart with any other cat
>>22975986
knows how to cook
>>22975987
doesn't know how to actually cook
>>22975988
plays an instrument of some sort
>>22976026
cougars love you
>>22976026
I assume you teach zumba and have slept with a cougar more than once
>>22975986
eat your own boogers
>>22975987
sucks at cooking
>>22975988
can play ukulele
>>22976026
Milf hunter
>>22975986
i assume you live somewhere very cold
>>22975987
spends way too much time in the kitchen
>>22976018
i assume your friends are jelly of your beard
>>22976026
you exercise religiously, but not just the glamor muscles. you work on your core
>>22975972
Smashes chicks all day
>>22975986
Doesn't have a bf currently
>>22975987
Is very clever lol
>>22975988
Confused personality
>>22975991
Super fun guy
>>22976071
If you can call it a beard. It's gone now.
Assumptions incoming.
>>22976035
Fair enough, I only own one cat as well :)
And nope, I don't teach Zumba, I was only attending that one class to take pictures for someone
>>22975972
Work parttime as crimson chin
>>22975986
Struggles to empathize
>>22975987
It's raw.
>>22975988
Indi casino
>>22975991
Best drinking buddy ever
>>22976026
Lifts way more than you look you lift.
>>22976059
Slightly russian
>>22976087
Wishes he was a grade A chef.
>>22976095
Fight club member
>>22975972
You're quite smart, and you some form of science/mathematics.
>>22975986
You really like New York City.
>>22975987
You're a really interesting guy.
>>22975988
You play the guitar.
>>22976018
You're currently dating around, searching for a compatible match.
>>22976026
You flirt with cougars at a zumba class.
>>22976041
You're favourite type of music is mainstream rock.
>>22975972
narcistic
>>22975986
smokes weed
>>22975987
nice to everyone, but often stuck in friendzone
>>22975988
listens metal
>>22975991
loves queuchua stuff and travelling
>>22976026
was fat, changed lifestyle
>>22976041
shy, a bit socially awkward
>>22976059
heavy smoker
>>22976087
owns several pairs of air max, tries to fit in in new country
>>22976095
browses /b/ a lot
>>22976107
Parties alot. Mirin the hair btw
>>22976121
Smokes weed all day errday
>>22976121
You're German.
>>22975991
You like drinking ale.
>>22976154
I assume you're about to kill yourself
>>22976087
You're Jarrod Alonge's spanish cousin
>>22976154
Once done blasting to Meshuggah you switch to Taylor swift and Hozier
>>22976154
Your favourite band is Kalmah.
>>22976146
You like to go fishing.
short vs faggot fringe i'm trying to pull off
Assume
>>22976188
Grow the fringe longer and then do a side backslick, keep the sides short like you do.
>>22975972
would look cute in my bed the morning after rough sex (pls)
>>22975986
uses tumblr, so ~quirky, so differunt than the other gurls!11, thinks that she is alternative (is wrong)
>>22975987
constantly cuts off conversations to correct other people and will smugly cite facts, is a vidya snob
>>22975988
posts his dick in dick rate threads, likes metal bands that are from foreign countries
>>22975991
thinks he knows stuff about beer, wants to travel the world, has s good amount of casual sex but it's usually awkward casual sex
>>22976018
has worked at a gas station or convenience store, cares a lot about what his parents think, lives in the midwest, all relationships have been psychotic girlfriends that are almost always chubby
>>22976026
slightly autistic so he tries to compensate by being metrosexual, often fucks older women, jerks off to extremely oily anal porn with the brazilian girls who have gigantic asses, close with his siblings
>>22976041
dreams of going to las vegas, loves club-culture and enjoys synthetic drugs, thinks he's a cool party dude but he's mostly an awkward tag-along, dates younger naive girls
>>22976059
german/russian/norwegian/finnish with the accent, goes through short bursts of trying to get /fit/ and will browse the board religiously for a week before giving up again, lives with his parents or grandparents, owns a pair of those weird european dress shoes that are super long-toed, is always there for his friends when they need him
>>22976087
has an extremely active instagram account, his parents are fairly well-off foreigners, obsessed with pale white women, most of his identity surrounds his hair, is in college and works extremely hard on his academics, has lots of huge life goals, bad at texting
>>22976095
uses omegle a lot, plays LoL, was emo in high school, dates 5's and 6's who have shitty piercings, acne scars and faded dyed hair
>>22976345
Haven't ever used Tumblr and don't think of myself in any of the ways you described
>>22976349
gamer girl
>>22976193
not santa, not gandalf...hermit
>>22976188
short looks good, prob fit
>>22976154
esoteric, from the countryside and hates it
>>22976146
spends a lot on traveling
>>22976121
business student
>>22976107
di caprios cousin. bi
>>22976095
shy guy who observes a lot
>>22976087
arab who lives in europe
>>22976095
Never been out of the city.
>>22976107
Exclusively shops organic. Pretty cool dude.
>>22976121
Was once an aspiring edm producer. Now in an indie rock band.
>>22976146
Bungie Jumps
>>22976154
Doesn't actually live in Finland, may or may not be Finnish.
>>22976188
Intimidating to new people. Nice dude once he opens up.
>>22976193
Drives too slow.
>>22976349
Former coke addict.
>>22976345
i want to assume you're a grill and i would hope i'm right in that assumption kek
>>22976193
clearly a good taste in fantasy
>>22976154
cool finnish guy, you've used the word 'neato' a little too much in your life
>>22976107
lives in the UK, thinks a lot about his eyebrows, unironically says "lads", his mom calls him constantly, watches a lot of porn and plays fifa or sports games
>>22976121
nice guy, dates really pretty blonde girls, reads a lot about other cultures or sciencey things, tries to dress nice but is unsure of his fashion sense so he's consulted /fa/ in the past with no success, has siblings that are much older or much younger than him, parents are divorced
>>22976146
likes weed culture, misses high school, your Dad is much cooler than you and is trying to help you out
>>22976154
depressed, into game of thrones, loves extremely nerdy things like magic and D&D, will never cut your hair, has a small group of close-knit friends, would date a feminist
>>22976188
thinks this is a hair advice thread
>>22976193
that guy who spends most of his energy on things that he thinks are funny, regularly posts funny thread replies, mediocre academically, has had a crush on the same girl for like 80 years now but will never ask her out
>>22976349
huge cunt, has a girly-things aesthetic blog, "obsessed" with makeup but not able to actually do makeup well, would be easy to get nudes from even in threads
>>22976355
is a buttmad quirky hipster feminist, thinks she's one of the boys, all of her anon posts mention that she's female
>>22976379
Yes I am a grill btw
notice me senpai pls orbit
Let's hear it
>>22976385
Rofl"feminist" and " one of the boys" doesn't quite go together now does it
>>22976390
what if senpai has already noticed you?
>>22976405
you work at a panera bread
>>22975986
cosplayer, art student
>>22975987
makes the best spaghetti in town
>>22975988
surfs, has a lot of feelings
>>22975991
dual survival reject
>>22976018
probably owns a shotgun
>>22976026
wasting time while mom's at aerobics class
>>22976035
has real ambitions, has a PhD
>>22976041
wears sunglasses when it's night
>>22976059
goes to a different friend's house every night to crash
>>22976087
draws, hands out poorly designed business cards
>>22976095
codes, likes undertale a lot
>>22976107
420
>>22976121
has a Labrador retriever, looking for love
ill post more soon
>>22976422
>rofl xD
It does desu. The categories of "feminism" and "omg one of the bois I drank a beer once haha so chill" are both attributes of people who have attention-whore personalities and often go hand-in-hand.
You can tell that I'm right about you being some type of an attention whore, because you've posted in an assumptions thread and now you're getting upset that somebody assumed things about you that isn't positive white-knight based bullshit.
Your self esteem thrives solely on quirky grill-posting.
>>22976423
T-that can't be true, he hasn't given me his k-kik.
(I'm not a weeaboo I promise)
>>22976435
has a lot of bitchy friends but is actually a pretty genuine person and a good friend, likes games and is kind of obnoxious about it, hangs out in skype group calls, has over-protective parents, changes her hair colour/style often but they almost always suit her, is a dog person
>>22976146
too scared to bungee jump, but the views nice
>>22976154
looks like dying, but actually just wants some french fries
>>22976188
serious guy at the gym
>>22976193
is a fan of the good ol' memes back in the good ol' days
>>22976349
doesn't show up to class often.
>>22976371
has a weird voice and loves playing smash
>>22976395
probably really into bondage
>>22976405
always in the mood to send nudes
>>22976385
English isn't mother tongue so I wouldnt say lad much, lad. I don't own a console and I've got a gf, but sure, porn sometimes. Mom went black dad and left when young.
Are we supposed to answer these or just leave be?
>>22976475
That was abnormally accurate
>>22976462
I'd say you're about 50%! Definitely a cat person and too introvert for skype group calls, but I think my friends are neato. At least IMHO haha.
>>22975986
You like rough anal
>>22975987
You have sucked a few cocks, nothing too gay
>>22975988
You have gotten your hair caught in a door before
>>22975991
You're homeless
>>22976018
You have a terrible relationship with your family
>>22976041
Genuinely nice guy
>>22976059
Real proud of his mustache
>>22976087
You spent an hour on your hair
>>22976107
Alcoholic
>>22976349
Stupid bitch that hasn't fingers
>>22976371
Funny guy
>>22976435
Theater student
>>22976462
i think his kik was wralk
>>22976395
>>22976475
Yeah, I get that vibe from him too. Like, he likes to be called "Daddy" but doesn't like the other creepy aspect of the Daddy/Little fetish like diapers or pacifiers.
>>22976479
You can totally answer if you want, I'm interested to know as long as people aren't going to get needlessly angry.
>>22976405
is jealous in relationships and dates dramatic people and therefore always has crazy over-the-top break-ups.
>>22976484
I was going to say either a cat OR dog person but super firm one way or the other, but then I decided on dogs. That's cool. I'm definitely a cat person too.
>>22976488
probably has a cool voice, over-posts on soc because he needs the confidence boost but I support it, mostly jerks off to jap porn, jerks off SUPER OFTEN, has one super specific band or artist that he listens to constantly
>>22976492
siq
>>22976506
HAH, definitely. One of the reasons I love these threads is 'cause you really think you can tell who's into kinks.
I can't really assume on others as I am on my phone
Any responses are appreciated, brethren.
Oh boy here we go.
>>22976536
I've never been so unsure about someone in my life. Possible serial murderer. Has a lot of cats in the garage.
>>22976536
Definite american.
>>22976536
typical /pol/ regular and >>22976555
>>22976538
Into artsy things like poetry or writing
>>22976435
Trying to look really innocent because you think that boys will like it (they do)
>>22976405
Burn bright, die young kind of guy. Probably uses drugs, and know several gang members.
>>22976395
Old guy who tries to look young, or young guy who looks really old, can't decide. Doesn't have a lot of life experience.
>>22976371
Nice guy trying to be more manly and alpha, probably going to have a nice wife, nice family and work as a dentist.
>>22976349
Trying to fit in a group of friends who are all metalheads, not understanding her feelings, and finding lack of understanding from other people.
>>22976193
Geek who tries, and semi succeedes to make it cool, but never as much as he wants to.
>>22976188
A guy who was actually nice and beta, but decided to improve and work on himself, becoming a better version of himself. Went a long way.
>>22976154
A sad mofo. No direction other than video games and music, trying to gather his thoughts.
>>22976146
Dude with rich parents, trying to look cool with sunglasses that don't fit him. Probably goes to a ton of cool places and activities, but can't get a girlfriend.
>>22976121
Understands social environment pretty well. Fairly good at talking to people, but don't really like them. Behavior not natural, but thought true, and self taught.
>>22976107
self centered, concerned about his looks. Kind of poor. Doesn't have a lot of meaning to his life.
>>22976095
24 y. old. still living with parents, playing LoL,
>>22976087
Kind of cunty to other people. Fake smiling a lot. Loves his instagram profile.
>>22976041
Just started going out and clubbing. First good night out. Still not really calibrated.
>>22975991
Super present and chill dude. Possibly spiritual. Lives life positively. A lots of good vibes (would fuck him if i was into guys)
>>22975988
Deep dude. Thinks A LOT. Probably doesn't like people around him. Doesn't love rock/metal to much, even to everyone think he's a metalhead.
>>22976371
really into obscure german films and obscure german craft beers
>>22976395
doesn't enjoy participating in much of anything
likes to watch
likes to watch everything
>>22976405
talks about all the drugs you've done but actually you've only ever smoked weed
is a lightweight
>>22976435
doesn't get a lot of jokes at first
everyone thinks it's funny to not explain them to you tho
>>22976488
you think that you are the funniest person you know
a lot of people think you're a fuckin weirdo
but you're actually real chill
>>22976536
an elder god
>>22976538
has a really soft feminine voice that you're self-conscious of
you can sing rly well
>>22976687
HAH, that's PRECISE.
you look like you party hard and do crazy drugs when you study abroad. Maybe trynna toss cigarettes too.
you're all faggots
especially this guy
>>22975988
>>22976687
A fucking badass just because of the sorority noise sweatshirt. Not to mention a 10/10 on looks. Congrats, you win
>>22976687
great taste in music, has a lot of guy friends, smokes cigarettes only socially (also omg what a little cutie STOP)
>>22976745
is having a bad day
>>22976687
Actually I don't have a high feminine voice at all! I do sing choir and such! I sing basso profundo. Lowest note I can comfortably hit is A1. My speaking voice is more of a baritone and its a wee bit raspy actually.
>>22976462
Lol wtf
>>22976435
Lol good one. I do plan on having a PhD
>>22976687
Raves. Drinks. Probably has a dirty secret involving a secret joy for MLP and Steven Universe.
oh man this thread got resurrected
>>22976731
aw man not really, i don't do drugs at all t.b.h altho i am continually, perpetually trying to quit smoking
>>22976753
waaaah thank you! i think you're the first person on /soc/ to recognize the sweatshirt. n_n
>>22976790
thank you omg <3
p accurate really, i dunno if my taste is great but i think it's p dank
>>22976968
aw man okay that's dope tho!!!
>>22977284
i've never been to a rave but yeah all of those v v accurate
i may have gone to a mlp convention when i was in high school which is just
god
why
you look like you really fuckin' loved the movie drive and you make a lot of real human bean jokes and i also make a lot of those jokes so we would be great friends
>>22976687
Potential Daddy Issues. Crazy good taste in music. Hangs with dudes all the time
>>22977284
Weird taste in music. Browses /b/
>is the dude
>>22977279
Yes!! Power to the cat! And the gorgeous young intelligent woman who lives with him!
>>22977367
You're an-cap
>>22977284
Your favorite film is 8 1/2
>>22976538
You're too good for Wes Anderson
>>22976488
You're an Econ major
>>22977447
What the hell is an an-cap
>>22977454
Anarcho-capitalist. I'll also take libertarian or objectivist.
>>22975972
Have little/no romance in life.
>>22975986
Your nose is probably naturally malformed like that.
>>22975987
You cook, but you don't do it very well.
>>22975988
You cross-dress at night.
>>22975991
You've shot and killed a deer before.
>>22976018
You go to the gym.
>>22976026
You're some low or middle-management worker.
>>22976041
You have an inflated ego.
>>22976059
You unironically appreciate modern art.
>>22976087
You're a mulatto.
>>22976095
You're from a Nordic country.
>>22976107
You're a womanizer.
>>22976121
You're a male feminist.
>>22976146
You're actually Justin Trudeau.
>>22976154
You post spurdo sparde menes :DD
>>22976188
You played football in highschool.
>>22976193
You live with your parents.
>>22976349
You're an unabashed turboslut.
>>22976371
You're gay.
>>22976395
You're a reptilian.
>>22976405
You play yourself off as a "thug" but u ain't a reah nigga senpai.
>>22976435
You browse tumblr.
>>22976488
You have less than ideal vision.
>>22976536
You're a /pol/ack and a future mass shooter.
>>22976538
You're supporting Bernie.
>>22976687
You're a fun person.
>>22977284
You ride a cheap ass Yamaha or some other Jap bike.
>>22977367
You're a Republican.
>>22977447
You're a feminist and/or a lesbian.
What are you lot doing on 4chan anyways? Y'all seem like a bunch of conceited tumblrites or Facebookers, a few excluded.
>mfw
>>22977560
I enjoy 4chan, that's about it.
>>22977326
The rest of /soc/ obviously does not realize what they are missing out on. Been to any of their shows before? They are a blast like all angry emo shows are.
>>22977367
nah my dad is like my favorite person in the world
>>22977560
that was actually not even mean wow that was unexpected
idk i like /soc/ because some of the people are pretty fun and interesting and i also just really like complimenting people and telling people what i like about their faces in rate threads
and i've been here since i was like 14 so there's no escape now anyway u feel me
>>22977712
yes!! i actually went to one of their shows last month when they were on tour with knucklepuck and seaway and some other bands, it was amazing
like realtalk there was some quiet undignified weeping in the pit, sorority noise fucks my shit up
it was dank.
>>22977748
>pit
THANK YOU! Finally a girl that does not wimp out during a high energy show.I love the adrenaline rush. I actually bruised my lung at a show before in the pit and you are damn right I finished out that whole Against Me! set
>>22977560
I don't give a shit about the election. I lean more towards Trump mostly because he's a fucking troll. US politics is a joke.
