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>>22960079
>>22960081
Gettin' a bro-worthy vibe off both of you, so I am assuming you guys are Bro tier.
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>>22960096
You play DnD and get drunk while doing it.
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>>22960079
i bet you're doing a degree in an arts or humanities subject. also youre name is Alberto Barbosa

>>22960081
kekked at your shirt, i bet you're cool

>>22960096
flame really hard on online vidya but nice irl

>>22960097
had a homosexual experience

>>22960107
shitposts HARD on other boards
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>>22960107
I'd request a vocaroo just in case
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i assume you all listen to bad music
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>>22960097
you give no fucks about what people think about you, and you're a bro cause you appear to be a climber.

>>22961989
you're probably either really fucking good or soccer or never played in your life
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>>22960079
you would spent 3 months straight outdoors if you got some amazing exp out of it
>>22960081
you can ride your bike with no handlebars
>>22960107
you cant wait for finals to be over or your finals are done nad youre so happy
>>22961989
youre pretty fucking coordinated with your body
>>22961998
perhaps
youre good at finding food in weird places
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>>22962009
You have about one or two close friends and you probably have a small job or something. You're either a girl or a guy who cross-dresses, and you've been in a few relationships that lasted a few weeks / months, but nothing serious came of any of it.
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>>22960079
Likes hiking

>>22960081
Likes.... biking, obviously

>>22960096
What language is that?

>>22960097
Is too sexy for his shirt

>>22960107
Posts here way too often. Seriously dude

>>22961989
Soccer is your religion

>>22961998
This fucking cat. I cannot browse /mu/ without seeing this fucking cat

>>22962001
Not really sure what to make of you, other people's photos had something to go by

>>22962009
Collects vinyl?
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>>22960068
i deaded
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>>22960079
You own a set of maracas that you carry around whereever you go in-case of an emergency

>>22960081
You like riding bicycles

>>22960096
You are either a father of 3+ or have never seen a vagina and enjoy mmos

>>22960107
You have a northern accent probably play LoL

>>22961989
You have chest hair

>>22962001
You listen to electronic music

>>22962009
You wear Vans or Converse

>>22962041
You are often late for things
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>>22962020
i am a girl and i have a few more close friends than 2 but yeah the last part did happen once or twice
>>22962029
nope:(
>>22962041
you dont like to talk much but you have no problem starting conversations
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>>22962009
your blood pressure is probably normal or close to normal.
>>22962001
you once saw a red pickup truck.
>>22961989
You have a lot of friends online.
>>22960107
One time you held a cat.
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>>22962060
Very accurate femanon>>22962041
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>>22962055
i dont think i ever have. i liked dc a lot when i was in high school
>>22962068
ye its usually normal or a bit high when im at the doctors or stressed bc anxiety <3
just realized you were being sarcastic
>>22962055
sometimes life sucks a lot of dick for you but youve come to expect that
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>>22962086
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>>22962107
look im barely awake i just started drinking shit coffee
i like u though
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>>22961989
Good at smash

>>22962001
Plays guitar

>>22962009
Speaks 2 languages

>>22962041
You're a Dan.

>>22962055
Lives in Europe
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>>22962128
likes metal, maybe plays it as well, also geeky
>>22962055
you like online media stuff, read a lot online, run a blog or so
>>22962041
makes crazy jokes
>>22962009
discusses a lot about lgbt and women rights and politics
>>22962001
likes fashion, seem horny
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>>22962205
ignores me whenever i compliment him
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>>22960079
Left wing ostrich
>>22960096
Listens to coldplay
>>22960097
Likes; guns dislikes; wild animals
>>22960107
Catholic
>>22961989
Bandwagonner, from morroco, never been to madrid in his life
>>22962001
Listens/produces EDM often, brags about his shit productions
>>22962009
Blasts off DMT occaisonely, owns tarot cards
>>22962041
Makes suicide threats, never follows up
>>22962055
Can't whistle
>>22962128
Exclusively listens to grindcore
>>22962205
Prefers reading to digital entertainment
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>>22962233
no pic, who are you? sry if I ignored haha
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>>22962241
>Bandwagonner, from morroco, never been to madrid in his life
my dad's literally from madrid and my mom is from castille la mancha kek

you look like a brit that comes to spain to throw up in the streets and fuck up hotel rooms
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>>22962205
oh not really
took a queer lit theory class though before i dropped it bc i didnt want to do a presentation <3
youre super content with life and youre very sure of yourself
>>22962241
i owned tarot cards when i was 13 haha. dmt i dont think so
youre easy going + super easy to talk to
>>22962128
learning really fucking broken french so i guess that doesnt count lol
you look super familiar to me
you super love classical guitar music
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>>22962254
great if I make that impression, but it's not THAT perfect haha
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>>22962246
>>>22962221
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>>22962271
how do you do that
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>>22962294
do what
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>>22962269
its all about the impression of confidence t b h f a m
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>>22962299
You like Marvin Gaye
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>>22962302
i'm indifferent
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>>22962254
Maybe you do know me. UK?
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>>22962271
I didnt notice it then...
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>>22962357
nope <3
>>22962370
youre tall and people stare at you a lot in the street
>>22962299
your sleep is fucked up
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>>22962377
How did you know I was tall? Can you really tell height from a face?
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>>22962370
>>22962380
your ceiling light is literally directly behind your head
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>>22962380
No, son. The light fixture behind you.
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>>22962377
sorcerous wench

i didn't realize how pretty you were until just now, f a m. i'm watching rick and morty. come over?
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>>22960079
Likes mangos.
>>22960081
Hygiene is not a priority.
>>22960096
In love with your cousin, she doesn't know tho.
>>22960097
Girls find you annoying.
>>22960107
Good relationship with mother.
>>22961989
Trying to make that hair style happen.
>inb4 gretchen weiners
>>22962001
People assume you're gay.
>>22962009
Has two really close friends.
>>22962041
Won many internet arguments.
Cute btw
>>22962055
Has political opinions.
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>>22962384
>>22962385
Alright, I'm tall and stupid. Got it.
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>>22962396
to watch rick and morty sure haha also thanks <3
>>22962397
yeeeep i do <3
you major in art and/or theater, youre like 20 years old, and you like uncanny valley shit
your family is like y u no major in stem? but its like nah
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Can't assume atm, will do in few hours when I get home
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>>22962401
And humble, as it turns out. Which makes you not stupid. Morons lack humility.
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>>22962397
>Trying to make that hair style happen.
lol no, i was somewhere tropical and the heat and extreme humidity fucked my shit up

im going to assume this is the only board you post on
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>>22960081
your legs are broken many times
>>22960096
you love mcdonalds
>>22960097
you're from USA
>>22960107
votes for Trump
>>22961989
Cristiano Ronaldo lover
>>22962055
not very much salary
>>22962128
future scientist
>>22962414
guitar player
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>>22962241
>>22962205
Never listened to grindcore, but had a black metal phase. .
>>22962445
Going for physics after too many gap years. Hopefully you're right.
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>>22962445
>not very much salary

Kek
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>>22962295
link to another post like that?
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>>22962397
600+ friends on facebook
>>22962414
weird taste in music, but probably chill
>>22962445
you live on one of the american coasts
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>>22960068
Judge me
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>>22962741
Fuckin IPad
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>>22962741
For future ref
Screenshot the original, crop down the screenshot
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>>22962009

you would like to marry me
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>>22962397
You definitely like to be a center of attention in a group of your friends.

>>22962414
A fellow metalhead maybe? I used to have long hair.

>>22962445
A bit reserved and clever but definitely not a social outcast. You just prefer a smaller group of trustworthy friends.

>>22962733
Are you regarded as some kind of stranger (in a possitive way)?

Now hit me as hard as you can, do it!
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>>22960079
Likes Chinese food

>>22960081
Lives life on the edge

>>22960107
Screenshots his convos and asks his bros for help

>>22961989
Gets sweaty around qt girls

>>22962001
Down to earth
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>>22962428
On the contrary I'm relatively new to this board.
>>22962733
Barely use that shit.
>>22963050
I have approx 1 friend in the country.
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>>22960079
Funny and sweet guy with a pet frog

>>22960081
Sporty dude that also does extreme snowboarding
>>22960096
Sweetheart that is misunderstood
>>22960097
The type of guy to get naked first >>22960107
Sweet but sarcastic
>>22961989
You seem like you enjoy soccer
>>22962001
You're really cute and look like an all American boy
>>22962009
Interesting but friendly , elusive appeal >>22962055
Really good friend with lots of awesome hobbies , quiet
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>>22962741
You look like a vampire stop taking pictures for the ceiling
>>22963071
Very cute. Listen to black veil bride. Band sucks by bother way

>>22963123
Looks like you just hate everyone. Maybe bad break up. Very pretty tho
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>>22963123
Parents are rich
>>22963071
Went through the goth stage
>>22963050
Lives up north
>>22962741
Lives in Australia
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>>22963123
Has a bitchy resting face but is the nicest person ever
>>22963071
Into girls?
>>22963050
Keeps in touch with college buddies
>>22962445
Would vote for Hillary
>>22962397
Into drama
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>>22963147
Ate a ridiculously elaborate breakfast this morning.
>>22963145
You look a lot like my cousin. You know two programming languages.
>>22963123
Afraid of wild animals.
>>22963071
You own/have owned/ will own a Prius at some point in your life.
>>22963050
You play the drums.
>>22962741
You are spiderman.
>>22962733
You get sick of people asking to stick their hands in your most bodacious 'fro.
>>22962445
Loves Pizza.
>>22962414
Child actor in a candy bar commercial.
>>22962397
Working shitty retail job that you hate, and are considering getting into stripping.
>>22962299
Sells pills.
>>22962241
Very shy around new people at first, but will come out of your shell after a few days.
>>22962205
Fucking guitar master.
>>22962128
Afraid of spiders.
>>22962009
You play the ukelele.
>>22962001
Will jump in for you in a fight.
>>22961989
Made a facebook account for your cat.
>>22960107
You fucked my sister and fell in love, but then you got trust issues when she started fucking me.
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>>22963187
Hahaha wow I get that a lot
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>>22962445
>not very much salary

>>22963123
>You seem like you enjoy soccer
likes BBC
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Left pic is current, hair normally looks more like in the right pic
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>>22963380
>likes BBC
how do guys think they can tell this from a pic?
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>>22963691
well this is the assumption thread and you saw me in a football kit and said i like soccer so i gave you a real assumption

so answer the question do you or don't you
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>>22963691
I was wondering the same
>>22963743
No sorry,cut white cocks 7.5 - and up only
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>>22963792
>someone has to mutilate their penis to have sex with you

what's your opinion on female circumcision?
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>>22963808
I'm a hypocrite , I feel it's wrong for both sexes but if you've got a mutilated one why not ? I still think it looks great , even juicier
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>>22963840
ok as long as you realize it's hypocritical

the combination is still funny tho, cause non whites are the ones that circumcise themselves, aside from the US. so the massive majority of white people are uncut.
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>>22963851
That makes sense now ,I once fell in love with a Dutch man and he wasn't cut , and I fucked a Brit and surprisingly he wasn't cut either , but the Americans are almost always cut , which is peculiar since most aren't really Jewish or anything
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>>22963909
fuck you, firstly you need to rate others
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>>22963691
I think you meant to ask the other girl but sure why not. i've never been with a black guy but i don't see why i wouldn't enjoy it
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was meant for you:>>22963743
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>>22960081
Viking
>>22960097
Voting for Hillary
>>22961989
Was good at soccer but had a injury
>>22962001
Football player
>>22962009
have more than 30+ books
>>22962370
Nordic
>>22962397
You hate your hair
>>22962414
Metal enthusiast
>>22962445
>not very much salary
kek you're mean
>>22962733
Good at beatboxing
>>22963050
Suomi
>>22963071
Used to be emo
>>22963123
Extreme mood changes during periods
>>22963887
parties at least 2 times a week
>>22964105
travels a lot or will when you get older
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>>22960079
Socially outgoing
>>22960097
Also socially outgoing, lives for adventure
>>22961989
Likes soccer (not sure if your shirt is related to soccer, you just look like someone who would enjoy soccer)
>>22962001
College student
>>22962009
Likes vidya, especially old vidya
>you can ride your bike with no handlebars
Of course I can!
>>22962041
Has lots of friends
>>22962055
Skateboards, or used to
>>22962128
Nerdy, browses /g/ and Reddit (sorry)
>>22962205
Likes going innawoods
>>22962241
Is going to die of cancer
>>22962299
Has some close friends but doesn't really like other people besides those close friends
>>22962370
Browses /fit/ and/or lifts
>>22962397
Likes reading books
>Hygiene is not a priority.
Wrong, I like being clean
>>22962414
Browses /b/, listens to metal
>>22962445
Enjoys traveling and is a qt3.14
>your legs are broken many times
Kind of. I had a severely broken leg once. Two other times I think I had leg/ankle/foot fractures, but I didn't get an x-ray either time so I'm not positive.
>>22962733
Was the 'cool kid' in high school, but not the Chad type. The type who was liked by everyone (except maybe not the teachers).
>>22962741
(uɐɯ-ɹǝpıds sı ɹo) ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ uı sǝʌıן
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>>22963050
Adventurous
>>22963071
Browses /mu/ and/or /x/, listens to a lot of music
>Lives life on the edge
Eh, kind of. I'll take risks, but I'm not stupid about it. As in, I'll ski off a 20 foot cliff but I'll wear a helmet and back protector.
>>22963123
Quiet. Doesn't have many friends, by choice.
>Sporty dude that also does extreme snowboarding
So close. Extreme skiing.
>pic related
>>22963145
Browses /biz/, likes and/or is good with computers.
>>22963147
Likes working on stuff. Perhaps electrical engineering or something similar.
>>22963171
Is usually nice to people, but sometimes gets mad for no reason.
>>22963187
Quiet, artistic
>>22963607
Lives in England, likes being 'proper' or 'fancy' or whatever
>>22963887
Socially outgoing
>>22964105
Likes photography, has a neat/well-organized home, obsessive about something (I don't know what)
>>22964211
Is going to die of cancer
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Let's see
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>>22964211
You look like my cousin Johnny.
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>>22962445
Don't drive well. Make little half cry/half moan sounds during sex.
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>>22965004
>Browses /fit/ and/or lifts

both, good job
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gonna do my assumptions in a separate comment, still don't know what to say.
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>>22968280 assumptions here

>>22965175
maybe you dabble in meth use sometimes?

>>22964211
Is going to die of cancer alongside me

>>22963123
look like you're generally upset with something

>>22963050
young santa?

>>22962741
you must be from australia (ha ha ha ha)

>>22962414
metal fan

>>22962397
Lorde impersonator?

>>22962401
Tall and stupid :(

>>22962370
please don't fuck my girl

>>22962299
chill b o y s

>>22962241
gonna die of cancer as well as the other guy and myself ayy

>>22962205
you play starcraft

>>22962041
you smoke a fair amount of weed probably
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>>22968305
Would definitely sleep with a 14 year old.
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>>22968280
Has a non STEM degree.
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>>22968333
damn, hit the nail on the head there
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im not allowed 2 assume things about ppl
im prob just sayin that so i can get away w/ postin and not havin 2 look at other ppls pix tho
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Assume away
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>>22968400
You haven't actually paid attention to dry humor before?
>>22968305
Soft guy underneath the chain and other finery
>>22968280
English major
>>22964211
Majors in caffeine and nicotine like me
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>>22968400
ur not lillamb
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>>22968408
You should most definitely not be awake right now but can't fall asleep and are tired of normal entertainment
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>>22968425

Damn right on point
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>>22968416

Seems like something deep inside is bothering you. Maybe related to a girl.
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>>22968416
i dont pay attention 2 anything i have adhd
>>22968419
tru
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>>22968446
Damn it, sideways again.
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>>22968416
Tranny/10
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>>22968379
Its something about your face. No one in our science or math departments has a face like that.
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>>22968457
nope, normal cis gendered dude here.

closet pedophile?
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>>22968467
Nope.
Software guy.
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>>22968470
"Software guy," CSE grad student here watcha been up to guy?

JScript/PHP dev for my university atm
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>>22968416
your college major is cheekbones
>>22968408
you hate your father
>>22968400
you don't like minorities
>>22968305
lost v card at a youngish age but has trouble with getting the sex currently
>>22968280
you wear boxer briefs
>>22964211
you dabble in the boipussy
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>>22960097
BRO/10 WOULD GO ON ADVENTURE
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>>22963187
You look like my first wife.
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>>22960097
Julian? what are you doing here?
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>>22968501
Damn bro can't say that I envy your employer
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>>22962445
>not very much salary
YEAH that's EXACTLY what he wants to hear, and would have never expected from an asian girl LOL
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>>22968479
i like everyone
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>>22968503
I'm new to mobile. Fuck off.
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>>22968517
Seems like you're new to the chan, too.
If you can't take a joke you're gunna have a bad time.

Try scaling the resolution down or rotating it 90 deg on your phone
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>>22968510
You're a nice guy but you tend to snap suddenly, which has led to you cutting people out of contact.
>>22968510
topkek
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>>22968522
I usually can't tell when people are joking. Sry.
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>>22968479
You look like a Darren.

You have a friend named James, who Is dead.

You love weed
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>>22968526
...holy shit, how did you know??
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>>22968531
My best friend is a James! I hate weed though. I used to love it though.
>>22968514
:/
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>>22968479
actually lost it at 17 and now i fuck hella girls
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>>22968544
go you.
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>>22968540
I'm sorry about your friend.
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>>22968510
finished uni, now working
>>22968490
here you seem a bit queer, good lookin dude
>>22968479
likes folk music and woodstock
>>22968416
used to be a bit nerdy now more extroverted and /fa. interesting face btw
>>22968408
you like to draw and weed
>>22968400
is dangerous to herself
>>22968305
likes hip hop culture but doesnt really fit in there
>>22968280
likes crime and noir movies
>>22965175
doesnt go to the hairdresser
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>>22964211 Hyperactive, likes high speed, and drives drunk;

>>22968280 Is obsessed about big breasts;

>>22968479 Is repelled by naivety;

>>22968596 Has a scary laughter.
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I'm the guy
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>>22969618
You put "I love ____ on all of your social media profiles
>>22968819
You spend a lot of time in a local coffee shop with your friends that also spend a lot of time in that coffee shop
>>22968596
You were in a hardcore band at some point
>>22968510
You are a vegetarian
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>>22969871
You look like a real life version of Sakurako senpai ^_^ pic related

you live in Washington

>>22969618
you live in Illinois

>>22968819
you live in Minnesota

>>22968510
you live in New York

>>22968479
you live in New Jersey
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>>22969871 you have a tumblr
>>22968510 you think you're funnier than you are
>>22968479 have had a gay experience but didn't enjoy it
>>22968416 your favorit candy is reeses
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>>22968819
Freo Fan

>>22969618
You are convinced your girl is a 10 when she'd be lucky to scrape a 6

>>22969871
You are a big fan of poetry and have written at least 10, of which you get good feedback but you are too nervous to try get them published

>>22970784
You are an urban explorer

>>22970839
You aren't as funny as you think you are.
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>>22970908
Correct!
You are majoring in a Bio-related field.
>>22969871
You are an English major
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>>22969871
Has many leather bound books
>>22970930
Dates younger women, not in an overly perverted way
>>22968510
Has a loud boisterous laugh
>>22968400
Wears white or black there is no inbetween
>>22964211
Thinks it's cool to smoke
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Ayy lmao
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I am the ascended one
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>>22972399
Has a penis
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>>22971143
has a fish tank and makes sure to take very good care of them, chicago bears fan

>>22970936
browse ifunny on your phone before you fall asleep, cant roll a joint

>>22970930
was in orchestra in HS

>>22970839
feel patronized by the black guys you interact with, mom and dad live in the south but you live on the west coast
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I'm rarely as disgusting as I look here.
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TIME TO RUSTLE SUM JIMMIES

>>22960079
Cheekyprawn master memester

>>22960081
Yeah, nah. You are a cunt.

>>22961989
Most sicilian looking person ITT

>>22962001
Chad Mc flubberdick

>>22962009
Weird lorde lookalike. is probably significanty uglier than this pic suggest

Is this how I rusle jimmies?
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>>22972399
bootylicious
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I'm a guy (if it's hard to tell for whatever reason).

>>22960079
You just got out of a relationship.

>>22960081
You're training for something important in the spring.

>>22960097
Used to be insecure about your body.

>>22961989
Patiently waiting for the next World Cup. Can't blame you.

>>22962001
There are things about you that no one knows.

>>22962009
You're a shut-in, for better or worse. You're soft-spoken and nice.

>>22962055
You hate the summer.

>>22962128
You get high. A lot.

>>22962205
Growing out your beard.

>>22962241
You kinda look like Peter Dinklage, which is cool. You're excited for Star Wars.

>>22962397
Your hair is too infuriating and annoying to style.
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>>22960079
Good weed, in Colorado. Orbiting the trail mix bowl.
>>22960081
Outdoorsman and weekend classic rock cover band guitarist. Prefers ZZ Top to AC/DC.
>>22960097
Lost a bet and was forced to take this pic. Jokes on them though: they believed you when you said you'd be right back.
>>22961989
This picture is from the good-ol-days (the 80s) when cocaine was king. You're currently reminiscing from your Central Park South penthouse over a fine cognac.
>>22962001
You smile outwardly, but when no one is around you can't stop thinking about the one you left behind.
>>22962009
You are a wise-ass to all of your friends because you want them to leave you alone. That cold fusion reactor isn't going to build itself.
>>22962041
You have no extra light bulbs, it's snowing like mad outside, and you have the sneaking suspicion that your ceiling light has only minutes left.
>>22962055
In your veins is the blood of an ancient lineage. You are the prophesied one, the savior of our planet... but first you have to figure out these god damned geometry proofs.
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>>22962128
In a drunken rage you once punched a comedian in the face in the middle of his set.
>>22962205
You are King Arthur--at Medieval Times.
All the Knights pay you proper respect. Those serving wenches though...
>>22962241
Can't believe they'd do that to you. How could those bastards play you like that?! How dare they so convincingly make Glenn appear dead?!?!
>>22962299
People come to you with pictures of problems.
They leave with promises of a solution--so long as they have the money.
>>22962370
You're in an online staring contest that has been going on for days. Soon you will break that Guinness World Record... if only you can keep from blinking for 12 more minutes!
>>22962397
You really hate your alarm clock.
>>22962414
Yes, that really is someone else's jizz-encrusted hair ball in your drain... but whose?!
>>22962445
You really just can't even remember how many times a guy has come up to you and said, "hello" in the wrong Asian language. Sadly, it is still annoying as the first time.
>>22962733
Dude. Yeah. Totally. Yup.
>>22962741
You live in Australia but your computing device is from Canada.
>>22963050
You aren't cold at all, thanks to your SEAL training.
>>22963071
Want to work in the gaming industry, are terrified of the Gamer Gate douche-knockers. Will work solo under a pseudonym.
>>22963123
Loves lemons, hates lemonade.
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>>22963145
The paperwork for you car loans is really bumming you out. Freakin interest man.
>>22963147
That's a motherfuckin sunset. Hells yeah.
>>22963171
You have mastered all modules of Linux.
Now to convince the system admins to allow you to freely optimize their systems...
>>22963187
Would be a successful model... if only you weren't an astrophysicist that can't stand vapid conversation.
>>22963607
Son of the Kergan.
There can be only one.
>>22964105
That's the view from your first apartment. You are spreading your wings to the sun!
>>22964211
Because you insist on never putting the visor down on your motorcycle helmet, you have a permanent and irreversible fear of bugs flying into your eyes, resulting in you always partially squinting.
>>22965175
Has peered into the depths of the ether and seen shit most mortals couldn't begin to comprehend. Thank god for Valium and whiskey.
>>22968280
Worked on set for the Evil Dead remake.
>>22968305
Bartender at a college bar. God... make the Bieber stop.
>>22968400
Has a $400mil trust fund, parents dole it out $20,000 a year. Your art career will take off any day now. The Guggenheim really seemed to be excited about your post-modernist take on Flash gaming.
>>22968408
The face on the back of your head keeps you up most nights, expounding upon the inevitability of the coming Holy War. Unfortunately, it does this in a language best described as being a cross of chainsaws being dragged across slate and a soprano singing at the upper reaches of her range in reverse. You wouldn't have any idea what it was saying if you didn't share a brain.
>>22968416
A man has a name. A man has a face. A man has neither.
>>22968479
Dude, wicked party last night. Did you see what those girls were doing to that car? It's totally mangled man!
>>22968490
Closet nudist: AKA Omegle fapper.
>>22968819
Underage b&
>>22969618
You're the girl.
>>22969871
Yes really. There is a T-Rex in my backyard and it eats only cupcakes.
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>>22970784
Where's your boomstick?
>>22970839
Dude! Way! I love that movie too!
>>22970930
You totally got away with it. No one will ever know...
>>22970936
Your roommate rubbed his naked ass all over your pillow. Best get to a doctor.
>>22971143
yup. not butter. believe it.
>>22972340
Born to Id developers, raised by Raven. You know no peace.
>>22972399
Forgot how to flush toilets. This is a desperate cry for help.
>>22972437
Haven't slept in weeks. The visions... share them with us!
>>22972463
Loves lemonade. Hates lemons.
>>22974365
Lead singer of an all albino metal band based out of Praetoria, NY.
>>22974454
You have work to do. Stop procrastinating.
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>>22968301
I dont even listen to her
I'd give so much to have smoother hair anyway.
>>22974488
True.
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>>22974454
Naw mang. That pic was my idea. No bets lost.
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