DREAM GUY/GIRL THREAD!
post what you'd look for/expect from your soulmate or ideal match and post your contact so those who fit your requirements can hit you up~
(basically a different kind of imt for lazies without any bullshit charts or specific lists to fill out)
A short girl with a cute face and lax personality would be nice
>>22914123
Tall, paternal, definitely thoughtful. Intelligent without being pretentious with a strong idealistic streak. Kind, driven, and passionate are a must too. He'd have to be a cuddler and down with all my weird kinky bullshit.
An interest in the arts is important, too. Musical ability is always nice. Being cultured and eager to learn about anything and everything is great too. He'd have to be an atheist and he'd have to be childfree. Leaning towards the SJ side of things would be great, too. Philosophically minded's great as well so long as they aren't too detached from reality. Also no temper problems holy shit if you yell at me that's it man I don't like you anymore game over
Oh and he'd have to be gay without being THUPER DUPER GAY FAAAAAABULOUSSS VERSACE ARMANI PRADA GUUURL and/or MASC4MASC NO FAGS
Jesus I had no idea I was so picky
>intelligent/educated
>attractive
>humorous
>taller than me
>wealthy
>athletic/strong
>possessive and protective
>clean shaven/good jawline
>loyal
>has unique hobbies
>traditional
>dislikes anime stuff
>not needy or whiny
>not a asian beta manlet
>not black
>or any other shitskin
> Intelligent. Well spoken, fluid in conversation, can start conversations.
> Interested in activities that extend beyond movies, tv shows, and food
> Attractive
> Self-dependent, well put together mentally
> Not religious, spiritual beliefs are kewl
> Cute nipples are a huge plus
> Nice ass
> Actually and genuinely interested in vidya.
> A woman
> Not interested in having kids before 30
>>22914800
So a rich white tall buff nerd?
>>22914877
You forgot traditional
>>22914911
>gold digger
>Real
>has a vagina
>>22914911
So not hot or lemon pepper flavored?
It'd be nice for her to exist
>>22914123
lovin how the guys on here have a few standards whereas these chicks are writing 10 pages essays
>>22914945
yeah, i'm noticing
then again, thread is just now starting to get attention
>>22914945
Women are never content with what they have
>>22914945
Because the guys just want to bang something and the only chick is a fucking gold digger.
Low standards lead to shitty relationships out of desperation, so anybody serious about the crap, would have reasonable high ones.
Physical:
>tall, as in AT LEAST 5' 10"
>thin
>baby face/no facial hair
>nice hair, long enough to pull at
>moles, freckles, birthmarks are always a plus
>straight teeth and a nice sized nose
>within two years of my age
>glasses are a plus
>at least a 5/10 and no more than an 8/10 (i'd be too self conscious if I thought they were way more attractive than me)
Personality:
>nerdy/geeky/lame
>sarcastic
>intelligent and equally pretentious
>honest
>polite when they have to be
>affectionate
>open-minded
>funny
>great music taste, doesn't have to listen to what I listen to but pls no top 40/dad music/christian rock/emo shit
>doesn't wear jordans or anything adidas or nike pls just don't
>accepting of me and genuinely likes me as much as I like him
>kinky is a plus
I'm a straight male
>virgin(no sexual interaction AT ALL)
>kind
>motherly
>clingy
>not fat
>moderately attractive
>somewhat intelligent
All I want, yet that's still too much.
>>22914993
How old are you?
Kind, gentle, and affectionate (cuddler). Extremely loyal. Smart, but laid back. Dark hair, pale skin, light eyes. Glasses are a plus. Thin-medium. Likes adventure, paranormal, and vidya. Preferably a Slavaboo. Likes electronic music.
Doesn't have to be wealthy or have a PhD, just someone happy with who she is and respectful of self and others.
>>22914993
Which begs the question, what do YOU offer in return?
>>22915047
are u asking me to describe what i'd be like in a relationship?
>>22915063
You could also always post a pic to present your assets.
>>22915063
Kinda. You're pretty picky with what you want. Wanna see what you're like in return.
i guess i'll contribute to my own thread
physical:
>either fits under the burly bear, metalhead/viking, or professor category
which would include like, all or any of the following
>taller than me
>hairy
>beard
>long hair
>hitler youth hair
>sharp cheekbones
>strong nose and brow
>glasses
>knows how to dress himself
>dead/sleepless eyes
>slav
>resting bitchface/brooding expression
(all depends on what suits the person of course)
personality:
>white supremacist
>alcholic or smoker, preferrably
>honest and reliable
>very sexual, if inexperienced quick to learn
>will be gentle with me
>happy to give me belly rubs when i eat too much fucking pizza like just now
>will get drunk with me
>likes music a lot and will let me show him stuff (i'm really into deathrock, minimal synth, darkwave and post-punk more than anything else at the moment)
>very sarcastic or cynical, kind of a dick or at the very least likes to poke fun/fuck around a lot
>fucked up humor
>into or will indulge my heavy rape play/kidnapping/molestation fantasies
>slavic accent and will whisper lewd things to me that i can't even understand in his mother tongue
money and things of that kind are pretty irrelevant to me, i wouldn't want to have to rely on them for things or be unable to support myself
>>22914993
>tfw fit all this
>tfw never actually tried talking to anyone on /soc/ or 4chan for that matter
Usually when anyone says they like someone intelligent they follow it up with "but not arrogant or pretentious"
they usually hate sarcasm too
>>22915138
arrogant/pretentious/sarcastic are really attractive honestly, as long as it isn't overbearing or insufferable
>>22915092
lol I think i'll pass, camwhoring isn't rly my scene
>>22915094
im just picky bc I have a "type" and I don't like straying from it really, but the type of guys that I like are guys that usually don't receive any attention from girls anyway/girls think theyre gay/girls think theyre school shooters so id say that my standards are moderately low.
im pretty judgmental, easily bored/turned off, brutally honest, and im a know it all but if u can get past that I think im a great person. im extremely affectionate and I wouldn't forget to remind them how much I like them/care about them, how cute they are, etc. im pretty "cutesy" too so if ur into that, that's definitely me. im a virgin and awkward so id be completely understanding if they were awkward about sex or if they've never done anything before. but im also very sexual and pretty open minded about that stuff so if they wanted to try something out, I wouldn't rly be opposed. im a pretty easy going, understanding, and kind person and I don't think im ugly, so idk I guess that's what I have to offer.
>>22915137
Too bad I'm Scandinavian and not a filthy slav. Otherwise spot on.
>>22915138
>>22915146
yeah I agree, sarcastic/arrogant/pretentious guys are hot af as long as they know when to stop before it becomes annoying
>>22915146
>>22915173
really? thats interesting, I find it really attractive on girls, but I like snobs so I thought it was just me
>>22915158
you could at least give a description of yourself
>>22915165
i'd hate to miss out.. slav isn't a requirement
>>22915173
right!
>>22915138
what are u looking for in a girl? maybe I fit haha
>idc about height
>just dont be a fat fuck
>dont be a hateful bitch
>sarcastic/intelligent
>Understanding
>Has a vagina.
There, that easy
>>22915180
someone who is very passionate about a hobby or career
someone who shares my views on things or at least has fun arguing and debating with me
>female
>physically fit either through gym or hobbies
>Pushy in a playful manner
>Independent streak
>Logical
>A little more extroverted than me but not way out there
>Has hobbies she is deeply interested in and likes to share them
>Plays vidya
>Top-notch banter
>Likes learning new things
I'm a dude
>>22915178
Cool if you want to talk add me on kik: torkeliknipa
>>22915177
you want a physical description?
im 5' 8", chubby, im in mom jeans about 75% of the time, i don't feel as if im lacking in the butt or boobs department, im half black/half white, i have curly short hair because i just cut it boy-length like 9 months ago, i switch between glasses and contacts (but im usually in glasses bc lazy af), ive been told i have a cute nose, nice lips, and good eyebrows. again, im very cutesy and i look wayyy younger than i actually am, at least in my opinion.
>>22915196
im pretty passionate about writing and not failing at life and i enjoy debating a lot
>>22915237
What do you do for your writing? Do you post it online, or submit it anywhere?
My dream relationship would be like:
I ask you if you're working on something new, you give me some details, I give you some feedback.
Maybe one of us brings up a random topic, lets say you're super sjw feminazi and I'm a pretty much sexist anti-feminist, I call you stupid and tell you why you're dumb, you call me an asshole and a misogynist, we bump heads for a while, then have a good laugh and we forget about it cause were both too stubborn.
That sounds nice to me.
I don't really care much about appearances unless you downright don't give a shit about your health.
>>22915025
I guess I should have mentioned I'm a 24 yr old white male looking for a female between 19-25.
>>22915295
well I took a creative writing course last year at school so I think that helped me a lot but im still overcritical of it and its not exactly where id like it to be so I don't post it anywhere, but ive been submitting a portfolio of it with most of my college apps, if that counts
and that sounds nice to me too :) do u have a kik or something?
>>22915344
yeah its d4729
Personality:
> Nerdy/Geeky/hardcore gamer
> funny
> Intelligent
> sarcastic
> open minded
> music lover (any type of music is fine, just no country and very little rap)
> loves anime (no otaku or weeabo)
> good sense of humor (enjoys crude and fucked up humor as well)
> loves to write and/or draw
Physical:
> boob size doesn't matter
> not too many freckles/pimples ect.
> big ass and plump thighs
>attractive
I am a 19 y/o male in college. personality wise, I'm nice, loyal, funny, smart and I love music, drawing, writing, and video games. I love you long time lol. WOMEN ONLY (bisexual is totally fine)
>be female
>be breathing
Well there is no girl that can really hold a candle to yours truly, but if there was one that could match my qualities (ha-ha), then I would sum her up in one word : Godlike. Would post pic but don't want to melt your face off.
>>22915536
>>22915578
please tell me what to do to earn your validation
>>22915643
post your hair
>>22915643
something other than low qual generic bait shit
>>22915650
perhaps this as well
>>22915295
Maybe this wasnt romantic enough
oh well
>>22915737
Wat. You failed already with her? HOW?
>>22915753
she never added me
>>22915761
>asks for kik
>doesn't add
Not sure if retarded or slow.
>>22915769
it did take me 10 min to make one since I cant log into my old one so she couldve just left or something
either way at least I know someone somewhere would be attracted to me
feels nice
Male. I want:
>Not fat or chubby
>Not an idealist, im not interested in changing the world
>Likes money and making money
>Not a good girl, i prefer bitches
>Likes watching series, sleeping and doing NOTHING
>Somewhat intelligent, or at least capable to maintain a deep conversation for a while.
>Also able to be retarded because being deep all the time tires me out.
>Worried about her own social standing to a degree.
>If she dances its a plus.
>Being somewhat geeky its a plus too.
I can offer:
Well my looks are those on the pic. Im also cynical, ambitious and imaginative. I dont think im pretentious but i am very prideful tho. Also im always calm so if you want a emotional clutch i can do that.
Ill leave contact info if someone like that appears, which i doubt.
>>22915803
all of those things but also frequently consuming alcohols and only somewhat concerned with money
>>22915793
>someone somewhere would be attracted to me
Not enough to add you on kik tho :X
Though you did sound like a cool guy. (If male praise has any relevance for ya)
>>22915803
>Im also cynical
>Ill leave contact info if someone like that appears, which i doubt.
I kek'd.
>>22915829
yeah i agree he sounded pretty cool
>>22915851
>>22915829
thanks bros, praise of any kind feels good
>>22914123
A girl who genuinely cares. I've dated dozens of girls by now and never felt like the girl cared for me she always seemed to just care about the relationship and I was a bonus. She would have to be smart and understanding. I guess I just want a girl that I can go all out for and fight my ass of to keep. I've lost my romantic edge.
>>22915984
Fuck that. AWALT.
Seems like you still are the romantic.
>>22916043
Well I know I can't show it anymore. I keep thinking its me but maybe if i meet the right girl.
>>22916043
>AWALT
Kill yourself.
Appearance
>Bob cut, between chin and earlobe length, with bangs, either black or some wacky color.
>Pale.
>Skinny.
or
>Dark skin.
>Buzzcut.
>Big tits.
Everything else
>Biologically female.
>Doesn't want to get married or have kids.
>Doesn't want a typical annoying relationship.
>Dorky
>Kind of autistic, but not too much of a sperglord.
>/b/tard
>Sick sense of humor.
>Really left wing.
>Not a normie fuccgirl.
This is tough. I like short, thick girls with small waist and big boobs and butts, but then I like tall athletic girls because I think about breeding outcomes. Big boobs is kinda my thing as long as she doesn't have a flat ass. I would like both body types to be generally athletic.
I like sweet girls. Intelligent but not pretentious. Loyal. Thoughtful and empathetic. Enjoys having sex with me. Doesn't raise her voice unnecessarily (I don't, so I expect the same). Has the ability to support herself, but likes for me to take care of things. Doesn't take herself too seriously. Isn't just friends with other pretty girls, enjoys EDM, drinks socially and smokes pot occasionally, is happy to have her own life outside of "us" (as I enjoy doing my own thing).
I'm sure I could go on, but that's a good general idea.
I currently has a short, thick girlfriend with big boobs, big butt, but also a big waist. Has an athletic background, but is outta shape. Not particularly sweet, doesn't enjoy cuddling and making out as much as I do. Doesn't enjoy sex as frequently, doesn't like EDM, drinks a glass or two of wine each night (which contributes to her lack of physical fitness) however, we do have our own lives, hobbies. She's an overall good woman.
>>22914800
Only one I fit 100% in the thread, down to the /pol/ notion.
Not sure if that's a good sign.
19/m/us
all I want in my dream girl is to share my interests (music, anime, vidya) and nerd out with me about them, maybe play guitar or another instrument so we can play together, watch anime/play vidya together, cuddle, and be down with my freaky sex drive. would like her to be average/slender body type and at least somewhat attractive also, and be kinda rough on the outside as well.
also if you listen to utsu-p, MaSu, and BSC you can just go ahead and marry me please, thanks.
My ideal woman:
>Female
>5.5" to 6.5" tall
>20-32 years old
>BBW with curves in the right places(Huge tits, big ass, wide hips, thick thighs). Overall hourglass shape
>Pretty face with full lips and nice smile
>Extremely long hair
>Doesn't dye hair neon colors
>All Natural(doesn't wear makeup, doesn't shave)
>Practices basic hygiene/has nice skin
>No Piercings or Tattoos
>Doesn't smoke tobacco or marijuana
>Doesn't do drugs
>Drinking is fine, but isn't a drunk
>Feminine
>Intelligent
>Gamer (Both vidya and TTRPG)
>Likes Death Metal
>Isn't a feminist
>Isn't a vegan
>Isn't a hipster
>Isn't a party girl/ex-party girl
>Isn't a slut
>Doesn't have mental/personality disorders.
>Doesn't/has never practiced self harm
>Doesn't have kids
>Is a virgin
>Isn't religious
>No Daddy Issues
>Praises the Sun, and engages in Jolly Cooperation
>Gentle Dom
>>22917837
are you the motherfucker that posted in /IMT/ forever wanting a 900lb landwhale?
>tall, lanky qt boy, i really love skleton mode boys but i also dig dudes who are kinda muscular and can throw me around
>i'm rly tall so if you're a giant that's dope i wanna feel tiny
>dark hair, curly, kinda overgrown and shaggy but not quite long
>pale skin, dark eyes, sharp features
>smart in a way that's different from how i'm smart, really loves literature and linguistics and art/writing/poetry
>sad, schizoid
>horror films/books/comics/paintings
>challenges me to be less basic
>never ever wants kids ever seriously for real #1 dealbreaker i hate children
>loves cuddling + really weird sex, up for anything
>willing to put up w/ my rampant jealousy
>thinks i'm pretty and likes my body
idk. i lost the love of my life a long time ago, just been trying to replace him ever since.
>>22917881
Do you know what a pound is?
>>22917933
Yep, it's you. Do you still have that creepy fucking rapist smile?
>>22917887
>lanky qt boy, i really love skleton mode
>dark hair
>pale skin, dark eyes, sharp features
So me.
>really loves literature and linguistics and art/writing/poetry
I am a fucking writer, so obviously love lit and linguistics, speak three languages freely and yidda, yadda. Also who doesn't love art. Although not a huge fan of poetry sans some rare pieces.
>smart in a way that's different from how i'm smart
Maybe. Needs elaboration.
>sad, schizoid
Oww, I am happy or at least unaffected by sadness all the time. Is it that bad?
>horror films/books/comics/paintings
Yes/kinda/Idontdocomics/yes
>challenges me to be less basic
Wouldn't want a basic girlfriend, so obviously!
>never ever wants kids ever seriously for real #1 dealbreaker i hate children
I am pretty indifferent to that. Check.
>loves cuddling + really weird sex, up for anything
Just how weird are we talking about?
>willing to put up w/ my rampant jealousy
No probs, though I have tons of female friends, is that a deal breaker?
>thinks i'm pretty and likes my body
Needs a lot elaboration!
Now tall and curly hair ... I am just 5'9 if I got the convertion thing right and my hair is as uncurly as it gets. SO CLOSE.
>>22917943
The only creepy person is you, obsessing over someone over the internet.
>>22917956
You claim it's obsession, but I say it is scarring. No one would forget your mug and long-winded female wants. Yech.
>>22917991
How about a nice tall glass of go fuck yourself?
>>22917954
aw man you sound fantastic bb bless you <3
>>22918031
Oh god, you grew your hair out with that receding hairline? This ride never ends.
>tfw ur dream girl didnt tell u her credit was bad
My ideal girl is average to tall, busty (C+), with nice thighs and a cute butt. I like long bangs and medium/long hair. Dirty blonde is fine, but black is preferred. Legitimate fingers are god tier, though. Skinny to average is perfect.
Ideally she'd be rowdy, talkative, and sarcastic. Loud and fun. Underneath she'd be cute, sweet, and affectionate for me. Passionate about what she enjoys, and won't give up that for anything anyone. Kinky and extremely sexual to match up with myself.
I'm a 6'5 male that's pretty decent looking and I have a relatively good amount to offer. I don't know if this person really exists, though
>>22918057
lol. You don't know what a receding hairline is. Projection much? Fuck off, mong.
>>22918066
You have a skullet.
>>22918067
You keep using words that you don't know the meaning of.
Can you say "Widow's Peak"? Come on, little ugly mongoloid, you can do it.
>>22918072
Aw, c'mon anon, I think we can both agree there's no real "peak" with hair that far back.
>>22918082
It's called a "forehead". Do you know what a "forehead" is? It's that thing that your mother dropped you on when you were a baby.
>tallish 5"6 minimum
>shoulder length blonde or black hair
>blue eyes if blonde, green if black
>white
>skinny
>no thighy gap
>talkative
>quick thinkinginf
>great vocabulary
>drug user, all except smack/crack
>chill enough to give my own space
>needy enough to want to be around me after being apart for a week or so
>funny, finds my whitty sarcastic humour on point
>right wing
>into indie
>up for festivals
Pls someone lke this exist
>>22918088
It's called "unfortunate hairline".
RIP.
>>22914999
>>22915195
>no contact info
>>22915521
Sadly I don't have a big ass and plump thighs :( also can't tell if I'm attractive
Why does nobody post where they live do I just have to assume everyone is into long distance or something?
>>22918098
I wouldnt expect anyone to be where I live since no one from here really visits 4chan
>>22918097
I think everyone here knows you're an ugly mongoloided troglodyte who can only paste the word "autism" over other people's pictures who're better looking than you, which is why you never post your own picture, or make any real relevant post because you're a /b/tard troll way past the age when trolling on /b/ was cool.
>>22918098
I didn't post where I live because if I meet someone that matches I wouldn't mind distance, yea.
Mostly saving contact for anyone that asks. I know you didn't reply to me, just sharing my 2 cents
>>22918112
Why are you even replying to him? You're making yourself look like an idiot any way you slice it. He's got nothing but an ID attached to this thread while you have your face and everyone's going to remember you as that guy that gets baited like its his first week on 4chan.
>>22918122
You're right.
>>22918054
Tell something about yourself, anon!
>>22918098
>Why does nobody post where they live do I just have to assume everyone is into long distance or something?
The chance that THE person lives close enough is low either way, and once you click with somebody, meeting and eventually moving in together should be a joke. We live in the 21th century, yo.
>>22918151
aw man okay
i can't sleep and i wanna go to bed but i also don't want to stop talking to people bc i hate being alone at night
sometimes i write really bad weird poems about people on /soc/ that i don't show anyone and bury in a folder under tighter lock and key than like, cp
i go back and forth really wildly from being super happy and content with my life to being just miserable and terrified and it's a strange time
i really crave human connection but i have a hard time achieving on anything deeper than surface level, like i'm v charismatic and talkative and have a lot of friends but i just want to be close to someone, like too close for comfort
>>22918233
Holy shit, I can empathize a lot. 25h awake here and I get similar mood swings too, though just not to the negative extreme, writing helps to avoid the total misery for me. Poetry about /soc/ people sounds funny for sure, I hope you got something about Brandon.
I am pretty similar when connecting to people too, tons of distant acquaintances but probably one person with who I really connect, rest are just buddies to waste time with and pretend that I am social. Probably I haven't tried hard enough to establish deeper connection with others, though on the other hand I am also picky and not in a rush. That stuff just happens over time if you stay somehow open to the possibility, I suppose/hope.
Do you have Skype or something? At very least we can do something about the "being alone at night" thing (well, it's almost noon here but yeaaaah) and who knows, might achieve some deeper connection. You sound similar and cool enough for sure and I love talkative people.
>>22918098
If you are interested on talking just give me your throwaway then.
>>22918373
Actually doesn't matter. I live in nowhere land anyways.
>>22918098
Where are YOU located anon?
>>22918410
West Europe and most people here are either from US or ... Straya for some reason. What's with the damn Australia invasion lately?
>>22918414
>tfw nobody english
Mal Malloy with the personality qualities of my current qt gf added on to her already great personality traits.. Either that or my gf with her body type and some of her personality qualities like not being afraid to show off her body with certain types of clothing (*preferably around me, she would be uncomfortable dressing sexy around other guys or in public because she's afraid of other women judging her and most of all creepy guys or just pure strangers she don't know checking her out*)
>>22918435
Actually at this point I'd prefer the latter because I've been at my friend's for 3 days and kinda miss her company.
>>22918414
Europe...every time :(
>>22918419
Hey, it's still doable if you both really want it, specially from European side since we don't get pimped by universities that much, so having few bucks for a flight is realistic and once you gratuate, moving to one side isn't that crazy either if the chemistry works.
Though I wouldn't start with LDR, just see it as a friendship with potential to expand.
>>22918421
Some template thread is full of (mostly cool) English guys, though not so many chicks if you'e looking for that.
>>22918462
It's the latter sadly
tfw you know you're destined for loneliness because no one replies to your shit
>>22918548
Iktfm80
Straight guy here. It'd be nice to just have non-sexual skype calls with a nice girl, or just chats about anything that's on our minds. I used to do this with my ex after we broke up but I haven't talked to her in months. At the moment, I'm a semi-neet junior in college just trying to get through my finals and get back into working. Working towards getting certified in a trade to make a decent wage while immersing myself in the arts Currently self-admitted in therapy for minor depression and minor anxiety. Other things about me:
>really into music (shoegaze, post-punk, indie, jazz)
>sarcastic when comfortable but avoid being edgy
>generally polite
>sometimes get pretentious but aspire to be humble
>prefer compassion over cynicism
>write some really personal poetry
>don't care for drugs/drinking/partying
>introverted
>like to travel
>longboard
>skinny, 5'10
My ideal girl:
>into art and music (shares similar tastes, or can teach me about jazz and classical)
>writes some poetry (just artistic in general)
>practical yet values art
>not overly clingy/insecure (chronic mental illness is okay as long as it's somewhat under control)
>any height
>any race
>not severely under/overweight
>introverted
You really don't have to meet all these criteria. Anyone I can talk to about music/books/art and can talk to about personal stuff without being judged is nice.
>Nationalist/Conservative/Traditional
>Feminine
>Intelligent
>Actually communicates
>A tiny bit clingy
>Preferably nordic/germanic
>Preferably blonde/blue eyed
>5'5 to 5'10 (i don't want manlet kids)
>Stays fit
>Knows how to cook
>Doesn't look like Dra'nakyuek, destroyer of worlds
>Not a sloot
>Not mentally unstable
>Doesn't smoke
>Doesn't do drugs
>Drinks socially, but not an alcoholic wreck
>Sexually submissive (not a must)
>Not a huge age gap
>Minimal amount of red flags
>Dark sense of humour
I'm a scandinavian guy
Man, all I want is a funny girl that's good at vidya and not casual scum. I don't give a flying fuck about anything else.
ITT: girls want me and guys want to be me
I'm a 21 year old male
Not taller than me, short hair, 1 or 2 years younger at most, understanding and compassionate, shy until she's comfortable, dat ass, has her own life/hobbies, if a drug user doesn't advertise it, on the artsy side, affectionate and loves cuddles
>why does that seem like a lot
>>22919595
It's just not very specific and very inpersonal, leaves too much room open, which isn't very appealing.
>brunette with toned skin
>not fat
>shows initiative
That's all.
>>22917887
hi, you sound pretty interesting. I'm 6'0", have dark kinda scruffy hair, really like literature and art and poetry. Would def be interested to hear yours. I'm greg1016 on skype if you want to talk, would be very interested to have a chat
>>22920569
typo, greg101612
>>22920492
>shows initiative
eh.
I want a relaxed guy who ssmokes with me and lets me spoil him w sex and food and pampering stuff like that and in turn he fucks the shit out of me and ties me up and lets me call him daddy and listens to me and maybe orders pizza sometimes ;c
>>22920673
How much do you weight?
>>22920692
>>22920673
This + location?
Dream Girl:
>Rich
>>22920692
>>22920741
130 tops but it varies between 120-130. Western Colorado. O:
>>22920981
I'd hit it i guess. Shame i live in one of Saturn's moon.
>>22920797
Why not a man then?
This:
>>22920673
>>22921062
>>22920673
have either of you ever been in a relationship like that? I feel that most girls are to shy to ask someone for things like this
its sounds nice, but I dont smoke
>>22920673
tumblr lol
>>22919478
>Nationalist/Conservative/Traditional
>Feminine
>Intelligent
>Actually communicates
>A tiny bit clingy
>Preferably nordic/germanic
>Preferably blonde/blue eyed
>5'10 to 6'4" (i don't want manlet kids)
>Stays fit
>Knows how to cook
>Doesn't look like Dra'nakyuek, destroyer of worlds
>Not a sloot
>Not mentally unstable
>Doesn't smoke
>Doesn't do drugs
>Doesn't drink
>Sexually submissive (not a must)
>Not a huge age gap
>Minimal amount of red flags
>Dark sense of humour
God bless your tastes sir. I'm in Ohio though, my chances of this are awfully slim. WTB LDR
Dream girl.
Between 18 and 26 (I'm 20)
Driven. Passionate. Psychopath.
Atleast a 6.5/10
Likes camping and music.
Won't mind if I occasionally get extremely drunk and stupid
Not a drug addict but down to get spun out together occasionally
Philosophical.
Plays trippy head games I'll never figure out.
>>22921154
>Not Mentally Unstable
get off 4chan.
>>22919129
I want to talk to you. What's your Skype?
I'm a guy:
Girl I'd want...ideally
>Pale skin brunette
>intelligent, i can't stand stupid women. I'm a Cs major so, id like to think above average intelligence is required for that degree
>only is into white guys, so none of that interracial bs
>high sex drive
>can do drugs and drink occasionally
>Id prefer her to be politically a nationalist and anti immigration
>Plays golf and ski's
>into outdoor stuff and staying in shape
>>22921379
Huzzah! It's eidoloneiroimago
>pale skin + dark hair qt
>talkative
>above average intelligence
>fit
>nice bootay/legs
>pessimistic, but not to a point where it hinders our lives
>artistic
>suffers from depression/anxiety (like me)
>no intention of getting married
>>22921435
forgot to add
>dark sense of humor
>not afraid to laugh
>funny
>>22921435
was it necessary to post your faggot face you fag, another good thread ruined
>>22921093
I have, it's usually annoying because I'm pretty hardcore and the other person is usually just like "can we just fuck like regular people". It's fair. It's also boring. :I
>tall, taller the better
>very dark sense of humour, or at least entertains mine
>narcissist
>successful, if not at least very ambitious & driven
>more intelligent than me, teases me about it
>misanthropic, bordering on autistic, morally ambiguous
>very dominant
>republicans are kinda hot to me
>very high sex drive to match mine
>father figure for me basically
>>22921462
Damn anon, take some sodium out of your diet. You're killing the vibe here, Salty McSalterson.
>plays kingdom hearts
>be obssessed with kingdom hearts
>did I mention kingdom hearts?
>kingdom hearts
>be male
>>22921396
also very me except I don't think of myself highly enough to be like "I'm v intelligent"
also I'm not outdoorsy or active but I am thin
>>22921545
apart from the republican thing (scandinavian nationalist yo) that's pretty much me
>>22921566
shitttt, i thought i was asking too much, but here is one.
Im not very intelligent, but above average and its very obvious who is and isnt during a convo.
>>22921542
that sucks, usually I keep my kinks to myself for fear of freaking others out
>>22921656
not at all, your list was fairly reasonable i think
and yeah i know what you mean
well shit, let me know if you'd ever like to talk
My dream girl can kickflip six stairs, spends money on video games, and has a natural afro.
>>22918098
No point in giving my contact info because I'm non-white and Im not socially prominent. You wouldn't want me anyways.
>girl
>clingy
>like really fucking clingy
>any size but preferably chubby
>lazy/doesn't like going outside
>appreciates humor and constant joking
Those are the mandatory things at least.
>tall af, like 6'2'' minimum
>long, flowing hair
>NO BEARD
>broad shoulders but otherwise thin build
>dresses at least slightly alternatively
>hates everyone and everything but me, kind of a dick
>passionate about music, often goes to concerts
>affectionate, but not clingy
>intellectual and charismatic
you said dream guy so I'm gonna be specific damnit
>>22921545
My ex complained that I'm literally all those things.
>tfw
My Ideal Woman
>Anything shorter or same height as 5'9
>Wants to travel
>Wants to go on a spiritual journey
>Open to learning about magick
>Chubby or smaller
>Has ambition
>Wants a good paying job and willing to work to get one
>Geeky or somewhat geeky
>Listens/used to Clam Casino,Elliot Smith and/or The Smiths
>At least a 7/10
>Angelic Voice. None of that loud shit
>Can chill but also be hyper
>Will just want to go somewhere with me randomly
>Decent- High Sex Drive
>Switch
>Intelligent
>Humorous
>Not a third wave feminist/sjw
>Somewhat conservative
>decent butt
>Loves walking
>Not picky with food
>Somewhat Clingy
>Into fashion somewhat
>Don't care what race
>Gentle face
>Polite as fuck
>Honest
>Artistic
>In college or graduated
>Enjoys relaxation
>Into video games or is cool with me playing video games time to time
>Not a slut
>Doesn't smoke cigs. Vaping is cool
>Understands depression sucks
>Wants to snuggle 24/7
>Curly Hair is plus
>No fake hair
>>22921987
this would be me if not for the
>6'2 and hates everyone and everything
Is 5'10 acceptable?
>>22921933
You found me, well done.
>>22922136
the height is entirely forgiveable but the hating everything is kind of important. do you at least hate most things?
Looking for a girl whose...
>5'6"+
>Thin, athletic or average (like to keep fit, but isn't a nut about it)
>Any length hair, lighter color (blonde, red, light brown)
>Wide range of body types (hour glass, petit, pear, busty, rail)
>Good skin
>Bright eyes (hazel, green, blue, gray, light brown)
>Nice teeth
>few if any piercings or tats
>Little or no makeup, which admittedly means...
>Cute/generally attractive face
>Smart/educated, someone constantly learning and growing intellectually
>Passionate and opinionated
>Like to debate
>Aspirations (could be career, family, community involvement, artistic, etc.)
>Like to read and likes movies of all kinds from all eras
>Likes to go out and be active, but enjoys quiet nights as well
>Would be up for cuddling on a couch with a movie on and falling asleep in my arms or...
>Going to the symphony or..
>Going dancing or...
>Going to a hotsprings for a day trip
>Wants to spend a lot of time together for the sake of building a bond, not just being a couple (and because we both want to, not because we feel we have to)
>Doesn't have to be a charmer, just be honest and direct
>>22921561
I played 2 and really liked it. Don't have it anymore but would like to play 1 and 2 again. Does that count?
>>22921987
You just described me 100%
>>22922318
then don't leave me hanging! give me your contact
>>22922312
KH is like my biggest obsession, marry me? ;u;
>>22922339
Depends. Can i play them both again and then reference them afterwards? And do you prefer to watch people play it, or play it yourself?
>>22922017
I suppose they aren't normal desirable traits in a partner
>>22922149
Skype is mr.bubbles6838 but going to bed real soon. Pls cling.
>>22921987
Hmm
>6'4"
>Medium hair, free flowing
>No beard, but get scruffy after a day or two of not shaving
>broad shoulders, but just a broad build in general
>I dress how I want, which means off beat but I don't pay attention too much to what others think
>Misanthrope, all the way, I've worked enough service jobs to know humanity is an irredeemable pile of festering shit waiting to die from a slow, self-imposed suicide
>Lots of music, lotta metal, but other stuff too, I'm a roadie for my roommate's band, matter of fact
>I wouldn't call myself clingy, but I like to spend time with people I like
>I can say I'm intellectual and charismatic, but there's not way of proving that, now is there?
>>22922394
haha well, I honestly don't really fit your profile, although some of these are hard to judge for yourself
>>22914123
>is a female
>isn't ugly to the point where people turn after her on the street to check if she's actually that ugly or they're just seeing things
>isn't retarded to the point where she can't adjust the brightness on her phone
>exists
>shows some level of affection towards me
>>22915803
>>Not an idealist, im not interested in changing the world
ey fuck you man
>>22922369
Just outta curiosity, location?
Guess i'll post my own too. Made a cool friend from the last thread!
>girl
>loves vidya to the point of getting excited about it and the features being changed in it
>doesn't take anything seriously and can joke about almost anything
>doesn't do drugs or smoke.
>doesn't drink or drinks very rarely
>super indoorsy
>likes being read to
>talks a lot
>stays up late
I'm the guy equivalent of this. I'm also 22 and from England.
Dream girl you say? mmkay
>At least 5¨3 since im 6¨2
>Long red hair, dyed or natural.
>Somewhat intelligent
>Has issues
>Misanthrope (someone to hate the world with me)
>Is not afraid to call me on my shit, but does not rage when I do the same.
>Loyal
>Somewhat bitchy from time to time
>Does not do drugs
>Warped sense of humor
>Not super religious
>Smoker
>Likes to drink to make problems go away
>Not all hyped up about bullshit like OMFG NEW STAR WARS
>Loves music as much as me
>Pale skin preferably
>Want's to do weird stuff with me like go on adventures
>Will let me do unspeakable stuff to them in the bedroom, yes you might feel pain but you know you like it.
>Does not live in/on another continent
I'm in Sweden
>>22922521
I'm telling you we should get married ;w;
We gonna try this again and be a little more specific since I'm not on my phone.
22/m/USA
Match
>height doesn't matter(but I am well over 6foot)
>age doesnt matter
>cant be obese and needs to be able to keep up with me
>care about hygiene
>sarcastic and able to push shit with me
>can't take self too seriously
>loves to talk and fun to be around
>not a self centered bitch( Ie.>>22914800)
>independent
>not an alcoholic
>mature but still able to understand a joke and have fun
>works or goes to school(has a future)
>social
>white
>brunette
>blue/brown eyes
>motivated(will push each other to be better)
>loves music
>too many tattoos is a no go, definitely if they are all visible.
>wants to travel
Me
>22
>active
>in good shape(built, and not lanky or a pole)
>not serious at all
>have a good job
>play the occasional vidya
>jokester(sometimes dirty and racist humor)
>care about hygeine a lot.
>work out a lot
>fitness is a huge part of my life
>have a vehicle
>social but prefer to be at home on a Friday
>don't drink anymore(personal reasons)
>don't smoke anymore(see above)
>serious when I need to be
>absolutely love music(couldn't live without it.)
>have facial hair, grows quickly but I keep it well kept.
>wont go clean shaven(bbyface ;_;)
>pretty out going
>big dreamer and want to travel bad
Honestly so many requirements for the perfect chick, its just unrealistic.
>>22922151
ah not as much as I used to
I mean I some days I get stuck in class thinking
fuck these entitled shits talking so I can't fucking hear the goddamn teacher I paid for this shit what the fuck did you do
or stop fucking raising your hands to say some stupid fucking anecdote about shit nobody cares about instead of asking a fucking question
entitled trust fund babies
entitled old white woman cutting in line fucking third time this month fuck you
angry empty lifeless old keks cutting me off in heavy traffic without signaling fuck you
and just multimil corps in general (although I'm not muh bernie because voter apathy)
but other than that, I'm usually just like
goddamn me, why am I projecting my insecurities
a lot of people are still nice I guess
and people are more complex
media taught me to pigeonhole
so it probably wouldn't work out
sorry for leading you on
>>22921545
It's been my experience that girls who want this sort of thing also want a look to match or want the look exclusively caring about the personality. By look, I mean some guy who looks like he belongs in a vampire movie or an emo band.
>>22921987
Buying clothes is hell if you have broad shoulders combined with a narrow waist. Not in the relationship market, just commenting.
I'm a straight male.
Physical
> taller than me, I'm 5'10. I really like tall girls (this one isn't all that important)
> blonde/redhead
> not unhealthy, chubby is ok
Personality
> can put up with my edgy sense of humor
> likes talking, or listening to me talk about sci/math/tech stuff
> outdoorsy - likes camping/hiking/star gazing
> open minded
I build lasers and circuits as a hobby, so I guess
> cool with fire alarm going off 2-3 times a week
>>22922621
Haha, alright you got me. :p
You can contact me via email if you wish!
[email protected]
Physical stuff/other things like that
>Male
>18-24
>Hygenic
>Shorter guy (5'3"-5'8") or not too tall (6'2" is my limit.)
>Kinda average, not too skinny but not too big
>Shorter hair, maybe to his ears or neck. (Brown or dirty blonde)
>Light brown eyes make me feel fuzzy.
>FRECKLES!!!!
>Glasses are cool...
>Cute voice, kinda middle-pitched. I'm a sucker for Boston accents, it's kind of weird.
>Beard, depending on the face I guess.
Personality junk
>Reads to me
>Awkward/quirky/Funny; I.E. Mac DeMarco
>Relatively positive, not too much of a bummer on a regular basis
>Enjoys writing or hearing me ramble about art
>Loves movies
>Enjoys dogs
>Loyal
>Preferably straight edge, if he is into drugs, nothing too heavy!
>Non smoker
>N-No religion, please...!
>Isn't a complete jerk, but that's a given
Intimate stuff
>Ridiculously loving and nice.
>Occassional rough stuff, maybe some name calling
>Good kisser/willing to do lots of it
>Not too pushy
There's my completely unrealistic wishlist. If you're kinda like this, you should reply with some contact info! I'm a short girl who hates the cold and doesn't know how to rollerskate or whistle.
>>22922907
This seems too easy, what about yourself?
>>22922907
Here's where I don't fit;
>25
>6'4"
>Big, but fit
>No glasses
>I am a little misanthropic, but I am actually kind of positive in my own way, I'm really good at encouraging people and inspiring them to keep trying at something
Basically everything else is spot on, seriously. No Boston accent but a medium/deep voice. Movies, straight edge (but no prude), very caring and affectionate.
>>22922173
Mine.
>>22922960
>>22923003
Oh, I wasn't expecting anyone to reply! Let's see.
>Short! About 4'11"
>Tiny bit of pudge and too much boob
>Short black hair, wavy. I get that crazy bedhead.
>Dark brown eyes, crazy eyelashes. (Seriously, even when I don't wear any makeup people are like, "Jesus, are they false?")
>Kind of have a lot of tiny beauty marks and freckles.
>Olive skin
>No piercings or tattoos
>I need glasses but I just don't have the money
>I'm not a filthy NEET
>I draw a lot, so I kinda bitch and moan and get upset about it occasionally
>Loves movies. Seriously, I could spend a whole day watching them
>I guess my voice is kinda raspy? People have described me as Raven from Teen Titans
>Into music, mostly oldies and shoegaze stuff
>Speaking of music, trying to work up my vinyl collection
>My wardrobe is almost completely limited to dresses. I wear a lot of tights and crazy socks too!
>Into puzzle games/story driven vidya
>I like to sing but I'm not terribly good at it, I'll probably laugh it off if you make fun of me
>Film Noir enthusiast
>My completely unrealistic goal in life is to write a screenplay that actually gets a decent film
>Disgusting patriotic American pig dog
I think that's it. I won't post contact info since I really don't fancy the idea of my info just kinda being here, I'm sorry! But if you're interested, you can go ahead and reply with your Skype. I'm not wild about Kik but I can use it to talk to an especially cool person.
>>22914919
That's about what I'm looking for.
>>22923065
Shoegaze, vinyl, puzzle/story games (I have a fun Telltale Games story about when I met a bunch of them once), Film Noir ("Here's looking at you, kid.") and an aspiring writer...uhm, yeah, I think we should definitely chat it up.
Skype is 'commiscore'. Not on at the moment, so give me a minute.
>>22923065
>Raven voice
hot.
>I draw a lot
Post your work :^)
Ok, here we go. I'll try this out.
21/M here.
Looking for:
>Anyone up to my height (5'11")
>Weight not really an issue
>Direct, maybe sarcastic
>Intelligence is a big plus
>No smokers, srsly (drinking is ok to a point)
>Tattoos are fine, I guess
>Debate me, I dare you
I'm passive as fuck, but I'll throw in my 2 cents.
>>22917887
You sound like you're form /mtfg/
Dream girl? hmm
>Tall, like 5'9-ish (I'm 6') and skinny
>either cute short/boy cut or really long (mid-back+) hair
>gray or green eyes (hnnnnng)
>into old vidya and non-vapid music
>will listen and geek out to those things with me
>likes to run and be active
>not heavy into religion (or edgy about not having one)
>kind and not a /pol/ shitlord
>likes to drink. doesn't smoke cigs.
>cuddly and affectionate
>passionate about a hobby or something that isn't just work
>likes to talk more than I do (I have no problem being social but I'm pretty introverted in the end)
>sarcastic and witty, can handle dark humor
>is into guys with long hair
here's a retarded smiley picture of me
t b h any girl would do at the moment. Yet, I won't do for any girl.
I'm married, dead bedroomer father of 2. A wife that would rather play candy crush than make love, because she doesn't have the energy for it. Just when I reached the peak of my sexuality. I have never wanted to explore so much as I want to do now. I guess I chose this sexual suicide at age 27.
I would love for a girl to be friends with me, who I could share this problem with and one that understands it. I love my wife, but I need the release. I would like a girl to talk to, to invite over to my house and to talk to my wife as if they were friends, and to fool around with me when she isn't looking. I know this is awful but it's such a deep desire that I have, all because my wife is such a frigid, cold woman.
I wish I could find a girl to help me, I would do anything to get one like this. But I must suffer alone.
End rant.
>>22923065
short brown hair with brown eyes, no freckles but i probably need glasses, bit of a philly accent. i hit a good bit of your points.
Skype is the.penguinslayer if you're still around!
>>22921561
i beat kingdom hearts 1 and 2 in one sitting, do i qualify?
>>22914800
>intelligent/educated
International Business Major
>attractive
I think I am, and have never had a problem with chicks
>humorous
been told it all the time
>taller than me
no doubt
>wealthy
For my age, I pull $1800 paychecks as a social media coordinator
>athletic/strong
played sports at a d1 college before getting injured
>possessive and protective
Ha, you think you want this but you dont.
>clean shaven/good jawline
check /meh
>loyal
check
>has unique hobbies
Nope, work, go to school and spend my free time in the gym
>traditional
Ha, fuck off
>dislikes anime stuff
check
>not needy or whiny
check
>not a asian beta manlet
check
>not black
check
>or any other shitskin
check
>tfw you meet most of these but fucking hate self entitled bitches, kys.
>tfw a man made that post and I still got baited.
/soc/, why do chicks gotta be so basic?
>>22922907
I'm a lot of that. Maybe even most of it.
>hates the cold
fagit
My dreamgirl:
Looks:
>boob/ass size doesn't matter as long as moderately fit
>though love a smooth midriff line
>hair and eye colour don't matter
>size: preferably smaller than me but not a midget (I'm 182cm or 5'11'')
>feminin
>cute
>likes to spoil me by wearing stockings and thighhighs
Character:
>feminine, motherly character
>affectionate
>clingy
>loyal af
>cooking is a big plus (I love cooking myself and would love to cook with a nice grill
)
>derpy
>dark sense of humour
>is open minded
>well educated
>loves sex and is open to try some kinky stuff
>loves music, any kind is good but is open to discover new music and share hers
>loves cuddling and making it comfy at home but also going out every now and then (I love hiking and would love to do that every now and then)
>would like to have a family someday (not the biggest necessity though)
>would be nice if she shared my hobby for vidya (but again not necessity)
About me:
Looks:
>20/m
>black straight hair, prefer to have them medium/short
>hair curl a bit towards the end when they get longish
>brown eyes
>182cm or 5'11''
>long legs, broad shoulders but skinny otherwise (don't train)
>half asian, half caucasian, though most people say I don't look very asian
>clean shaven as my beard hair is not yet dense enough, but would like to grow one just to see when I'm older
>dress pretty simple, jeans with shirts/hoodies/pullovers without or very few prints on it
character:
>very loyal
>affectionate
>kind hearted
>loves cuddles and any other form of physical contact
>love cooking and music, play the piano
>brutaly honest
>sometimes very nerdy in the "I know it all" sense
>love vidya
Some negative traits
>lost romantic
>self sacrificing
>naive
>try hard
Also, i'm form europe
,*
>>22914123
>wears leather jackets and doc martins
>smokes, drugs, and can drink as hard as I do
>possibly also a bartender like me
>has life goals that are reasonable
>no kids and no desire to have any
>cutting honesty
>at least 5-6/10
>can be spontaneous
>wants to enjoy the one life she has even if it's in fucked up ways
>has to be smaller than me. I'm 5'11" hipster skinny but very fit. It's awkward when women weight nearly as much as I do
>>22921829
if you want to leave your kik: ill add you, since i have no other means of communicating with anon people.
my dream girl doesn't even know that 4chan is. you're all poor losers on here.
>>22922460
UK
>>22922749
I like shaved heads and tracksuits lol no vampires please
>>22924722
You can add me on kik if you want
Norwegian_wood1
Ideal Match:
pref male
23-30
>intelligent
>adventurous
> encouraging/supportive
>420 friendly/open mind
>loves animals/nature
>strong work ethic
>will put up with my shit
>snuggly/affectionate to me, doesn't have to be in public. As long as I know that they care.
>chokes me during sex (;
>legitimately interested in similar interests but has their own life/ideas
>taller than me (5'6")
>prefer facial hair/long hair
>a lil chubs
>tattoos are a plus
>handy with tools/cars/etc and will have the patience to teach me
>appreciates that I would go out of my way to make them happy.
But this doesn't exist, so....
>>22923929
>International Business Major
My nigga, though this shit is too easy to count for educated/intelligent, and to be fair, the majority of guys are just as basic. You sound pretty cool sans having no hobbies beyond gym though. What are you looking for?
(I am a guy, just curious)
>>22922876
welp, no marriage4me
I want a girl that has something to say. That can get carried away in talking about her passion like art or movies or fucking rocket science I don't care. I often find myself not knowing what to talk about with others because it seems like they are not interested in anything, and when it turns out we have similar tastes I show my power level like an idiot and glaring divide becomes transparent.
>>22925335
>>22922394
>>22922173
>>22925335
I'm a good number of those things, not 100%, but might be worth a check.
>>22923121
My Contact.
I posted earlier but I've put a lot more thought into it now
I know a lot more of what I dont want in a woman than what I do want. Ill do my best to make it more does and less donts
>female
>very caring i need to be able to fall in love and feel love back
>she needs to be happy with herself outside the relationship I dont want her to draw her self esteem from the relationship itself
>preferably cute and dark haired but Some blonds and redheads look just as good
>has to be at least a little into vidya and not in the ill pretend i like it to make you happy way, vidya has been to big a part of my life as a hobby for it to not be involved
>smarter than a rock
>has to know that I can be hopelessly romantic in the dorkiest way
Kik me if you are even close to this. Naccam82.
>>22914407
>Tall
6'2" 185cm
>paternal
Do you mean masc for masc? Hmm no you don't, Im not 100% sure what you mean by that.
>definitely thoughtful. Intelligent without being pretentious with a strong idealistic streak. Kind, driven and passionate are a must too.
Check check check
>He'd have to be a cuddler and down with all my weird kinky bullshit.
Cuddler yes, kinky bullshit who knows
>An interest in the arts is important
Depends on the art, I dont like bullshit art and the money being wasted for it, being a proud physicist.
>Musical ability
Jeez your person needs to have lots of time.. I play the piano a bit.
>Being cultured and eager to learn about anything and everything is great too.
Eager to learn about any science, culture part maybe less so, not sure.
>He'd have to be an atheist and he'd have to be childfree.
Agnost and I will want children
>Leaning towards the SJ side of things would be great, too. Philosophically minded's great as well so long as they aren't too detached from reality. Also no temper problems holy shit if you yell at me that's it man I don't like you anymore game over
Check check check
>Oh and he'd have to be gay without being THUPER DUPER GAY FAAAAAABULOUSSS VERSACE ARMANI PRADA GUUURL and/or MASC4MASC NO FAGS
Check
>Jesus I had no idea I was so picky
If you want a boyfriend like that, you'll have to be a great person yourself too, that's how things sort of work, right?: D
Is this a match? My kik is Squirrilon in case you are up for a chat
>>22925598
Shit forgot
Fotness was a big part of my past and I'm trying to make it a better part of my future. A healthy body helps support a healthy mind and I want my partner to share that goal
>>22924717
>implying
>>22914407
>paternal
>NO children
>you wut?
>>22925335
>Ideal Match:
>pref male
>23-30
24/m
>>intelligent
I'd like to think so
>>adventurous
Always up for trying new things, want to travel eventually
>> encouraging/supportive
Yup
>>420 friendly/open mind
Don't smoke, don't like it personally, but you're free to do whatever
>>loves animals/nature
Have a dog and cat, like to hike and camp
>>strong work ethic
Yup
>>will put up with my shit
I'm a very patient person
>>snuggly/affectionate to me, doesn't have to be in public. As long as I know that they care.
Yup
>>chokes me during sex (;
Uh..... Maybe?
>>legitimately interested in similar interests but has their own life/ideas
Yup
>>taller than me (5'6")
Yup (6' 1")
>>prefer facial hair/long hair
Beard
>>a lil chubs
Yup
>>tattoos are a plus
Nah
>>handy with tools/cars/etc and will have the patience to teach me
Yup
>>appreciates that I would go out of my way to make them happy.
Yup
>But this doesn't exist, so....
Do I qualify?
>female
>18-19
>in new england
>not in college but plans on it soon
>has 1 or 2 close friends, preferably not more
>can contribute to a conversation, specifically when texting
>mentally stable
>has self-esteem but isn't arrogant
>intelligent, but not extreme, valedictorian-level intelligent
>likes writing and math
>likes going on dates once or twice a week, assuming travel time isnt an issue
>has a license
>can skate or wants to learn
>likes outdoorsy stuff
>likes video games
>politically left-wing
>5'5" give or take
>busty
>likes anal
>loyal/investive
>VERY affectionate
>not shy about communicating problems between us
We need about 1000 times more posters for a match, famalam
Other person:
-Is a girl (Or trans) (Or a really feminine guy? I don't know)
-Skinny or average weight
-Short is cute
-Generally nice/kind
-Laid back
-Likes talking for hours on end about pretty much anything
-Good sense of humor
-Having creative interests (drawing, music, writing, etc) is bretty cool
-Likes staying in most of the time, maybe go out once in a blue moon on dates
-I'd like to try cosplay at some point, so if they were into it as well, that would be dope.
-Likes video games, either playing or watching them.
-Likes to cuddle/is affectionate/something like that
Me
-Is a guy
-22
-5'6''
-Skinny
-Short brown hair
-In USA
-I draw/animate stuff, play games, like to cook
-Makes bad jokes
-Talk to myself a lot
-And talks a lot in general
-Except in public, fuck that shit
-Happy/positive most of the time
-Likes giving gifts to people (Christmas is my jam)
-Wants a dog
Kik is solo_tomato if anyone wants to chit chat.
>>22925829
D-Do you have skype? You're too perfect! ;_;
>>22925842
btns25
>>22924710
catfood.dreams is my kik
>Intelligent/educated
>Independent i.e. not needy
>Stable
>Not a princess
>Knows what they want in life
>Brunette (doesn't matter too much but prefer natural hair colours)
>Curvy
>5'0"-6'"
>Likes to go away and do stuff at the weekend with me
>Preferably has a full time job
>Not looking to marry/have kids for at least 5-8 years
>20-24
>Enjoys gaming
>Is quiet during films
>Likes deep conversations
>Logical mindset, at least somewhat
>Enjoys more than just clubbing/drinking
Me:
>22
>UK
>6'2"
>Average body
>Game programmer
Ask for more info if you want
>>22925335
Almost.
Ideal
>Male
>Cute
>I'm little, so height doesn't actually matter
>Lanky/mr.skeltaldootmode/ottermode/skinny
>Dark bags under eyes or long thin fingers, I dig it
>Messy hair, shorter on the sides and longer up top hng
>Sarcastic, witty, cynical, into insult flirting
>Into dry or dark humor
>Loyal as fuck (because I am)
>Maybe more intelligent than me without being a dick about it
>Kinky
>Pretends that I'm funny
>Into indie music, or art, or film, or music in general
>Supportive and understanding. I'm the type of person who will just be ALL ABOUT whatever the fuck you wanna do and back you up 110% all the way.
>Have something you're passionate about. Even if it's collecting toe jam, as long as your eyes light up when you talk about it.
>Not SJW but not an super conservative republican, just a reasonable human being
>Doesn't want kids right away, doesn't want more than one (1) kid AT MOST good god
I'm probably asking for too much.
>>22926043
Girl, we all are asking too much. It's the point of the thread.
>>22926043
That was easy to fit in. Did you already post in this thread?
>>22926061
I've posted in 1 previous thread, but not in this actual thread right now.
-laid back, understanding guy
-into (preferably) metal music
-drug friendly
-long hair, curly hair is a plus
-preferably Chubby
- preferably stays up late
- can be dominant
- tall (over 5'9)
- open minded, kind
-tattoos and piercings are a plus
-down to earth, easy to talk to, honest
-can cook
>>22925946
I wish I were a game programmer
>>22921987
i suppose i could hit you up but i'm probably younger than you and doubtfully live in the same country as you
still
>6'1"
>midlength hair
>no beard
>broad shoulders
>28 inch waist
>only wear black
>literally apathetic about everything apart from philosophy and music
>POST-ROCK/EMO/POST-PUNK/FOLK/KILLYOURSELFCORE represent
>i would go to concerts if i could tolerate people or i had somebody to go with who i could tolerate
>willing to exert a lot of trust, also willing to do a lot of things for no personal gain
>i am the supreme gentleman
Ok. It's going to get weird. I'm going to make this weird.
>Short
>Goofy
>Easily excitable
>Likes toilet humor and cheesy jokes
>Red, black, or dark brown hair
>Green or brown eyes
>Pale skin
>You can see her veins through her boobs
>Would be down to work out and do squats
>Likes Zelda games but isn't very competitive and doesn't play LoL
>Likes the outdoors but isn't a mudding quad racing hick
>Introvert
>Shy
>Shut-in
>Prefers cats
>Daddy issues
>Brother issues
>Low self esteem
>Likes Legos
>Likes board games
>Likes reading books
>Is a vegetarian/vegan
>Would recognize most 50's/60's oldies and/or disco tunes I put on.
>Is ok with me liking admittedly bad heavy metal like Grim Reaper
>Prefers Star Trek to Star Wars
>Likes being pampered and really appreciates all the little things I do for her
>Doesn't drink, or do drugs.
>Still gets excited about Christmas
>Likes being pushed on swings
>Is a great conversationalist and can keep a convo going for hours.
>Ponders her place in the universe.
>Plays old britney spears and spice girls music when she gets really excited
kik is buck_rogers if anyone thinks they're a remote match..
>>22926134
>>You can see her veins through her boobs
So you mean not fake tits? because that's what that means.
i am male
>be a girl
>be above 5' tall
>don't be over an 8/10 by most people's standards
>be attractive in a cute way, not a beautiful way (i have trouble making this point clear without examples)
>don't shout please
>be above average intelligence, and be very intellectually curious
>be very introverted
ok
>>22926134
I am laughing my fucking ass off
>likes Legos
>likes being pushed on swings
>Plays old britney spears and spice girls
music when she gets really excited
I'm actually in fucking tears over this, jesus christ
>>22926077
I think i remember that.
>>22926134
Ayy, I've actually been to two Britney concerts (and I got really excited)
>>22926134
>Plays old britney spears and spice girls music when she gets really excited
literally why
>>22926043
i think i fit
apart from my passion is philosophy
and my views might be a bit out there for you
>>22926043
skype?
>female
>can be short or tall doesn't matter
>bit of a tomboy
>likes camping, astronomy, music and weeb shit
>usually find average cutesy girls more attractive
>short black/dark red hair
>maybe some freckles
>doesn't leave at the first sing of hardship
>doesn't like parties and shit
>most important loyal
me
>25m
>1.77m 110kg manlet lardass
>hairy
>dark blonde curly hair
>hazel eyes and glasses
>a bit of a baby face
>like making music, playing drums, weeb shit, /out/ stuff and astronomy
>trying to lose weight, lost 18 so far
>cuddle addict, clingy
>weird taste in humor
>huge pessimist
>depressing
>tfw everyone lists tall as their dream guy trait
Who /unlovable/ here?
>>22926255
/unlovable/ /sadcore/ reporting in
my dream girl if you could subtract about 50% of the crazy
>>22926134
Did you have an older sister around 27 or 28 years old now?
>any girl who likes passion pit
>a lot
hmu girl
>>22926043
im fat but getting skinny, does that count?
>>22926184
As long as you aren't pretentious as fuck.
>>22926216
I don't really want to post my skype but everybody can just post their throwaway accounts?
I'm the worst.
>>22927005
captainarpad is my skype.
>>22927042
I'm not sure if you blocked me or not but I was literally just joking about being a nigerian princess who wants your credit card number.
THIS IS WHY I CAN'T HAVE ANY BOYFRIENDS.
fuck
>>22927122
It was not the first time that happened with me.
>>22927122
>female spaghetti
Take a photo bois its real
>>22926292
She is pretty. What's this about crazy? I like that.
>tall
>long hair
>cute face
>don't really care about body type, but has to be able to keep up with some of the physically taxing things I do without bitching (hiking, running, naked outdoor yoga, etc)
>must love animals (prefer a cat person over a dog person, tbqh)
>goofy sense of humor
>likes to cuddle
>thick-skinned, as I tend to be brutally honest/offensive without realizing it
>romantic to a stupidly cheesy degree
>passionate about something, like there's nothing more attractive than watching someone's face light up while they ramble about the things they love
>>22927136
>>22927140
>Female spaghetti
No bully
>>22927358
Fug
>>22927358
He just seems uptight, I thought it was funny. Maybe slightly cringe but then again what can you expect from /soc/?
Rather have a chick that can joke then being a cunt.
>>22926134
>likes the outdoors
>shut-in
Pick one.
>my ideal guy must be taller than me (that means above 5'8")
>i don't like my men skinny af (chubby is ok too)
>facial hair preferably
>idgaf about eye or hair color really
>muscles, sharp cheekbones and jawline, tattoos, piercings and glasses are a plus
>intelligent
>reader
>sarcastic
>funny
>talkative
>honest
>open minded
>is a good listener
>interested in science stuff
>geeky and slighty nerdy
>down to earth
>likes to smoke and drink with me
>to be tolerable of my retard-ness at times
>likes to cuddle and be playfull
>"i'm taking you on an adventure" guy
>likes cartoons (no anime tho), vidya, board games
>no weird fetishes
>not religious and conservative
A guy who's confident and independent during the day but slightly shy/submissive at night
Hnng
>>22927403
What are "weird fetishes"
>>22925454
This was me breh >>22922674
I mean it could be categorized as easy but there a lot of shitty as majors. I actually started with a stem major but at the time juggling sports/school/work was just so fucking much I couldn't keep up(it literally was a zero sleep schedule.)
So changed to business and then I got injured junior year and quick sports. Now I just want to travel and enjoy life.
>female
>messy hair
>chubby
>aware of stuff going on in the world
>good sense of humour
>kinda goofy
>able to tolerate silence sometimes
>geeky
>will walk with me at 3am to some random place
i think this it
