Hello all. I am 25 year old female that lives in Utah. I'd love to meet up with someone today. Preferably involving weed, alcohol, and games/ movies. Yes, I will post my tits my next post.
Tits?
Netflix and chill
>>22859380
Tits for everyone! And as long as netflix and chill involves weed, I'm in.
>>22859406
How's the booty?
Do you ski and/or want to learn to ski? pls ski with me~
>>22859427
The booty is fine.
>>22859433
I'm sorry hun but I don't have any skiing gear.
>>22859406
>>22859440
can anon meet up with this chick, smoke her up, and make pov bj video plox?
>>22859463
I'm not that great at blowjobs because I have a strong gag reflex. But I can try just for you~.
>>22859440
What if I just bought you weed/alcohol and you took pics for me instead?
>>22859493
I could do that. Would you be smoking and drinking with me?
>>22859498
I don't smoke or drink, I just like games and big booty.
>>22859493
We could so do a photo shoot.
>>22859519
What kind of games do you like?
>>22859524
I have everything except for xbox one, so if you like console stuff I got it covered
I dont know how i feel about this
>>22859538
Awesome! You wouldn't happy to have The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth, do you?
>>22859551
Yeah, I could just buy you a copy on pc too
>>22859549
Happy? Estatic, Disgusted?
>>22859556
My laptop has been busted for a few months and I do own it on there. Thank you for the offer thpugh. :)
>>22859557
I like the booty quite a bit.
>>22859566
Awww, thank you sweety.
>>22859571
can you do me a solid and show me your feet like this? :)
>>22859571
Keep going.
>>22859486
If I were in Utah, I'd come by and throat train you.
But, seriously, I want someone to come by your place and fuck you... or, if we are going with the photo shoot concept, I'd like a webm of you "giving head" - could be a toy or a hairbrush or anything long and thick.
>>22859363
Didn't you post yesterday that you want to get fucked up enough that you would die? Also, you are in Herriman, right?
>>22859582
This is the best that I can do on my own.
>>22859611
>>22859603
Yes, I did post that yesterday. I was having a horrible day. And yes, I am in Herriman.
>>22859600
Technically, we would have to do it at their place. We can't do it here.
>>22859406
You have a great pair if tits could you post a pic of you licking your nipples....if I lived closer I would be more then happy to do it myself
>>22859617
Well if I had a car I'd fuck your throat right now.
>>22859630
Here you are.
>>22859637
I prefer a gentle fucking that ends in rough doggie style.
>>22859648
Ayyy lmao
You seem to be in a lonely mood.
Care to spread your pussy?
>>22859627
Well let's see you suck on something thick then - video please.
>>22859617
dang, that's like almost 4hrs away from me
>>22859645
Very nice thanks ......can I get aa close up of your tits
>>22859662
Fuck her, dude. You can tell she doesn't have the word 'no' in her vocabulary.
Film it for us too, plox.
And femanon, help a nigger out on that gas money - 4 hours is far.
>>22859677
You need to get laid bro
>>22859662
It would be worth it and I'd love to give you gas money, but I'm broke.
>>22859681
No shit.
Cut to me in a month and all will be okay.
In the meantime I'd love for a fellow anon to pulverize this ho.
>>22859688
Chek'd. Now let me see you suck something.
>>22859660
I can in a momeny.
>>22859661
I can't take a video but I can take a picture for you in a moment.
>>22859663
Sure, just give me a moment.
>>22859688
money isn't an issue on my end, 4hr drives just suck ass lol.
>>22859707
be a man, unless you live in fucking europe, driving 4 hours is nothing.
>>22859707
Ah, I understand that. I love long car rides mostly because I'm the passenger.
>>22859707
What if she sucks your ass after the four hour drive?
Plus, how often guaranteed win off 4chan?
Think of the greater good here, anon.
>>22859721
dude you're so thristy that even i am getting dehydrated
>>22859648
That is a nice ass to fuck.
>>22859759
Thank you.
>>22859707
Where are you from Anon that its 4 hours to Herriman? Like St. George or some shit?
>>22859721
I'm worried about you bro, what's going on man?
>>22859720
Ye, driving is just boring. Would have to plan in advance for that one. Would you be down with anal?
>>22859746
Need entertainment, god damnit.
Get me some gatorade if you're so concerned.
>>22859773
i'd rather find you some pussy bro, you need sum
>>22859770
I don't really like anal but I can try for you.
>>22859775
I love how you seem to be enjoying showing off for a group of guys!
>>22859775
Very nice tits thank you....I wish I lived closer to you I would love to fuck you
>>22859789
Well, I have no friends and I want to hang out with someone. Got any better ideas?
>>22859788
Cool, got a pic of that butthole of yours?
>>22859791
Thanks hun
>>22859804
Anytime....if you have kik and ever want to chat let me know ....would love to keep in touch with you
>>22859795
I wasn't criticizing you, I really do love it lol
>>22859820
I don't use kik, sorry.
>>22859820
Same, I think we should take this to kik but make it a group
>>22859777
Chek'd
i'll be good in a few weeks dude, no worries.
I just want to see this ho properly degraded and filled. Still waiting to see you suck off a household object, bb.
>>22859835
I'm not putting out unless someone will hang with me. Sorry fellas.
>>22859823
>>22859849
Nevermind.
Maybe make a tinychat if you've got a cam. Great way to up the ante.
Also, go on tinder find some fuck and report /video results?
>>22859830
What seems like you could use is some fukboi.
>>22859858
What I could use is weed and a friend.
>>22859870
I don't have weed, but I do have whiskey.
>>22859870
What's your contact?
>>22859930
Si. Mi. [email protected] I'd really love if we could do this today and I can crash at your place.
>>22859890
That could work. Want to hang out?
>>22859824
I know but I could really use a friend right now.
>>22859363
Would you take my virginity?
>>22859994
I'm living in a diff region. but could you post some more? I'm loving that body of yours
>>22860005
Sure! As long as alcohol/weed is accessible. Also, I'd need a ride to your place.
>>22860014
I'll consider it.
>>22860070
I dont have a license because I am autistic and I live in my parents attic so we would have to work that out
>>22860079
>>22860075
Alright, I'd be your friend.. but I'm from europe... so that's not gonna help much.
>>22860079
I don't have a license either. Maybe you could convince your parents to come get me.
>>22859363
I'm so close to you op, also have weed and lots of alcohol, and Netflix. I am 18 though so I don't think you'd be interested. But if you are really in need of good weed, I could hook you up
>>22860144
I'd be interested. Please? I'd love to hang with you.
>>22860079
Confirmed for not actually you
>>22860005
Timestamp? Image.jpg is usually that retarded photoshop guy
>>22860161
I like how you did your hair bb.
>>22860180
It's just how my hair naturally is.
>>22860144
Please kind anon, may we get together?
>>22860200
how come you're desperately trying to find a friend?
>>22860224
Because I need friends.
>>22860144
I'm very interested in hanging out with you.
>>22860238
Hey sorry, was away for awhile. I'm free all day today. We probably wouldn't be able to hang out at my place until later though since I still live with parents. Is your place okay?
>>22860249
We can hang out here but we'd have to smoke outside. Good think there are a bunch of secluded walkways around here.
>>22860249
My parents are home too but we can hang in my room. Just hide everything in a backpack.
>>22860249
Email me and I'll send you the address. Email is si. Mi. [email protected] without the spaces.
>>22860284
Alright that's good, do you have a kik or snapchat? Or anywhere else we can talk, unless you don't mind talking here.
>>22860293
Great I'll send you an email right now.
>>22860297
I have snapchat. I believe it is appleskun.
>>22860306
It is actually apples_kun.
>>22860324
I can't login to my snapchat, so I sent you an email :)
>>22860348
I got it. Thank you.
Still lurking hard in hopes you get some weed and some fuck.
>>22860412
Thanks bro. Want to give me your e-mail so I can send you pictures?
>>22860486
you should just post them here.
>>22860412
Jesus anon, go watch some porn or something...this is creepy and even unhealthy...
>>22860496
I will when it happens I guess.
>>22860486
Just post it here and that works.
>>22860533
I appreciate your concern, anon, but this is cheaper + more entertaining than Fallout 4.
>>22860540
You got me on Fallout 4 there.
Updates OP?
>inb4 it's that thirsty bored dude again
>no shit it is nigger
>>22860836
A guy is coming over with weed and alcohol in about an hour.
>>22860904
Fucking word?
Happy to hear for you girl.
Please post updated + pics.
I'm honestly happy for you.
>>22860904
seems like the thread was succesfull. gratz
>>22860990
I will. I'll post pictures and keep you updated.
>>22861000
Thanks and nice trips!
>>22861007
I'll make sure to keep an eye on this thread then, i want to know how it ends up.
>>22861038
Okie dokie. You will not be disappointed!
>>22861151
I do like the sound of that.
Use his phone if it can take video, btw.
>>22861151
well it's 2:30am, down here. i'll most likely stay up for 2more huors and if nothing happenend by that time i hope that the thread is still up, when i do wake up.
Any news?
>>22861287
She's probably high now.
It's only been about an hour. Chances are he's just getting there.
>>22861287
The 18 year old is trying to flake but I'm trying to save him from doing so. I do have a back up guy but he may flake too.
>>22861362
Lets hope they actually end up meeting up with you.
If I happened to be in Utah, I would have made the trip asap. Though, I don't smoke. I'd bring alcohol though.
>>22861405
If I had a car I would've done the same.
Thanks you guys. I still don't know if he is coming or not. And I really need this. I just got out of a 4 year relationship and I really need someone (sex-wise or not). Weed would help me a lot too.
>>22861534
Woooooh. Whomever complies will be in for a wild ride ay?
>>22861534
That explains a bit more, what happened to the back up guy?
>>22861558
He is at work and not responding.
>>22861540
What is that supposed to mean if you don't mind me asking?
what is the percentage of Mormons? any here?
>>22861612
Lonely girl, relationship breakdown, blablabla... do the math
>>22861618
I don't want another relationship, I just want to get high and get fucked.
>>22861649
Can i/we get to see more of you? I know you said earlier that you'd consider it.
>>22861667
Once I figure out if anyone is coming or not.
>>22861649
I mean you are on a fragile situation because of your background.
>>22861734
I know...
>>22861752
Dont worry im not here to talk you down, i'd totally hang out with you.
>>22861756
It would be nice to hang out with someone. The have both stopped talking to me.
>>22861833
I'd hang out.. but there's not a lot that i can do.. being in europe.
>>22861833
Yeah im sorry friend. We could skype though, i suppose, i try to be quite light hearted.
>>22861846
I know and I appreciate the thought kind Anon.
>>22861855
My skype name is Dreamy.Mouse but I don't have it downloaded currently. I'll download it in a bit. Feel free to add me.
Updates?
If those faggots flaked, you've got us perverts to keep you company.
>>22861833
It's to bad its been rough night for you ...you seem like a really cool person .....and sexy to
>>22861872
One flaked and the other one hasn't e-mailed me since 8:40 saying he was buying green. Do you think he will come get me?
>>22861930
Thanks hun.
>>22862057
Maybe his dealer stabbed him :P
>>22862057
have you emailed him ever since? and what did you offer the 2nd guy?
>>22861866
added
>>22862065
Yes I did and I offered to have sex with him, cuddle, make out, and watch a movie.
His email is [email protected]. Could you guys help make this happen for me? I need it so bad.
>>22862081
sounds like a good deal to me, for how long have you known that person?
>>22862100
It's not like we can do much to help you. also it'll look really strange if he gets 3+ emails saying "go f.ck her"
>>22862104
Just this evening.
>>22862113
I guess but a little encouragement never hurt anyone.
>>22862115
I'd help, really. Im sorry.
>>22862115
>Just this evening.
Maybe he's scared that something terrible will happen? how did you meet him
>>22862118
>I guess but a little encouragement never hurt anyone.
I'd help.. but i'm honestly not quite sure what i'd mail him.. to convince him that is.
>>22862140
Dude follow the thread, it all happened in this thread. She sounds so willing, i'd give her some time. Sad...
>>22862147
Well we got the 18 year old who most likely bailed.
We got the one guy who can't drive, so i don't think he was going to meet her tonight.
So i'm not sure which person would be the one who was going to purchase "green"
He said "Hehe to fuck a 17 y o cock. I can help with that ;)". Does that mean he is going to come get me?
>>22862191
hopefully, but he sounds like a virgin if he wrote it like that. lmao
>>22862200
Yeah, I outright asked him but no response yet.
>>22862191
who knows. would you fuck a 17 y.o?
>>22862208
Disappointing.
Did you get skype?
Yup, he flaked... Guess tonight I an hero since I can't get anyone to come over...
>>22862226
will you really an hero though?
And i'm pretty sure if you get on tinder you'll find plenty of guys.
>>22862226
Don't an hero. You got all of us here.
>>22862226
You still have us ...for what it's worth :)
>>22862234
we aren't worth shit mate.
>>22862231
I really want to but I probably won't.
>>22862245
Hey chill, its gonna be fine.
>>22862245
Well, why would you want to an hero? we don't know much about you, besides the fact that you're single now.
>>22862259
Because I'm not worth shit.
>>22862265
Ye me too but if its worth anything for validation, i'd give you some dick right now since you seem like you deserve it. Cheer up.
>>22862265
Well. in what way?
Cause.. i'm not worth a thing.
Relax girl, no need to get dramatic or overly down on yourself. If guys all an heroed when we couldn't get laid, there'd be literally zero of us left. Besides it sounds more like you need a person to vent too, not really a nsa hookup.
Girl, I hit you up on skype and I've been with you in this bread all night - hit me back asap.
Bump
This thread proves mad interest in you and people hoping for your well being.
Don't take the flaking personally - it happens all the time in modern dating culture. To everyone. I stopped caring once I realized how common this shitty practice is.
Main thing is, imo, you put yourself out there and you're on the men + rebound - you will find a dude to cuddle, fuck, and smoke with you - a lot faster than most of us basement lords can get laid period.
So, again + tldr: I'm sorry it didn't work out - but don't take it personally. You'll get it get it soon.
>an hero not required
>pic not related
>>22862265
well it's 6am..(close to 7). i'm off to bed since this thread is pretty much "dead"... goodluck on your guyfriend search.
