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How does one acquire a gf?
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And this is my body
>>22844757
Brandon 2.0: Blacker and More Pathetic
>>22844761
darkbrandon
>>22844761
>>22844780
Pls no bully.
I'd date any girl who wants horribly obese and showed interest in me.
>>22844840
*wasn't horribly obese
>>22844780
Good choice. I'll allow this.
>>22844854
Nice meme, I like it. I'll be sure to post it on reddit.
>>22844840
Why won't you date an obese girl? That's disqualifying 1/3 of American women.
>>22844908
I've got to have SOME standards, right?
>>22844912
That's a hefty one.
Heheh, get it?
>>22844920
Hilarious.
>>22844757
>>22844760
show dick
>>22844930
You've got to have a sense of humor, darkbrandon.
Look at me. I'm just a 5/10 ginger with debilitating autism spectrum disorder, but I still charm the ladies by keeping a chuckle going. I memorize and recite Jeff Foxworthy jokes and I wear shirts displaying the latest internet memes.
With some practice, you could be the funny guy who makes every woman spray snot from her filthy gash.
Kid you post all over 4chan dont you?
I feel bad for you im in the same boat m8, do you actually ever leave your house or do you just watch anime all day like me?
>>22844972
I go to the gym
>>22845078
Perhaps you are gay. Let that sink in.
>>22845082
How does going to the gym = gay?
Gotta get big
COME ONNNNN
>>22845213
Body isn't as important to girls as personality.
Look at me lmao I'm 5'8 135 lbs but if had sex with 11 girls this year alone
>>22845265
>if had sex with 11 girls this year alone
Kill yourself you vile slut.
>>22845290
I actually regretted it and felt gross after the last one, but it went away :D
never lifted a weight in my life either
>>22845265
I don't lift to get girls. I lift because it's one of the few things in my life that still brings me pleasure. The triumph I experience after completing a workout is one of the greatest feelings I've known. I enjoy seeing my lifts increase, I love being able to carry heavier loads upon my shoulders. It allows me to believe I could do the same with my feels.
>>22844757
Man you are a good looking guy.
>>22845313
I did not associate lifting with being gay. Just simply saying you don't get girls because you are secretly gay. Being healthy and in shape is good.
>>22844757
don't be a nigger
>>22845319
T-Thanks
You too.
>>22845323
I just can't talk to them. My teeth begin chattering when I even think about approaching one.
>>22844760
Wow you have a nicer ass than me -.-
>>22845265
Your body isn't bad at all.. kinda nasty how many girls you have been with though..
>>22845461
>Wow you have a nicer ass than me -.-
I assume you're a grill if this an issue.
Please be in
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>>22845461
Aww Florida here sorry!!
>>22845486
That's alright, I didn't have my hopes up anyways!
>>22845486
im in florida :D!!!!!!!!
>>22845509
>it's an anon tries to cvck me episode
>>22845502
>>22845579
Move to Florida we have good weather >>22845509
Where in Florida ?
>>22845600
>it's an "I'm literally getting cvcked in my own thread" episode
>>22845612
:( I'm sure you will find someone!!
I'm in Miami BTW
>>22845625
>it's a "girl pretends to pity me so that she can gain pleasure from my continuous pain" episode
Nope, not gonna be your cvck. Go away please.
>>22845625
lmao no fucking way im at bayside, wanna meet at like Collins or somehin?
>>22845625
>>22845655
poor guy >>22845648
>>22845658
Right? I'm literally getting cvcked by some skinny twink in my own thread
>>22845681
Well, you know what they say about OP.
>>22845648
I'm not pretending I really do feel bad for you and hope you find someone who makes you happy :(
>>22845655
Not tonight I have school tomorrow. Maybe this weekend or something we can meet at like dolphin mall or some place like that
>>22845323
he is asking how to get a gf he is obviously not gay
>>22845700
Denial, my friend. He obviously cannot approach a female from fear.
>>22845708
are homosexuals afraid of women?
>>22845692
Outta my thread cvck-enabling fucking shit.
>>22845708
>>22845689
You really seem to dislike me for no reason.
>>22845725
>no reason
You dwell in self pity. That shit is fucking stupid. Man the fuck up.
>>22845728
>>22845734
So you're asshurt for no reason at all? Why do you care normie? Go deal with your own problems.
>>22845740
I am dealing with my problem... I am bored at work. Don't know how you assume I am asshurt. Just stating what I see here darkbrandon.
>>22845750
If you feel compelled enough to keep whining about it, you must be asshurt. Back to reddit with you. Do your work and worry about you.
>>22845753
If anything, you're the one whining.
>>22845756
I'm worrying about myself. Not going into peoples threads and calling them faggots because what they posted makes my ass burn.
>>22845769
Once again, assuming I am upset. If you honestly took the advice people have given you numerous times you wouldn't be in the position you are in. Instead, you decide to piss and moan about it numerous times here for everyone to see. I'm not the one butthurt about not getting a gf.
>>22845692
sure lets meet there we can go with friends if u want so it isn't awkward
>>22845681
>>22845740
>>22845753
>>22845769
>>22845769
dude sorry, but thanks for making this thread :D
>>22845783
See pic
>>22845789
Oh piss off manlet.
>>22845814
Have fun, nigga. I'm going to go get me some.
>>22845814
its actually good 2 be small framed cuz they don't expect it when u whip out a big D
>>22845893
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>22844757
Is this you?
>>22845347
go to goodlookinglooser.com
he used to be a lot like you
>>22845934
I'd be a much better looking girl :^)
