I love myself so much
i love you too
>>22832463
love for everyone
>>22832485
I legit think you're a nice dude, but you post too many threads
>>22832460
>I love myself so much
Good, because with that face no one else will :^)
Pic related to thread subject matter
>>22832658
I don't post threads anymore unless I see someone else shitposting my face
>>22832751
plenty do :^)
gonna just go ahead and assume you've been here a while and seen the girls who want me, so I won't bother posting them and you don't have to bother with backtracking and saying they're ugly not real etc.
>>22832760
I encourage people to post this now because I report it outside of my own threads, which seems to drastically reduce the number of shitposters across this board as a whole.
>>22832766
No one believes anyone actually wants you, you're just a deluded little manchild
>>22832460
Shut up, less attractive Brandon
>>22832786
>I posted proof of the girl literally saying that she wanted to fuck me
>yet i'm still the deluded one for thinking she wants me
I think there's a memetic agent in the background of r9k that kills your brain cells
>>22832865
You talk so much shit about r9k, but you could literally be the poster child for that board.
>>22832898
but anon my life is actually very good
I go out about as often as I'd like to, I'm in college, I have an income. Very attractive girls often go out of their way to tell me I'm attractive. Many people have said I'm the most interesting person they know.
>>22832910
Ok, and my question for you is, why the fuck should I care? You seriously made a new thread for yourself to randomly brag about nonsense? Just how narcissistic can you be?
>>22832910
i used to think of you as a stuck up butthurt faggot. but as time goes on your threads are getting funnier.
>>22832910
>Very attractive girls often go out of their way to tell me I'm attractive
sure bruh
>>22832931
No I made a new thread to bother people who shitpost my face. I'm bragging because I know these are things that r9k doesn't have to brag about.
>>22832945
not sure if you're laughing with or at me desu
>>22832958
im impartial. just enjoy watching the shitstorm.
>>22832958
Obviously at you. You've created this little fantasy land to try and impress people from the Internet for some dumb reason, and you've managed to actually convince yourself it's true. Meanwhile you're really just a stereotypical robot.
>>22832966
fair enough
>>22832946
will someone please tell him about the proof I've posted I really don't feel like doing this again lmao
>>22832975
lol what
this is the furthest reach I've seen so far, nice job
>>22832958
No one laughs with you or even takes you seriously. You're just an object of ridicule for this board. You also are great for when people are feeling down, they can look at you and think "well, at least I'm not that guy"
>>22832975
This guy has the right idea of you.
And
>>22832966
Sees you as an object of entertainment
>>22833014
I wonder what you look like if you can look down on me
really, why don't you give me an idea of what a better looks like? you'd be the very first to do it! ever!
I'll raise the ante: if you post a pic of you with a timestamp, and five different id's say you're more attractive than I am, I'll leave this board forever.
>>22833033
See, all of your threads inevitably turn into a dick measuring contest by you to vainly attempt to prove you're not as pathetic as everyone knows you to be, and people laughing at you. Well, you get the very rare occasional cheerleader, but they are far outweighed by your detractors, and are probably the type of people who always support the underdog. Hell, even maxim has people who support him. Just continue on entertaining us, and providing a nice example for where the bottom of the barrel of soc is. It's funny to watch you flail around in vain.
>>22833033
literally everyone looks better then you. not that it's hard you freak of nature.
>>22833085
>>22833094
Literally exactly what I expected and it's making me laugh so fucking hard
like you guys know how transparent it is that you're afraid to be called ugly, right? if I was as ugly as you want me to be, someone would have bodied me by now.
>>22833140
Exactly what we expected from you too. Go on pretending you don't care, you're fooling precisely zero people.
>>22833160
go on pretending you're not ugly
like, really, it's so clear that all of you would love it if I stopped posting. and I'm giving you a very clear way to get me to. What's stopping you? I'm getting bored of this, come on. Give me a reason why you don't want to grab some clear, obvious evidence that you're right and I'm wrong. Knock me down a peg.
>>22833140
It's not just your looks (though you are a goofy looking bastard) it's your holier-than-thou attitude and general douchiness that makes people speak their minds about you. There are plenty of good looking people who attention whore on these boards, but people don't call them ugly. They say it about you because your attitude makes them willing to express what they actually think about you.
>>22833140
wew looks like you're balding as well. i would feel sorry for you if you werent such an annoying little faggot.
>>22833183
I'm only a douchebag to people who are rude to me though.
Another r9k behavior in the wild, constant attempts to make any attempt at a comeback look like bullying.
>>22833171
That's just it though. We don't want you to stop posting. These threads are entertaining as hell to watch your own scramble around to save your online dignity. You're also a shining beacon of hope for people who are feeling down, because they can take solace in the fact they aren't as pathetic as you.
Please don't leave! It's too much fun. I shouldn't even be poking the bear right now, like I am, but your reactions are just perfect.
>>22832980
what proof? id like to see that
>>22833198
nope! same hairline since I was a little kid, but here's a picture of me from a couple years ago at least.
>>22833199
how old are you? you look like you could be 60 in some pics.
>>22833206
this post makes my neck itch
>>22833208
attractive girl+screenshot of a skype chat.
considered posting her nudes too but ehhhh that's a little scummier than i'm willing to do to make people feel frustrated
>>22833212
so you have always had a receeding hairline?
>>22833199
You're a douche to pretty much everyone. You come off as incredibly condescending and pretentious. I've seen others use those exact words for you in fact, so I know I'm not just reading too much into it. Also, constantly dissing r9k makes you look really, really bad. You're like the guy in school who got bullied so much he started making fun of the mentally retarded kids to feel better. No offense intended to r9k in that analogy.
>>22833227
receding implies that it's, well, moving. it's called a widow's peak, if you had paid attention in biology you would have learned about it as a genetic trait.
>>22833231
...no? I'm actually very kind to people who are nice to me in these threads. I diss r9k because it's super obvious that so many people on my threads and the ones who shitpost my face come from there.
>>22833221
Aaaand you've resorted back to insults to attempt to discredit my post. Well done, and very much expected of you. It's true though. You're Brandon 2.0, you're just as much an attention whore as him, but not as openly insecure, so far more entertaining to mess with. Brandon at least is comfortable in his insecurity, hell, he embraces it. Whereas you pretend it doesn't exist and are genuinely concerned with how others see you on this board. Why else provide "proof"? Why else challenge people to prove they're more attractive than you?
>>22833212
>>22833227
I like his hair in this one
>>22833245
And why is it super obvious? You're profiling people simply because they disagree with you. The funniest thing about the whole thing is you'd fit in perfectly with r9k. You could practically be their mascot.
>>22833246
>muh ad hominem
also I can't possibly take joy in seeing people backtrack all over themselves when I post proof that girls find me attractive, that'd be silly. There's also definitely not a huge amount of evidence that at least the vast majority of people who come here just to talk shit aren't ugly themselves, that's why they use r9k memes and haven't ever posted a picture of themselves to make fun of me.
>>22833248
thanks!
>>22833255
looooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>22833267
My God! Is this like your first post ever without an accompanying picture of your douchey face? A pictureless post here, and admitting you were wrong and used ad hominem in the previous post. It's a real day of firsts for you! Maybe you'll actually manage to get laid with this trend you have going
>>22833264
Yes...? You're admitting that you just resorted to an ad hominem? Well, you actually conceding a point IS a surprise. Also I've never seen anyone backtrack all over themselves from your supposed "proof" Also, you're more of a dumbass than I thought if you think absence of evidence is proof to the contrary.
>>22833312
The same way that I know most people on /int/ aren't from the United States, I know that most people on /r9k/ aren't great looking. People who use /r9k/ memes probably go on /r9k/, a lot.
Anyway, the reason I said "muh ad hominem" is because it's pretty stupid to say that I'm "resorting to insults" when I'm not really that interested in arguing with you to begin with, I just want to make you feel bad because you are trying to make me feel bad.
In real life, this is very obvious. Because you have spent too much time "debating" online (quotation marks, because you're definitely the kind of person who just shouts latin phrases at the other person until they get tired of explaining why you're wrong) you have trouble seeing when someone actually wants to debate with you.
>>22833339
Please give examples of these r9k memes you constantly go on about. Also, I haven't once called you out on any of your logical fallacies, my arguments against you have all been straightforward. You're the one who even brought Latin phrases into it. So please enlighten me as to how I'm "the kind of person who just shouts latin phrases at the other person until they get tired of explaining why you're wrong" cause there's no evidence of any of that in my posts. It's very obvious that what people are saying about you is hitting home. You're getting very defensive and lashing out in childish ways.
>>22833370
allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll this projecting
also let's not act like saying "hurr durr u resorted to insults" isn't basically a slightly less autistic way to play the ad hominem I-win-the-argument-automatically card
>>22833370
To add to this, calling someone out on logical fallacies is essentially an ad hominem attack in itself. Attempting to discredit the authenticity of the debater rather than actually tackle his argument. So unlike you, as you have so graciously admitted, I don't resort to those kind of underhanded tactics.
>>22833388
I said you resorted to insults because it was literally the entirety of your response.
>>22833221
>This post makes my neck itch
How else other than calling you out on it can I address such a childish comeback?
>>22833388
The last grasping attempts of a beaten man to salvage his dignity. God, you're pathetic. The other guy wasn't projecting or using ad hominem at all. You're just trying to make him look bad to try and sabotage his logic.
>>22833264
that's a dope jacket family
I have a similiar one
>>22833399
yes it was the entirety of my response because your argument is so stupid that I know you're not going to budge at all if I actually use logic
like I'm not sure how much more clearly I can say this, I'm not interested in debating my attractiveness. I am insulting you.
>>22833389
case in point
>>22833409
never said he used ad hominem tho. he's projecting in the hitting home part. nobody who isn't butthurt writes out paragraphs in response to sentence fragments
>>22833721
thanks pal, I like it a lot
>>22834117
Lol, in other words, you've got nothing.
>I could beat you if I actually tried
is like the oldest copout in the book. As expected of you though. You're all bluster with nothing to back it up. It really is funny to watch though
>>22834344
I could beat you if either of us were really trying to have an actual debate, but this is really just a shitflinging contest and you know it.
ok im gonna be 100 percent honest right now, youre decent looking. but nothing nice to look at all your eyes are really youre only good feature, other than that your pale, skinny (and not a fit toned skinny), your hair is ugly, and what college do you go to where appearantly all these girls are telling you youre hot because if you were in the south nobody would be talking to you
>>22834418
Suuure you could. Keep talking out your ass, it seems to be the only thing you're actually good at.
>>22834440
uhhhh
I'm at u of Iowa for English.
>>22834477
>I'm at u of Iowa for English.
Shouldn't you be out pursuing bigger & better things then? I mean, look at you, instead of putting your education to use, you are stripping off your clothes on 4chan. People usually do this or porn to afford college tuition, but you are doing it for free. You're basically a moronic loser, but unaware of it.
>>22834531
People also have sex to pay for college, does that mean you're a moronic loser for doing it for free?
>>22834651
Only when you can't get it, free or not, at all, which is your case.
>>22834763
This doesn't really make any sense in this context
like yes woo you got me i'm a virgin it's such a secret i'm so ashamed, that doesn't mean that everyone who has sex for free should be prostituting themselves instead. By the same token, I enjoy posting the occasional nude on 4chan, so I do it for free.
...how have you all not realized that David likes arguing? If you keep complaining about him, he will keep responding to you.
The solution is very simple: you don't like him, just ignore his threads.
If you insist on shit-talking him, at least admit to yourself that, on a certain level, you enjoy his posts.
Oh my god he's so attractive to me... He reminds me of a gargoyle. Good god, I love it.
>>22835004
is this you from a previous bulge thread or nah?
>>22835004
>This doesn't really make any sense in this context
It doesn't make sense because you want to compare something as complex as sex - important to survival, mental and physical health, to your meaningless cam whoring routine.
>>22835004
>that doesn't mean that everyone who has sex for free should be prostituting themselves instead. By the same token, I enjoy posting the occasional nude on 4chan, so I do it for free.
Whether sex is free or not, it's not as easily obtainable as your free nudes, right, David? This is precisely why you start these "why no girls won't fuck me with a 10 inch strap on?" threads. You take off your clothes on 4chan for free because you desperately want to find someone who sees you as a sexual entity. Cling on to all the "proof" you have, the sad truth is that so far you have failed miserably. If your free stuff isn't doing it, imagine if you tried to prostitute yourself.
>>22836810
>mental and physical health
loud eyerolling
dude, sex for people my age is just sex. it's fun, it brings you close to your partner, but it isn't this necessity.
I'm not completely sure what you're trying to say I've failed miserably at. I've very clearly found someone who thinks of me sexually.
>>22835908
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
As said before, I literally only make these threads now because I see people posting my face and trying to get me to come out.
>>22836727
yeah
>>22835933
...thank you?
>>22837244
unf.
get that haircut back.
>>22837285
I'm getting the sides cut short like next week calmate
>>22837331
I'm generally into more fluffy hair
I like it when it's more grown out but hey it's your head
>>22837338
it should be fluffier than that pic, all I'm doing is shortening the sides and this is me rn
>>22832931
KEK'D
>>22837368
ne keeeeeeeeeeep it like this
>>22837244
>dude, sex for people my age is just sex.
What sex are you having? >>22835004 >i'm a virgin
>it's fun, it brings you close to your partner, but it isn't this necessity.
Indeed, sex isn't a necessity, but it has many benefits and if you were having it on the regular you would understand. Also, your threads are basically "fuck me" craigslist ads, so you need it, badly.
>>22837244
>I've very clearly found someone who thinks of me sexually.
You haven't because you are arrogant and deluded. A Skype session doesn't anything, but hopefully you will sort out the shit wrong with you and find someone.
>>22834477
look how hard you had to set up with that lighting just to make it look like you have some sort of definition haha. ok tho, ill bite, and shall we upgrade to cocks you faggot? since you like taking nudes for free u say
>>22837564
I am drooling!
>>22832460
Were you bullied a lot in school? You have the most punchable face I think I've ever seen. I barely know shit about you, but your face just makes me want to hit you.
>>22837564
This guy looks way better than OP. If 5 people say so will you leave for good OP? >>22833033
Like you said here
>>22837564
cute af btu I'm not comparing
>>22837817
there ain't no time stamp like op mentioned
>>22837564
It's literally just the light in my room
it's the same as
>>22836727
anyway...you have an odd body but you're good at hiding it. take your shirt all the way off so everyone can see what I mean.
>>22837808
I was not
>>22837532
I went to high school with the girl I'm talking about
i've seen her naked before, right in front of me, and I just didn't want to. she and I don't have an emotional connection.
>>22838410
>and I just didn't want to. she and I don't have an emotional connection
that's why god invented beer, 'lil dave. i think you're really just scared.
also, please answer this honestly; how many times were you stuffed into a locker in high school?
>>22838504
not in the slightest. also fun fact there's a good chance I'll die if I get drunk.
Also never, I had a lot of friends in high school actually.
>>22838410
haha you still didnt post the cawk pic you little dick virgin. feast your eyes on a real man boy
>>22838538
What's your sexual orientation, if you don't mind my asking.
Serious question, I'm not being a troll or an asshole
>>22838538
In other words you repressed all your traumatic memories.
>>22838545
He claims to be straight, but is always asking for people to shove stuff in his butt. Take that how you will.
>>22838545
I am heterosexual
>>22838542
dat gyno.
also I'm not going to post dick pics just because you do, that's weird.
>>22838568
>you masturbate to a woman dominating you clearly you're attracted to men
>>22838570
Ah, well anyways you seem like a cool enough guy I guess, what're you in school for?
>>22838583
English with a focus in creative writing. Having a lot of fun with it so far, probably gonna get an MFA after this.
>>22838609
Oh nice, I'm a bit of creative writer myself, of course I'm not taking courses for it, but just spilling myself over a story always helps vent myself.
I wish you luck in your MFA, idk what that is, haha, and its fine to call me stupid for not knowing.
>>22838629
master of fine arts, a grad degree.
>>22838609
ugly monkey man
>>22838633
Oh, haha, I suppose all I had to do was think about it for a second to realize.
So do people just hate you because you post your own threads? Or..?
>>22838640
pretty sure everyone's mad that I have the nerve to have self confidence
also i tend to get a whoooooole lot of hate on days where someone asks me to post nudes and I'm not in the mood, I wonder why that is /s
>>22838657
Well, you're not awesome till you have haters I guess, right?
Any tips on boosting ones confidence? I'm a bit self-loathing and could use a boost of confidence. If not its whatevs
>>22838671
be good at things
but no really how I built confidence in like middle school was to act ridiculously confident and macho as a joke, and eventually that turned into actual normal self confidence.
>>22838699
So going along with a facade for so long to fool others into believing you're a certain way will eventually lead to ones self to truly believe it so? That's an interesting thought, haha.
What are you good at? I like to draw, personally
>>22838714
I'm really good at writing and school and saying things that are interesting
Anyway, I'm not sure that it's really a facade. Like I did it to make people laugh, it wasn't normal confident person stuff, I'd literally act like it was impossible for girls to not be attracted to me even though I was 5'0 and acne ridden.
Op, you are gorgeous...
>>22838737
Awww, I bet you were still pretty cute
Of all things, what do you think bothers you the most? Even if it isn't much, I figure you don't get bothered easily at all, haha
>>22838737
dude.. u got too much time on ur hands.. why r u doing this?
>>22838737
Let's be serious for a minute.
How can you look into a mirror and not feel suicidal?
>>22838739
o
>>22838757
bc i just finished all the work for my classes this semester desu
I just have finals
>>22838763
this is pretty low effort at this point
>>22838754
What bothers me the most is when people make decisions that affect me negatively due to a lack of critical thinking
like I can deal with someone just fucking me over for their benefit, honestly, but if they're just doing it because dumb that's when it really bothers me.
>>22838795
Haha, fair enough.
I think the thing that bothers me the most is when people think they know me and talk on my behalf.
As a creative writer yourself, you must know at least a bit about interesting books, any you'd like to recommend to me?
Also, feel free to tell me to fuck off, I know I'm asking alot of questions.
>>22838810
>feel free to tell me to fuck off
aw no babe
books are fantastic and I know a lot. what do you like/what languages do you speak/what's the most difficult book you've enjoyed
>>22838843
Languages, English and sarcasm
Most difficult book... Uhhhmmm, no idea really, but I've never had difficulties with any book I've read.
So I guess give me homework? Haha
As far as favorite written I'd go with "the strange case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde"
>>22838888
read lolita and pnin and 1984 (first book that got me into ~modernist literature~) and the Bell Jar and Handmaid's Tale if you want some feminist lit in your inoffensive lit
>>22839006
I'll mark both of them down on my to do list, I've found it near impossible to get into modern literature, so hopefully it'll be able to grasp me.
I don't think I'll do the feminist lit though, haha, not my style
>>22839031
Bell Jar isn't feminist lit just Handmaid's Tale, but I think even if you aren't a ~feminist~ HT is a very entertaining book. Margaret Atwood is considered Canada's best author for a reason.
>>22839050
Fair enough, I'll see about your thoughts on literature, I'm totes gonna flame you with hate mail if I don't like any of them, lol jk.
Also no, not a femist
>>22832910
honestly i don't believe you since you spend so much time coming here to have to validate yourself to a bunch of gooks. Have you ever heard of show don't tell? if you wanted to prove you had a life you'd show us by fucking off and enjoying your life but since you're still here...
