Skype with a drunk German guy!
Pic related, it's a me!
Skype: bohnenkopf
stop being such a bone head
It's more like bean head, but nice try! :D
Shouldnt you be out welcoming refugees right now, Hans?
I am constantly.
Sitting at the broder right now, shitposting and shaking hands.
>>22825514
Now that's a good kek. Good on you, Hans, Merkel would be proud.
Someone should say again we Germans don't have humor.
>>22825257
You look like you'd enjoy a hairy pussy
Yup, I enjoy my girls as chewbacca as possible
I was going to but then I read >>22826031
Also the fact that you have no idea how to reply to posts is a redflag
>>22826102
I am real I swear. Just stupid.
Unfortunately I am sober now but I am still up for a good talk.
>>22827200
You really got the refugees welcome antifa look down
>>22827200
are you really hung over?, and curious about German culture would tell me about it? :)
>>22827200
You into guys by any chance? Gonna be honest, I think you're quite handsome.
Also, nice dubs.
>>22827404
You should see me in my jump boots and leather vest when I'm on Anti-Nazi demos.
>>22827416
Not hung over, I slept through the worst.
Nothing much to tell. I am not a big fan of it. Imagine being a German as a very boring factory worker who is told everyday he has to work harder so he will get a better job and simultaneously getting blamed for a mistake your great grandfather did in another company.
>>22827423
Damn, didn't notice the dubs. Shame on me.
Thanks. I am kinda bi curious but it has to be with the right guy. Hard to explain.
>>22827660
Nah, man. That's a pretty easy to understand explanation. Hope there are some good guys around you then.
And that's a pretty funny, and succinct, explanation of German culture, hah.
back to antifa you dumb fuck. hope you die soon
>>22827660
am Muslim and half arab so i feel you'er pain on the being blamed for what others did/do thing I've always wanted to visit Germany though i'd love to see the museums,art,architecture what are some of the best places that are not so popular tourist areas
>>22827711
How lovely you are, thanks. I'll try my best.
>>22827724
Damn just a few days ago I realized how stupid it is to hate the Muslims for the doing of ISIS. One of the most powerful sentences since the attack in Paris I heard was "The refugees have nothing in common the atackers, they are the ones they are fleeing from". But to be honest I just noticed that I am pretty much biased myself. I met a refugee from Iraq and he only spoke arabic and didn't have a good education so the first thing I tried to find out if he is a "refugee" coming here for economical benefits. It's unbelievable hard in such a world not to be sceptic.
I think you are welcome here in Germany but as I said before. I think that the German culture is boring and you should ask someone else for those information
>>22827764
>I'll try my best
you obviously either don't or are very incompetent.
Yeah, I am only half German. I think I didn't inherit the efficiency thing. Sadly.
>>22827801
i'm sorry honey, i didnt want to hurt your feelings or to offend you.
I am bored if anyone rolls dubs I will chug all the beer I have as fast as I can and video chat with anyone who is interested.
show me your schnitzel
>>22829284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9z2Esy0XYY
I freaking love when other people make fun of Germans and our accent
>>22829311
I had a German friend and she had no accent at all, she sounded American when she spoke English. She was a foreign exchange student, so she wasn't raised in the USA or anything
>>22829320
There was a Canadian girl who told me the same but I also met a Scottish guy who was saying I had a pretty thick accent
>>22825966
You guys have a sense of humor, it's just completely unrelated to things which are funny.
>>22825966
But it's true. I live in Germany, I know. Also Germans are very cold and they'll never let you in their friend bubble.
>>22830864
Do you have any examples of our non-funny humor? Maybe I'm very German and I don't know.
>>22831601
I've got the same problem maybe it's just the wrong people you meet. Often I am too open for people I talk to, maybe I am just weird. I dunno.
Where are you living right now? Maybe I can convince you not every German is a cold working machine.
