Let's do it . Roast thread
In b4 fag you unimaginative fucks
>>22823134
unimaginative fucking fag
Ngl it does get a bit tedious being constantly rated 8/9's, is there nothing wrong with me?
fuck my shit up
>>22823134
May be handsome but probably a boring ass Manlet
>inb4 slut
>>22823152
Probably really, really boring. I feel like you use the word brah a lot though.
>>22823156
Your eyebrows look like someone drunk sharpied a barbie
>>22823152
You on the left.
>>22823156
you look like you carry more diseases than a rat.
>>22823177
Young angsty teen. Hipster. Liberal. Considers herself tolerant and progressive on social issues. Thinks she is a lot smarter than actuality. Likes to be dominated by big cock.
Hi
I'm terrible at being mean, so I added some compliments.
>>22823134
My first impression of you was that you probably jerked off on cam
but I found out that you're cool
>>22823137
Very over weight.
Redeemable face, tho
>>22823156
Your skin tone is as orange as my hair
But you are very cute and you look like you'd be fun to chill with.
>>22823177
Pretentious. Tries too hard to not be like Mom and Dad
But you look like one of my exes. (she is a real qt 3.14)
>>22823177
You look like a 15 year old. Jared has your pics.
>>22823156
Resting constipation face
>>22823152
>Gingers don't have souls
>>22823151
Even the unshopped version has a ziggy piggy nose
>>22823139
I was gonna say something about the 'Joules is my co-pilot' on your shirt but Metric is cool.
>>22823134
Your mom is a terrible cook
>nobody roasted me yet
Smart move
>>22823224
Chad in a bad way
>>22823177
"I'm, like so quirky and unique"
>>22823156
Slut vibes
>>22823137
Fat.
>>22823152
Ugly hoodie I guess
>>22823134
Annoying face
>>22823256
Roast others bumchin
>>22823140
>>22823244
Fuckin baby, I bet you sell meth to kids at day-care
>>22823221
You look like you want to be a girl on the inside
>>22823251
>Chad in a bad way
I guess you could say that?
>>22823256
Your nose piercing is dumb and you have aye-aye eyes
>>22823140
Cutest thing ever posted on this cesspool bored. 10/10 would be dad.
I can't roast for shit but I bet there's lots of material here. Fire away cunts.
>>22823134
You look like you're 5'0 and don't have anything down under to compensate.
>>22823137
You look like you could eat anon above.
>>22823152
If I had my tablet I would make a new meme out of that face :*
>>22823156
Would not touch. I'd feel dirty just looking at you.
>>22823177
You're cute but you're half shitskin so I wouldn't associate w/ you.
>>22823224
Your tits are bigger than my tits. Hell, your ears are bigger than my tits.
>>22823288
>Hell, your ears are bigger than my tits.
I'm always surprised how little people point this out.
Did you inherit your DSL's from your mom or did you earn them all yourself?
>>22823282
Did you turn your balls in when you bought that Tie fighter?
>>22823137
Gender not found
>>22823288
>your ears are bigger than my tits
So his ears are pretty small then.
>>22823331
it ate it.
>>22823288
You look boring as fuck, and average as fuck, 6/10. You will be cheated on a lot
>>22823177
Try hard unique, quirky bitch. With huge ass hipster glasses for no reason, spoiler alert: you're not special. 7/10
>>22823288
Can't properly roast someone who doesn't even have a face.
>>22823288
>nomakeup1
Bitch you can clearly see the lip gloss, foundation and left over eyebrows off the day before.
>>22823288
>only ever shows half her face
Are you a burn victim?
>>22823375
She works with angles that gives her a strong 6/10. Just looking straight on at her when she's covered in make up is a 5/10 at most.
>>22823134
Wearing a beanie over 14 year old sweep cut, original. Tell your mom to throw some pizza rolls in the microwave you wannabe "skater" faggot.
>>22823140
the goatee can't hide your babyface. probably underage.
>>22823137
you look like you're taking inspiration from the monstrosity on the poster behind you. Your goal body is well within reach.
>>22823151
Your nostrils are big enough to take two dicks at once. It's literally the first thing everyone notices about your face. You're built to be a coke whore.
>>22823152
you're the load your mother should have swallowed.
>>22823156
you're a disease riddled guidette, complete with penciled in eyebrows and a fake tan. You decided to post a "silly" face pic because you're too insecure to post yourself looking normal, as well you should be.
>>22823177
You're yet another liberal hipster shitskin who thinks being "cute" will make up for her stunning lack of personality. Yawn.
>>22823328
That's not a roast anon ;( My moms lips are thin af. Me and my sister have chinalips for some reason.
>>22823343
Not if I date 4/10 guys. Has worked so far.
>>22823369
Nope, no makeup anon. I just have thick brows, chap stick, and good skin. gomen.
>>22823375
You're triggering me anon.
>>22823382
Nigga ever check out the other threads.
You sound like you have a complex.
>>22823427
Yes. I have checked out the other threads where either half of your face is missing or your mouth is wide open with a gormless look on your face. You're a retard. Go follow in Louisa's footsteps.
>>22823427
>Me and my sister have chinalips for some reason.
So how many nickles did you earn?
Round 2
>>22823221
Weak jawed ectomorph who uses female beauty products and likely grew his hair out to hide a severely misshapen skull. Most likely produces more estrogen than testosterone and enjoys smelling like a woman.
>>22823224
You look like a dollar store Frank Yang crossed with a monkey.
>>22823256
You're cross eyed and your face looks like someone molded it with mashed potatoes. Given the five o'clock shadow above your upper lip, you can probably grow a thicker mustache than Asian boy up there.
>>22823439
2edgy4me. You sound like you're 16 anon. I have no gaping mouth pictures actually. The shoop shooped and open mouth smile :) I'm sorry my selfies aren't up to your taste. I should commit suicide for not pleasing a likely 3/10 anon on 4chan.
>>22823442
I-I don't get this reference gomen.
>>22823224
:'(
lives in a hotel
>>22823251
fight me
>>22823282
2qt2roast
>>22823288
>nomakeup1.jpg
....that looks like lipstick, niggette
>>22823140
u think ur tough shit
>>22823151
i can only shudder picturing how much cocaine you snort a day
>>22823152
YOUR FACE IS TOO AMBIGUOUS
>>22823156
MILF
oh wait that isnt bad
>>22823177
slut
you asked for it
>>22823137
i...
huh
well im not sure what are you exactly
go figure
>>22823134
fag
>>22823221
you look like a jjba reject
>>22823224
manlet
>>22823256
nothing i can say, u r a q t
>>22823282
nah, i like you dude
>>22823288
your skills as a photographer are shit
>>22823427
you are not even real
>>22823282
your overgrown chin combined with your weak jaw and small shoulders likely puts you 6'2+ and 150 pounds or less. A lanklet with a shitty haircut who can't string three words together when talking to a girl.
>>22823288
You aren't cute enough to warrant posting a timestamp. you're also a fucking idiot who doesn't realize the futility of posting a no makeup pic and covering up half your face. Your nails look like garbage and everything on your face below the eye looks like it belongs to a ten year old boy.
>>22823445
Damn not even 5 and Below material
>>22823457
Implying you blew a bunch of guys leading to your full lips and charged $0.05 a pop
>>22823462
That baby's face haha
>>22823477
You tape your dick back and imitate Buffalo Bill weekly.
>>22823427
Why don't you show your whole face? Keep surrounding yourself by uggos to feel good. Wouldn't even notice you in person to be honest
>>22823503
>implying anyone would give a fuck about who you notice
>>22823493
Sounds like you have a case of pedophilia anon
>>22823511
>Jared did nothing wrong
>>22823511
its so hard to get your attention.
pic related
>my brain decaying
>>22823511
Like I thought. Now shut the fuck up go hide your face some more
>>22823328
I kek'd
>>22823462
>>22823477
Oh come on, why do I have this effect on everyone
>>22823489
Nigga I'm nearly blind and even I can see that I'm like 230 pounds lol
>>22823552
Roast me.
>>22823565
>/soc/ is love, /soc/ is life. Repeat after me " I do not exist out of soc, I do not exist out of soc..."
>>22823614
It's true you have one of the kindest faces on here, one can't simply be an ass to you
>>22823655
well I really don't have anything bad to say about you other than the fact that its fucking impossible to get your attention.
you're on here shit posting all day and you wont talk to me ass face.
like you obviously don't have anything to fucking do so why not just talk. god damn.
>>22823151
Do you eat from a trough, by chance? Your snout is absolutely beautiful.
>>22823134
fag picture + you look 14
>>22823137
lose weight + gain hair
>>22823151
is ur nose edited
>>22823224
the "I'm too hard to smile in photos" face
>>22823655
>try to roast
>still get ignored
oh well that was my attempt for the day.
>>22824021
lmao disgusting
>>22824028
ok ill roast you then, you're an unimaginative faggot for replying to this >>22823134
with this >>22823139
>>22824035
Thats so ironic. I hope you can realize that
>>22824041
I know I thought it would be funny
>>22824048
holy shit just stop breathing already
>>22824050
>>22824050
yea I really should, would end a lot of my problems. although I think your body has a defense mechanism where if you stop breathing you will just pass out.
so if I stop breathing rn it wont do any good unfortunately.
>>22824074
you must be so fun at parties
>>22824101
actually Im pretty fun, get me drunk + high and im ready to roll, (another blunt)
>>22824138
>needs drugs/alcohol to be cool
yep you're pretty shallow im done roasting you.
>>22824147
what else do you do at a party besides this?
>goes to party
>stays sober
>>22823288
Actually 5"10 just saying
>>22823137
Genetics has already roasted you.
>>22823137
Jesus, when I was told it was a roast thread I didn't think it was the /meat/ roast you fucking cow.
>>22823151
This nose could single-handedly take on ISIS.
>>22823152
It's like being a ginger isn't a big enough handicap in life, you have to level yourself up to "hippy ginger".
>>22823177
You could have just played around how cute you are but instead you chose to look like a retarded special snowflake that nobody will ever take seriously until you reach the age of 35. If you reach it, that is.
>>22823137
I'm still trying to figure out if you're a man or a woman.
>>22823221
Same as above.
>>22823224
You aren't Channing Tatum, make sure to tell your parents about your homosexuality before it's too late.
>>22823282
That chin could park a Cadillac.
>>22823288
Can't even take a picture properly, I don't think there is anything to salvage from you.
>>22823477
You aren't supposed to actually try to look like young Justin Bieber.
>>22824781
holy fuck you're good, my friend.
laughed fucking hard
>>22823151
Inform winnie the pooh i found piglet
>>22823156
Looks like you have taken quite a few dicks and probably mostly at once im not saying you have a massive hole but i have seen sinkholes tighter
>>22823288
this isnt a roast but im pretty sure if you flung your hair forward your the scary bitch from the ring
>>22823137
Your picture Roasts you harder than i ever could
>>22823134
you look like you belong on cover of a gay child porn dvd
>>22823152
i have seen dogs just brought into the shelter that look better than you p.s come back when you can play more than 4 chords
>>22823177
Refuse to roast your pretty cute
>>22823221
you look like you should be joining >>22823134
in some cross genre gay/trap/shemale child porn and taking turns whos the bottom
>>22823224
did you star in dumbo? learn to lift better bro or at least cheat well and use the steroids right
>>22823256
Not roasting you either you have gorgeous eyes
>>22823282
cmon you cant pick on a guy with glasses thats just not right you get a pass on this one
>>22823288
holy shit 1. nomakeup1.jpg my fucking ass 2. if there is no make up your 11 you pick which is true 3. your hair needs cut a little its all rat tailing at the bottom 4. what mongoloid only paints 2 - 5 nails is it a new hipster faggot trend your setting? 5. do you actually have a second eye or did your daddy hurt you when he abused you nightly?
>>22823477
i would write you a massive list but facial expression looks like your use to taking facials everything just screams faggot or /fit/ faggot either way your a fag deal with it
>>22823793
mate you have started balding you look 22 - 28 WHY YOU BALD SO EARLY?!!?!!?! ...... but just starting on the face?
Right guys fire away i expect hair and fag comments
>>22823151
nobody calls you a 9, your nose is beyond fucked
>>22823152
get out of the house
>>22823156
jersey shore trash
>>22823177
guiz look how different i am
also your nose is fat
>>22823224
monkey ears i guess but i cant really talk much shit on this one
>>22823256
your piercings are retarded and you look like you've done nothing but sleep for the past week
>>22823288
phone over half your face, i can still tell that your face is a bit tard looking
>>22823477
get a fucking haircut now
>>22825510
looks like you listen to my chemical romance and cry a lot.
I suck at roasting, but sure, go ahead, make me laugh
>>22826691
You look like Toby MacGuire's alcoholic Russian counterpart.
