normal assume thread
>>22793480
I'm going to assume that when you were a really little kid you used to think that in the past everything was black and white and didn't have any color.
>>22793480
Carefully grooms facial hair to look like three day stubble.
>>22793536
Digs anal, but doesn't know how to bring it up with her partners.
>>22793480
hipster guy. you're into screamo and hardcore. chill
>>22793536
goofy. likes to do a lot of stereotypical white girl things. very friendly
>>22793577
Practices Tai-Chi
>>22793480
listens to stuff like Sufjan Stevens and Devandra Banhart. wears glasses for nearsightedness. probably in school for something relating to literature
>>22793536
shy college girl whose interests consist of reading and browsing through the internet. probably has a tumblr. goes to school somewhere cold
>>22793575
artsy gentleman who is either a musician or works on plays/musicals
>>22793577
extroverted kind dude with an interest in punk rock and music in general. doesn't get the social stimulation he craves from the people in his town so he turns to /soc/ to fill in the gaps. still in high school (?) maybe, or possibly commutes to college. could be studying anything
>>22793536
I'm going to assume that you like starbucks a lot, no offence. Also that you take care of yourself.
>>22793620
>>22793597
Adding onto this, I assume you'd be fun to get stoned with? Mirin the hair yo
>>22793597
Looks edgy, makes A's. (Right on with your assumption.)
>>22793620
Tends to skip leg day.
so yeah, well, heres me
>>22794336
owns at the very least 5 linkin park shirts
>>22793620
you unironically love the music at the EDM festivals you attend
>>22793597
>>22793577
well ... we have done this dance before lads, i feel i would spoil shit for anons later
>>22793575
>assume thread
>high res bw photo with no face
>seems legit
>>22793536
>fucking hell those eyes
i would say you are really into cosplay and anime/cartoons in general, but very few people actually know about it
>>22794336
Disgusting degenerate. Has shit piercings because you're laughably average and boring. Sure you can take them out, but then not only would you be boring, you'd have holes in your face.
Please stop posting, you're gross.
>>22793480
Hipster
>>22793536
Likes to cook
>>22793575
Is a musician
>>22793577
Burns very easily :^)
>>22793620
No assumption, just Aryan superman
>>22793575
Is a janitor on a Japanese sports imageboard
>>22793620
good lifestyle choices but still skips leg day
>>22794336
Very well adjusted relationship with father
>>22793577
has no soul but very cultured/ lazy
>>22793480
You like going to those type of jazz bars- a social person
>>22793536
Bit eccentric, likes doing spontaneous things
>>22793575
Posh, speaks like a thesaurus. You like doing to fancy bars too.
>>22793577
Likes comic books, can't tell a joke to save your life but you are unintentionally funny
>>22793597
You go to skate parks and/or get high every Wednesday or something. Alternative.
>>22793620
You have a gym in your garage, and you listen to "Macho macho man~" and get really into it. Your dance moves are weird but damn are they good.
>>22794336
You like spending time in places that are abandoned, like old warehouses and stuff. Your aloof, kinda scary in the "gonna stare at you for hours" kind of way.
>>22794355
You like sports, and going hiking and enjoying the outdoors. You visit /pol/ religiously
>>22794363
Your like those niche vintage stuff, like collecting cassettes or something. Either that or you hang around the supermarket entrance, just bumming along.
>>22793480
Enjoys typography and has at least a basic knowledge (or more) of graphic design. Frequents /fa/
>>22793536
Very sensitive. You are a very emotional person, though you try not to show it, which results in you bottling up your feelings until you simply can't take it anymore. You are part of a fandom.
>>22793575
Enjoys impressing others, though you yourself feel you are not impressive. You like to feel like you are part of something and take things very seriously when you are selected to fill an important role.
>>22793577
Deeply disconnected with your life. You often feel as if you are floating or drifting away from your consciousness.
>>22793480
ladies man
>>22793575
you get a lot of praise for your hair
>>22793577
you own Guinea pigs
>>22794380
Still in high school
>>22794382
Studying to be a nurse
>>22794440
enjoys theatre and acting.
And also marilyn Manson
>>22793480
thinks the wisp of hair on his face is worth keeping
>>22793536
don't cut your bangs
>>22793575
nice fagknot
>>22793577
you're alright
>>22793597
nice tumblrista septum piercing faglord
>>22793620
need a better photo to tell if svelte or not
>>22794336
what
>>22794359
said
>>22794363
looks harder than he is
>>22794380
underage
>>22794440
pretentious
>>22794452
Haha, I do enjoy theater but definitely not Marilyn Manson! Do you like him?
You look very holistic. You are a homebody but wish you were more in-tune with nature. Love the hair.
>>22794382
/pol/ is probably the only board i have never visited
i can see why you would think that though
>>22794497
Ah, nah I'm not exactly a fan.
Thanks! I wouldn't say I'm a homebody, but I do believe there is no place like home.
>>22793480
is a broke artist
>>22793536
probably not your pic
>>22793577
is a redhead
>>22793597
hipster asian, cool to hang out with, but try too hard
>>22794336
has mental problems
>>22794355
visit /pol/ daily and pray everyday to a poster of Hitler
>>22794363
a Polish in UK
>>22793480
when i looked at u i was wondering, how u similar with my friend, who died in accident :cc
FeelsBadMan
>>22793480
can you upload more photos of yourself?
>>22793480
>was drunk
>in bathroom
>took selfie with mirror
>tfw no longer in middle school
>tfw phones past 2010 have front facing cameras
>took a selfie the normal way
>passed out happy bc selfie looked glorious
these are my humble assumptions. evidence: wrapped in towel
>>22793536
makes close friends happy. nice eyes btw
>>22793575
gazing out towards a group of women that were all checking you out earlier bc you had just shredded out a rad cello solo in a fancy concert hall. keep slaying the poon boss
>>22793577
accidentally started a cult
>>22793597
shy exterior that hides a raging creative beast, banging against the walls of his own inner being, soon to be released upon the world to incite the greatest era of audiovisual art known to man
>>22793620
benches 220?
>>22794336
reads people well
>>22794355
known among friends as the "cynical one"
>>22794363
BROTHER SLAV?
>>22794380
plays vidya into the wee hours of the night, but somehow pulls off perfect grades
>>22794382
has a close-knit group of ride or dies, and is the glue of said group. nice smile btw
>>22794440
takes very good care of self
>>22794452
spirit animal is a horse, galloping across a beach, like the one the bond girl was riding in casino royale
>>22794533
late teen phase of driving dangerously hasn't ended for you, has it?
>>22794546
scandinavian?
>>22794546
youre like well connected with your emotions and prob like poetry or something
>>22794533
likes to emulate vin diesel bc who doesnt
>>22794452
one of the sunniest people on soc <3
>>22794440
wishes the 80s were coming back instead of the 90s
>>22794382
you are funny af or you laugh a lot
>>22794380
deep deep emotional soul
>>22794363
slav afffffffff and has a lot of stories to tell
>>22794355
way hotter and cooler than he believes <3 can get along with every kind of person
>>22793620
people compare you to that guy from scooby doo
>>22793597
was goth as shit as a kid
>>22793577
one of those people who walks down the block and like 5 people recognize you
>>22793575
you hate your face
>>22793536
you like warm mittens and hot chocolate a lot
>>22793480
has mad out with a lot of girls
>>22794625
very smart, dates a lot of guys but doesn't commit
>>22794610
sporty without being a gym douche
>>22794546
plays an instrument of some kind
>>22794533
really wants to be the rock
>>22794452
gets lots of ladies but possibly gay
>>22794440
conceited
>>22794382
sexually inexperienced but curious about girls
>>22794380
posts on craigslist missed connections
>>22794363
doesn't actually smoke
>>22794355
has a very severe trauma from a childhood incident
>>22794336
does a lot of drugs
>>22793620
dancer, everyone thinks you're gay but you're not
>>22793597
goes to shows and flirts with all the laydees
>>22793577
talks to the hand because the face ain't listening
>>22793575
never usually dresses like that
>>22793536
you drink a lot of coffee, and i mean a lot
>>22793480
you're on some kind of watchlist
Assumptions coming after I post this
>>22794665
You're a self described SJW
>>22794625
You haven't had a lot of sexual experience but you want to be really kinky in bed
>>22794610
You wear long sleeved shirts even when it's warm out because you think you look best in them
>>22794546
You watch a lot of anime
>>22794533
The son of Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson
>>22794610
im russian :)
>>22794694
the only anime i wathed THE IRON GIANT
>>22794625
sadly, i was never into poetry
>>22794665
i used to play guitar back in 2008
>>22793536
has a lot of friends that are jealous of her
>>22793577
rupert grint
>>22794336
big fan of curtains
>>22794363
great taste in movies
>>22794625
you have a lot of guys trying to woo you irl but you dont notice, or pretend not to
>>22794452
uses same hair product as me, but to better effect
>>22794336
LOOKS FUCKING FINE IN PIERCINGS.
>>22794336
Doesn't read directions.
>>22794355
Lacks imagination (Seriously, you can assume off of anything. You need both eyes?)
>>22794363
Sucked cock once in college. Kinda liked it, but not enough to go back.
>>22794380
Crossdresses
>>22794382
Sticks her finger up guys' asses when she goes down on them.
>>22794440
Doesn't own any light blue denim.
>>22794452
Looks stoned; doesn't took.
>>22794533
Car note is more than your rent.
>>22794546
Doesn't assume because you only like to be judged.
>>22794610
Owns a planner, and doesn't write down anything in it.
>>22794625
You've gone an entire day without noticing that something is in your hair.
>>22794665
Didn't buy those glasses.
>>22794688
Maintains the three day stubble.
>>22794754
Confuses both genders sexually.
>>22794766
Tweezers eyebrows.
>>22794857
Spot on, senpai
>>22794857
lmfao. i definitely have
>>22794766
cant say if this is true or not irl haha. im not sure about you. youre prob really charismatic and trustworthy
>>22794688
>>22794694
youve had a lot of sexual experience but its never good enough
>>22794665
aw <3 nah i dont date a lot guys. youre fashionable and know how to dress yourself well which is way harder than it seems and i dont care i give up on that stuff so i envy your looks
>>22794908
Also spot on like the last replier.
Impressed by the good assumptions tbqh, pham.
>>22793480
Plays King of Fighters
>>22793536
Wants to get bangs cut
>>22793575
Plays Dota 2 in his free time
>>22793577
Writes poetry
>>22793597
Likes baseball
>>22793620
Literally Captain America
>>22794336
Watches anime
>>22794355
Listens to Eminem
>>22794363
Likes Slav/Eastern European culture
>>22794380
Attracts a lot of hunnies
>>22794382
Probably gives mad head
>>22794440
qt as fuck
>>22794452
That chillaxed guy who everyone wants to hangout with at parties
>>22794533
Loves his car
>>22794546
Likes playan some good vidya in a dark room
>>22794610
Pussy magnet
>>22794625
Watches Korean dramas
>>22794665
Doesn't actually need glasses
>>22794688
Looks like an actor, I forgot what his name was though
>>22794766
Really friendly nigga
>>22794870
Likes comfy sweaters
>>22795024
What does he play in? I really want to know who he is now.
![ryangosling__resized[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ox10t7O.jpg "ryangosling__resized[1].jpg")
>>22795035
I remembered now
You look like Ryan Gosling to me
>>22794870
Dr Wo fan.
>>22794766
liked to draw a lot in High school
>>22794754
tumbler fan
>>22794665
likes poetry and game of thrones
>>22794625
likes ghost stories and sweet coffee
>>22794610
likes footbal!
>>22794533
drives fast and furious
>>22794452
likes iron and wine
>>22794382
Disney nerd
>>22794754
likes Big Bang Theory
>>22794766
Secretly hates the world
>>22794870
Has lots of friends
>>22795069
Is from the UK
>>22794694
eh, a bit, i believe in equality and all that jazz but not to a retarded level
>>22794857
i totally bought them
>>22794908
what? you is beautiful, girl crush
>>22795024
regretfully i do need them
>>22795069
poetry yes, game of thrones sucks
>>22795024
Wrong, I love comfy sweaters haha
>>22795069
eh, its ok. never got into it though.
>>22795111
wrong :(
>>22795411
Shitposts on /v/
>>22794355
I assume that you need to be my boyfriend already.
>>22795444
a ... are you a grill?
>>22795024
>>22794857
>>22794665
y'all far out yo!
>>22794625
th ... thanks maiden of hair
>>22794610
pretty true desu, though i hang out with cynical people so we are all cynical
>>22794533
stop that ...
>>22795629
Plays Call of Duty
>>22795069
ruffle your hair until you feel its the good kind of messy
>>22795111
dont smile very much but when you do you mean it
>>22794779
DAM
>>22794694
couldn't be further from the truth anon friend. I wear crop tops whenever possible
>>22795643
used to be seriously underweight
>>22795629
both kind of basic but nice people
>>22795411
wants to be a social media star
>>22795111
very practical
>>22795069
the guy from Memento movie
>>22795111
the oldest person in this thread
>>22795643
Does crochet
>>22799915
At one point wished he had his own Frank/rabbit after watching Donnie Darko.
>>22794533
Hears everything
>>22794546
Reenacts scenes from Silence of the Lambs.
>>22794625
Spent a fair bit of their childhood close to their grandparents and their particular European culture
>>22794440
Fan of a 90s bohemian lifestyle
>>22794336
Probably understands she looks cuter without the nose bridge piercing but keeps it anyway.
>>22793577
Embraces the ginger life and has owned most of his reputation by being a ginger.
>>22794452
Wouldn't shave his head for a grand, but would do it for a selfless cause.
>>22799132
>used to be seriously underweight
true former anorexic
>>22793480
Smokes cigs and likes to read
>>22793536
Tries hard to fit in, is a nice girl but ultimately still trying to find her place
>>22793575
Would take cello lessons from, also could probably play a mean double bass solo
>>22793577
Average joe, getting on with life one day at a time
>>22793597
Feels the need to put himself out there for a faux sense of social acceptance
>>22793620
Can't help but get the impression you're gay
>>22794336
Needs to grow up/10
>>22794355
I bet you enjoy a good drink and talking about idealistic views
>>22794363
Chief squatting Neville/10
>>22794380
Is too concerned about his appearance and social networking
>>22794382
Homely girl but something tells me you like to look for trouble some times
>>22794440
Audrey Hepburn/10, would love to take you out
>>22794452
You've traveled in 1 Direction, now it's time for you to take a different Direction.
>>22794533
Thinks he's harder than he actually is, though probably a good laugh to have a pint with
>>22794546
Intellectual but reserved, isn't afraid of social situations
>>22794610
You seem like a stand up guy, would drink/smoke with
>>22794625
It's you.. again
>>22794665
Feminist/10
>>22800017
>>22800017
>>22794688
Looks a bit of a douche at first but turns out to be decent
>>22794754
Frequents tumblr religiously
>>22794870
Bit of a joker, fun to be around
>>22795069
Went to uni and learned more in class than he did in life
>>22795111
Strong heart, works hard, deserves more in life
>>22795411
You like making drama because you get bored quickly
>>22795629
Is into super hero fish
>>22795643
You seem needy, yet I reckon your kink levels it out perfectly
Will do my assumptions soooonski.
>>22800017
you comfy motherfucker
from Halloween
>>22800017
has gud money from a career, maybe has a STEM degree
>>22799915
art student
>>22799132
likes vikings
>>22795643
likes Lolita clothing
>>22795629
secretly likes anime
>>22795411
has shitty parents, in first year of college
>>22795111
watches h3h3
>>22795069
is that the sign for 'female' on your shirt? enjoys kayaking
>>22800049
Spent more time reading up on the history, creation and lore of the Silent Hill franchise than playing it.
>>22800017
this is very accurate desu
>>22800049
Is 'one of the guys' more than 'one of the girls' and you prefer it this way, although sometimes you feel you want to be treated a little more like a woman.
>>22800058
Kind of oddly accurate. I certainly like the story a lot more than the gameplay. sometimes I get too panicky when playing it.
>>22800152
Yeah kind of I guess, I seem to get people telling me this more than me telling them though
>>22800419
Sorry for the sideways shit
>>22800419
is or was a cheerleader, hangs both with popular people as well as "alternative" ones
>>22800062
you've been a chub all your life, then you discovered /fit
>>22800049
squats at other people homes, but helps around (washing, cleaning) in return (at least the costume says so). the kind of girl that doesnt wait for the guy to come on first, just takes what she wants
>>22800031
eagerly shares his mixtape around
>>22800017
you've always been the "good" boy, good grades, your gf mothers loved you more than they loved their daughters.
>>22799915
still trying to figure out what he wants from life
>>22800510
Hah, so close, i was morbidly and disgustingly obese till i was around 16 - then i just decided, fuck food and lets kick some ass at martial arts, i discovered /fit 8 years later ^_^
>>22800523
i was chub until 21, then I just cut food intake by half and lost all the extra weight in 6 months (no excercising, just started walking and being outside more). stayed that way until I broke up with my gf last year... then the binge eating started. currently getting back in shape.
>>22793536
You like strawberries and hot chocolate
>>22793620
Hatefucks hoes
>>22794382
Looks innocent but kinky as fuck.
>>22794452
Prettier hair than most girls
>>22794533
Vin Diesel's stunt man
>>22794665
Has sex in the office, or atleast thinks about it.
>>22795411
Judgemental but nice overall
>>22795643
Likes to be dominated.
>>22800049
Likes to use a strap on.
>>22800419
Loves rave music
