RIP old thread, time for a new one.
Come at me
>>22734029
You sunburn very easily.
>>22734024
>>22734029
Rich, but definitely not self-made.
>>22734033
You love hunting, beer and live in Wisconsin.
>>22734038
Idk what the fuck kind of picture this is
>>22734040
Definitely a "country girl"
>>22734029
Virgin, dunno why I think that. I guess it's because soc is full of the super autistic Adonis types
>>22734033
4 Wheeler guy
>>22734038
Cool guy in general
>>22734040
Three tattoos
>>22734049
right about errything except Wisconsin
>>22734033
You like to fish
>>22734038
Stoner
>>22734049
Very easy going guy
>>22734062
Marios secret identity
>>22734029
Chad for sure definitely no Virgin
>>22734033
Have a Shia le boef fan page or however it's spelt
>>22734049
Make small time films for fun
>>22734062
Plumber
Here's mine
>>22734072
has a little brother she secretly hates
>>22734072
Yup
>>22734029
has been in 5 fights
>>22734033
feels lonely, but incredibly sweet to people
>>22734038
tummy hurts
>>22734040
picks up dudes every friday night at the same bar.
>>22734049
wealthy. fresh outta college
>>22734062
chill guy. likes to get high
>>22734072
:'''3 that webm
Pretty innocent. Likes breaking rules that don't get her into too much trouble. Chill, fun to watch movies with
>>22734099
I have 2 little brothers and I love them both
>>22734100
Yayyy. I got it right
>>22734029
Bored 24/7
>>22734033
Registered gun owner
>>22734038
Acid dropper
>>22734040
Mother of 2
>>22734049
Isn't bored of clubbing yet
>>22734062
Regularly accused of stealing
>>22734072
Speaks only when spoken to
>>22734084
Can do at least one proper pull up
Kek
>>22734049
You think you're funny but your friends don't think the same. You started smoking pot when you were 17, then switched to cigarettes when you turned 19. Those glasses belong to your gf or little sister
>>22734121
You're into really weird porn
>>22734111
Watches anime
>>22734121
Yeah, because I steal
>you're italian
>>22734111
Correct.
> you have self esteem issues
>>22734099
You drink too much soda
>>22734090
Best friend material
>>22734084
Mildly superstitious?
>>22734072
You're a masochistic
>>22734049
Alcoholic or worried about becoming an alcoholic
>>22734139
Actually never evolved past vanilla, not even sure how people do.
You play guitar well but don't sing
>>22734148
You look like a nefarious villan, i picture you'd steal the coliseum Carmen San Diego style
>>22734148
true
>>22734139
not even once
lives in the midwest
assume me
>>22734139
YOU'RE into really weird porn
>>22734135
smokes cigars
>>22734121
into guys
>>22734111
listens to metal
>>22734099
into extreme sports
>>22734090
tries to fit in, doesn't
>>22734084
into horoscopes and stuff like that
>>22734072
visits /mu/
>>22734062
visits /mu/
>>22734049
trying to be the next big thing on youtube
>>22734040
reads a lot of books
>>22734038
um...
>>22734033
has a kid, no longer with the mother
>>22734029
going to a very good university
This will be interesting
>>22734129
Damn dude. This is spot on, except im still 18 and still smoke pot.
>>22734189
Watches Dr. Who
>>22734213
totally and utterly obsessed with Doctor Who
>>22734189
What kind of youtube channel would I have?
>>22734189
I do smoke, but not cigars.
>>22734227
hmm, something like 5secondfilms but weirder
>>22734235
Holy shit. I think I found a new hobby.
>>22734213
very friendly and approachable, yet has significant problems that she is dealing with
>>22734189
yeah, i do.
you're a gamer. 5 hours daily
>>22734241
not much of a gamer at all, actually
>>22734062
Do you live in Austin?
>>22734189
How'd you pick that? Funny because you're right (tho I prefer ladies) and nobody would guess IRL.
You start each day with a chai latte
Ok let me hear it
>>22734029
Manwhore outside of relationships, but very loyal inside of them.
>>22734033
Actually isn't that into fishing.
>>22734038
Idolizes Russian serial killers.
>>22734040
non-devout mormon.
>>22734049
Only drinks on weekends.
>>22734062
Girls don't want to kiss you...not even your mom.
>>22734072
Superiority complex.
>>22734084
Stresses too much.
>>22734090
Top-tier troll.
>>22734099
Gay, but not flamboyant.
>>22734111
Would travel a lot if he had money.
>>22734121
Hits on girls at the kebab he works at.
>>22734135
Has a broad opinion on just about anything.
>>22734139
Plays some instrument?
>>22734189
Class is for men swag is for boys.
Still said swag when it was a thing.
>>22734213
Huge self esteem issues.
Nose was red and coconut oil in hair. Enjoy.
>>22734306
I'm wounded you sexy bitch!
>>22734139 you some fucked up stuff hidden behind that average joe look
>>22734187 You have a lot of girl friends yet you never got anything from any of them >>22734189 has theater classes probably gonna be the 16th doctor or something
>>22734190 You are very loud and you drive a very loud truck
>>22734306
>Implying I'm kebab
You're intense, very loud and energetic
>>22734319
>You have a lot of girl friends yet you never got anything from any of them
fucking true, but im okey with that, is better have friends than a pussy and no friends
>>22734300
make assumptions about others, homie
>>22734306
Accurate
Tokyo, Wellington, Stockholm, are my dream places to visit. Me and muh a few mates are also planning on backpacking through Northern Europe once scrape together money for airfare and food and shit.
You could beat up 65% of men because you're scrapper and vicious and they wouldn't expect it. The type who beat up a few girls in grade school because they pulled your hair.
>>22734187
do otherrrrrrs
>>22734363
jesus christ, that post is filled with like 30 errors. i'm tired af. my bad, people
>>22734363
i made the assumptions in the next post
>>22734294
just a vibe, i guess, and i do love chai lattes
>>22734306
i have no idea what you're assuming here
>>22734319
i wish this were true! i'm far too shy for acting
>>22734312
Don't be. ;P
>>22734331
G-gomen anon. I'd agree with the first two, not as loud as in my early teens though.
>>22734363
Sounds fun, I was born in Stockholm and live in Northen Europe. Never been to the land of the sun or NZ.
I'm not very violent per say, but yeah in grade school I've gotten into fights with guys, not girls. I can remember two. Once this guy called my friend a bitch so I kicked him where it hurts most. (Like 3rd grade) I moved to Finland the next year, and some guy two years my senior was tormenting my little sister and I was collecting snails in a bucket, and poured the bucket onto his head. ;P When I was older some dudes harassed me in school so I made them an internet sensation on YT with a video they deleted after a week of it being published cause of bullying. Little did they know I saved it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g1BK_YXRg8
>>22734400
You're a feisty one too. you get better and better
19 m, bring it
>>22734135
I bet men's balls tickles when you suck them off
>>22734464
You're not supposed to stop shaving when you reach the bottom of your face.
>>22734213
Love it in your butt
>>22734400
Ah, tight. Finland, right? and ikr!? It's going to be a blast. Hoping to take about a month or two to really just wander around and explore. But I'm a bit worried because my best friend seems to be getting cold feet about it. So I'm going to have to fully sell him on.
KEKEK
Those two fights are pretty funny but I lost my shit when you described that video story. holy fucking shit I would hang out with you all day er' day. That is too fucking cool and you're awesome. I wish I could understand what they are saying because it would probably make it 5x as hilarious, lol
>>22734029
people have no idea how to talk to you
>>22734033
lizzy said you like fishing so ill say you like hunting too
>>22734038
youre too edgy for me but its making me so happy
>>22734040
youve gone through a lot
>>22734049
your friends have no idea why youre so cool
>>22734062
people mistake you for gogol bordello
>>22734072
aw thats adorable youre adorable
>>22734084
most likely not you
>>22734090
youre cool
>>22734099
you like your hair but esp bc girls are like omggg ur hairrrrr
>>22734111
you are fucking amazing + made me laugh i needed it thanks gingerman <3
>>22734121
unaware of how creepy your life is
>>22734189
you fucking love david tennant a lot. also your nose kind of reminds me of mine its a little weird + youre attractive and sweet looking
>>22734190
you like being the funny guy
>>22734306
how does coconut oil help your skin? trendy af + hates people
hi..........
>>22735188
from either the north pole or russia
>>22734464
you're the only guy in your squad that likes anime
>>22734306
has a tumblr
>>22735166
astrology enthusiast
>>22735175
you went to prison when you were really young
>>22735243
Why prison
>>22735254
ok just jail for a night
>>22735265
Haha what for?
>>22735273
weed possession. it wasn't yours but someone left it in your car. luckily you had a good jewish lawyer though and you got off with just a fine and some community service.
>>22735243
Lol I hate anime
>>22735175
You once gave a bj for some vegan food
>>22735166
I use it mainly on my hair. It's good for people with acne because it heals scars and the oil doesn't make them break out. (I use it to deep moisturize on my skin now and then, but not for acne cause I don't really get acne.) Also good to condition eyelashes and brows, so they won't shed as easily. (making them thicker, longer)
I only hate some people ;p
Cute to see you smiling.
>>22735019
Yup, Finland :) Yeah, just do it. Just save enough cash ! Northern Europe is very expensive, and so is Tokyo.
Yeah, they have 'fanpages' on FB and everything. I got contacted for Helsingin Sanomat (Like New York Times of Finland I guess.) for an interview with them.But obvs the dudes weren't interested. Their picture was in the newspaper in a collage though, about famous Finns on Youtube. (and infamous ;) )
They're 11 year olds singing about longing after someone kek. It's hilarious. I really go all out with my vindictiveness.
>>22734385
That you're semi pretentious
>>22734409
I am ;)
>>22735307
It was worth it
>>22735243
A dead one. The tumblrina mentality is too present...on tumblr. So it's not used any longer ;(
>>22734040
Loves the look of dyed hair, hates doing it/getting it did.
>>22734062
Loves him some breakfast food. Waffles especially.
>>22734099
Bike or Die
>>22734111
Bruh I'll say it ery tiem but your hair is amazing.
Amateur photog.
>>22734306
Gets chapped lips wicked easy.
>>22735166
Enjoys a bottle of wine, or tequila depending on the mood.
>>22735298
Is the baby of what ever group you are in.
>>22735404
Nah, I never have chapped lips, and barely ever use chapstick. Only if I apply lipstick.
>>22735243
not really haha. youre into buddhism
>>22735316
i knew you can use it on your hair didnt know itd be like a good moisturizer. good to know. also ty <3
>>22735404
oh no wine i cant haha. tequila when its a celebrating time. i just picture you holding up dumbells like 3 times a week
Will post responses in a moment!
>>22734062
You haven't talked to a certain someone in a long time!!
>>22734049
You try hard to make people laugh but it works for you
>>22734084
You post the same damn photo to literally every thread whether it is relevant or not.
>>22734187
You're Donnie Darko
>>22734189
You're crying because your parents didn't get you Google Glass for your birthday
>>22734464
You're proud that you're a college freshman
>>22735243
You kind of want to be a hipster but you aren't fully devoted
Go as hard as you can soc
Hardmode: blank face and unwashed
>>22734033
people constantly tell you to "JUSST DO IT!!!" cause you look like Shia LeBauf
>>22734062
you grew that mustache cause you think being funny is the same as being cool
>>22734187
you take all your pictures with funny faces cause you aren't photogenic and you dont want people to think you're uglly
>>22734213
you're significantly heavier in person
>>22735188
you do well with the ladies of alternative scenes
>>22735298
you're self concious about your baby face
>>22735308
you live in middle america
>>22736093
this is your best picture
>>22736153
I do not live in middle America.
>>22735316
I am, yo! I can't buy fucking anything that I want to right now because of it :P We're all broke af saving for school so we'll probably be camping a majority of the nights, maybe a hostel here and there. We're probably going to die, but it'll be fun af
>New York Times of Finland
lol, damn! You're like a celeb over there, nigga. They were really that interested in 2 11yo wangstas? If I were the two kids, I would've just owned it and did the interview. Seems like that would've helped it be a little less embarrassing if they had just talked about it.
Also, did they ever try to sue you?
>>22735166
Glad I could help, my friend! :3 <3
Why did you need it? :O You okay?
>>22735404
Thank you, early 1900s strongman!
Mostly true, but I'll get a paid gig every now and then.
You are really into early Norwegian Black Metal.
>>22736123
Loves scarfs
>>22736129
Dismembers women
>>22736153
Very intelligent. Can play 3 different classical instruments
>>22736218
Howd you know ?!
>>22736153
quirky, fit, artsy. would go to burning man with
>>22736129
scared of the sun
>>22736123
can cook really well and doesn't intend to lose weight
>>22736093
canadian
>>22735404
lives in a steampunk world
>>22735308
wow, so androgynous! you should act or sth
>>22735298
eccentric, collects a lot of stuff
>>22736306
goes to indie concerts at secret locations
>>22736153
very cultured and intelligent
>>22736129
rarely goes outside, only to get the mail
>>22736123
doesn't care what anyone else thinks, at all
>>22736093
from the country
>>22735404
loves meme facial hair
>>22735308
prefers public transport over cars
>>22735298
irish football player
>>22735243
nerdy, definitely would hang out with you
>>22735188
slayer
>>22735166
OMG WATCH THE SHIRT MAN YOU'RE SCARING ME
but you're qt so it doesn't matter anyway
>>22734306
finds it easy to make friends
>>22734177
Someday
>>22734189
Do not, but maybe you do?
>>22734255
Nope, too pasty for that
>>22734306
Joke's on you, my mom is dead
>You go to a culinary institute of some sort
>>22735166
People think you're american Indian
>>22735404
I love most food.
>People tell you you're intimidating even though you're a sweetheart
>>22736114
>>22736093
I like your hair these days. How've you been?
>>22736153
You are a Slav of some sort. Also what does it mean to be cool?
>>22736359
>prefers public transport over cars
Exact opposite
go ahead
Give me your best shot
>>22734024
inb4 easy target
>>22736800
i assume ur rly ugly lmoa
>>22736617
>Ouch
Nah, I don't.
>>22736359
Yup. You still have some plushies from when you were a child.
>>22736218
I feel ya ;p
Nah, they're the celebs. They still get stopped now and then to ask if they're Emppe ft. Jonttu kek. Yeah, they were, the video doesn't have 1m views, but 700k is almost viral status in Finland I suppose ;p. Yeah, but they couldn't come out and say it was a joke, since it wasn't. When I brought it up they just got upset. They never tried to sue me, they just bawwed and we had a meeting with the teacher. I ended up making the videos private for a few months, because they were still my buds. But they pissed me off again, so I made them public again, and nothing was said ;p We had this weird friendship cause at 11 you still can't be too nice to girls, so we had a love-hate friendship :p I'm still buds with the dark haired dude. Not so much the blondie, he turned out to be a really odd guy.
>>22736842
You're quite shy and can be serious at times. But on the other half of that you are fun
>>22736841
Great style, love the necklace. Likes to dress up (obvious lol)
>>22736306
goes out a lot with buddies
>>22736359
chemical engineer
>>22736985
loves coffee
>>22736093
owns an awesome dog
>>22734306
has a really cute laugh
>>22737320
How did you know that?
>>22737341
youve got that look in your eyes
>>22736896
>buds
Lol, what? I thought you said that they bullied you? And damn, I was thinking that is happened semi recently, but then you mentioned that you were also 11 when it went down and I looked at the upload date. That's hilarious. that revenge tactic is actually pretty fucking sharp for a preteen to pull off, kek
the dark haired dude has the hat and the NY chain (fucking double kek), right?
>>22736985
jesus christ you're attractive
a bit of a recluse, very introverted. shy but can be pretty mean to people she doesn't like.
>>22737320
you are in the military. Was a highschool athlete
>>22737383
Well back when we were 11, boys would bully girls all the time. It's only natural ;p We're all good now though. Yeah, I was 11 back then ;) And yeah, he is Jonttu. He lived near me and we'd go to the convenience store together after school :P
>>22737320
I hope so !
You actually like animu.
>>22736153
tries to pick up girls in drama class
>>22735404
pours beer on his chest when he gets excited
>>22736985
feels at home under the moonlight
>>22734189
loves being white
>>22736093
idk i love your hair tho qt
>>22737642
i fucking hate being pale desu
>>22736114
nah...i'm into tech though
>>22735316
ah right...then yes
>>22735166
he's good but my least favourite of the doctors on the revived show, tom baker is the man :) ps you are real qt
>>22737464
It's cool that you're friends after all of that. But still, I'd be scared to piss you off :O
>>22736800
slut
Bite the pillow
>>22736800
phish
>>22736841
crossdresser
>>22736842
furry
>>22736861
fucks bitches, parties hard
>>22736985
Gag reflex as present as missing childhood father figure
>>22737320
Loathes his parents
>>22737384
phish
>>22737642
closet homosexual
>>22736985
Gives no fucks
>>22737320
Has only one true love
>>22737384
Doesn't realize she's hot as hell
>>22737642
Dry sense of humor
>>22734306
Misogynist and slutty
