/shg/ thread
FEMALES ONLY no mtfs or traps.
>Maxim isn't OP edition=no nudity-bans
NO CONTACTFAGGING
No pictures with penises in them either, this thread is for ladies only.
>>22632263
>>22632269
can we please go back to the normal thread opener without this autism in it? i think that "no-nudity-phase" is over.
and also this isn't a camwhore thread so contactfaggin is perfectly fine and not bannable.
>>22632263
>no fun allowed
your preferences a shit
>>22632287
If girls are getting naked and taking requests, then yes it IS a camwhire thread, stop trying to make up shit you thirsty beta fuck.
>>22632263
>also this isn't a camwhore thread so contactfaggin is perfectly fine and not bannable
read:
>i want to contactfag vapid bitches with short hair and send them pictures of my penis whilst awkwardly trying to cyber-sex them
inb4 whatever dude i really enjoy chatting with these girls
>>22632287
>>22632301
Dat samefag
morning /shg/
sorry I vanished last night, sleep came early to me.
>>22632317
>>22632311
This.
Any thread that involves girls taking naked pictures and fulfilling guys requests IS a cam whore thread, this one is just only for girls with short hair. If you want to contactfag then go find short haired girls in a rate thread. Otherwise STFU and sit up.
>>22632322
Jfc you are ALWAYS on here e_e
>>22632318
no, your preferences a shit. dickgirls are sexy people too
>>22632331
nah I just have reading week off so Im on here more then usual
>>22632332
There tons of trap threads for you to go to, so fuck off to there degenerate scum.
>>22632335
Real talk, why are you so huge tho?
>>22632322
i don't think anyone cares. or was that the joke?
you call me a samefag while going through 3 IP's? that's rather interesting, dipshit.
my ID will be still the same at the end of the thread.
>>22632311
>>22632317
>>22632318
>>22632325
these ones will never post again.
>>22632346
>postin again
>>22632346
Should have used your brain before posting that.
>>22632345
>>22632341
>>22632341
So you're admitting you're just here to jack off?
>>22632355
Looks like we're gonna need to get this Autist some prep h cream cause his ass is REKT.
>>22632355
>>22632357
try harder maxim. first your no nudity faggotry and now this shit. too obvious.
>ohhh one way doesn't work so i'll try the complete opposite. such smart.
>>22632357
>>22632355
Ignore the trolls guys
>>22632375
You forgot
>>22632322
>new thread
>22 comments
>shitstorm
please return to /sma/, faggots
Are you all arguing just to feel like you changed something or is there an actual point to it?
>>22632322
what a waste of dubs
HEY
>>22632597
Is that tooth from the last person you killed?
>>22632597
Such a beautiful smile
>>22632392
this is why shg was better when I started the threads, no sluts and no autists arguing about said sluts :^)
>>22632597
You are so cute it hurts
>>22632625
Indeed it is.
>>22632628
>>22632883
Thanks!
>>22632922
Absolutely gorgeous. Hhhhnnnnggggg
>>22632922
That is pretty cute.
Can we see the back of your legs?
>>22632922
Can we see more cuteness?
>>22632927
>>22632928
>>22632930
THX
>>22632940
Get new pics :I
>>22632940
You are absolutely a doll.
>>22631412
Yeah. That does suck. I was actually blindly looking for them once and stepped on them. Broke right in half. Pretty embarrassing
>>22631753
<3
>>22632051
They are both nice but also a pain. So hard to find cute bras and clothes
>>22632169
Not that brilliant lol
>>22632191
I'm already working on it bub, but thanks?
>>22632940
Its true. Lets see that cuteness turn into some sexiness. Give us some bedroom eyes!
>>22632952
>>22632961
Stop bossing me around
>>22632958
thank you
>>22633000
You're very welcome. Hopefully the haters won't deter you from sharing more.
Going on a date thingy tonight ;-; Makeup didn't really go as planned but whatever.
>>22633056
Super cute look. Have fun on your date.
>>22633056
Give them the D
>>22633056
Last thread was amazing 11/10, go get some D and if not come and post moar boobs and ass :D
>>22633117
Please share.
I'll come back tonight and post probably. We'll see what happens tonight ;- ;
>>22633152
dude seriously, archive... is there for a reason.
>>22633056
>>22633154
Hello Kira. Do you have a better camera? You are so cute.
>>22633168
I don't.
But hey, thanks!
>>22633174
How about some pre-date boob shots? I hear they bring good luck
>>22633162
Yeah, I jumped the gun. I found it. Beautiful boobs. Hope you'll show booty sometime, Kira. Enjoy the date!
>>22633154
sex pics gogogo
>>22633174
your shirts ripped
just wanted to give you a heads up
>>22632959
>They are both nice but also a pain. So hard to find cute bras and clothes.
I can imagine, thus fair you are doing it right and you obviously know what looks good. I have never seen a flat cap on a chick and tbf, I never thought it would be on the sexy side of cute so well done for that.
>>22632940
I wish you wouldn't post any more. Itas always the same pictures with you, none of which are good. And you're kind of a dick.
>>22632959
jeez thats got to be the worst/funniest way to break your glasses, can't imagine what that shit sounded like, fuck even a lenses popping out isn't as bad as that, but think I know what your halloween costume should be
I love your hair, short hair girls.
Please keep doing it.
Moar pics
>>22632322
wondering what happened good to see you, whats good?
>>22632677
Hey there, qt. Lovely smile. I hope you didn't think I was a creep last thread.
>>22633056
>>22633154
Kira, can I be your date? :3
>>22633286
sleep is a funny thing.
And I'm good, just got my halloween costume today
>>22633448
sure is guess thats why I can only fall asleep at 3am now:(, what are you going as?, idk if im doing anything on the 31st
I sure do hope the Brazilian girl with the bob cut shows up.
>>22633214
Haha thanks, I try. I love flat caps! Glad I pull it off
>>22633228
It was pretty bad. It sounded like a lot of swearing mostly. What are you thinking my costume should be?
>>22633568
I miss her too
>>22633654
>>22633654
It was nice chatting, I just arrived at an army camp, busy day (and early) tomorrow so I have to go to sleep. Talk some more tomorrow maybe?
>>22633654
lol sounds about right, I'd probably be cussing up a storm as I stumble around blindly, you could pull off a perfect Velma all you need is the outfit and some high socks brunette 60s wig
>>22633568
Who is it? Am not a home to send pocs
>>22633174
Pancakes c:
>>22634386
Finally, a gorgeous girl posting!.
>>22633918
Sure. >>22633937
Haha so I've heard. I have a whole outfit in my Amazon wish list I might break down and get. Although today's outfit is similair besides colour
>>22633937
Plus I'm all for going around saying Jinkies
>>22634481
Some boobs with that time rewinder would go lovely hand in hand :) Makes me think of Ginny
>>22634469
>>22634481
damn thats just fantastic your right on point, love that cute outfit, I think you should go for if you don't have any other costumes planned, honestly if I heard say jinkies I'd probably faint on the spot
Hello ;u;
>>22634840
Hey there lovely lady
>>22634489
It's called a Time Turner, you pleb.
Also >>22634481 have you ever daid Jinkies when you cum?
>>22634840
Hot damn, I think this thread is making me realise I have a fetish for short-haired grills.
>>22634862
Read the books in a diff language then english
>>22634859
How are you tonight, anon~?
>>22634867
You flatter me so. <3
>>22634906
How was the date thing?
>>22634906
Are those cute panties??
>>22633154>>22634917
wrong chick m8
>>22634917
Wrong person~ I'm a smol puppy, not Kira.
>>22634934
My apologies...didn't go back and look at the other pictures...
How was your night though? Is it night where you are?
>>22634929
Der shorts.
>>22634942
No worries, anon. I just got back from a bonfire so it was pretty cool.
>>22634951
Really cute. Can I see your belly button!?
>>22634951
cute shorts...nice legs...
do you smell like a camp fire now?
>>22634489
It might... Also I call it Time Turner =P My long hair was more like Hermione, really poofy.
>>22634651
Thanks! I was thinking Link since I have it already but I might see if the stuff for Velma would get here on time
>>22634862
Actually, I may have said it in the bedroom for fun once. I'll really have to if I get the outfit
>>22634869
Ah, I figured.
>>22634906
Dem eyes...
Dat Ink...
mmmm
>>22634956
Kinda old picture, but it meets your request.
>>22634960
Y'know, I don't think I do! I might just not be able to tell.
Brb, watching Scary Godmother because I'm a child at heart. B)
>>22635016
Holy crap. Can we see your back?
You are incredible.
>>22634990
hhnng those eyes those eyes I can not deny, I pray amazon dosen't botch down their shipping times around the fall time, but your Link costume is a close contender
bump for Kira
>>22635016
mmm, I like ladies in bikinis ;)
Is my hair short enough?
>>22635242
Fucking pictures always turning out sideways
>>22635242
hello beautiful girl
>>22635249
that's because /soc/ removes EXIF data
I've been posting too much but whatever
>>22635242
them god damn lips are amazing
>>22635242
lol, send more pics and we'll tell ya;)
>>22635278
never get tired of seeing you posts, how you been?
>>22635288
Tired, traveling tomorrow morning...well in like four hours..
>>22634906
looks cute and nasty..
good good... XD
>>22633220
sorry friend
>Nil posts here now
I'm okay with this as long as I get more Nil butt.
>go on a date
>find out girl you date posts nudes here regularly
How well would that go
>>22635302
damn would say go to bed, but then couldn't see anymore of you, where you headed if you don't mind me asking, but should be asleep
>>22635343
Georgia
>>22635351
man haven't been down south in a while, stay safe down in the dirty south, and why do you and your hair look so arousing in every one of your post?
>>22635400
Haha well I was unaware of my capabilities. I'm cat eye less and cute fit less like most of the /shg/ girlz.
>>22635428
You have some pretty dope hair and your eyes are cute tho
>>22635433
Well these eyes need to be shut now, I gotta leave by 5 and its 1:30 where I'm at hah
>>22635030
Wait, like...actual back, or my butt? Pffft.
>>22635428
>>22635464
wow your still doing it to me, but you got a cute smile, noise, face, hair, eyebrows, figure fuck the list could go on, damn thats like 4 hours of sleep girl
>>22635468
some people got that ass dimple fetish and want to see that shit yknow?
>>22635472
Hah I better get to sleeping, goodnight and bless your little heart for being too kind
>>22635492
hey no problem and have a good night cutie and have a fun trip, and thank you for that smile just lite up my night
>>22634990
Do you have shots of the outfit? I am more than curious
>>22634906
You look like a fuckable Anita Sarkeesian in that shot.
>>22634869
Sorry for being a dick.
>>22635242
Defs short and defs hot.
>>22635521
Not entirely sure how to interpret that.
Here's back/butt. All I'm doing tonight because I'm tired. G'night!
>>22635591
holy shit you have a god damn amazing ass
>>22635597
I work on my butt because I can't do much face-wise. :] thanks much, anon!
I guess Kira won't post tonight :(
>>22635602
you're face is cute too but your ass is amazing, I don't think you have to try and work on much else tbh
>>22635591
That's a pretty nice butt
>>22635606
She did go on a date, so she probably got laid bro. I probably wouldn't be back at my place too early either haha
>>22635591
o wow, that ass is like an 8/10 - super impressive
>>22635591
I want to bury my face in that ass.
>>22633568
Came home now. What is the request
>>22637235
Naked handstand while on fire and dodging throwing knives
>>22637235
The request is tits.
bump for girls
hi i really need to re-dye my hair
>>22637716
hi beauty
>>22637716
what color you thinking of?
>>22632263
What does maxim have to do with this thread?
>>22637725
hi hi
>>22637732
just a blue-black probably, i dont want to bleach it anytime soon because i'm trying to grow it out to a bob at least
This thread really needs more pictures
>>22637733
Yeah I mean Maxim made the first successful machine gun. Show some respect.
>>22637716
>>22637737
Waifu returns
>>22637754
da....doesnt jam! designed to still be good when vodka is spilled accidentally into
>>22637737
weird
i have you as a friend on facebook
>>22637737
I see. how often do you switch colors?
>>22637771
Vodka helps with lubrication! But don't get caught raiding comrade Commissar's liquor cabinet or you be shot!
>>22637777
yikes
who are u tbh
>>22637765
t-thanks anon! :3
>>22637795
not in a while, i used to do it a lot more often when i had long hair though.
>>22637831
Do you take requests?
You're very sexy.
>>22637842
i do sometimes!! maybe i will when i get home but im about to go to work :c
>>22637855
>but im about to go to work :c
:(((((
>>22637831
idk you added me so who are u tbh
j/k but its just weird seeing someone u see on fb posting on an anonymous image board
>>22637831
y-you're welcome batsy! :3
>>22637867
pls dont reveal my personal info anon! thank u!
>>22637870
:^)
>>22637860
th struggle tbh
>>22637946
>pls dont reveal my personal info anon! thank u!
I bet 10 money it's your dad
>>22637946
honestly i would never dont even wrry about it
>>22637966
u did it
>>22637777
>>22637867
>>22637975
i always wonder about you guys. why not just write her on there instead?
>>22638007
i've never actually talked to her before and i thought i'd be kinda weird to just be like "hey whats up, saw you posting on 4chan"
also im girl
>>22638024
creeeeeeeeepy
>>22638024
You added someone you've never spoken to on facebook?
>>22638024
oh we probably became friends through like a group page or s.t unless you know where we met lmao
>>22637975
thnx tho
>>22633473
I know that feel about sleep
and Im being a freudian slip
also sorry for the late rely, life got in the way again.
>>22638210
Damn son that hair
Mooore
always nice to see bats, she has the cutest tummy
>>22638236
shit
>>22638236
>>22638384
10/10.
Would pollenate.
>>22638210
>>22638236
>>22638384
>FEMALES ONLY no mtfs or traps
>>22638419
>>22638384
>>22638236
>>22638210
>4chan file name
>penis
Everyone report this troll
>>22638210
>>22638236
>>22638384
>>22638439
FUCK OFF MAXIM
>>22634469
I have to say, you are perfect for Velma cos play if you should so desire. Your figure is beautiful!
>>22638172
its all good just turned my desktop on anyway, ever since I got fired I've just been ruining my sleeping pattern, even fapping can't make me fall asleep, what did you unintentional do?
Just waiting for kira
>>22639058
... yes ...
>>22639058
cuteee!!!! can we see more?? :)
>>22639058
is this one recent?, what did you order to eat? and those eyes I can not deny
>>22639108
Yeah. Few days old. Lemon seared scallops with peas and rice.
>>22639058
>>22639129
..gets better .. hair/eyes/lip/cleavage this is all great ... moar?
>>22639151
...and legs too ... don't stop now ...
>>22639129
mmm damn that actually sounds good, never had scallops, don't know about the peas but rice always compliments flavor, love that lipstick
>>22639151
damn that dress is fantastic with that matching burgundy, too cute
>>22639193
would've been better if you weren't sitting so demurely
>>22639193
...is that today? .... same outfit, standing up? ... like the boots
>>22639205
Actually am wearing that today but curly hair and glasses.
>>22639199
>>22639220
...hot ... very hot .... any chance to show moar?
>>22639237
ha, that's not happening
>>22639193
>>22639220
dang yet another cute outfit in sexy black, how many pairs of thigh high socks do you own? must be a whole stockpile, plus would kill to see what you look like today with curly hair
>>22639247
This. Always this.
>>22639272
I own a good amount. It's a go to for me. Makes me feel good.
>>22639247
>>22639304
...well ... thanks anyway .... you do look great ... especially those eyes ...
>>22639304
got any fancy pairs or favorites, like cashmere, and forgot to add you got a nice purse/satchel looks like some good leather
>>22639347
I haven't found any in that cooler that I like but I'm always looking. Thank you!
>>22639363
Color ** sorry, using speech text
>>22639363
>>22639363
ok I was trying to figure out what that meant lol, damn siri maybe a dark leather or a light burgundy would do, but no problemo just calls it like I's sees it
hiii c:
>>22639562
hai2u
>>22639562
Fix your neck D:
>>22639562
You're adorable omg
>>22639570
whats wrong with my neck?? :x
>>22639577
thankyouu :)
>>22639602
Omg my heart <33
>>22639602
It was all bent and shit
>>22639609
isn't it supposed to bend though
>>22639648
No it's definitely broken. Trust me, I'm some guy on the internet.
bump for Kira and this girl >>22639058
>>22639129
>>22639151
>>22639193
>>22639220
>>22639648
*Excessive bending of the neck may result in the factory warranty being voided.
>>22639728
o damn so that means i am broken anddd they can't fix me?
>>22639785
There is a cure, but it requires removing your clothes and posting pics :D
>>22639785
They just won't fix it for free, you gotta pay.
>>22639796
>>22639805
o but i'm broke tho i can't pay with broken bits
anyway it's okay i accept my pieces even if they're not all put together
>>22639841
Well only the neck would really be broken, everything else is good. But you are right it does bring the resale value down considerably since you'll get a salvage title.
>>22639841
Actually they're not your pieces. They were reported stolen several weeks ago and we've only just traced them to you. I'm afraid we must take your neck.
>>22639860
the rest is broken too it's just not visible
>>22639866
ok you can have my neck
does that mean when i put food in my mouth it can just fall to the floor instead and not feed my body
i would really like that
or i can provide you with my food to pay for the neck if you will accept this type of currency
>>22639883
>the rest is broken too it's just not visible
a detailed visual inspection would have to be performed before salvage title was applied to any other part of the body that isn't visibly damaged.
>>22639897
do you see it? its in the brain part
>>22639927
anyway i am too tired so i am going to cry a little bit then sleep
goodnight life
>>22639927
I would like to see your Stripes again.
They're really, really sexy...
>>22639959
Goodnight, hope your cry is cathartic!
>>22639959
Don't cry pussy :I
tfw no kira stripping tonight like she said she would
>>22637737
You're the kind of girl I need in my life lol
>>22639927
>>22639602
>>22639562
Youre making me want to break the thread rules
>Yfw maxim killed camwhore threads
When will Kira come back? I miss her.
>>22639841
>anyway it's okay i accept my pieces even if they're not all put together
>>22639927
>its in the brain part
>>22639927
some deep shit
>>22639959
that's sad.
>>22638077
hey lovely weirdo, how is it going?
Kira come back? I miss her.
>>22632263
>>22639967
that is so fucked up haha, but it makes me happy so thank you
>>22640883
i dont understand
>>22641091
<3 its ok anon
anyhow, i'm headed off to work now but goodmorning everyone! sorry for the sideways :)
>>22641952
Can we see some nudes?
>>22641952
The no contactfagging rule
>>22642439
>>22632263
>NO CONTACTFAGGING
Rules are there for I reason I guess
>>22642446
not a camwhore thread, therefore bullshit.
bump for Kira
bump for this cutie pie as well: >>22639129 (does she have a soc name?)
>>22634990
you're still the best woman in these threads, have to check in daily lol
>>22641830
My god... More please
>>22634469
Where art thou?
this thread is desperately dead :((
where are you girls? don't abandon us please
>>22638656
yeah my sleep pattern is so messed up right now too.
and no that's my costume for Halloween, Im wearing a slip that says Freud and Oedipus on it
>>22643000
ok holy shit thats going to be the most underrated and obscure halloween costume I've ever heard of, might as well go with someone who looks like your dad, but I usually try to have a cup of tea before sleep dosen't really help though
>>22637831
Most balling.
Would hang out with and drink with and do lewd stuff with / 100
bump-and-run
Have a good day/night <3
>>22643326
Nooo don't leave!
>>22643326
Keep posting
>>22643326
A rare Sam appears. !
>>22635035
Thanks! It might still be Link for Halloween but I've always wanted a Velma costume so I'll probably get one anyway
>>22635332
Maybe I could post a few in chub. I might've taken some nude Captain America themed pics...
>>22635521
Of Velma? Don't have it yet sadly
>>22638533
Aww thanks. That's it, I'm going to have to go look for one. Amazon doesn't have any good turtlenecks surprisingly.
>>22642625
Pffft lies, but thank you
>>22642896
Tis bitter cold. And I am sick (though not at heart lol)
Messy hair, no makeup, pyjamas. It's a pretty lazy Sunday.
>>22643393
Do you have any thigh high socks? I love that shit
>>22643393
oh fuck that messy hair again, and them pjs oh my god, don't blame you, your Link costume is spot on and already got a prop too, would pay bookoo bucks to see the booty, sorry to hear your sick, go eat a lemon its a straight boost of vit. c
>>22643393
There you are ^_^ It is cold today, I've been out in it all doing army stuff and I'm glad to be home now. This is what Sundays are for, although I've never worn makeup and my hair is too short to be messy but yiss; pjamas (and hot chocolate). We're all sick to some degree ;P
>>22643393
Cute pjamas btw.
>>22643442
what are you doing you clown?
>>22643454
Just say it.
>>22643326
Sam Winchester, I've finished watching the first season, heading to the second one. You were right, I'm having tons of fun watching it.
If you must leave, thanks for the lovely pic and have a nice week.
>>22643398
I think I have three pairs. A plain white Fiona one, brown stripes and these Tardis ones. (old pic btw)
>>22643434
I just need a shield lol. tfw no lemons :( Tea all day tho. Maybe booty later
>>22643449
>>22643442
Thank you! Those pjs look comfy af, I am jealous. I thought I had a nice pair of flannel lounge pants and they have gone missing. :_;
