/Shg/ thread
FEMALES only no mtfs or traps.
Maxim isn't op edition.
No faggot non nudity rules.
>>22552317
Oh god it's brand new.
>No faggot non nudity rules.
lel thank you op
>>22552317
Fucking Maxim is /r9k/ permavirgin trash, he's a huge slutshamer, glad you beat him to starting the thread.
>>22552345
Looks like Maxim is finally not on soc for once thank god.
I'm gonna start my participation here with that shitty gif I made.
>>22552387
why not webms? you can use this converter to change videos into webms.
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter
>>22552496
because I don't actually have my own wifi connection atm and I can't even watch webms when I'm lurking :(
>>22552387
Unf, you're even better in motion
>>22552387
my heart.
>>22552518
you can watch webms on ios if that's what you're getting at. install an app called infuse.
confused why wifi would change anything? do you not have a pc or something?
>Maxim isn't op edition
THANK YOU
FINALLY
>>22552538
Because I literally sit here with 1 bar of wifi and my laptop just gives up on loading it. I also have no phone.
>>22552549
webms are the same size as gifs if you want them to be... just try to upload one is all I'm saying. no point giving up before you even try.
>>22552582
I'll give it a shot then. Will post results.
>>22552598
thanks. appreciate the effort.
I love this thread and the people in it, honestly ^^"
Hope ya'll have a good night~
Have a piccie :3
also, bump~ ::3
Shimapan desu
>>22552741
do you still post nudes shima? I like those type of pics alot.
>>22552741
hello eyes of eternal darkness how ya goin
>>22552344
Also me from the last meetup.
>>22552741
this thread wasnt made by maxim this time so feel free to get nude!!
honestly the only rule about nudity there should be is "no naked fat chicks"
>>22552749
Everyone likes nudes we will see
>>22552756
Good just in college and crying ;____; classes already stressful
>>22552774
The thirst is real
>>22552828
Wrong photo but hi
>>22552828
What's your skin care regime? (Brands included)
>>22552828
>>22552832
Hey there, sorry to here about those classes, hope the rest of you day gets better, love those shots there gorgeous, got to love those eyebrows
>>22552828
the other pic you posted doesnt seem any stressful though.
>>22552828
>Everyone likes nudes we will see
they do especially when you're in them. hit midterms yet?
>>22552885
I exfoliate my skin with Boscia peel and moisurize twice daily with Cereve face moisturizer; daily wash in shower with Murad Vitamin A wash. Drink lots of water it really clears your face!
>>22552913
>>22552941
Tytyty
>>22552721
Oh, hi Sam.
>>22552970
Please good sir dumb more tommy wiseau for us.
>>22552962
You sexy lady.
>>22552962
Thank you very much! I have always admired your beautiful complexion!
>>22552962
wow now thats a regime right there, it all makes since now, how you keep such a gorgeous complexion
Hey just got back from playing D&D
>>22553186
hey there again, how are you after your intense battle?, always thought about playing
>>22553218
That be me
man these threads always make me lose my composure and i hate it
girls who nail short hair will always be my weakness
>>22552832
ilu.
plz drink beer and watch dr. who with me.
>>22553212
I'm good. it was actually my first time playing but I have a really great group so I'm excited to keep playing
>>22553443
oh really who did you pick as your character and class?, and yeah heard it makes a big difference on the folks your with
>>22553533
yeah it really does matter who you play with. I got lucky so far.
I'm a tiefling bard
>>22553186
Post more, please.
>>22553574
is this good?
>>22553558
>>22553608
nah still haven't played yet, asked my friends if there were down since one of them use to play but never gotten to it, damn love that one, those lips I have to kiss
>>22553186
Whats your charater? I have just started playing.
Also, where is your timestamp nerd. Haha.
>>22553608
That's great.
>>22552344
Is everything ok? I know things got rough i hope its better. I miss seeing you around here
Where are the Canadian pixies at?
>>22553701
>>22553608
You should also try out lipstick or eyeshadow to brighten your face. What do you look like without the glasses?
>>22553679
I'm a tiefling bard but unusually I'm neutral good in alignment and you're right here it is.
>>22553701
thanks
>>22553723
I'm just not very coordinated and I have a slight tremor so it's really hard to put on make up right now. Hoping that goes away soon.
and I look about the same might post another pic without glasses later
>>22553781
I mention it for the trolls. Haha. And im a half elf paladin. Im more of a board game fan though
>>22553781
ohh you got such a cute face, what happened to your hand, banged it between a door?
>>22553807
good point some troll was bound to pick up on it.
and oh cool what board games do you like? I'm quite into those as well
>>22553781
Your freckles are intensely cute :)
>>22553833
nah it's just a little whitlow type thing, I get them occasionally
>>22553846
thank you :)
>>22553838
My favorite game right now is smash up but i also love splendor.
>>22553714
A little.
>>22553856
You're welcome ^_^ Would you be kind enough to continue posting?
>>22553850
ah ok I feel you on that, use to get those think they stop after working at a auto shop and cutting up my hands, you had me worried for a minute ;)
>>22553218
Show me that butthole, girl. Send it to me. Thanks
>>22553884
Its heartbreaking to think that life is being hard on you.
>>22553902
A bad series of coincidences. Things are looking up.
>>22553866
I'm not familiar with those ones but they sound cool. I also love boardgame cafes and I really enjoy Blokus.
>>22553893
sure here's a shot of me glassesless
>>22553894
haha don't worry
>>22553916
aawww thats cute, you got adorable little smile, how long have you been wearing glasses?, think I'm at 16 years
>>22553910
I wish i could do something to help. Also i miss your smile.
>>22553916
Blokus is a fun game. What else do you enjoy?
>>22553939
aww thanks, I've had mine since I was 8ish and I'm 24 now so same 16 years.
>>22553942
hmm I'm also super into risk it's an oldlie but a goodie
>>22552721
Lovely pic, heartbreaker.
This was my last answer to you, thread wasn't bumping anymore >>22552170
>>22553959
well look at that I was probably 6 or 7, 20 now, hope your family got good genes cause my whole family wheres them -_-
>>22553959
I just learned risk this past winter. I was playing it on my phone alot though.
hey it's fall so i'm putting these cute little seasonal pictures on all my photos now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>22553186
yooo what edition of D&D?
also i like your glasses!
>>22552828
>Everyone likes nudes we will see
>never made with the nudes this time
Why don't you want to make me confused again about whether or not I'm totally gay? Damnit, I can't even get off anymore unless I'm 100% confused.
>nsfw board
>sfw thread
...
>>22554005
You have the cutest lips.
>>22553218
Holy shit... This picture confuses me but turns me on.
>>22554006
In the morning I'll do nudies when theres good lighting! :3
>>22554061
it's not though
>>22554226
I love you so fucking much
>>22554226
Wow you are beyond gorgeous like seriously im almost speechless, but yeah that lighting is amazing
>>22554226
what do you do in your daily life
like what's your job, I can't imagine you in school.
>>22554282
>>22554291
Tytyty :333
>>22554296
Right now I'm in college to be a surgical technician I don't have time for a job right now unfortunately
>>22554226
whats ur kik or snapchat ?
>>22554352
I don't have kik and my snapchat is for close friends sorry ):
>>22554061
moar, this picture is arousing
>>22554360
arnt we ur close friends here ?
lets see ur feet
>>22552832
Cute, when did you have the amputation done?
>>22554387
Someone took my legs pls help
>>22554381
No you are all anon but okay feet
>>22554226
You really have a pretty pussay. I wanna lay my head on your lap real bad
>>22554381
>>22554406
Damn anon, you just got shot down even from friend zone. Nice try though, I'll mourn with you and for you
>>22554406
is there like...a way that I can be at least kind of friends with you?
god that's weird
you just seem swell honestly
>>22554406
thats my sc jim786
if u wanna know me more
>>22554406
dang, you got one blessed body, love your feet btw, I'd frame that pic and put on the wall as art, don't care about your sc, thats your busniess just love it when you post
>>22554411
I have soft legs today I shaved!
>>22554437
I have skype! Teatrin. (With the period!)
>>22554226
You wouldn't happen to have a profile/side pic of your tits?
>>22554460
yeah I can tell, look slickly soft, what brand of razors do you use? and any fancy moisturizer
hello friends
>>22554540
Hey again, yeah I still wish you got it, but the dress is still incredible on you, how are you doing?
>>22554540
u r beautiful but fat lol
>>22554411
>>22554226
Anon, two is great, but three is a crowd.
>>22554568
I did get the dress, just not the fur. I think I may go back and get it though. Or something similar.
>>22554581
yeah it might be a good buy, think I figure out why you look so good in it, your hair matches that vest so well, I say go for it
>>22554226
>>22554406
utter perfection.
when sex robots become real, i'm taking these pictures to the dealer and telling them that this is what i want.
Hello new thread
>>22554540
Do you have kik, snapchat or something? You are super adorable and urghh I'd much appreciate it c:
>>22555165
hey welcome back, how've you been hanging in? love that necklace
>>22553998 in my family my dad is the one with bad eyesight
>>22554003
ah sounds cool :) I'm used to just playing it the old fashioned way
>>22555455
for me its my moms entire side, but then to make it worse my dad the one wears them in his family, pretty wack will probably be wearing some pretty thick glasses in the future
>>22552549
Have you tried getting better internet and getting a phone? :D
>>22555165
Hello naughty nil, hope you've been well
>>22552970
Tommy Wiseau, o dear gawd c':
Hai Anon ^-^
How are you? :3
>>22553980
>heartbreaker
is that my name now? :3
I'm glad you like my hair ^-^
I don't know if I'll ever grow it to be really long again like before or not. Don't forget to show me your novel!
>>22555541
you still here?
>>22555467
that sucks :( I would get contacts but i have that thing (astigmatism) so I cant get them
>>22555582
At the moment, but I must go do some horrible paperwork in a bit :c
>>22555606
You should do nudeswork instead, am I right?
I'm right
>>22555606
pads or tampons? which?
>>22555541
Heartbreaker is a good name for that uncanny masked superheroine that appeared twice, saved the thread and left. Is this a predador pendant I see? Forgot to comment about the awesome music Vader as well. I won't forget.
>>22555614
Blasphemy
>>22555602
I should just suck it up and gets some contacts, but really dont really have the money for another monthly bill, but they do make lenses for astigmatism there just supitly more pricy
>>22555619
You sound like that creepy person on /imt/that asks every guy if he's circumcised and where it happened.
>>22555631
yeah I don't want to spend that much, plus I'm super used to glasses, plus I hate the idea of sticking my finger in my eye
Hi :3
>>22555787
ey der
>>22555800
You already say hi, ya idgit
>>22555812
It was a general hi, so if u say hi to me, ill say hi to you.
>>22555835
Well then hi again
Boopy noopers
>>22556004
Get us some food pls
>>22556030
I had their cinnamon raisin biscuits and they were delicious
>>22556004
What are those stickers on your forehead?
>>22556043
>What are those stickers on your forehead?
They're um stickers...on my forehead
>>22554371
oh fucking hell. I can't even get mad. Just completely baffled how someone can be this crazy.
>>22555787
>>22555800
>>22555835
hi Cutest Girl Ever!
>>22552828
you're so cute Shima
>>22556036
My god you are too pretty. Jesus christ.
On a different note, snapchat hates me and won't let me add you, it's depressing.
>>22555621
I saved the thread? o: but look at all the pretty girls around. ^^"
and yes, yes it is! It's my favorite necklace so far, and I'm glad you like my tshirt ^=^
You're such a sweet, anon. :3
>>22555614
kek, no :>
I'll let Shima and all the pretty ones do the nudework for me :3
>>22555619
why.
>>22556266
>I'll let Shima and all the pretty ones do the nudework for me :3
Dat compliment bait :P
>>22556455
Shit replied to the wrong person :I
>>22555541
Doing pretty dandy Sam. Just working on my Kaz Miller Halloween costume, it's been awhile since I've been on here. What's new? Anything good going on?
>>22556425
>such a sweet
Bittersweet, even. How's our heroine's fight against that evil paperwork going along?
>>22553186
>>22555404
Thanks! Not bad. Been working but since I can do it from home It's been nice.
>>22555500
Hello. I've been alright. May be devolving a cold. May be allergies. I too allergy medicine so let's hope it's that.
>>22556036
I really like your hair. The green looks good!
>>22554641
Agh you're right!
>>22555375
I do, but I don't really share it anymore. I'm sorry :c
>>22554406
Doggystyle from behind looking over the shoulder, please!!
>>22556724
Awww that totally sucks :/ no worries I respect that :)
>>22556724
Damn son
>>22552387
you are too cute! do you have a kik?
>>22556690
>>22553186
Fuck yes I love DnD. What edition and what class/race?
>>22553558
How's it goin? Bard is really hit or miss in my experience.
>>22554005
Your eyes are beautiful! timestamp?
>>22555541
love your glasses. what perscription?
>>22556715
dang working out the home thats sounds nice pretty jelly, did you ever figure out a work around on that dynamic lighting? it could be allergies if it still a little warm and windy where your at
>>22555738
I know how you feel, been wearing them for so long there basically a part of me now, that whole part is what kinda of keeping away from contacts I can touch my eye just really dont like doing it
Where da qts at
>>22557053
in the mirror bb
>>22555800
Your post number is so satisfying. Nice to meet you!
>>22557142
Look at the piggy, piggy in the mirror
KIRRAAAAAA
>>22556744
>>22556767
thanks!!
>>22554406
>>22554406
Hey what size are those feet. They be nice n sexy all long like. I like long feet.
>>22553186
Dinner and Dessert?
>>22552828
>that shirt
I may have issues with your use of filters but I applaud your taste in silly animu
>>22553186
Why are you in here? If I remember correctly you used to post in trap threads as being a reverse trap and the OP explicitly says for traps to GTFO so.....
>>22554581
>Dat panty line on the girl to the left
>>22558424
This.
She identified as male, but it looks like she's just a shit poster so ignore her or she will ruin the thread again.
bump...
>>22558171
I wear size 7 women idk pretty average
>>22559096
>>22559096
willing to post some more pics? you're gorgeous.
Drunk old and bored
>>22559137
How old? You've got really pretty eyes. more please?
>>22559137
Beautiful eyes
Too drunk o
>>22559148
Wasn't excepting that! Thank you
>>22559144
25. Found a few grey hairs and wrinkles
>>22559166
I would have guessed 19 or 20. You're gorgeous.
>>22559166
25 isn't that old. Or that's what I keep telling myself. you look gorgeous. got a full body shot?
>>22554226
How old are you?
>>22559175
That's just being nice
>>22559165
Snapchat?
>>22559183
Nope I'm dead serious. Never would have guessed you were older than 20.
>>22559178
Thanks. I looked younger with my longer hair but it was a lot of work everyday to manage.
>>22559204
damn you've got a great body. You look amazing. I'd love to see more of you. How's your night going?
>>22559137
>>22559166
25, not that old especially in 2015, those grey hairs could be from stress though, if it makes you feel better my cousin in law started losing his hair at 21 so your doing pretty well
>>22559204
I'd love a girl lole you god. You don't look old.
>>22559214
>like*
>>22559204
So hot. Want to bang.
>>22559166
>>22559204
i want to take you to my sex dungeon and make you stockholm syndrome via continuous orgasm.
>>22559210
The hairs turn red then grey. Probably stress. Life is like that huh?
>>22559214
there's loads of girls like me.
>>22559233
Uh, thanks.
>>22559207
It's ok. Just watching murder in paradise
>>22559249
I'd fall asleep to be honest.
>>22559204
Those are some nice breasts u have there what cup size are they?
>>22559261
sounds fun. Could we see more of you please?
>>22559269
me too.
but i'd wake up again later.
feed you a bowl of eggs, and then watch dr. who.
I'm a terrible kidnapper!
>>22559261
Well they only say stress plays a part but doesn't cause grey hair, but who knows, but yeah thats life, but my cousin is pretty hot headed so probably the reason
>>22559204
you have a hot body!
can we see your titties please?
>>22559187
Did you send me a snapchat?? I'll check!!
>>22559417
hey amazon, how you hanging in?, love your tang-top
>>22559417
Watching Law and order svu, eating peanut butter, and drinking
>>22559429
hey thats whats up, and damn just a gorgeous site, is SVU on right now? what channel, just eating peanut butter on its own?
>>22559429
those nipples are amazing and I would love to suck on them for the rest of my life.
>>22559447
Netflixx, I'm eating peanut butter off a spoon and getting drunk <3
Mrow
>>22559429
What the heck!! Give me your boobies! :c mine are so small and yours are so pretty.
>>22559477
can i kiss your thighs forever?
>>22559478
there ain't nothing wrong with small, small is pretty too
>>22559484
Time to accept your beta faith and move to /r9k/
>>22559478
any boob pictures?
>>22559472
>>22559477
peanut butter and cyder looks like a pretty good match, love you silky smooth thighs, jealous what crazy ass episode is it?
>>22559492
time to shut the fuck up
>>22559498
preferably recent but will take any
>>22559501
There is no need to be upset, just make a post on /r9k/ how you want to kill yourself or someone else. Don't forget to REEEEE
Noot noot peanut nutter
>>22559515
did mommy not love you?
>>22559539
damn it thats adorable and sexy if you look to the left 10/10 would lick that spoon
>>22559539
4chan and pokeball tats? I've seem those before like months ago damn. Are you on the taller side?
>>22559556
Oops not too sure on 4chan one I'm tired and blind so.
>>22559556
I'm 6 fooooot
>>22559548
At least you made an attempt, that's something.
>>22559555
>>22559598
Can u spread that pennutt butter on your titts
>>22559598
alright scratch what I said, 20/20 would want to be that spoon right now, your eyes are hypnotizing me
>>22559598
Can i cum in your hair
>>22559598
Oh shit you're back, give me more of that neck, you goddess! <3
>>22559429
allmighty titters. perfectly puffy nips.
>>22559569
>>22559598
So it is you Lol. Still have that tightness issue? And live in the middle of nowhere?
>>22556893
It's a pretty nice setup. I've got something that'll work but now there's talk of not using dynamic lighting. We'll see how it goes. Pretty sure it was allergies as I'm feeling better now. >>22559166
Love the lipstick
>>22559717
wow thats a bummer just when you get something going people start changing there minds, hope it all works out, glad your feeling better though and as always love your cute pics, damn how cold is it in there?
>>22559696
Yep still have the tighteness. I'll have vestibulitis/ vaginal nerve disorder forever
>>22559749
You should keep posting pictures :^)
>>22559752
Toooo drunk maaaan, think I might nap before my road trip tomorrow
I'M GOING TO SEE ATTACK ON TITAN LIVE ACTION YAAAAY
>>22559757
awww man, I'm too thursty for the sexy pics. I totally forgot about that show really, it's been too long. Hope you have a great time!
>>22559757
<.< It kinda sucks. I'm sorry :(
>>22559757
the snk movies were so awful that they even flopped in japan
>>22559737
I'm adaptable. Thanks! It's kinda chilly but I got my super comfy blanket. I just took a shower so have a messy hair pic
>>22559749
You're a a tall woman short dudes with small dicks would love. Lol.
>>22560042
Well that always a good trait to have, some people would just snap in a similar situation, think I said it before but I'm a sucker for girls with messy hair, love it
>>22560087
I'm pretty good at keeping my cool. It doesn't get much messier than this. Man I look tired. I suppose that's what makeup is for
>>22560145
Oh wow I'm speechless on that one, your eyes are too adorable for me, I could say the same, I'm pretty mild mannered,but I've lost my cool a couple times but stress came with that job, you look semi awake lol, but wouldn't mind seeing you in makeup
>>22554371
this actually triggers me
>>22553942
Trust me I'm smiling.
>>22560739
Nice beard
>>22559757
i think i remember talking with you last winter. you live in minnesota and work fast food or some shit, right? you have kik?
>>22560772
Thanks I grew it yesterday.
>>22560990
Got any more beards?
>>22561003
In what respect?
Shimapan Shimapan
Do you have a tumblr?
>>22561031
More beards, duh. What, you don't have a beard collection?
>>22561120
I sold them to fund my crippling moustache addiction.
>>22561170
Harsh
>>22561170
Unacceptable. Please turn in your beard club membership card
>>22561237
But how am going to buy adult chocolate milk without it?
>>22561312
You don't
>>22561855
fack
