MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans.
Be as tame, funny, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite
sexual fantasies, or just look for requests on the thread. Be creative.
Please remember to tag your post with the request link or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
>If you're new, please post a voice sample before asking for requests of things to do. It helps knowing what you sound like!
Previous MSA thread:
>>19484420
>>19531131
Script! I requested this from the last thread, towards the very end.
http://pastebin.com/brB4MgJ4
Please make a size-queen happy?
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Note from OP:
Shit-posting and large amounts circle jerking will not be tolerated in this thread. Anyone doing so will be reported for rule violations.
Examples:
> avatar-fagging of those who are not recorders
> unnecessary walls of text
> super off-topic conversation
> general derailment
> lack of on-topic requests/recordings
This has worked WONDERFULLY in the last thread so this still stands. This rule ensures increased productivity as well as creating a welcoming environment for new-comers
Having said that, praise and comments on people work is more than welcome and always has been. Just try to keep everything on topic.
Thanks to everybody for an extremely successful previous thread.
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VOCAROO
http://vocaroo.com/
CHIRBIT
http://www.chirbit.com/
PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/
MASSIVE SCRIPT DUMP
http://pastebin.com/v9d9qf3H
POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j
My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq
Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
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REMEMBER:
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>My only contribution(s) to this thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QYeOD05DLz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UgJi9WeyN8
Ami claiming ID.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W8gO2Mc3Wa
I'm new at here, I made some stuff.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ScP5lBMRi9
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08S6JE5Bbvq
>>19531162
I did the beginning of this for you! I'm sorry I can't do the rest right now...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HtvD6aUlx4
>>19531484
It's okay :D I can wait. Thank you in the meanwhile.
>>19531504
Did you enjoy it? o.o;
Can someone hum or sing a lullaby please? It's storming out and I'm terrified of this shit. Comforting words please? ;_;
>>19531515
http://pastebin.com/kcYQ1GMR
This is what I meant to post ;_;
I actually posted the wrong thing, but I was thanking you anyway because I still liked it. >_>
>>19531586
Well I'm bad with lullabies, but I tried to give you some comfort.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18jg3kkwjJH
>>19531620
I apologize, I'm not good with the sex noises.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ALLGMaKLde
>>19531665
Cute and comforting thank you!
>>19531682
You're so very welcome!
>>19531131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IOmc73lqYu
tree here, gonna be recording more stuff because I love you anons
http://chirbit.com/tree_
http://soundgasm.net/u/tree
Some of my favorites:
http://soundgasm.net/u/tree/Sunshine - This will always be my favorite recording. I wrote it for someone who, despite being an amazing person, was feeling very down.
http://soundgasm.net/u/tree/Dont-Stop-Fucking - forced orgasms (and orgasm denial) are my thing
http://soundgasm.net/u/tree/100-1 - I tried to make it to 1 while someone sexy whispered in my ear. Aren't you curious how far I got?
Good night, thread!
I may or may not be back tomorrow.
(You can kik me at loveusa95 if you want to contact me!)
>>19531750
I love you too tree
your voice is so soothing
it gives me such a good feeling
<3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jBuU9GIi0c
Doing requests! n.n
Here's my voice !
http://chirb.it/Kgb58C
Bump. New script coming soon-ish. Maybe.
-Eve
Ovri here. I'll just post link to my pastebin
Warning: entering LEWD zone, proceed with caution:
Finally caught you - stalker, yandere, dub-con
Of wizards and puppies - petplay, forced bj, slight bondage
I have you now, my dear - rape, mild name-calling, forced impregnation, stalker.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM - slightly vanilla, blowjob, bribe, female initiative
The late night phonecall - late night snugglefuck cuddle session via phone, mix of lewd+vanilla.
NO LEWD ZONE:
On the coldest winter night - vanilla break-up
Hide-and-seek - yandere, obsession
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM 2 - vanilla fluff, continuation (same character as in first)
http://pastebin.com/u/1sou
"The late night phonecall" is like FRESH, I just posted it at the end of a new thread, so it probably haven't been performed much (I, ugh, sort of missed the rest of the thread after that due to health reasons), so if you're wondering what can yo do, I direct you to this for your first choice.
...also, I re-listened to some MSA recordings I've saved from previous threads (including the first one I decided to listen to), and UGH SO MANY FEELS.
Especially since some guys I've listened to stopped posting or disappeared, and that's a shame.
New script? Not sure what this is. It took an unexpected turn from where I was headed, so I decided to just abandon ship and post what I had.
The grammar tenses in this is probably fucked.
English/writing/grammar was always my weakest subject in school. x_x
http://pastebin.com/ttnDNEA9
Tags?: vanilla, cuddling, maybe getting back with an ex/old friend with benefits/fuck buddy?
This is another narrative, but my next two scripts (only 1/4 to 1/2 written so far) are pure natural talking monologues (very little, if any, spoken descriptions) + optional use of sound effects. (This comment is aimed mostly at TENTIN, if you see this and still remember me. I was anon when I posted my first script.)
These next scripts won't be ready for quite a while. I'm an excruciatingly slow writer. Also I HATE writing. But I do it anyway. Eventually.
Too many words.
"Words, words, words" -Shakespeare
Herro MSA.
So I'm having a three-day birthday weekend. It's not actually until Monday, but could I possibly hear: "Happy Birthday Ice and Fire"
That would make me happy. Thank you guys~ :3
I need you to whisper dirty things in my ear while I do some bad things to myself.
>Short clips pls, maybe 5 to 10 sec please
>thank you
>>19534533
>English/writing/grammar always weakest subject
If that's your weakest you must be some kind of prodigy elsewhere, because your command of English is really strong - better than most of the people's whose papers I have to read all the time.
>>19534619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IhB3WGBlfp
inb4 getting sued for singing song
>>19535034
Yaaay! You sounded so... tired. But I will accept this.
>>19535053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fC9voevavF
>Captcha: tokesup age
>>19531320
so wait, you write great scripts *and* have a fantastic voice?
ps is it you who owes me a sweet talk audio?
or was it another MSAer who I helped put to bed last night?
>>19531356
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ScP5lBMRi9
yes, the answer is yes.
A general request for edging and its delicious, accompanying sounds.
I may try writing a script sometime. I have done one script, but it would be M4M (and I think I may have posted it here before)
http://pastebin.com/5UE06J6d
>>19535088
Pffft. Dawww thank you~ :3
>>19534619
Happy almost-your-birthday, I&F
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EVX8lpBDjY
>>19534932
an appeal for more information about you and the dirty whispers you require
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XKQcFw4j91
>>19535115
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pOTZ5LeYkU
>>19534619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s009tU7CV8f5
>>19531356
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ScP5lBMRi9
shit i feel you man
>>19535265
cute! I'm going to save that favor for the next time I'm in my cups and feeling lonely and want to hear someone
>>19535262
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XKQcFw4j91
Hmm, I was hoping MSA didn't need anymore directions and let their inner dominant pervert run free.
>>19531356
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ScP5lBMRi9
....that little stutter in the end. Oh my~
>>19535262
Thank you~
Dat accent and voice btw. Please just keep saying things.
http://pastebin.com/1vSXWaGm
^this specifically
>>19535265
Thanks Ami. But we all know you the biggest nigga here tho~
>>19534619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Eq3xthySaw
enjoy my accent ~~
>>19535352
Thank youuuu~
>>19535320
Funny, this pastebin is pretty much what I tell girls all the time. I would change a few things, but reading it got me all nostalgic
>>19531484
Ararara~
Never expected it would be my script actually being read by mistake, oh god.
I just got curious after this
>>19531620
and then, what a surprise! Very pleasant surprise though.
D-do you plan on going all the way with it sometime?
>>19535320
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04dRGl6oMzt
I'm afraid the accent's unstable, I picked it up while watching Thomas Jefferson in the HBO John Adams miniseries [played very well by Stannis]. Voice is also less gravelly since I got out of bed.
>>19535682
All I saw was Jefferson saying this to me. It was kinda hilarious.
>>19535801
Glad to amuse, miss.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kLDufDQKsP
>>19531162
First time doing this. I'm sorry that it's not much of the script. I'll maybe do more later.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mmcVi5xgQr
>>19535025
>you must be some kind of prodigy elsewhere
Thank you, and kiiiiind of? Lol, jk. I lived for math and bio in high school. Too bad I'm a pos college drop out neet now. Everyone's super disappointed in me and gives me shit about it constantly, it's like "Bitch plz, at least I don't kick people when they're down. Go fuck off with your own miserable life and leave me alone."
Well it happened. What had been threatening to for a while.
My trusty Microsoft Lifechat lx3000 headset that I record on broke. So I am without a mic.
Since I am now a lowly broke student I don't have the disposable income to get a new one.
Unfortunately this means you've heard the last from me in a while. I'll keep my chirbit up and may still lurk, but other than that-big thanks to anyone who enjoyed my audios, I loved making them.
-Jarocar
>>19536461
Nooooooooo Mistah J ;-;
>>19536461
</3
Why T_T
We're losing the best of us. Again. Why is that happening.
>>19536310
Seriously, your command of English is very, very good. I wish I could be both good at writing and fluff subjects while also understanding wat do with those pesky numbers... I see people (native English speakers, apparently) supposedly writing at a college-level and they don't even use fucking paragraphs.
Sometimes you just have to take a break, or find out what you actually want to do with yourself. I'm not studying for a degree that's particularly fruitful employment-wise (grad school is probably a requirement), but it's what i'm interested in, so it helps keep me going.
Sorry if this was too off-topic, thread.
>>19536625
I'm a native English speaker, and was studying to become a teacher at one point. My college classmates had a TERRIBLE understanding of BASIC English spelling and grammar. Definitely/defiantly, performed/preformed, they're/their/there. I understand occasional typos (sometimes I slip up too), but these people consistently spelled these words wrong and didn't even know they were doing it. These are the people that are going to teach children how to read and write, omg!!
TO MAKE THIS FOR SURE ON TOPIC, I request the "90% Of People Can't Pronounce This Whole Poem" poem for those who haven't done it yet. Because I like it.
http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_503_20140522135749.jpg
>>19536853
I had to review my classmates' papers for content, but also for simple stuff like following formatting instructions. Size 12 TNR is pretty much standard. Instead, I got handed things in comic sans and an essay written in notepad. I'm like... dude, are you even trying?
I recorded that poem in the last thread... The section with the "ayes" and "ye" is just torturous.
>>19536461
No! Jarocar, you are my favorite :( isn't this what student loans are for?
>>19536853
I studied it last year, and it sure is awesome. I love it too!
>>19536461
I bought a microphone at a dollar store once that was not terrible. I'd recommend trying that next time you accumulate sufficient pocket change. You might be able to find something for $3 or less.
>>19535301
>>19535274
>>19535115
You guys are so nice!
I should be able to do some more recordings once my day is over.
>>19537406
>do some more recording
yes pls
also bumpity
>>19538339
Do you have any requests, friendo?
>>19538454
I'd love anything talking about how you'd like to cum on me (face, breasts, ass, wherever!)
if you want something sfw, can you read this?
Do not go gentle into that good night
by Dylan Thomas
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on that sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rz8XoO81jL
A cute "voicemail"! I improvised this.
>>19538547
A quick thing about cumming (note: super awkward) : http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P6EdCPy3Pa
Do not go gentle: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GwDbg1oyVD
Someone please send me a link to things Sherlok has said
Actually an emergency please help
anyone still lurking here?
I'm debating whether or not I'd like to try my voice at this...
>>19528104
Me reading my darkest fantasy post...eep!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u3j0eEw7LP
>>19538793
It doesn't feel like anyone is here, but you should try anyway! It's fun.
>>19538654
>quick thing about cumming
Facial is my favorite too, and it's WAY more awkward for me because I'm a Domme, so it doesn't really... I mean, it's hard to explain in a way that makes sense. But A. It's hot B. I love the way cum feels when it hits my face and C. It usually occurs after sucking cock, which is like... my fav thing. So, even though I identify as a dominant female, I really, really, really love facials. Thanks for sharing!
and your version of do not go gentle was great!
Never posted in an MSA thread before but I'd really enjoy hearing a reading of The Raven, by Edgar Allen Poe. It's my favorite poem.
http://soundgasm.net/u/Noname/M4F-Lighter-side-of-daddy-Ddlg
>Babygirl gets caught touching without permission.
>>19535454
all the way with that script? D:
>>19538884
You're super sweet, thank you! I'm beyond glad you enjoyed it.
Sadly I've been hit hard with the sleepy wave. I'm gonna try real hard to be back tomorrow night, and hopefully at an earlier hour. Thanks again to everyone~ you all make me feel nice.
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FATHER'S DAY SCRIPT SPECIAL PART 1:
Daddy Play
Come here sweetie and sit on Daddy’s lap. You look so pretty today with your little pigtails. Oh that? Don’t worry. You just look so nice today that you’re making Daddy excited. Do you want to see? Look at how you made Daddy feel. Why don’t you wrap your little hands around it. *moan* Just like that. You’re such a good little girl. You make your Daddy very happy.
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Daddy
Have you been a good girl for Daddy? Brilliant. Now just because you’ve been behaving so well lately, I’m going to give you a special treat. Come here and spread your legs. *laughs* Oh you’re wet already. This makes your daddy very happy. Hmmm. You like it when Daddy rubs your little clit don’t you? Yes, I can see how much you like your Daddy’s fingers. Good girl, good girl. Now come sit on Daddy’s lap. *moans* Oh yeah. That’s right. *moans* Good girl, now I want you to try your very best for me sweetie. *moans* Oh yeah, that’s my good little girl.
[As found in http://pastebin.com/beQJc878 lines 15,63]
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This can work as a sample of my voice and a sample of your request, how convenient. If you'd like for me to read all of it, I'd be happy to do so.
>>19538922
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IZLSMEgz1u
>inb4 shit mic
I know, I'm sorry my mic isn't great
How do I voice sample?
>>19539101
Simply go to Vocaroo, chirbit, etc.
Record a sample of your voice, then post to the thread.
The recommended start-up resources are located here: >>19531218
>>19539063
Great voice and a great reading, thank you. I've seen The Raven done once or twice before but the intonation or pacing wasn't quite right. This was fantastic. The mic isn't bad, either. It's clear and sounds fine, to me. Bit of static in the background but it's not distracting. Thanks, and I'd enjoy hearing the entire thing if you're up to it.
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FATHER'S DAY SCRIPT SPECIAL PART 2:
Dad/Daughter shaving
Hey honey, I'm back from work. Can I enter your room now?...Honey?...hello Britney? (open door) What the...honey! what are you doing? Don't lie to me, I just saw you naked before you pulled those blankets over you. Were you using my razor? Honey, why on earth would you shave your little pussy? You're 14, there can't be much hair down there. You saw mommy with no hair on her cunt? Well honey mommy is a big girl and you're not yet. Let me see. Show daddy that little pussy. Honey, it's beautiful. You want me to what? ooooh baby, I can't do that. No, of course I won't tell your mother that you asked me that but I shouldn't touch you down there. I admit, I have thought about....hey, stop rubbing it. You naughty little whore. You've gotten daddy all hard. You want to see daddies big cock? Ask me nicely honey. ohhhh you're such a good girl. If I had known this sooner, I'd have shown you what it's like to be a big girl...there, you like daddy's cock. You want to touch it? Yes baby, grab it hard. Mmm yes stroke it honey. You want to taste it now?! Honey I didn't know you knew so much about sex. No it's fine. Daddy likes.
[From http://pastebin.com/FgqsgN2T line 1]
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OTHER SCRIPTS
http://pastebin.com/t9jSrSwQ [line 171], by Ollie
http://pastebin.com/Ch4bLWs1 [line 251], by Tree
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>>19539209
yoooooo that's pretty fucked up man
>>19539342
you must be new here
>>19539377
Been visiting 4chan for at the very least 6 years now.
I'm a sexual deviant and incest is just one of many on my list of kinks.
But holy shit am I sleep deprived and high as FUCK because of it and jesus christ that shit is fucked up man, like, imagine your dad just knocking on your door being all like "Hey son are you winn- oh gosh I saw you being all naked hot 'n bothered you pull those blankets down right now marine and let me suck your cock son, mmh, oh yes, the texture is so nice and other penis descriptions here now touch my dick son, go on, don't be afraid. It won't bite y'know, it might spit a little bit it won't bite, mmhmm oh son i want to fuck you boypussy oh sonnyboy ngnn oh son"
shit's fucked up
shit's FUCKED up
shit is fucked UP
god damn i'm gigglign so hard right now
i'm free for random shizz or requests here as well though i feel i should warn you my roomies are hosting a lan party or sumthing so it's a bit noisy.
here's me reading the hide and seek script from last thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Krr1F2UjMn
>>19539414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jF580sRt1l
>>19539480
ah dun guh ta bed, ah drink 'til me head comes slammin rite down on me table aye?
>>19539533
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hxxthGgqnX
but seriously tho if this is for real you should go to bed before you get any worse
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FATHER'S DAY SCRIPT SPECIAL PART 3:
http://pastebin.com/pcCNa9zn
http://www.literotica.com/s/daddy-role-play-01-legs-wide-open
http://www.literotica.com/s/daddy-role-play-02-under-the-sheets
http://www.literotica.com/s/daddy-role-play-03-loving-strokes
http://www.literotica.com/s/bedroom-talk-04-naughty-girl
[all scripts from web search]
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That's about all I can find gentlemen, enjoy!
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>>19539174
sorry it took so long, but it's uploading now, I'll post the link as soon as it's done
>>19539174
The Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe:
http://chirb.it/I63gM9
>>19538956
Oh please do more!
>>19539114
Questions for new boys is now typed out, I'm now recording
>accessible sxperl
>>19538957
Uhm, yes. Something wrong?
..doesn't seem like that will happen anyway, though.
Alright, here we go, first time, questions for new boys:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lw6iIO43Pm
>>19539816
First time posting in an MSA thread and it turned out great. I can't believe anyone would spend 10 minutes reading the entire thing. Not only that, but it was perfect. Thank you.
I don't know what request people are still waiting on, but here's the loud, stupid face-noise I make:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcPSnoFgzx
Ask away, my son.
I'll take some requests if anyone has anything they'd like to hear.
Hey everyone,
If you're unsure of what to do, take a look through the thread and take a look at what people have been requesting or the scripts/pastebin links that have been posted, even if it's meant for somebody else.
I usually post a list, but it's much too early in the thread for that.
Also, welcome to all the new voices here tonight! We hope you guys stick around.
>>19540335
Sounds good. I'll be posting some stuff up relatively soon, been reading the scripts and such.
I-I posted this in the last thread but idk if anyone did it..could someone do a cute sweet thing where you're a guy having sex with your gf for the first time and you find out she's a trap/trans and you reassure her she's still pretty and sexy etc.. Or just nice encouraging things, I've been super stressed lately
My first attempt at this sorta' thing:
Did the Morning Monologue
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zTz3ogEA5F
>>19540599
If you like the last one I did, I'll try my best.
>>19540599
I improv'd this...was kinda' nervous about it. Haha, but I hope you like it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r7eL5H2UhB
Love letter to Mistress
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OgtLKQQNl3
Guess what I look like from how I sound.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ut0PZb5t4V
And public ninja-fapping script:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YwAz7jf2Gc
I guess I'll take a bit of a break unless someone wants more of something.
>>19540758
This please!!
http://pastebin.com/brB4MgJ4
>>19540755
Skinny, dirty blonde, stubble on the face, maybe lean muscle. Shirt that says "I <3 Celery" ...Maybe blue eyes. Tall.
>>19540788
I'll give it a whirl.
>>19540755
OMG, why is this turning me on?
>>19540803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CuhafOhPxs
>>19540799
Holy shit, not tall, but damn close
>>19540803
'Cuz celery
>>19540879
I pictured the cheekbones, too, but for some reason my descriptors had left me at that point. Haha. Those sad puppy eyes tho.
>>19540860
Ahhhh, thank you! :D
Also, just a random poem.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ey8weYGN5I
>>19540943
You are very welcome, I'm just glad you liked it. Haha
>>19531131
Voice sample from a new dude:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GrydzPPuF6
I sound nervous and my voice is a bit hoarse.
Here's me narrarating:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jon90cMKM0
Did 1 or 2 mistakes during the recording.
>>19538956
Despite not really being into dd/lg I found this really hot and I came in time with the recording. Oh my dear god what just happened.
I don't really know what I'm doing :(
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ppJ62ojlRb
>>19539889
I plan on it, just dipping my feet back into the genre ;)
>>19542259
Ooo that is what I like to hear, just inspires me to do more. Its ok to want to be a naughty little princess ;)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d9jLIwa6Wp
Sexy story
>>19542362
DO THIS PLS:
"The Sheriff’s Secret Police is issuing an urgent message to all citizens. ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS. Memorize this list. Memorize it now. It will not now, nor ever, be repeated. Memorize this now for your safety and protection. We cannot tell you when or where you will need to know it, but when you do, you will be safe. Here is the list. Memorize…NOW.
hazelnut
mystify
cuttlefish
lark
lurk
Robert
Anglican
pheromone halter-top marmalade hardware laser pepper release kneecap falafel period chase chaste leggings wool sweater heartbeat heartbeat heart beat
heart
…beat
beat
beat
beat
beat
Memorize that list, citizens! In order. Secret Police warn that if you miss even one word, or transpose a couple of worlds like ‘lurk’ and ‘lark’, there could be unpleasant consequences. This has been a special announcement from the Sheriff’s Secret Police."
>>19542314
I-I swear I don't have daddy issues. >.<
[spoiler] I'd enjoy hearing more of your records though. [/spoiler]
>>19542468
mmhmm, its ok just let go little one.
well there is always this older one I made if you havent heard it.
http://soundgasm.net/u/Noname/First-time-playing-big-girl-games-with-princess
>>19542421
I don't get it? But alright then.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UgDj3hAqXn
>>19542486
Seems I've found some of your other stuff that tickles my fancy more. Oh boy. I guess I'll save them for later. >.>
Anyway, time to get some sleep. Hope you keep doing more!
>>19538547
the hot part
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hcRqYYyp03
The poem
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b2Uuan3syY
>>19539209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18sBANjydui
>>19542703
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18sBANjydui
That was amazing.
>>19542493
Fuck, you're perfect for this! <3
Oh, I so want you to do more WTNV stuff. It suits you so much.
But for now, I shall request Monty Python: The usage of word "Fuck"
Open to anyone, gentlemen.
http://www.lyricspedia.com/monty-python/the-usage-of-fuck-lyrics/
>>19542746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s086NDO5csFb
Fucking hell, you can tell I've got hay fever
Hey faggots
Anyone got any recommendations for a good quality budget mic, preferably under £50 and can connect directly into a laptop
I want to share my beautiful voice because I love you all
>>19542703
you should be a radio host
>>19542819
No, I can't actually. Everything sounded fine!
Thank you and good job!
>>19542842
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s086NDO5csFb
Thanks, I sound all croaky and thin. Usually have a bit more body in my voice. First time I've ever posted in one of these threads.
>>19540170
I left it on a cliffhanger for a reason!
>>19540677
I wasn't the requester and I'm a ciswoman... but omigod I loved this. TONS. "It doesn't change a fucking thing, you're still the most beautiful woman I have ever seen" *melting melting melting* omigod. awesome.
>>19540719
squeeeeeee!
>>19540755
fuck, you know what is hilarious? THe first thing I thought was "I bet this guy has some annoying facial hair" and then you said mustache. Also I bet you have a really nice smile and good teeth (for to chomp the celery)
>>19542647
hahahahaha I lost it. Thank you for the effort!
>>19542703
deleted? sadface
>>19542819
<3 Monty Python and you do this really well. Thank you!
>>19542838
FSAer here and I use a Blue Snowball mic and it sounds pretty great
>>19542703
working now. nm, user error
>>19542838
ditto.. blue snowball is awesomesauce.
>>19542838
Blue Yeti, because I use it for other things such as YouTube vids and Skype. Very handy. Not sure if the price has changed since I got mine mind.
>>19543026
>Yeti
>Cheap
Cost me $140 to buy it.
>>19543026
I use the same thing. I feel like I should have gotten whatever that premium version of it was, though. I didn't notice it until after my normal yeti was already on the way.
>>19542725
>>19542841
>>19542990
Many thanks
>>19543031
Mine was £80. Comparing it to other mics of its calibre, I feel like I got a deal from it. Especially with its usage.
>>19543036
Premium I've heard is better for musical instruments more so than vocal audio.
>>19543046
Yes, but it is Premium™.
That means you're supposed to want it more.
™.
>>19542864
Oh, I can't wait to hear your voice when you "have more body in it", then, hehe.
You did very well for your first attempt. Hope to hear more from you in the future.
>>19542958
And the reason is?
Oh shucks, now I've got all hopeful again. Have some mercy!
>blue snowball
>blue yeti
look really awesome. Nowhere to buy in my city, though, and I wouldn't risk order them knowing our county's post and custom services....
I think of getting BEHRINGER C-1U (because it was the cheapest choice I could find available for sale locally), just as something to start with. Not sure it will help me sound any better since I suspect the main problem is my voice and not only the fact I record through shitty on-board laptop mic alone.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wDeiG2kH3D
Anyway, just messed around with my microphone and I had the settings messed up entirely, now it is 90% perfect.
Just a newfag to the audio threads by the way
>>19540755
Dat celery eating. Moar pls.
>>19543221
Welcome to the thread new guy, you have a lovely accent.
>>19544250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GjV2kP0lEF
Had the 'sleepy' as fuck voice, spent all night watching the world cup.
fresh out of a long-term relationship and I just want to hear someone say that I'm ok and I'll be fine on my own
(femanon, btw)
>>19544831
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08KVjzJM8VL
>>19544831
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PAMNIDuwES
>>19544880
Thank you! this is some of the best advice I've heard in a long time
>>19544924
thank you so much, your voice is very comforting
both of you totally helped me turn off the negative me. Thanks.
>>19531750
Hey tree! How was your weekend? :)
woot! my request was your fav recording!
Are you taking requests tonight?
>>19531881
Thank you, wonderful anon! I'm glad I can be there for ya :D
>>19545362
Great! It's my birthday today and I went to a party last night so I've been having a lot of fun. How was yours?
I love requests! Lay em on me.
>>19542990
It's really encouraging to hear you say it melted you :P (was the improv anon, if my ID isn't the same).
I may do a few more later tonight. Hadn't contributed to a thread like this ever, but...it's fun.
Here's a poem I recorded. Note: Completely unsexy, unless you have a thing for murderers - if so: good for you.
Education for Leisure - Carol Ann Duffy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BM0uD8BsaO
Monty Python - Usage of the Word "Fuck"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GUX6jSSrKz
>>19534498
http://pastebin.com/brB4MgJ4
This is my first time posting here. I thought I should give this whole thing a shot. Kinda did this for a girl I know, but I figured I should post it here and tell you, since these are your scripts and I feel like I'm stealing from you if I don't.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jjotv2Unvx
Please be critical. I'd like to get better. I also didn't finish the whole thing, this is more of a trial thing.
>>19545884
I definitely melted. And you should!
>>19546792
Well, the intro sorta breaks the atmosphere I intended to create with the script theme (it's still sort of a story, and performer is to assume the role of the character, a guy who's sorta in long distance relationship and misses his girlfriend really much; reminding listener it's a script diminishes that role).
Intro itself is good, but I'd recommend you choose one: either just follow original script from the start OR do the intro you made and start around line 9. Either should be good enough.
And you started fine, putting enough emotion into performing, but around line 13 you sort of slipped into monotone.
It needs more passion. Maybe you should try edging yourself, just to be able to relate to the character more.
And line 21 is a vital point. When you tell the girl she belongs to you, you shouldn't do it casually, like it's just another thing to be mentioned and be done with. There's ALWAYS emphasize on it. Said in the right tone, with right amount of possessiveness and desperation, these words are alone enough to make a girl quiver.
So, here was me being critical, hehe.
Overall, not bad for your first attempt. Good job. You certainly have a nice sounding voice, and thank you for picking up my script!
>>19546226
Oh, thank you for reading it! I love how you say the word "fuck" (and there's a lot of it, which is good for me).
And that "FUCK YOU" in the end, just perfectly grumpy, yeeesssss~
Thank you again!
>>19547088
Thank you kindly. I'm planning on revisiting it again. I'd like your feedback again.
Any sweet pillow talk recordings??
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sNRBbsjCu7
I like to sing :3
>>19547132
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GH76A8Ax0S
>>19547346
And that's exactly that was needed for this monologue.
Natural "fuck"s are the best "fuck"s in the world.
>>19547324
Heheheh aww :3
>>19547172
Okay, I'll gladly provide some feedback again if I'm around when you post it.
>>19547424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O147CTVGGQ
I am a child
>>19547476
>I am a child
Bad news for you, then, since I have straight shota kink.
And lol, I just remembered that episode of the Office full of "that's what she said" jokes.
>>19547528
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1paL2mLB8Fi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW20AQJ6Iig
>>19547610
Yep, I know there's UK and US versions. I'm watching US version right now, though usually if there's UK and US version of some TV-series, I don't even bother picking up US one.
But friend who recommended the show told me to start with US one.
Funny thing. The first season was like 6 episodes, and I though, well, since original TV-series is British, that's pretty much understandable, and then second season - BAM - 22 episodes, americanized.
Humor in the US version is simpler and based mostly on "awkwardness", with some moments so stupid it's hard to believe, but it has its good points.
>>19547766
I like both shows. Sometimes Gervais can feel a bit forced.
But, here he is calling Steve Carrell out and getting his emmy back, it's hilarious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZp6cR4bxbY
>>19531131
please don't hate me for this
https://soundcloud.com/xemryxiii/young-volcanoes-cover/s-EParS
>>19548114
and also this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t0Kmxehq9R
>>19542746
Made a mistake here and there, but whatever.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09EQvNYcQw9
>>19542314
Ohhh my god. I'd kill to skype with you.
I'm really in the dire need of submissive boys in my life.
I can't find it in me to write a script right now (though I plan to), but I NEED IT.
That's why I'm going to request Track 1 – Utsuro Principle of Action from one of Jooubachi Drama CD:
http://butilovu.tumblr.com/post/62125405192
It's not...uhm...really lewd, so it may be more comfortable for recording.
Other tracks, i.e. lewd parts are in severe need of editing (over-use of word "ejaculate" instead of simple "cum" and so on), so I'm not requesting them... yet.
I'll be so fucking happy if someone picks that up.
>>19550261
>No girl will ever ask for your Skype like this
I tried doing a recording once, got a thank-you from the girl who requested it, and that was it.
I got a request to read this story. Enjoy?
http://the-office.com/bedtime-story/picklescat.htm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09kmxfOc5Fe
>>19550329
>submissive boys
YES HELLO I AM HERE WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU
I'll start recording this right away. I hope I can do a good jo-
Uhh, I can do track 1, but I loathe pain and I'm not going to pretend to be in pain for anybody. The 'please torture me' bit is as far as I'm willing to go, as far as that's concerned.
Any tips you have for making this recording as enjoyable as possible for you? Like, if you want me to focus on certain aspects, or try to stay in a higher voice pitch, etc.
Morning thread! Protip: Hang overs suck.
>>19547284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jfpXBNq4Ft
I tried haha
>>19550348
>I tried doing a recording once, got a thank-you from the girl who requested it, and that was it.
>Noname has done lots of stuff on various themes, friendly to replying femanons and an experienced MSAer who had been there for a long time.
>No girl will ever ask for your Skype like this
I wonder why.
You know, it doesn't work like this.
Even on FSA, it doesn't work like this. Yeah, even on FSA, performing girl can get barely any comments on her work or none at all.
It can be a bit frustrating or embarrassing or awkward, well, mostly awkward (because I always assume I've screwed up and people are just nice enough to at least ignore me instead of telling me I suck)
But it happened even to performers who's really good at it and have otherwise steady fanbase.
And, yeah, MSAers have it even tougher, since there's even more silent lurkers than on FSA.
But, you know, you can't get everything you want right from the start.
I never happened to met a newcomer who has done one recording and there were ladies all over him, asking for his skype and his babies.
Seriously, the whole "skype asking" doesn't really happen often. It's rare itself. That's not the purpose of the thread.
If you don't have fun recording things in the first place, then that's the point?
This thread is full of sexy.
Could I please get a small dom-ish message? Something talking about how you'd love seeing how red my tits get when you slap them as hard as I can take it..
First request ever :3
>>19550386
I'm not really into the pain myself, so you can change some lines to tamer ones, I won't mind.
Like replace
>burn me, cut me… please torture me!
>please punish me
Yeah, and that's why I'm not really into tracks 3 and 4.
The reason I chose this Drama CD, is because I fucking love Utsuro, he's such a qt3,14, and today I was rewatching Nichijo, and there was a character, Sakamoto-san, who shares VA with Utsuro.
And I felt I was getting a bit turned on by some scene where that character tries to hold himself back, is stumbling, a bit stuttering, voice breaking...oooooh.
Problem is, Sakamoto-san IS A FUCKING CAT, so that felt a bit weird.
>Any tips you have for making this recording as enjoyable as possible for you?
Get emotional and passionate about it, that's my only request.
Monotone and quiet reading won't do, sorry.
Bonus points if you're really into that (the whole adoration and submissiveness thing) so you can actually relate to the character.
>>19550548
>I'm not really into the pain myself
Actually, Ovri, you got anything /crazy/ for me to do? Want to work on my acting, etc.
>>19550570
AMI MY NIGGA~ I missed you, bro.
I haven't got any new scripts on that, sorry. I've been able to write anything for MSA lately expect the vanilla scripts as thanks to Eve.
Muhuhuhu, inspire me.
Do you want lewd-crazy or not-lewd-but-implied-crazy or just general crazy?
>>19550595
>I've been able to write anything for MSA lately expect the vanilla scripts as thanks to Eve.
>I haven't been able
>except
fix sorry
what the fuck is wrong with me again
>>19550489
How is this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ynPNwfGU4O
>>19550595
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N05dBYAZMP
>>19550348
I wasn't asking for his skype, faggot.
I hate what these have become. They used to be fun
>>19550626
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GKdvbTPbee
>>19550612
hnngg..
Jesus christ. I wouldn't mind a continuation..
>>19550623
Well, for some strange reason I find your laugh plenty inspiring for "crazy", just so you know.
Okay, time to write.
And my weekend was...pretty horrible too. But I can't even get myself drunk due to taking incompatible meds. Gah. It's frustrating.
>>19550672
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IGcyjZLX03
>>19550672
>I hate what these have become. They used to be fun
>>19550700
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1huDvufmB25
>>19550715
Ami, nigga, what are you doing. Jyggalag has returned, fun is forbidden. Have you not seen Commandments of Light given to us by OP?
Seriously, couple of threads tons of people complained threads turned to shit.
But at least they were lively and fun.
Now threads are back on track, but I don't really see those who complained to be back to make thread thrive again in a proper way.
Nothing we can do about it, though. There's no way to please everyone.
>>19550780
I was one of the people turned away by these threads because of the shitty spamming. I'd rather it be slower paced, if it means better audio is present.
>>19550548
>>19550476
It's done! Please tell me what you think!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vx8HrnoNj6
>>19550719
>>19550780
It's all too rigid now. These used to be a fun place to just chill out and do fun, naughty things. Now, however, everyone is too focused on following rules and being efficient. Fuck that man, these aren't about doing the best we can, these are about just having a good time.
>>19550725
D: Is it okay to post audio responses? ;p
>>19550808
If you like :)
>>19550806
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ub0IDzYGEY
I swear that the random noise in the middle of this resembled words at one point but clearly no longer
>>19534619
Rebumping this because today is my actual birthday now :D
>>19550817
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sr4Pyaw7Nl
>>19550803
OH MY GOD HNNNNNNNGGG
That tickles my fancy so much. It's not lewd script, but oh god you managed to make it so hot. Really got my heart racing with anticipation.
I'm very very pleased with your voice and acting skills, I'm going to save it and put it in my MP3-player <3
You've done an amazing job. And I loved all those little details like panting, gasping, stuttering, so delicious.
You really managed to bring out desperation and submissiveness I needed so much, thank you.
I really would like to hear more from you. Hope you'd be around by the time I finally manage to write sub-script for MSA, because I'd want you to perform it.
>>19550916
You should post it at FSA and cross-link here.
Posting direct vocaroo links with female voice on Male Sexy Audio thread is sort of a no-no, because it's misleading for random lurkers.
>>19550937
D: I hate being a newb to threads like these.
how do.
>>19550937
This is a problem that stems from these new threads.
Originally, there was only one vocaroo thread, where men and women posted together. It made for some exhilarating conversations, but now that we're separate it has become stale.
>>19550928
I'm very, very pleased you enjoyed it so much! The fact that it's going in your MP3 player is incredibly satisfying to hear.
I honestly don't come to these threads very often, so if you'd like to keep in contact with me and have me read more for you, you could contact me on Skype or kik (I prefer Skype). It's theinternet.isfun for both.
>>19550964
I can't help but agree. Having to go through that to just post and have fun kinda is taking the fun out of it.
>killed my lady boner
>>19550806
Well. Not anymore. I'm really not sure what's actually allowed or not in this thread now because...well, for fuck's sake, we might not know but maybe this simple conversation is actually frowned upon because it's "not about providing audio-porn".
And yeah. I loved how fun these threads are, I enjoyed just talking with performers about everything but...
Well, truth is truth. Many people complained about shitposting, and I suspect that was the reason some of performers who were frequenting a thread just before that left and probably won't come back any time soon.
Maybe we should get our own thread with blackjack and hookers.
Though, would it really be any popular and won't it raise another wave of anger like "what the fuck this thread is pointless go fuck off to MSA\FSA\General Vocaroo"
So well...nothing can be done about it. You can't please everyone. Someone will always suffer since the idea of "fun" for people always differs.
>>19550916
If you don't wanna cross thread, you can add me on Skype: SomewhatShy. I've been doing readings and such for people all week.
>>19550987
Exactly. Whatever happened to just good old fashioned dirty conversations? Letting people react and play off of one another's posts, THAT'S where the fun is. It's natural that way.
Don't get me wrong, scripts are fine. That said, in lieu of new scripts, these threads need something to stop them from getting stale. Fresh conversation is just that.
>>19550993
Shitposting is inevitable. It's 4chan, after all. Just ignore the shitposts and go about your business.
I have a dream, friends. A dream that one day, this thread will rise up and please everyone.
>>19550944
Oh, just go there >>19537309
and post away. You may add something like "For MSA" and that's it (I've done it). I don't think people would mind (since it's still sexy)
It's a hassle, but well...
>>19550966
I'm sorry, sweetie, I don't usually do skype or any other social media ways of contacting.
I don't really feel comfortable with them.
I'll save yours just in case I ever get enough courage, but I must warn you I make no promises with this, sorry =(
>>19550855
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oKLCySH0Ie
>>19551040
I can't ignore shitposts because I'm usually the one "shitposting". Though I call it "having fun" instead.
We are actually "shitposting" right now, btw, by having this discussion.
Though, the irony amazes me. Previous threads had people complaining it's too wild, not enough porn, muh shitposting.
This thread that is supposed to be normal and proper has people complaining about it not being enough fun and too restricting (and I'm one of them).
>>19551057
Aww, dang. Well, if you post again, please try to include 'submissive' somewhere in your post so I can ctrl+f for it. I'll try to watch these threads a bit more closely from now on, then; girls who really like submissive guys are super few and far between.
>>19551089
Yay~ Thank you! :3
>>19551104
Okay, I will, in hope you'll be lurking <3
Though, some improvs by you would be very welcome if you ever get in the mood of doing them.
I will always listen.
>>19550803
this was fantastic! I need to write some Msub scripts and hear more.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
REQUEST DUMP:
>>19531162
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>>19531229
>>19531586
>>19531620
>>19534498
>>19534533
>>19534619
>>19535320
>>19536853
>>19538547
>>19539056
>>19539209
>>19539598
>>19540599
>>19540788
>>19542421
>>19542746
>>19544831
>>19546792
>>19547284
>>19550329
>>19550489
If you haven't received any requests or don't know what to do, try you hand at these. Even if they've been done, they are always open and standing.
NEW BOYS:
Remember, posting a sample of your voice helps the listeners suggest content for you to do.
---------------
Thank you everybody for 2 extremely productive threads. Due to the complaints in this thread about it being so "restrictive", the guidelines will be taken down in the next thread.
They were put up there only because things were getting out of hand in previous threads and to keep things on track. Conversations aren't frowned upon as long as they don't involve too much text and are related to the thread. This thread is supposed to be fun for as many people as possible but it will not be able to please everyone. All that is asked is that the premise of the thread is respected and that there is as little shitposting as possible.
> Shitposting: "knowingly contributing low quality, off-topic, or ill intentioned posts." (as quoted from the linked definition in global rule 3)
Although shitposting is extremely common in all threads, keeping it to a minimum makes it less confusing for new listeners/posters.
Non-sexual audio is very much so encouraged but when unrelated conversation (whether audio or text) takes over the thread, it leads to inevitable derailment.
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You guys are awesome, please keep up the good work.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>19551181
Thank you very much! I don't come to these threads often. I'll try to keep an eye on them, but if you want to reach me more reliably to have me read scripts or for conversation, I posted my contact info in >>19550966.
>>19550623
Ami, uhm. About crazy. Not sure if it's crazy enough.
I-I... I tried. Here.
http://pastebin.com/MeTSSTyc
This is my voice: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sip4lbnwYF
>>19551605
i... i like crazy.. maybe my quick runthrough will work? i messed up a few parts and my roommates are really loud in the background (i tried to edit out background noise so some of the sound may be a bit distorted but i did try) i also tried to get my voice as low and natural sounding as possible (more editing) because i've had some problems here before because of it sooo... let me know how i did?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IeWDTlvzca
>>19551605
The groovy thing about scripts about this is I'm able to play around. But it's just enough crazy for me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TMne4puOa3
>>19535922
Tentin, why were you gone for about two years?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ONKUhaTjjG
>>19550489
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jZIjuZfgUD
Confrontation: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1et8rZQDXun
>>19551962
>>19552543
>>19552679
Dat accent. Pls do this for me. Posted before but I need moar.
"Have they told you who I am? I am the brother of Elia Martell.
And do you know why I've come all the way to this stinking shit pile of a city? For you.
I'm going to hear you confess before you die. You raped my sister. You murdered her. You killed her children. Say it now and we can make this quick.
Say it! You raped her, you murdered her, you killed her children!
Wait, you're dying? No no no, you can't die yet, you haven't confessed.
Say it. Say her name. Elia Martell. You raped her. You killed her children. Elia Martell.
Who gave you the order?
Who gave you the order?!
Say her name!
You raped her!
You murdered her!
You killed her children!
Say it. Say her name. Say it!"
-Oberyn Martell
French guy here, want me to read something?
>>19553130
>French guy here, want me to read something?
yes pls. literally anything. but I love the word fenetre so maybe you're a voyeur?
>>19553130
I'd be interested in hearing french Oberyn, if you're so inclined >>19553066
>>19553162
>>19553160
Should I push the French accent or try to take a more english one?
>>19553162
I concur
>>19553187
Do whichever you feel comfortable with
>>19553231
>>19553162
>>19553160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xos13mvJb1
My first time, please be nice.
>>19553187
Well, I'd like to hear it with your natural accent and french is pretty pleasant on the ears, but it's entirely up to your comfort level.
>>19553236
pls moar, pls
>>19553236
Well that was absolutely wonderful. Good job.
>>19553236
Jesus yes. Beautiful. Pls talk moar.
This pls: http://pastebin.com/1vSXWaGm
>>19553248
>>19553251
Decided to read the French dialog.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BOR6mGU8iM
>>19553258
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iJbfbfEDXq
Okay I got bored and decided to try various American accent impressions
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oYeaHnYh72
>>19553259
>>19553284
Sweet baby Jesus. My lady parts.
Sir, if you have the time, could you record this: http://pastebin.com/GbiT5EkW
>>19553314
Oh my fucking- that's a really long text.
Don't be upset if I fuck it up.
>>19553286
dear god my ribs
>>19553360
Thus why I ask if you have time.
And I dont mind sweetie. Just do your best you sexy voiced French man :3
>>19553375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FB9KzJZaqK
Delivering.
Realized I was doing the countdown in French so whoops.
>>19542990
Haha, correct on all counts.
>>19543249
I'll go grab some peanut butter and raisins, ants on a log for the masses.
>>19553440
Jesus christ sir.
>Realized I was doing the countdown in French so whoops.
Ohhhh that's fine, trust me.
That already was a pretty awesome unintentional gift, but do you mind saying, "Happy Birthday Ice and Fire."
Pretty pls Mr. Sexy French guy.
>>19553477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HoUicdbTcT
>>19553486
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Thank you~
>>19553369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v1pr2RgXNV
>>19553496
No problem, shit's pretty funny to do.
