Can any femanon say on vocaroo:"Mark ,so what now?"
why
>>23040776
please dont ask ,i need one:(
>>23040795
Give me a reason to
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NY0Xo4f9d4
>>23040606
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v19Sfyl6Lt
>>23040606
>looks like a gay mexican cartel member
>speaks like a russian
something doesn't add up
>>23040637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hZkvwowq7H
facebook/instagram fap pics of people you know
>>23040584
new cards against humanity
get in here
http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=93
wheresmaddie
>>23040348
bumping
>>23040348
Come join
>>23040348
bump
I'm 7.4x5 and horny as fuck.
Men: Post pictures of your cocks/size. Nothing below 6.5.
Women: Post your pussy/ass.
Reply to those that you like with what you would do to them. Go into detail.
>>23040189
This is me, being 6.3'" so... I don't think you are 7.4" - you probably measure it wrong. I know that my pic is different but I know my dick and it looks like yours in my hands and I have pretty damn big hands.
Gonna break the rule to get the thread rolling. Mine is just above 6.
Anybody with experience finding unicorns for three+ ways online? Best site or app?
Silly OP, unicorns don't exist.
...anymore.
>>23039898
Valid point... Haha I mean, we found one though. I just want more.
>>Murica
>>23039850
Unicorn?
Is this new slang for traps or something?
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/08/tinder-hook-up-culture-end-of-dating
>“I hooked up with three girls, thanks to the Internet, off of Tinder, in the course of four nights, and I spent a total of $80 on all three girls,” Nick relays proudly. He goes on to describe each date, one of which he says began with the young woman asking him on Tinder to “ ‘come over and smoke [weed] and watch a movie.’ I know what that means,” he says, grinning.
Why aren't you tindering yet?
>>23039433
Because I don't like sluts
>>23039435
>I'm not interesting or attractive enough to pick up women on Tinder
Ftfw
>>23039446
>>23039435
>“We talk for a total of maybe 10 to 15 minutes,” he says. “We hook up. Afterwards she goes, ‘Oh my God, I swear I wasn’t gonna have sex with you.’ And I was like, Well, you did a pretty shitty job of that one.”
BODY RATE THREAD
>>23039387
Maxim. You confuse me sometimes bud, you really do.
ITT You have two choices:
Either write a letter to someone who will never read it,
or give contact info and general demographics in order to find an email/snail mail pen pal.
Or both.
Here's a letter
Dear, Cunt.
I was pretty disappointed in how you acted the second time we had a spark. But it was nice to finally see the real you, and now I have a mess of stuff I want to tell you. Your pride makes me sick, the way you feel you're entitled to whatever the hell you think you are. Also how everything was my fault and anytime I tried to defend myself I was made out like the bad guy when the fact is; I treated you like gold, despite how much shit you were covered in.
I'll be glad to see who you end up with next, mainly because I know how you pick your men and I know the next one is going to treat you like the last. You weren't anything more than some stupid broken girl, and you deserve all the crap any guy gives you. I'm also glad I'm no longer your scapegoat. It's almost like I can breath easy now and actually move on with my life.
You weren't worth the stress or the money I wasted on you, and the only regret I have is that I lost that much time while chasing you down, as well as believing every word you said.
So as you slip back inside yourself I hope you enjoy laying on your back every weekend and getting fucked by whoever, and I hope it comes into something like a kid or an STD. You really deserve it for being that wilted little flower of a cunt that you are.
I'll think about you every now and again when I'm with her and I'll smile cause I know you still aren't happy with yourself, and I hope in a few years we cross paths so you can greet me like you always do, too which I will smile and probably laugh while I walk away.
You'res truly: F
>>23039671
Should have been "your's"
W/e. If you read this you'll know its me.
Go get fucked, whore.
:)
Dear D,
If I had the courage, I'd ask you out on a date, so to speak.
But today, like thousands of days before, I wait in line behind billions of others for your sweet embrace... Your eternal kiss.
There is no life without you, I'll go to sleep tonight praying that you'll take me in your arms. But I know I'll wake, and my day will be as empty as the last.
From N
Rate thread
Just waking up edition
>>23039049
I dont have a camera right now but i woke up after a sleep of one hour and forty minutes. And before that i had been awake for 28 hours.
Lesgo validate me.
I aint twelve I swear
>>23039049
5
>>23039061
5
looking for a cutie to have a little fun on skype (no camera). im male 22, skinny but fit. nerdy girls prefered.
And how much do you pay?
>>23038956
none
>>23038962
So why would anybody waste the time? Gift cards then? Items in vidya?
insomnia thread...now with 2x as much pussy
post your tunes:
http://www.last.fm/music/Wye+Oak/Civilian
I bring good tidings to this thread. How goes y'all's evenin/morninl
I work night shift so this is just when I'm awake
How's everyone?
>>23038753
I'm a grumpy gus.
Listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwUug-ucBLc
ITT: Seeking your thoughts/advice on relationship. Pic related it's me.
>Be me 26/m
>5+ years invested in current relationship
>1 child
>Earnings allow a comfortable lifestyle.
>Devoted physically & Emotionally to current partner
>Yielding no exchange in the sexual department... what do?
Have you confronted her directly? Be non-confrontational because it's likely an elephant in the room.
>>23038526
She's consistently bringing up if I want to leave her. Quite aggressively sometimes, I don't though. I feel like she's projecting.
>>23038536
Then just be open. Be like "Hey, our sex life is dead and you constantly ask me aggressively if I want to leave. What's going on?"
The easiest solution is the best solution. Skip the passive aggressive games; be open, be honest, and just talk to each other. It's probably something you guys haven't done in a while.
As someone that has always been self conscious about my size, I would like to get some feed back. I'm not a virgin but i'm not sure if im still adequate enough and need help, should i just give up on getting laid until i invest in some enhancement pills ?
>>23038144
Yeah you're fucked. Sorry about your luck.
>>23038144
rip in peace buddy
i got the same boxers
Greetings, when I get hungover I become horny. When I get horny I start writing random girls on facebook. If I want to prevent this HELP ME JERK OFF.
I need a female specimen, with the cam on. You can show face, or tittays (But face as well, I don't work with only tittays). You can masturbate as well, or don't.
Yep.
>>23038069
skype is polloaviariato123
stop drinking
>>23038914
I did, last night. That's why I'm hungover now.
