Hello /soc/ Hope everybody had a happy new year this thread is for people who like watching them sleep on Skype so go on and post
Nobody likes to watch people sleep .....
I've talked to girls until I fell asleep. It's such a cute thing to do. I've read stories to one until she fell asleep. The only thing that bothers me is when some women expect you to do it and they don't even want to take a second to pick out a fucking story.
Share Tumblrs off realy girls.
http://ellamystery. tumblr. com/
nice
nobodyy>
Why us the search missing,bmods?
>>23083353
I don't know what you said, but she's hot.
Hey /soc/, would you fuck me ? 20 and bisex.
>pic related, body.
Also, general would you fuck me thread. Post picture of yourself, /soc/ will tell if you have potential.
>>23083338
What kind of a crappy picture is this!? You can't see much... Can't tell what do.
>>23083338
are you a ghost?
>>23083444
Bulge, general body form, what more needed ?
>>23083446
Yes.
Rate my dick
>>23083324
8/10, balls looke awesome too
post diff angles?
Dear 4chan pls rate me s I can go to bed love brady
>>23083295
Attention whore/10
Self absorbed / 10
Hey /soc/, join our whatsapp chat if you want to.
Add +41791093762 and i will add you :)
Too good to be true
>>23083219
is that kelseyellison?
>>23083219
what happens in this whatsapp chat?
Post if you want to be added by someone.
I assume it's done like this. I_Find_Weapons_Cheap is my skype. It's from back in high school but oh well. Straight 24 year old male. Please tell me if you're from here when adding me.
Femanons am I a good size?
>>23083154
poor poor anon. society has taught you to feel insecure about your dick so you need wittle 4chan's help to make you feel good about yourself!
it's obviously fine. it's quite nice, actually. but the fact that you even posted shows some underlying issues that you have with your self-confidence and your ability to perform sexually. who gives a fuck about your dick, you really need to learn how to be a better man, or else you're truly going to disappoint everyone you'll ever sleep with.
you're fucked anon. stop posting your dick. stop fishing for compliments. stop being a worthless human being.
>>23083154
Okay, now another shot next to a tube of Ben-Gay.
Imagine... the face... the music...
Imagine a world where pic-related could only listen to what you assumed...
I'll start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAvjjHsbI7k
Plot twist: It's not my favorite music
NICE MOUSTACHE
>>23082778
Yeah, I know... post mug and music
>Current tunes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poBWny1Lajc
Hey /soc/,
was hoping to get some advice from a femanon.
A while since I've broken up with my GF and not doing that bad actually. Got over the sadness and even hooked up with a few girls.
Every time I met a cute girl at the bar, at first things go really well. They seem legitimately interested, we'd have fun conversations, they'll tell me I look good or ask for my number, you know at least some indicators that things are going well.
But when I contact them (usually the next day), conversations quickly stall or it takes them 1-2 days to give a two word response.
This literally happens to me every time. Is there really something I am missing here? Is small talk really that much of a turn off?
>>23082664
Yes, small talk is that much of a turn off. It's fine for platonic friends and random, brief strangers. Small talk is basically the complete lack of any chemistry and fluid interaction.
Don't even have to be a femanon to answer your question.
Protip you fucking retard. Fishermen don't ask fish how to catch other fish. Go seek the advice of men. Women don't know how to catch other women.
>>23082728
whole this fucking time people have been telling me to 'be yourself', how is it that when texting with girls there are 101 rules to follow to even have a shot at a date?
I know it sounds really autistic, but shit like that never happens to me in person and just takes me a few fucking text messages to fuck things up.
Smash or pass
ITT: post a picture of yourself and choose if you'd smash or pass other anons
You only get to participate if you post a pic of yourself, and when you say smash, you mean someone you'd genuinely bang
>>23082623
SMASH
!!! grr
>>23082625
smash
>>23082630
whoever says no smashing to you is totally crazy
smash
<w>, This is my first time showing my picture on here <Socially Awkward..>
>>23082507
You're cute
T-Thank you. ;-; That was a confident booster.
>>23082507
You are incredibly adorable
I'd like to keep in contact with you~ have a kik?
How do the people of /soc/ dress? Hopefully not shitty.
Fill out this template, post it, and rate others.
>>23082230
I Dress like Borat.
>>23082230
I wear a potato sack
Hey /soc/, when I drink too much it wakes me up at about 5am. Got a few hours to kill before my world wakes up, feeling hungover, vulnerable and I want to talk about myself. Ask me anything.
Story time
Driving home from playing gig nye/nyd, 3am. Been using a street busker on guitar as we were desperate to keep working and everyone else had festive plans. He popped something prescription/pills on the drive home, mixed with the drinks, started telling story of how he killed someone.
> hanging out in park in Newcastle at 16 drinking cider
> crazy drunk friend starts swinging crowbar around
> take crowbar, put drunk friend on train home
> go back to Leazes park, big guy comes over like "do you know who I am?"
> "ner, if I knew who you were I'd have said "hallo, how ya doing hew"
> big guy pulls knife like "do you think you're clever?"
> shit bricks, say "here, take anything you want from my bag"
> Remember crowbar
> lace big guy hard as can
> hole in head, instakill
> hide body in bushes
> don't leave the house for two years
> got away with it
Don't wanna go back to work with the guy today.
>>23082130
Do you believe in love?
I've been looking after my sister's cat
