>you will never be as alpha as Alpha Alfred
Why even live?
What the fuck is an alpha alfred
>>23151271
Remove yourself
>>23151271
Dude he didn't even look at her nipple!
RATE THREAD
don't expect this one to survive either
>>23150823
6.5~7
>>23150823
8.5/10
>>23150831
7/10 not a fan of the smug expression
22 year old sissyboy looking to start an incest family roleplay on kik
Hmu tiffanysquirts2
>>23150511
Well that is the sort of sissyboy I would fuck
>>23150524
Do you have kik?
It's another one of those.
I'd pretty much fuck all of you, to be honest.
>>23150216
chill er' day
>>23150227
cuddle
you're not real, tho
>Be married.
>Be locked in chastity.
>Wife likes to keep me locked and just ignores my sexual needs.
>Help.
My wife lets me out occasionally, but I get no attention in between unlockings. This drives me crazy in the bad way. I'm looking for someone who would like to be a long term chat friend who really enjoys teasing.
My Kik is littlelockedcock, my snapchat is davidydoo88, and my skype is littleandchaste.
I would love to chat about more than lewd. I play hearthstone and mtg. I play Destiny. I will also be receiving a masters degree in May.
>>23150120
does she cuck you?
>>23150128
No actual cucking. I do get to fuck her with our strapon sometimes.
Not looking to chat but in same situation. Wife locked me for cheating (it was either that or divorce). Get out once every two months or so. Sometimes use her vibrator to get off while locked but if she found out she'd be pissed.
Bored, AMA!!
My name is Zoe :)
Kik: Zoekms
>>23150111
Who wins in a fight, Optimistic Prime or Godzilla?
>>23150124
godzilla cx
>>23150124
Fuck. Autocorrect hates the Autobots.
That was supposed to be Optimus Prime
Bored Lonely Lesbian Trans Girl Sub looking for Owner/ Waifu
yeah. it is what is it. im in canda and my forte in sex is ass worship even more than rocking the pussy with my tongue - which i'm awesome at - or sucking girlcock ( which i would appreciate recieving practice at as i've yet to conquer my gag reflex but love enough to crave, balls deep ) and being known from all who would know for sure as giving the world's best foot massage and can do the same for any part of the body you wish just as well.
if you can reach western canada to visit you wouldhave a willing slave in me and one hell of a gracious and conscientious hostess.
if you want me to visit you i have to check off about ten things on a checklist they gave me last time i tried entering the states. if you want me togisit i'll work on those butcan't garantee i'll make otthere because itgarantess nothing but consideration from the border patrol.
P.S: ifyou visit it would be for amonth at leasf unless you prefer stayin a shorter time. i give full body worship to the point ofgivingfull bodytonguebathswith special attention and focus on any area you want. if you're sweaty or unwashed then this is a plus to me and not a minis in any way
>>23149953
kill yourself
>>23149953
>Lesbian
>Trans
You mean straight
>>23149978
no. i tried straight sex with my forst gorlfriend out of obligation. i fuck like a subby dyke and prefer to lick pussy way more than ever using my dick. to be honest the only reason i dont get bottom surgery is from fisinterest in atte tion to my vagina. im a giver only when it cmes to oral sex
signed by someone who has had a blow job several times and only been bored and uncomfortable from it
Small dick thread.Here is my extremely small penis.
Female critics about small dicks are welcome. Humiliation rates also allowed. General humiliation memes and comments to
>>23149894
This is 100% erect by the way
You are a faggot. Half the people on here have dicks way smaller than you and your talking shit on that cock? Don't be a dbag and make the actual small dicked men feel even worse.
Maryland hook up thread
34 m maryland
White Male/35/Baltimore
kik E122080
I'm straight looking for women
For all females 18+ who have an older man fetish...and for the men who love them...
Down to meet, masturbate for you, or chat
43 male kik hardtruth72
I realize there will be fakes...comes with the territory.
Not that old (25) but I love me a hot pile of sexy-crazy
32 M
Into all aspects DDLG
Kik: LazyUsernameIsLazy
I'm 18 and into older men that can take care of me. My kik is lexiec420
GRAND CONTACT THREAD:
Contact Details:
{i.e
Skype:
Kik:
Etc:}
Personal Information:
skype: [email protected]
kik: shangreen.
steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/shannongreen/
tumblr: satans-sphinx.tumblr.com
Personal Information:
24
Male
United Kingdom, Somerset
Bisexual; searching for male for online or offline fun and maybe more.
Like em' with a nice dick, slim. Gamers turn me on. Especially add me if Mediterranean skin 'n cute face.
Skype: lexiec420
Kik: lexiec420
Personal information:
Hi I'm an 18 year old student looking for an older man to be my daddy and take care of me. Write to me via kik and I'll be glad to send more pictures, thanks!! :)
I like female faces.
Show your to me on skype so I can masturbate.
Thanks :D
polloaviariato123
>>23149600
Bamp I guess
>>23149600
Being this delusional hahahah
>>23149764
It has happened before, it will happen again.
There's no need to be upset friend.
Can you guy's rate my body, I'm quite self conscious. Thanks.
You've got a nice face and I like your hair. Some big 'ole titties right there too. I don't know where you're from but your tan is borderline artificial looking. You've got a big of chub on the belly which really isn't a big deal because, honestly, most people do. A lot of guys like a little meat on their women. You've got some nice thick thighs too, which again, a lot of guys like. You're really not my type, I tend to go for the short thin chicks, but honestly you've got no reason to be self conscious. Find yourself a nice guy and hit the gym together if you're really that self conscious. Lose the hips and belly and you'd jump up a point or two in my book. Again though, a lot of guys like thicker women. Just do you.
there's nothing missing... maybe only the proper guy :)
If you've got a nice personality, you're all set for the dating pool.
gif rate thread?
Make a quick gif for rates! Please rate others.
Do you guys say gif or jif?
>>23149442
7 i like your moonface
also i say jif cause that's my favorite peanut butter
>>23149442
6 your glasses block your eyes :(
>>23149523
8 because I like your face and the lighting change is cool
I say gif but I love jif
Hey I was just wondering if any girls here think I'm cute and would like to go on a date sometime? I have never had a girlfriend but my friend who is a girl says I'm cute
>>23149353
not an femanon but you should get a haircut. its either long hair or a beard, not many can pull off both.
>>23149353
Ask her if she'll go on a date with you.
I think you're friend is just trying to be nice
