Critique my profile pls?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/_Gaston_
>>23178477
It's been several years and you still haven't found a girlfriend? At least you took the bit about being the straightest gay man you'll ever meet out of your profile.
>>23178488
I don't do girlfriends, I do FWB's and/or polyamory.
I just like to have the best profile possible.
>>23178508
Good luck with that. You're going to end up lonely as fuck.
Blonde hair girl thread
Natural or dyed
Blonde threads always die :( I'll contribute.
>>23178546
Pretty and I like your glasses
>>23178554
Thank you! I want a new pair same as the ones I have now but it's got a navyblue/pink flower design on the frame.
Am i passable, /soc/?
I've been taking hormones since puberty.
>>23177133
would totes bang and is passable
>>23177133
if you mean that you were assigned male at birth and took puberty blocking hormones and transitioned to female, you look like you're not a day over the age of 14.
also, timestamp
>>23177133
You pass the "I'd fuck you" test.
OK /soc/, I need help. I just started dating this girl, and it turns out that she's had sex with not one, not two, but FIVE men before me. I don't think either of us could truly love each other under these circumstances, and I was considering dumping her. Unfortunately, she knows my mother and I don't want her telling my mom that's why I got rid of her. How would I go about doing this?
>>23176256
fuck her, then dump her telling her she is bad at the sexing - that way she will think you've had it much more than her
>>23176257
That would make me a hypocrite, wouldn't it?
>>23176264
sure, but she wouldn't know it and that's the main thing
Has this been discussed much on Soc?
I know there's lots of things for specific, singular types of bodies and sexes, but there's a combination that's overlooked too much I think.
Tall woman who like short men, and vice versa.
Pic somewhat related.
>>23180483
Anyone else's moronometer just explode?
I knew I should have got the extended warranty.
Anyway, I'm not specifically into tall women, but went out with a really tall girl briefly, it was kind of hot. A nice change, anyway. I'm only average height, so the difference wasn't huge.
My ex's ex apparently had a giant fetish thing going on, which is kind of weird and unfortunate because she was quite short. I feel sorry for people with impossible fetishes like that, it must be so frustrating.
>>23180483
I refuse to believe it!
I know that's what the rhetoric always is, but it doesn't always play out that way. Nobody can resist their call of nature, however it may tick, and BAM you get tall girls and short guys who like each other.
I'm not particularly tall for a girl (5'4.5"), but my boyfriend is very petite. I love how he fits so perfectly in my lap and any article of clothing I own. c':
i dont have any good thread pictures edition
post your discord invite links, ask people for specific ones, whatever
https://discord.gg/talon-demolish-amumu
>>23180282
shit
i forgot that the subject box doesnt work on this board
Make fun of my big fat ugly body please On kik ncbrown93
>>23179430
You're not very fat
You look alright to me
>>23179430
dick length?
Hey, so I've been seeing a new girl and she loves to be a dom. I've always been a dom in the past so the transition to sub is taking a bit.
To help get me in the sub mood, please tell me anything you think, feel, or want to do to my cock. Imagine I'm restrained and its all yours.
I'll post some more pics if theres demand. Anybody can comment, but please, only mention your gender if you're female.
Thanks!
>>23179313
Cut it off. Female
>>23179313
I'd take a long, smooth, stainless steel rod, suck on it until it was nice and slippery, then start to gently fuck your pee hole with it.
>>23179320
Thats some hardcore dom shit lol
Pls no bully soc. If you could only choose if my dick was good or bad, which would it be?
>>23178445
Why are you spamming your penis again? Did you meet a girl or something that will friendzone you?
I like it.
>>23178445
it's good
Tried this on /adv/ but got no replies. TLDR: How to gently take a girls virginity.
Op was:
Need some pointers because I'm kind of a fuck up. This is going to be a long post.
>> Go to bar to chase skirts with my friends and meet up with my guy. no one there but old men and my guy with three chicks. One chick is a drunk native monster with huge tits, one is a land whale and the other is a cute chubby chick, nice ass but a little ratchet looking, all three are wearing the same outfit kind of weird.
I stuck around to throw darts and overhear that the chubby one is loaded. Ask her for her number, she says no, as I'm leaving with my friend she runs to the car and asks me for mine but my Bros were there and that's embarrassing. We proceeded to hit the town but there wasn't anything good to take home.
>>Roll in about 4am and chubby chick added me on facebook. Immediately asks if I want to fuck, drunk as shit, get her address. Show up trashed, throw her onto her bed because what's the point of talking to sluts, fuck her in the ass maybe a little bit too forcefully without consent, leave in a hurry holy shit I was drunk.
Turns out I forgot my cell there. Get there expect the " You raped me " talk but instead she's like the cutest thing I've ever seen when she's not dressed like a ratchet, not angry at all very apologetic, gives the slut excuse of " I usually never do that " whatever. Ask her if she wants to go again, she says no, so I convinced her otherwise and there I find out that cutie is a virgin at the age of 24 hymen and all so I stopped.
That was 4 months ago, since then I've been getting to know her and she's warm, funny as fuck, very forgiving, loving, cares for everyone she meets etc. Bailed me and my three friends out of jail at 3 AM.
I also found out the first sexual experience she had was me shoving her head into the mattress and going full force because I'm the worlds biggest dick.
>>in b4 tiny dick
No, 21 cm, 9 in diameter. Which makes what I did even more fucked up.
I don't know why she is still talking to me but I don't want to fuck this up, she's loaded, let's me do whatever without talking about relationships, cute and a great personality. The cons I've noticed is that when she's sober she's very quiet, shy and timid which is not what I am used to dealing with, homebody nerd types.
TLDR: How do I go about taking her virginity because all I know how to be is rough? pointers to make it less traumatic as possible for her etc
so far toys have been suggested but I'd like to do it myself for obvious reasons just not sure what counts as foreplay, what position, ways to make it hurt less/ be " romantic" etc
24 year old virgin what are the odds though really
Chat thread post you kik and what your looking for . I'll start male 24 australia tripping on acid looking for
People to talk with preferably females . Keen for clean or dirty chat just make it clear what you want :)
What a dumbass Forgot my kik- ymousano
M/22/Aus/Straight
Kik: sajcm
Sc: micahthesexy
Horny girls only. Dirty talk welcomed. Will trade nudes
>>23176897
21/M
Bored and love to meet new friends lol! Up to talk about anything, just msg me. Kik @jdilla414
Post your photo and tell who you will/would vote for in the 2016 presidential election
Not going to vote for president because my vote doesn't really count for anything. Although I will participate in the next vote for Virginia's 11th congressional district representative.
Bernie Sanders is by far the best choice for president.
>>23175309
translation:
bernie sanders says things that sound good and gives me free things
/soc/ I'm looking for some advice. My wife and I have been talking about having a threesome with another woman. We just don't know where to find this other woman. We asked /b/ but it didn't go anywhere. Any suggestions?
>>23173316
>>23173347
More specifically?
>>23173316
Depends on what kind of women you want I guess. If you're looking for a slutty type that has experience, go for a swingersclub. If you're looking for a "decent" girl, go to a festival/club and let your wife do the talking with her outfit and eyes and see which girl might be interested. I wouldnt do it online, too much fakers.
Creating a no limits trade group on kik to post porn. Post names and I'll add you all once there's enough of you
Bcg1992
link76ster
extc89
/dsl/ dick sucking lips
...Just waiting to have my picture uploaded by some cheeky cunt...
>>23179003
Wow! More please
