Can I use my wizard bargaining chip to get a cute/sexy/loli virgin girl that's into anime/cosplay? I'm almost 30, so my wizardry status is almost confirmed.
I've never dated, touched a girl, talked to a girl(other than generic "here, hello, cash please" at the supermarkets). Haven't even have any desire for sex for most of my life. So this is the first time I'm trying to court any random cute loli girl, would this work?
How do people normally court each other? Craigslist? Social network accounts?
Also, I'm almost completely asocial with 1 lifelong friend.
Are you fat? Smelly? Autistic?
>>23193774
I'm 5'11 150 lb fairly average. But yeah, autism.
Would being fat or smelly or autistic disqualify someone from courting a cute loli girl?
>>23193780
>Would being fat or smelly or autistic disqualify someone from courting a cute loli girl?
Yes. It would. It would also disqualify you from courting any girl. You can do something about being fat. You can easily do something about being smelly. And even if you are autistic you can at least try to make some effort.
I feel invisible to girls for a number of reasons. Is it true that my looks are painfully average at most, or would some femanons rate me a little more? I hate the term painfully average but I've been told so a lot and it's really hurt my confidence, mostly cause I'm short too
Try looking more like me
Bro you look fine to me! I may be straight but I can tell you're not some ugly motherfucker lol. I'm short too and have a big ass jew nose, youll be fine, have some confidence and make her smile.
>>23191782
All men think like you. You obsess over your appearance because all you think of is sex 24/7. Men need purged.
IT'S THIS
my last thread for a while so i'll make sure to try and do everyone
I'll peg you all
You plebs :D
New dirty Kik/ Snapchat thread.
Gender, age, what you're looking for
M/18/swap pics & dirty chat with girls
Kik: d.starky18
25/m
wanna chat and trade pics with slutty girls and boys
kik - alwaysup6
m/21/gay/us
kik: fred_babe
Just horny ;)
>>23174244
Not gay but damn
can we get a nude drawthread going?
camwhores, please pose for drawing references
>>23149739
Bump because I think this would be cool as shit
also lemme get that paint over
Yo op is this thread open for another drawfag? I drew a bunch of faces in those other threads but never lewd ones.
Not a kik thread
Not a "rate me X" thread
Not a hook up thread.
This is a chat thread. If you like the other person, exchange kik. If not, don't.
>be friendly
>make some friends.
I am known as Ardy.
I like to listen to EDM, I work in a nursing home as a housekeeper. I like my work.
I'm 20 years old, I stand about 5'7". Maybe an inch or two taller/shorter. I like all kinds of different shows and movies. There's other stuff I could say but I'm lazy.
im doing a presentation in english class on the integration of islam into western europe. i get to read the satanic verses which is cool
>>23194981
All hail Satan and whatnot.
Anyone women wanna have some phone sex or Skype just wanna have a little fun.
Hate to be the 1 to break it to u but that's not a phone.. Note how everything you make a call the TV changes channel
Let's try this out
Dota 2, cs:go, and rocket league. civ 5 maybe
Steam id: http://steamcommunity.com/id/redpandaclaw/
skype: redpandasage. Its the one with the white fluff ball of a dog
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Tazza17
I play csgo, war thunder, payday 2, and borderlands pre sequel
I fucked up i took to many drugs and now nothing feels real and i'm hearing voices. I need advice from anyone who has been through this.(Been sober for weeks now)
>suicide is very real
>insanity is very real
>used to kinda secretly wish for the two now its reality and is not fun in the slightest
What drug what dose
Btw the fact that you can still type means you'll be just fine you're just feeding your own issues most likely a combo of schizophrenia paranoia and depression
This happened to me.
What do you need to know.
I'd recommend a nice warm shower and some calming music maybe a sweet treat and some sleep if you can manage
these feelings may lingerie for awhile just don't feed them cause they can andwill consume you if you believe and feed them if they do stick around detox asap flush your system eat healthy and exercise till they're gone and make sure to stay positive
trust me I went insane for a month to much synthetic pot basically amplified all my mental illnesses but I eventually overcame it with strict exercise organization and diet
Where have the circle jerk crew gone?
>used to think it was cancer
>now see it was the only non cancer on /soc/
gingy is on vacation, he'll be back in a bit~ <3
idk about everyone else
I'm still here, just lurking.
I post less and lurk
Calm down la
Would a nosejob help my face at all?
I am trying to lose weight and save for any kind of surgery that might help my face look better.
You look great, m8. Just lose the weight if you're self conscious about it but you're an 8/10 as is.
>>23194208
Your face is actually super attractive as is. Like, wow.
>>23194025
Ur sexy anyways....;D hope u got a furry chest
Why does everything have to be about sex?
Pretty much every tread is about something sexual or turns sexual in a minute or so.
Is sex the only thing that is on your mind?
I just want to know what goes through your mind. Why do you feel no shame? Do you not feel like this is degrading?
I am beginning to feel like i simply do not belong to this world.
I got no response but I laughed
>>23193883
>This is what happens when you create a Asian beta manlet and let him loose on the world
>>23193883
There is nothing shameful about sex or liking sex.
It is, however, shameful how obsessed with it our society has become. Sex obsession has taken over to the point where it's taking over peoples' minds. Almost everything is about being attractive, seductive, appealing for the purposes of sex. For many people, sex is power, or it's a way of boosting one's ego.
I'm not a person who recommends the other extreme (celibacy) but I do agree that obsessing over carnal desires is to ones' general detriment. Creativity, personal growth, emotional wellbeing all take a backseat to the number one: sex.
Sucks how our biology can rule us so easily.
/mu/+/soc/ thread
Post ITT if your taste is a strong 7 at least.
>>23193205
Well faggot, lets get some genres before I contribute the absolute polished gold that is my music selection.
>>23193992
> Implying you are anything more than an indie loving pleb
Let's only comment on other commenters. Except stunning-hmm girl and fuck-borders guy.
At work listening to some trance
https://youtu.be/nsN98timb8Y
>>23193169
Forgot pic
(Will be back if thread takes off)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPo3WInWvso
My favorite band
/soc/, survey time.
How many women here actually like/enjoy anal?
Is it a fetish for any of you?
>>23189147
Nope, it hurts like buggery
>>23189147
I kind of like it but don't tend to actively seek it out, becuase a lot of effort and discomfort goes with it. But I do find it hot.
Never had sex im a neet introvert
But i got my first toy at 15, and i wanted to wait with the front for a real dick so i tried anal... now addicted :I
