Louisiana thread!
>>23191645
It would surprise me if any others from Louisiana are on here. But at least there's me and you, OP.
>>23192609
I'm ok with that. Three's a crowd.
Sorry to say that I fucked the only girls who ever posted in Louisiana threads and probably ruined it for the rest of you. Apologies, gents. I'm out of the state now, though, so maybe you have a chance.
Try okcupid, though, if you're looking for easy pussy. The sluts down there in the swampland are easy pickings.
Give me your name and I'll add you to the group
Thatguyfromso
Jle1995
anewaeon
/sma/ - """Skinny, Medium & Average Girls Thread"""
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>>23115797
>>23169331
BUDDEMS BLEASE
>tfw imagining Curly hurting and dealing with the stresses of her life
latest pics are gorgeous, Julia
New Skype Thread
Old one is dead
>A/S/L
>Sexual Orientation
>Text / Mic / Cam
>Favorite Music
>Favorite Movies
>Favorite TV Shows
>Favorite Books
>Favorite Vidya
>Interests
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
>What languages do you speak?
>Pic
>Contact Info
>A/S/L
25/penis/Michigan
>Sexual Orientation
str8
>Relationship Status
single
>Text / Mic / Cam
preferably text first
>Favorite Music
Mostly music from the 90s. 8-bit. 60s 70s rock/punk rock. Anime music. My favorite band is Ghost
>Favorite Movies
Terminator 2, Dumb and Dumber, 28 Days Later
>Favorite TV Shows
The Sopranos. Seinfeld. Cowboy Bebop.
>Favorite Books
Mostly just read comic books my whole life
>Favorite Vidya
Final Fantasy 6, Counter Strike. I don't play video games that much.
>Interests
shitposting on the internet. music. conversation
>What boards do you use?
/tv/ - its hilarious. was on /b/ for 10 years but quit months ago due to shit quality.
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
no
>What languages do you speak?
English. Two words in Chinese.
>What are you NOT looking for?
Guys. Boring girls.
>What are you looking for?
Witty clever girls who have a sense of humor and are not easily offending
>Pic
idk senpai
>Contact Info
eweezy.bby
>A/S/L
22/m/South Dakota
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Text / Mic / Cam
Mic and Text
>Favorite Music
EDM, but also country (weird, i know)
>Favorite Movies
Iron man (and most of the marvel movies), I've seen the Indiana Jones movies and enjoyed them, but i'd say Inception is my favorite movie of all
>Favorite TV Shows
All things cartoon network, i enjoy watching Gotham & Archer as well
>Favorite Books
Read Gamer One, Hunger Games,
>Favorite Vidya
Fallout, Elder Scrolls, Guild Wars 2, play a lot of CSGO as well
>Interests
I like to play video games a lot, used to play some minecraft but now i usually play mmorpgs
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
Yes (Prefer under 10 people)
>What languages do you speak?
English (learning spanish atm, but barely know enough to keep a conversation)
>Pic
ermmm, when u add me you'll see it? (duh)
>Contact Info
turzmobine (skype)
>A/S/L
23/m/ohio
>Sexual Orientation
str80 m80
>Text / Mic / Cam
ye/ye/maybe
>Favorite Music
coheed and cambira, sigur ros, ninja sex party, the 1975, wiz khalifa, the wonder years, fall out boy, twenty one pilots, tool, thank you scientist, skrillex, others.
>Favorite Movies
Big Hero 6, My Neighbor Totoro, Ghost in the Shell, Iron Giant, The Cat Returns, How To Train Your Dragon/2
>Favorite TV Shows
Ghost in the Shell, NCIS, House, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Star vs the Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yonder
>Favorite Books
lol
>Favorite Vidya
Okami, Link Between Worlds, MGS3, Undertale, Portal/2
>Interests
Music, rubik's cubes, vidya to an extent
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
i'm gonna say no since i'm in a lot
>What languages do you speak?
english
>Pic
>Contact Info
raptor-jeezus
I just want a woman to masturbate with me via webcam. Anonymously. How do you guys do this? Pic related, this is the penis I will be using to masturbate.
>>23209713
>How do you guys do this?
It's usually not as easy as just asking. You have to spend hours and hours, sometimes day, hunting for the right girl who's just desperate and vulnerable enough to fall for whatever trick you're using.
A pretty easy way is to just pretend to be a girl, but that's only easy in terms of getting a girl to say yes. Actually pretending to be a girl in a convincing way is more and more difficult as time goes on.
Alternatively, just offer money. If you don't want to pay, tell them you'll pay halfway through the session. Then just come and bail on them. Any girl who's stupid enough to whore herself out online will also be stupid enough to fall for this trick.
Happy hunting, dude. This has been my hobby for over a decade now. I've seen hundreds, if not thousands, of girls doing whatever I want on a webcam. The 10/10s make all the hogs worth it.
I have a real dilemme /soc/.
I've had this puppy for the last four months. She's now 7 months old. She's always been a good dog - I try not to be a lazy dog owner, make sure she gets what she needs. Sometimes I think she doesn't get enough exercise but we try to balance it out w lots of yard time.
...except she has learned to climb the fence like a tiny human... And she'll run around and won't come back. So I got a lead. She won't use the bathroom on a lead or a leash. She'll be out there for an hour and still come inside and shit on the carpet.
Im worried. Her running away is a safety concern at this point and I own this house so stinky carpets can't happen /: wat do
i really didn't want to use it, but i bought one of those shock collars. i had it in the cupboard for years. i had a border collie who would literally try to herd the vehicles on the road, and i couldn't stop and i cried every time he ran towards the road.
one day, he was very close to being hit. in a heartbroken rage, i opened up the package, put the collar on him, and we went back outside
he started running towards the road, i made it beep. he stopped for a second, and then kept going, so i gave him a quick zap at about half power. he didn't react physical as far as jumping or yelping, but he did stop moving towards the road. when he started going again, i simply made it beep and he listened to me.
from then on, after that single emotional zap, he was trained by the beep. if he went towards the road, i made it beep and he'd come right back to me. for about 6 months he had the beep training, after that, i tried taking him out without the collar at all, and he listened perfectly to me
it was hard to do to my boy but i really found it worth it
>>23209167
Is that your dog submitting to the cat?
And I'm on board with the shock collar idea. He won't hold it against you if that's one of your concerns.
Also don't let him until he eliminates outside. And make a big deal out of it when he does.
>>23209167
how high is the fence/what material? is your dog left unattended in your yard? for how long?
>>23209259
>shock collars
really a bad idea. if the dog gets shocked and runs out of the perimeter in a panic (most do), they cannot get back in without being shocked either. and it's a very quick and easy way to create collar sensitivities, which is how bites happen
did you have a properly fenced yard? it sounds like you didn't honestly. did you contact a reputable trainer before resorting to the shock collar?
Anyone in Poland want to meet up? 32 yr old male here
>>23208961
Dawaj do kanady na Browara !
26 M Katowice
>>23208961
There was a polish girl in sugar daddy thread, if you can afford her. Pretty too.
If you can't afford her, make enough money to the point where you can with your time instead of trying to get laid with no $$$
If I spent the time trying to get laid that I did working I would never get laid now
Get in here.
B1u3b0x
John.west1
Down for anything, all genders & sexualities welcome
>23yo submissive sissy on hrt.
>5'9" 150lbs
>big hard budding nipples
>disproportionately large big fat squishy ass
>extra tiny sissy clit
Dress up... Look it my legs. I wish I could bring myself to wear embarrassing girls clothes in public
>>23208172
>>23208176
would fuck/10
We all know /soc/ is the tumblr of 4chan
But right now I need tumblr
My sister is crazy. The Family spent almost 7 grand flying me and my brothers out to Florida to bring her back. She was being detained at a police station. She was breaking windows trying to enter houses. She was missing for almost an month prior with no contact. All her possessions including her phone and laptop and passport, she threw out.
We have her home but she is talking complete nonsense. Universal flow and causality. Stating "flow" of the Universe directs her. All that she did was because planning ahead is resisting flow. To simply allow what will be what will.
I have no fucking clue how to deal with this. Family is incredibly religious and is already attacking this as a possession. I am scared she will just leave and wander around aimlessly if confronted with an exorcism.
We have a head doc lined up but what do I do in the meanwhile? Watching a movie leads to her pointing out her the characters are using "flow" and other endless mental off shoots. I am scared /soc/.
Please prove your sissy faggotry at least has some upsides.
>>23208143
Tumblr of 4chan...it's sad but true...
Sorry lad, Can you condense that I can't read it all due to my retarded eyes.
>>23208143
Head doc lined up is the best you can do.
Try to keep her entertained, humor her, just keep her from getting bored and going and doing more of the same shit.
Nothing less than professional help is going to make this better. Of note: Being scared isn't helping either. Take some long deep breaths, ask /x/ or /fit/ about some meditation plans for calming, drink some tea, whatever you need to do to chill and keep your head clear.
It may help if you can secure some information about psychiatric disorders and their effects to show to your family. Any conscionable holy man would still point you to a shrink, it'll be better for everyone if you convince them to skip that step entirely.
>>23208143
sounds like a girl i knew who had a manic depressive breakdown.
treat her like someone on a bad trip, with gentleness and safety.
ultimately she will get a lot of heavy meds and it will help.
don't waste time on parsing her actual "insights", they are pretty typical and not that meaningful in terms of the details.
Anyone near Fort Wayne IN looking for a bum roommate to clean up after you/suck your dick? Don't have many places to go atm and getting kinda desperate, would only stay a few months. Post your skype if interested for some reason
>>23207249
Female?
Please, dear god, be female.
>>23207249
You do realize shelters exist right?
830pm is not a difficult curfew to keep
>>23207302
I have a dick but I identify as female though I imagine that's not what you're looking for :/
hey whats up guys?
>>23206641
well we have had a jump in the number of long haired faggots posting recently. how are you anon?
>>23206646
oh man im glad i deleted that pic and noone saw it. meant to post a selfie
>>23206659
:^)
forced to drink water tell your stomach swells.
>>23206558
Why does this annoy me?
When i was eighteen It really use to turn me on to find strangers online and ask to be there cam slave.
This one time my master made me drink big glasses of water over and over
Wisconsin thread because this state is boring
f/608
born and raised in milwaukee...currently living in san diego. I do miss it though
stevens point checking in
23 m
>>23206226
M/20/414
I've got no bus money but I do have a half bottle of 100 prf bourbon
Hey /soc/. Young recently realised Trans-Man (Pre-Everything) here looking for people to talk to me. Whether it's me asking questions about being trans to you or vise versa doesn't matter to me. Very willing to talk/debate. Doesn't even have to be about my gender, to be honest. I'm just very excited about it, personally. Here are some pics to those who may be interested in order of oldest to newest;
