Song assumption thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTiQ75HY0DA
I'll stick around for a bit and make witty assumptions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc98u-eGzlc
>>23231594
ohh i cant listen to in flames bc of an ex
im not sure
people are surprised by your personality when they get to know you
you should also post another pic one day
New kik group. Every time you bust a nut, you post a link to whatever made you cum in the group. Post kik names and I'll add you
_danny_sexbang_
Crisanrey1
>Still a virgin and I turn 19 in may
>Its the greatest thing in existence and I'm missing out big time
>I'm a loser for being one and thus missing out big time
>Missing out big time makes me hyper-desperate to get laid
>I'm a thirsty fuck boy for trying in everything I do to get laid
>Being a thirsty fuck boy makes the vast majority of girls not want me
>That only makes me more desperate
Its like a nightmare I can't wake up from.
>>23229496
>Its the greatest thing in existence and I'm missing out big time
>>23229496
why don't you spend one month focusing on everything BUT getting laid, and see what happens. maybe it will shake the cosmos and some girl will try to suck your dixk
>>23229496
You remind me of Beavis.
Join our Kik group, anything goes and we already have a few people sharing, more to come if others share as well
>>23228201
Bump
I can't scan rn add me dietz213213
leerogersss
>Growers vs Showers
>be me, be student
>be winter time
>be going to sauna in the halls of residence
>mixed and you have to go in naked policy because yuroop
>See some nice tities
>not nearly as impressive as some of the guys junks size
>imightbekindahomo.wav
>feel immidiately insecure about my size
>fast forward to january
>be on a nofap
>can't take it, fuck it let's install tinder
>match
>plan meetup
>she wants the D
>be nervous, go back to mine grab some wine
>nervousness continues
>only been with my ex before
>dat ED
>young girl she's 18 I'm 22
>takes of her clothes, start making out
>grabs for muh dick
>soft af
>"You're not hard? WTF?" the dissapointment on her face
>I don't know I might be a little drunk heh
>consider an heroing next morning
>She for some reason really wanted the D
>booty calls me later in the week, comes home on saturday morning
>Morning wood, more relaxed now
>Literal porn video reaction Oh my god you're so big and hard
>hump
>7/10 sex, better than with ex on a bad day
>pillow talk "that was surprising I was sure you were a grower not a shower but i wasn't expecting that big of a difference"
>Only had been with my ex before her and we both lost our virinity to one another, so her "you're big" compliments weren't really compliments
>curious if tinder girl was just being nice or meant it
>look it up take my measurements, actually well above average when erect, not at all when flacid
Are you growers or showers anons?
What do you think is better femanons?
Wow factor, or surprise factor?
Grower here. Goes from around 3.5" to 7-8".
It's great if I'm already hard when getting down to business, but I have had some horrible hookups when I've been drunk and flopped out this tiny shrivelled thing sooner than I should have.
>>23227630
Showers are great imo, especially uncut
just a small fucking dick. But thats why i have toys.
UK thread!
Hook ups and contact welcomed.
21/m. North east
kik The_Third_Man
Game for anything, come try me.
Get in here if you want to fight, fuck or generally be a wee fanny.
Get in here my brythonic brethren
howay ya fkn fannys yave got nee craic lyk
>>23227388
>Ireland
No Tumblr Thread
Post Username
Follow & Get Followed
http://xemnex.tumblr.com/
>>23226344
halfwaytothestarss.tumblr.com
Music and stuff
http://postmetakolsti.tumblr.com/
Original creative writing, hot opinions, art, music soon
Gleadhill.tumblr.com
I Post anime, tv shows, movies, wrestling, always sunny, parks and rec, the office, just general things i find funny or really weird/interesting. I post some nsfw, mostly girls bums.
i follow all back.
even if you follow me, try me out for a week and unfollow me because im not your kind of blog, ill keep following you.
Why are people who work on fast food or kitchen/restaurant settings always whores or always trying to hook up with each other?
>>23223864
No fucking clue. Haven't done a job like that in over a decade.
>>23223864
Because our jobs suck so we need a distraction
>>23223864
can confirm notion as a guy who almost never gets laid i fucked 2 girls in a 4 month span working for Wendy's during the recession. in my 30's
Post Snapchat Usernames and Snapcodes along with ASL. Please only post your own and no one else's
24/m/Pennsylvania
Bromayhu
Anyone can add me, down for random shit.
Christinarat
18/f/East coast
I post cute stories and pls send selfies
24/m/GA
neeeesh19. send me random things.
/FROZEN/ In Eternal Midlife Crisis Edition
Eternal OP here, 27/m/NYC
NYC/East Coast: How's everyone preparing for Snowpocalpyse 2016?
Everyone Else: Remember to not be a creepo, shamelessly beg for attention, or hit on young people because you're old and desperate. This thread is for Reasonable Discussion and Advice, [and finding your milf-fu].
>>23198653
26 F NJ. Prepping by warming my bed up, OP.
>>23198770
OP here,
Shopping was a mess today. It lapsed my mind while I was out and grabbing a routine stock up until I turned to the line and found it at the back of the store. Had a good laugh at all the panic-striken old ladies and baby's first blizzard looking kids who must have parents breathing hype into them.
Also stocked up on booze and wine in case it gets cold enough to need it.
>warming up my bed
Nice electric blanket, fempal.
25/m here, I started balding severely three months ago. I finally feel that my age is catching up with me, I feel tired and bored every second.
Let's have a real horny snapchat thread if you're horny and you wanna share nudes with someone post your snapchat and what you're looking for
duartesloth
fucking alpha m8
18
not a faggit
looking for horny girls to share pics
19/M/Denmark
Add me on: Pmp1995
Share your dick with me :3
YO 22 year old GUY
I FUCKING LOVE VAGINAS, AND TITS, AND ASS
IF YOU WANT SOME HIT ME UP @
alexbritelo123
Rate each other only using words!
I'll go first
just kill me
>>23229760
Get rid of the cheekfat and you're set mate.
>>23229769
Yes.
Skinny guys post ITT
> post stats, post dick if asked, critique, rate, etc.
bump
come on fuckers I know you're out there
5'5", 102-110 lbs, and as you can see, skinny as hell.
>>23200832
u continue to be beautiful
>>23200862
can u take a pic which shows your height better pls?
ITT we post our Tinder URLs and rate each others profiles.
I'll start.
https://www.gotinder.com/@jwadie
Thoughts/criticism would be much appreciated
>>23160231
>>23160231
Seen this on last thread. Think the hair pulling thing is a bit much but 8/10. Hown is it working for yah?
Also mine: I have like no pictures of myself. Can probably find a couple old ones...
>>23160482
Same, i have absolutely no photos aside from these 3.
How tall are you?
Bbw lover room. Must be over 20
Knuffy57
Why the fuck would I need to give you a pic upon entry? This is /soc.. I'm obviously as ill as you are
bighuskydoug
