Terrible things that you have done or liked that you would never admit out loud? I kind of liked it when my best friend cried for me the other day when I admitted to him about my suicidal thoughts. I've never had anyone cry for me and it felt good to know that someone cared for me that much. At the same time, I am a shit person for enjoying something like that.
When I was living with my old roommate, I had a wireless mouse. Once the strip on my debit card stopped working, I had no way to purchase things in person and it was a long way home to go get a new one and I was lazy. So, over the course of a few months, I had siphoned ~30 of the 50 batteries of my roommates industrial sized duracell pack and replaced them with useless batteries and putting the dead batteries in the sides of the case and leaving the fresh ones in the middle.
I ended up moving out before he ended up using the rest of the fresh ones but I feel terrible about the deed.
Zack, I am sorry. I owe you like 30 batteries homeskillet
>>23298094
>kek
Just buy him a new pack.
>>23298167
Actually lost contact with him :/
He's pretty off the grid, no facebook or anything
So.. I might be taking my first dick tomorrow. Any suggestions? M20 btw
Remember to say no homo so it isn't gay
don't forget to tell "TIMBER"
Its a bit rude to take someone's dick.
Couldn't you just let him fuck you?
>no OkCupid thread
Post, rate, bully, etc.
www.okcupid.com/profile/UselessFatass
>Don't call yourself UselessFatass.
>Your third picture is your best. Use that one or one like it.
>It doesn't matter if you're a huge failure. Make no mention of it.
>Make some comment about wanting to lose weight and that you're looking for a gym partner.
You're attractive. Just ignore your flaws.
I suppose no girls lurk here, but may fortune surprise me and may hope live enough for me to wait.
So, here I am:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile
European here.
okc isn't the most prevalent dating website but people use it since it's free and not that bad.
However I keep coming across crazy girls who talk about open relationships and stuff.
Is it the same in the rest of the world or they're just crazy here?
New crush thread?
Post your crushes anons!
>inb4 Nigger nosed bitch from Finland self posts 20 times
The girl in this vid is adorable
3 RPGS FOR PLAYSTATION 2 THAT I WANT TO MAIL Y'ALL
Its the same game, but you didnt need to know that, really! (o_O) I bought them myself, although, there was obviously no question of that.. 'member now, 3 game copies, for any gamer male who posts his address.
NUMERICAL CORRECTION. 1 MAILED OUT. TWO REMAINING.
CONDITIONS: worse quality for the gamer male who posts last, thats very poor but thats the sad reality.
>>23297778
i dont care about getting it for free, but im interested in what the game is.
No reply, really.
some pissing pics/vid?
only girls please
bump. because i belive one day there will be a pissing girl again
New dick r8 thread!
Mid fap from last night
Photos of naked asses.
Only girls please.
>>23297608
Nice, do you have more of that?
>implying this thread is going to be anything other than a mass file dump
Glasses thread.
For those anons blessed with the vision of a mole, but the intelligence of a supercomputer. Well, presumably anyway.
And yes I'm posting again, hi and hello
Will probably re-enter the thread when a gril starts stealing my (You)s
>glasses=intelligence
kek
Post up sugarbutts.
I'd post mine but I had to get rid of it in order to not be unemployed.
I miss it though. The girls loved it but weren't so hot for my empty wallet.
needs a trim but whatever
Femanons, would you date me?
> 20/M
> Neuroscience student
>Has Depression
>Very insecure about looks
>likes to talk a lot
>loyal
>Never had a proper gf
Even just based on looks? What would you change about me. How can I become attractive to women?
Also, will post picture of myself without facial hair after. Tell me what you think looks better
>>23297297
Better?
>>23297368
Camera angles won't save you. Lose fat, fatty
>>23297391
Am working on it bitch
I'm looking for someone who can Skype me every night before I go to bed
I just like to chat before I go to sleep, that's all!
don't care if you're way older (I don't mind if you're male, female, cis, or lgbt)
skype: zootube365.com (edgy I know)
bump me because im a drunk male
Do you girls like shaved/bald guys?
>>23297033
Bump
>>23297033
>>23297271
No, grow a beard.
>>23297332
No.
Anybody in the Eastern Iowa area or Iowa in general?
Im here in Dubuque.
Des Moines here! I don't know why there aren't more Iowans on here.
>>23297032
Coralville REPRESENTING!!!!! Not letting this die on us, its all we have </3
I'm from DSM.
I would like a friend, somebody I can talk to a lot and who understands what it's like to be alone. I'm 20/M, looking for F preferably as I've never really had any females friends. I don't care if it's dirty but something clean works, somebody who can be there when I'm down and somebody I can be there for. I know this is a huge long shot but.. I'm pretty depressed, got no friends irl due to my location, no gf and am alone almost all the time. Please talk to me :(
(Pic related, it's me. I'm not the most attractive person but I'm trying to work on it. Don't turn me down because I look bad:( )
>>23297014
my skype is elly.anderson2
Kik Pacram
I forgot to add my details before
>>23297014
Nobody? Am I really that repulsive
