Assume thread
assume away
>>23348217
I rarely struggle with this but I have no fkn idea lol.. Way too generic . you like to work out sometimes and you're a uni student
>>23348217
Can down a pint in one go
>>23348256
Doesn't like squats.
WOULD YOU FUCK THREAD
>[le hypothetically bisexual and single disclaimer]
no
>>23345750
yea
>>23345751
nah
bdsmtest . org
>Take test
>post results
>???
>profit
18/f
99% Submissive
83% Primal (Prey)
83% Girl/Boy
82% Degradee
82% Brat
80% Pet
78% Slave
76% Masochist
69% Rope Bunny
53% Experimentalist
41% Ageplayer
25% Exhibitionist
16% Voyeur
15% Vanilla
7% Non-monogamist
6% Sadist
2% Daddy/Mommy
2% Degrader
1% Rigger
1% Brat Tamer
1% Master/Mistress
1% Owner
1% Dominant
1% Primal (Hunter)
0% Switch
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=1370848
21/m tfw
96% Rope Bunny
95% Primal (Prey)
94% Submissive
92% Degradee
91% Switch
87% Primal (Hunter)
83% Pet
83% Experimentalist
82% Brat
72% Degrader
70% Rigger
62% Vanilla
60% Brat Tamer
60% Voyeur
55% Daddy/Mommy
50% Owner
48% Slave
45% Dominant
43% Girl/Boy
38% Master/Mistress
37% Masochist
24% Exhibitionist
16% Sadist
8% Non-monogamist
5% Ageplayer
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=1435134
20/m
98% Degradee
97% Slave
96% Submissive
93% Switch
76% Rope Bunny
76% Experimentalist
73% Pet
70% Masochist
66% Non-monogamist
61% Degrader
60% Rigger
57% Dominant
56% Master/Mistress
45% Owner
44% Brat Tamer
43% Vanilla
36% Brat
35% Girl/Boy
35% Voyeur
34% Sadist
31% Exhibitionist
30% Ageplayer
29% Daddy/Mommy
8% Primal (Prey)
7% Primal (Hunter)
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=1465180
Sexy Dress Thread
I love it when girls wear dresses with those really high leg slits, femanons if you have any dresses like this shows us your best pose while wearing it, the sexier the better
Self bump
non-OP bump here
bring on the long legs and high cuts
>>23336097
fuck
Bring your fetish here
>>23326040
21/M/bicurious/usa
>Small penis humiliation
>cock comparison (only if female parter is comparing mine to either Ex or friend)
honestly not even that small. completely average. it's just fun.
>>23326040
21/M/bi/Canada
Into trans. But only as a fetish. Which I know makes me sound like a prick, sorry.
Also, I'm black and I occasionally enjoy race play.
I like to pretend I'm a 12-14 year old girl on the internet
Eventually, I get some 20~ year old internet boyfriends
Then I cuck them by telling them I had sex with a friend, but that I didn't wanted to, or stuff like that
Kentucky thread!
32 M 270
Not looking for anything in particular, just not interested in dicks.
iamthisguyhere
>>23359461
lots of turtles in Kentucky?
>enjoy this song for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo
>>23359480
Lots of snapping turtles in ponds, yeah. Had several small ones for pets growing up.
>>23359490
I mean like other ones box turtles and spotted turtles. Snapping turtles are everywhere their is even one in my room
Do Craigslist hookups actually work? I've tried 30 ads by this point and haven't gotten a single response.
So, I actually got these tips from another guy, but here's what I've done to find some success:
Reply to W4M ads within ~20 minutes. Those poor chicks get absolutely flooded with replies, so the earlier you get in the better. You can flag the post after you've sent it to cut down on the competition, but that will also make you the cancer.
Don't be hurt if they don't respond. Like most everything in life, don't be hurt when people ignore you. Just keep working towards someone who'll notice you (and let you plow them).
Take what you can get. You'll find diamonds, but you'll also find pigs. Just enjoy the animalistic, frantic and degrading fucking.
When you're replying to an ad, don't send dick pics unless they request it. Instead, send a quality body shot (which doesn't even have to be nude).
As for writing ads, I'm just beginning to explore this. So far, it seems like writing a real panty-soaker, with your target audience in mind, is the best way to do this. I actually do have cock pics in mine, but I think the conventional wisdom is a tasteful headless nude works best.
I dunno', I just wrote an ad last night. One of my first. Ended up getting a couple replies, and both are pretty big girls. But hey, I guess that's not bad for a first time.
>>23358636
Thanks!
Are pictures a must when sending replies/putting up ads?
>>23358914
I hooked up today with some girl from C/L i'd only been trying for like 3 days. She wasn't the prettiest girl in person but she was down to fuck in the mall bathroom.
Pictures are definitely a must though.
OREGON THREAD!
19/m/503 in Portland
kik: kevfrankel
Just moved here, looking for fun people to hang out with
29/f/503
Kik Oliver..clothesoff
Just looking for conversation. Don't wanna see your dick..
>>23352604
>>23352679
visiting for 6 days, meeting with a HS friend and another soc person
29m, not looking to hook up
kik howaitopanpukin
28/f/503
anyone else excited to see atdi on jun 6? i'm going with my bf. too bad it's at the crystal ballroom tho
Survey Time!
>gender
>sexual orientation
>relationship status
>age
>location
>birthplace
>ethnicity
>religion
>believe in god?
>believe in ayys?
>favorite hobbies?
>favorite movies/tv/books?
>favorite games?
>favorite color?
>support abortion?
>support feminism?
>believe in ghosts?
>closest to death you've been?
>ever been in a car crash?
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
>favorite color?
>favorite animal?
>how often do you fap?
>shower before sex/oral?
>shower morning or evening?
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
>if you could have one wish?
>favorite memory?
>biggest regret?
>worst memory?
>life goal?
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
>favorite 4chan boards?
>favorite subreddits?
>favorite website?
>favorite historical person?
>favorite topics/subjects?
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
>are you happy with your life?
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
>job/school/neet?
>are you autistic?
>any cool fact about yourself?
>biggest accomplishment?
>did you enjoy this survey?
>picture
>contact info
>>23351002
Survey Time!
>gende
M
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
20
>location
UK
>birthplace
UK
>ethnicity
White british
>religion
Devout agnostic
>believe in god?
Who knows
>believe in ayys?
Why not
>favorite hobbies?
Reading, gaming, playing/listening to music
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Coen Bros films, Tarantino, low budget British cinema/documentaries, cooking shows, BBC4/Nabokov, Tolkein, Post modern shit, scifi
>favorite games?
Tony Hawks underground, Megaman Battle Network 3, tetris DS, pokemon series, mario series, mirrors edge
>favorite colour?
Mint green
>support abortion?
Yeah
>support feminism?
The ideals but not the label
>believe in ghosts?
No
>closest to death you've been?
Miles away
>ever been in a car crash?
Nah
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
>favorite colour?
Still mint green
>favorite animal?
Ocean Sunfish
>how often do you fap?
Too often, nearly daily
>shower before sex/oral?
Not always
>shower morning or evening?
Either/both
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Of course
>if you could have one wish?
Love ~
>favorite memory?
Truely don't know
>biggest regret?
Friend's GF
>worst memory?
Ditto
>life goal?
To live
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
You lot/you guys (not exactly sure what you're asking)
>>23351204
>What do you call the area of grass between the pavement and the road?
Never even thought of this
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes/sometimes/I've done weed before but not any more
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone that hates everything as much as me
>favorite 4chan boards?
/x/, /lit/, /wg/, /s/
>favorite subreddits?
N/A
>favorite website?
Probs 4chan as sad as it us
>favorite historical person?
Maybe Lenin
>favorite topics/subjects?
History
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Me
>are you happy with your life?
Adequately
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
A roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Too long, about 2007 or 8
>job/school/neet?
Uni
>are you autistic?
I don't think so
>any cool fact about yourself?
Can solve a rubiks cube in about 30 seconds
>biggest accomplishment?
;_;
>did you enjoy this survey?
I love surveys
>picture
No
>contact info
Why?
>gender
I have lady bits
>sexual orientation
Str8
>relationship status
semi open relationship
>age
22
>location
tn
>birthplace
VA
>ethnicity
blanco
>religion
christian ish ish
>believe in god?
umm
>believe in ayys?
ayy
>favorite hobbies?
cooking reading sports
>favorite movies/tv/books?
movies- wolf of wallstreet, green street hooligans, lego movie, star wars tv- Sons, modern family, GoT, Archer, south park, beyond scared straight books- go ask alice, unwind, GoT, wicked
>favorite games?
Killzone CoD Slycooper WoW
>favorite color?
crimson
>support abortion?
Yes but not as birthcontrol
>support feminism?
not this free bleeding, armpit dying bullshit
>believe in ghosts?
Yes
>closest to death you've been?
nothing close
>ever been in a car crash?
several
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
nope
>favorite animal?
wolf /dog
>how often do you fap?
hardly ever
>shower before sex/oral?
not always
>shower morning or evening?
morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Not every single time
>if you could have one wish?
Free from any laws
>favorite memory?
no one specific time, I look at my life more in a whole perspective
>biggest regret?
Getting so sloppy drunk at certain times
>worst memory?
ummm probably ones I can remember
>life goal?
Leave the world in a better place
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
yall, you all, yinz
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
median
Ohio Thread
M/21/330 akron canton area
Kik: talljack21
skype: jacksprat1111
>>23348682
I as well sir. high school?
ITT: Post a pic of yourself and others tell you what kinda wrestler you'd be
>>23357241
The Executioner. Sort of like a Kane/Undertaker type, but with a contract killer kind of twist. Heels (managers, executives, etc. who aren't physically imposing) "pay" you to take care of other wrestlers. You never speak, kinda like Jason Voorhees or something.
>>23357241
the shockmaster
would any girls here like to start an idol / aidoru group with me? doing covers of cute vocaloid/j-pop songs and the like!
>just let me live my teenage dream orz
How do I even contact you?
Being a virgin and cute is a requirement. Gomen
Wow, this is weeby.
What makes a good pic for a guy? Indoors or out? Smiling or not smiling? What kind of lighting? What kind of back ground?
>>23354698
That pic is decent, add a hint of a smile and the tiniest bit of eyebrow raise
>>23355091
I have a bunch of variants saved but I can go back to the same spot and try again if I have to
I gotta use a program to edit that fucking pimple out
Post your profile and judge other posters personality by looking at their profile.
Muh profile. Judging other as soon as they appear.
>>23353648
Mountain lumberjack who fights zombies.
Beard thread brothers!
Men with beards are master race.
xposting since i've come out of lurking for the day
>>23332780
def stop trimming the stach braj
