OFFICIAL JOB APPLICATION THREAD
i just got a raise at my job, so i'm offering a job to any of you NEETs that wish to make a bit of cash. also if anyone else wants to put a listing up you can do so in this thread.
job description:
>official job title: "snuggle buddy / personal assistant"
>pay: minimum wage (about $8/hr, will be deducted from my pay for every hour i work, usually 7hrs/day 5x a week)
>only $150/mo will be taken out of your check for food/rent
>you must live in my room and sleep in my bed next to me every day
>don't steal/pawn my stuff
>be my friend
>help out a bit, maybe clean or something
>you must be willing to relocate obviously
>you can pretty much do whatever you want while i'm at work, play vidya, shitpost, take classes, or even get another job
>sex is not necessary, but i get to kiss you on the face and neck (i will only kiss your lips if you're OK with it)
perks/benefits:
>i have a nice PC with controllers and a 42" TV but you can bring a console if you prefer that
>daily rations of adderall, xanax, tobacco, and weed. basically as much as you want [within reason of course]
>i have a car and you can use it if i'm not at work
>public transit here is amazing, you could use my old student ID and get on the bus free
>you're 1 mile away from a major uni, a top ranked in the state and one of the top 20 in the country. also pretty close to a decent community college with a transfer program
>i will do a lot of cooking and buy a fuckton of food
>if you're not a US citizen we can get a sham marriage and you could become a US citizen via that method
>1 free qt3.14 boyfriend that will always take care of you
***** I'M LOOKING FOR BIOLOGICAL FEMALES -- BUT IF YOU'RE A PASSABLE TRAP OR VERY CUTE FEMBOY I COULD MAKE AN EXCEPTION *****
ONCE AGAIN, we will not be having sex (unless you want it) this is for snuggling/friendship.
post contact details or any questions ITT. i am a 22 year old white male, average build not even ugly just introverted
>>23379612
Can you post a picture of your face please
>>23379612
how do we know you are not a psycho, gonna rape when passed out or force to do weird shit?
and why this? you wont get real friendship/affection with this
This is r9k level desperate if I've ever seen it.
Clean snapchat thread.
Not a dirty thead. this is for people who want more people to send random snaps to, more viewers to their stories or just people to chat. THIS IS CLEAN.
I add back every single person who adds.
thejameson94
F/21
>>23378762
27/m
Currycraft
Just random snaps
>>23378794
Ow i'ts thejamesson94
Lonely? Bored? Need background noise?
Bote here! Discord and Chill is looking for some pals for these long nights. We play lots of games together and do other cool fun stuff, so join us, k?
Also @mention "Kats-eezy" for free games. ^_^
Gonna go ahead and throw out the invite for you cuties: https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvHIKMtA
Here is some stuff you can talk about in the thread so we can get to know you!
>Discord Name
>Favorite Games
>Favorite Film Genre
>Hobbies
>Are you a rad chad???
>Do you like my dog?
>Anything Else?
xth for posting lewd in main chat
>Discord Name
Bote
>Favorite Games
Binding of Isaac, FFXIV, Kirby games, Splatoon
>Favorite Film Genre
SciFi and Mystery
>Hobbies
Being too rad
>Are you a rad chad???
Hell yeah
>Do you like my dog?
He's cute. Here's his picture
>Anything Else?
e
>Discord Name
seanyc123
>Favorite Games
Xcom 2 atm
>Favorite Film Genre
Crime and drama
>Hobbies
Films, vidya, cigars
>Are you a rad chad???
Absolutely not
>Do you like my dog?
How did he get trapped in this crystal?
>Anything Else?
Absolutely not
NC Thread, lets do this.
yo, Ashevegas here
919 m here
30/m/919
bicurious
skype - gabe.newell3
Short girls thread. 5'3 and under
5'4 best hight
im 5'1
>>23371917
Well I'll accept that... More please?
>>23371921
Same with you. How about a full body pic?
new trap thread
hello!
>>23371712
dammit Jess. Why do you live in the wrong part of the UK?? ;-;
>>23371719
i am afraid im not even living in the uk right now!
/boob/ - Boob General
>Post, critique, rate and discuss boobs
females only!
Are you new? Timestamp please!
from:>>23333117 (deleted)
Let's get some fresh posters in here. Cmon ladies, don't be shy.
Yes please!! Ladies.....
Found my bra from when I was 4-5
Wow have I grown
I AM A GIRL not a man in makeup.
Do you have a look that makes people think you are the opposite sex? How does that make you feel?
Discuss androgyny itt
Hello folk punk waifu
>>23368921
either way you look good.
>>23368921
Well I like your face... I'm a guy and i look kinda androgynous but girls definitely dislike it
Hey /soc/, what's your opinion on black women? Like would you date one? Or just have sex with them? Or are you just repulsed by them?
I was just wondering cause I read an article this morning about this woman who traveled overseas and men were more accepting in places like Europe than in America. And this is sort of true in my own experience also.
>>23361692
Depends solely on the woman in question tbqh. I'd date one, for sure, especially if she's chill. I don't really have any racial preferences be it white or black or otherwise.
>>23361724
It seems I always meet guys that have some sort of black women fetish, or the guys that think we're worth like nothing. Rarely do I meet guys that are just whatever about it.
I'm from Europe, I like women generally so if she's black/white/furry, I don't care as long as I
find her attractive.
I guess my opinion would be black women are marginalised twice so they might A. have a chip on their shoulder B. be really strong and assertive C. a victim
so basically their personality might be a bit different to white women because they might suffer sexism and racism.
/bgt/
Big Girls' Thread!
Post your big, soft, naked bodies! Newcomers welcome and encouraged!!
Don't contactfag, applies to everyone. If you're new, we'll think you're fake without a timestamp. If it's your first time in this particular thread, its good manners to timestamp just to establish identity
Female pics only!
Old Thread >>23319070
Meh.
>>23358838
if you're going to start the thread go ahead and start showing us tits.
obviously if you started it you want to camewhore. so do the camwhore thing.
>continue
>>23358838
OH HI!!
hows you going sweetie?
dat rack is looking great, and dose lips are looking greater.
/sbt/ - small breast thread
Females Only
TIMEstamp if new
NO contactfagging
>which means no asking for skype/snap/kik etc.
From >>23302730
>>23354603
Doobz proceed...
bump for Termi
>No Termi Hijab.
>No Termi legging tearing and butt spreading.
>Camwhore promises memes.
Termi why? ;_;
New dirty snap chat thread. Post your snap chat accounts and what you're looking for!
id: jay_y97
looking for anything desu bored af
20/M/bi
Pretty horny right now
Gunv96
25/m/straight
Carpetinspecter
/sma/ 2016 - Skinny, Medium & Average Girls Post ITT
females only!
Are you new? Timestamp please!
from:>>23245392
tira here :y
>>23335552
Can you do some goofy face pics?
Post your pic, compliment the ones above, and give them one critique.
Post asl if needed.
Indiana.
Op here
Bump
Newer pic
>>23382909
A shape up will do you well and will go great with that uniform. :)
You look like you have your life together.
>>23382909
How are you allowed in the military with a neck tattoo?
Let's start hurting ourselves!
I'm starting, I'll work on it more.
It's just been a while since I've self harmed.
Any girls going to post or just this guy? I'm only here because female lacerations make me all hard. Scumbag fetish I know but I've come to terms with it.
>>23382104
Erotophonophilia here.
I know the feel.
