Bored at work with nothing to do.
>Night Laundry at a nursing home
>AMA
>>23394928
you a dude or a dudette?
>>23394957
I am in fact a dude.
>>23394961
any of the older ladies hit on you?
it might just me asking questions issat cool?
don't worry i won't ask anything more than PG-13 'cause you need fun and not lewd
Survey Time!
>gender
>sexual orientation
>relationship status
>age
>location
>birthplace
>ethnicity
>religion
>believe in god?
>believe in ayys?
>favorite hobbies?
>favorite movies/tv/books?
>favorite games?
>favorite color?
>support abortion?
>support feminism?
>believe in ghosts?
>closest to death you've been?
>ever been in a car crash?
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
>favorite color?
>favorite animal?
>how often do you fap?
>shower before sex/oral?
>shower morning or evening?
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
>if you could have one wish?
>favorite memory?
>biggest regret?
>worst memory?
>life goal?
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
>favorite 4chan boards?
>favorite subreddits?
>favorite website?
>favorite historical person?
>favorite topics/subjects?
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
>are you happy with your life?
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
>job/school/neet?
>are you autistic?
>any cool fact about yourself?
>biggest accomplishment?
>did you enjoy this survey?
>picture
>contact info
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
22
>location
Ontario
>birthplace
Ontrio
>religion
Agnostic I guess
>believe in god?
Don't care
>believe in ayys?
Sure, I don't think we've encountered any though.
>favorite hobbies?
Vidya, card games, reading, gym.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
House of Leaves, Song of Ice and Fire, Brothers Karamazov, Interstellar
>favorite games?
League, SC2
>support abortion?
Yeah
>support feminism?
Sure, although there's a ton of stuff ostensibly under the umbrella of feminism that I don't necessarily agree with.
>believe in ghosts?
Not really.
>closest to death you've been?
Born with fluid in lungs.
>ever been in a car crash?
Not a big one.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
If I remember, which is usually.
>favorite color?
This is a stupid question and for some reason it made it onto the list twice.
>favorite animal?
Dolphin I guess?
>shower morning or evening?
Evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
19/20 times
>if you could have one wish?
I dunno, know the answers to the big questions I guess? Why, how, etc.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
"Hey guys" or "hey friends"
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
not really
>favorite subreddits?
nice try
>are you happy with your life?
I think I am about as content as I can be.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Too long
>job/school/neet?
School, post grad
>biggest accomplishment?
Winning stuff
>did you enjoy this survey?
Killed 5 minutes.
>picture
Attached
>contact info
Ask if you want I guess
>>23394716
the daily dox yourself thread
nice
>gender Male
>sexual orientation Straight
>relationship status Attached
>age 18
>location United Kingdom
>birthplace Worcester
>ethnicity Caucasian
>religion Nope (Spiritual though)
>believe in god? Hell no
>believe in ayys? what now?
>favorite hobbies? Drawing, photography, animation
>favorite movies/tv/books? tv- breaking bad movies- shawshank redemption/ revanant books- shannara chronicles
>favorite games? Bioshock, fucking bioshock:D
>favorite color? Orange
>support abortion? Yea her choice at the end of the day:)
>support feminism? Support gender equality yes, feminism no.
>closest to death you've been? nearly drowned on holdiday
>ever been in a car crash? nope
>do you always wear a seatbelt? yea
>favorite color? orange>favorite animal? Crane (the bird)
>how often do you fap? often
>shower before sex/oral? Yep definitely
>shower morning or evening? morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee? religiously
>if you could have one wish? that my country wasnt run by David fucking Cameron
>favorite memory? Holiday to Egypt :D
>biggest regret? not doing very well in school or college
>worst memory? being molested
>life goal? Become an Animator, perhaps working with a big animation company. Huge dreams I know:D
>How would you address a group of two or more people? friends?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs? done weed once:)
>what you look for in a partner/relationship? Nope sorry already taken
>favorite 4chan boards? Probably flash or photography
>favorite subreddits?
>favorite website? Youtube
>favorite historical person? Martin Luther King
>favorite topics/subjects?
>if you could be with one person right now, who? My girlfriend :)
>are you happy with your life? Not really
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle? Roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan? couple of months
>job/school/neet? No job, trying to find one. Oh the hassle:/
>are you autistic? No (I had seizures as a child though)
Fake girlfriend service
I want to play an attentive gf over kik to a nice guy. You can teach my about your interests and stuff and I'll help you get off too :) I'm 20/m but I play female.
Kik: imalexawhoareyou
that sounds pretty hot to be fair
>>23394589
Probably would have been better off just saying you were a girl and catfishing like every one else...
What guy wouldn't verify he's talking to a real girl first :P
Delaware thread
Newark here.
>>23394459
what's a Delaware?
>>23394459
Aye,aye Captain.
Bear checking in.
>>23394471
Just the greatest fucking state in the greatest fucking country on this or any planet.
That's all.
Mitts or GTFO
post you hands here. manhands, ladyhands, trannyhands, whatever
just post hands
ok???
>>23394445
hand + bottle of soda that isn't mine. I swear.
Dunno why you'd want this but enjoy. Ignore my desk
I have really small hands
Hello everyone, do you have a personal relationship with our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ? The Son of God. For God loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16
>>23394384
No but I really want to fuck a really hot priest though
Favorite wine coolers/ liquor and selfie, rates for both drinks and people
>>23394304
That's my favorite bitch beer!
>>23394304
are you a girl or a boy?
>>23394304
you're so adorable pls post without the snapchat filter :^)
Butthole rate thread. Post yours and see what others think.
Pic related it's mine tell me what you think.
>>23394280
lurking for cute buttholes.
Sweet pic. I love how the waist looks. Hourglass type, mmmmm
Want more?
Hey Soc,
I'm bored and lonely so why not a friends thread?
I'm Liam, recently 21 and a big fan of video games, music, photography and films.
Currently watching all the Harry Potters, I'm from the UK although people often comment that I have an American accent (not too sure myself, but I grew up on Cartoon network).
I don't have many friends, lost them after I quit drinking and partying, looking to meet cool people I haven't posted on Soc before, but I've been on here a lot and added a few people, but looking for people to chill with online and in video games and just make new friends really. Not too bothered on what gender you are, as long as you're chill and enjoy stupid TV shows.
I use Skype so if anyone does want to chat with me for anything, I don't mind what, add me.
Skype is bigwhitegiant
So yeah, if you want to make a new friend then add me and post in this thread if you want to make some new friends I guess.
You seem like a pretty nice guy op do u play pc or console and wat vidyas
>>23394795
Thanks, and I have a shit PC which can play some games and a PS4.
Do u have steam i can add u if u want
Every thread we reach is dead
rate me
snapchats/kiks
freelove
tell me my nipples make you uncomfortable
>Every thread we reach is dead
Was that a Gorillaz joke?
I'm behind the times
>>23394097
had to be
RATE WITH WORDS
and be nice to each other
>lurk /soc/ on the bus
>catalog
>dick thread
>dick thread
>another fucking dick thread
>MALE FEET thread
Could you like cut down on faggotry
I agree with you man. Its getting annoying
>>23393777
Cunt
>>23393779
We need a fucking board for gay shit so we can keep it off b and soc, put all the dick and boys arseholes and "traps" in one shitty place
23. Little credit, only credit I have is from paying off an $800 laptop on my best but card. And I want to get a second credit card now.
What's a good beginners card where do I turn?
BumP please
>>23393742
Nope.
bandicoot or dragon?
rate me
I'd have sex with you/10
>>23393500
Is that really you?
>>23393520
yes
Nice Jewish Guys /njg/
I wanna see the kinda guy I'd bring home to mama.
I'm half jew
>>23393366
Aww you have such sad but kind eyes. <3
>>23393375
I have resting bitch face except I'm a dude lol
