what are the best ways to find someone on CL who would fuck my ass?
I am having no luck at all
>>24012338
For one, what area are you in?
>>24012904
NH, pretty close to the big cities
>>24013105
Well, if you're ever looking for a thin semi passable, 22 year old trap, I'm usually frequenting the NH list, near some of the major cities. ;)
Scotland CD's, TV,s and there lovers Meets
>>24020953
Any Dundee?
Im Edinburgh welcome
Im Edinburgh
Northern Ireland/Ireland Hook up/ meet up/ thread
No political offence to anyone. Just seeing who is here. Post kiks if possible
Me however M/20/Belfast
m/22/co.down
Rate me? Also any way I could improve or anything just lemme know. I feel like I look around 16/17, do I? Any way I could look more my age? I'm 18
You don't look that young, man! If I were to guess, I'd say 18 or even 19. At least you don't look as young as me. I'm 20 and I've barely aged since I was 16 (pic related)
As far as improvements go, I think a different hairstyle would work better for you. Like, the short on the sides-long on the top style looks really good, but I think yours is a bit too long on the top, IMO. And maybe try wearing plaid or button up shirts or something.
>>24020386
Enjoy your youthful look
Kik?
How does /soc/ spend their days off? This is my first in 2 weeks and I recently moved so no real friends and no money until Thursday when paychecks come in so I'm getting comfy with ramen and rereading ASoIaF
I read cards and work on my research. I also write music. I don't have much free time, but it does the trick and leaves me with finished products, which satisfies the workoholic in me.
>>24019983
What do u research anon?
>>24020043
Occult/esoteric stuff. I'm not sure how much it might interest you, but it certainly keeps my life interesting.
Hey /soc/ 24 M Columbus, OH virgin here. Thinking about hiring an escort tonight to lose my virginity. Any advice on how to not get arrested? Pic related, is the escort I'm thinking about calling.
http://eccie.net/providers.php?do=search
only go with one who's reviewed
>>24015931
Just come to my hotel room and let me suck your dick anon.
It would be very hard to get arrested if she comes to your house or you meet in a safe place like a hotel room. It's gonna be expensive bud. I'd imagine at least $300
/qt/ QT infographic thread! These things keep 404ing hopefully one will actually gain traction one day. Post ASL so the ctrl+f users can save time. Here is your template.
Here is mine. 20 / M / KY, USA. Primarily just looking for female friends to help fill the void as opposed to a romantic relationship.
Chart is slightly out of date. I play a lot of pokemon now and browse vp as well.
https://soundcloud.com/g59/memoirsofagorilla
>>24007130
These keep dying because the number of men that reply to these threads vs the number of women that do is vastly skewed and no one wants to be disappointed anymore. Let /soc/ turn into the dick pics and cam whoring board it was destined to be.
/ass/ - ASS Thread
>Females only - Born females.
>Timestamp if new
Sarah where are you?
M A R I E
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I knew this girl named Darian, she had the most biggest ass ever for a short girl.. oh how I'd fancy that fanny on my shaft.
Guys, girls and traps are welcome! Feel free to come in and relax, whether it be casual conversation, or if you want to post pics or vids of you or whatever
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>ƧUMMƎЯ ƧUƆƆƧ
[[Wɘ'ɿɘ in ƚHɘ ƨummɘɿ ƨƚɿɘƚɔH now ƨo lɘƚ Ⴑunɘ ǫloom dɘǫin ɒnb lɘƚƨ ƨƚɒɿƚ looʞinǫ inƚo ouɿ ƨɘlvɘƨ ɒnb ƨɘɘ wHɒƚ wɘ ʇinb.
Iƚ ɔoulb dɘ ɒ ɔloƨɘƚ Homoƨɘxuɒl you nɘvɘɿ ʞnow, duƚ ƚHɒƚ'ƨ ƚHɘ ʇun oʇ iƚ.
Iʇ you ǫoƚ ɒny niɔɘ ƨunny qiɔƨ oʇ ƨHiƚ now'ƨ ɒ ǫɿɘɒƚ ƚimɘ ƚo bumq ƚHɘm]]
>ƆHɒƚ Ꭾɘnɘɿɒl - Tɒʞɘ ɒ qiɔ in youɿ ɔuɿɿɘnƚ ƨƚɒƚɘ, oɿ biɘ ƚɿyinǫ.
>>Muƨiɔ ᗡiƨɔuƨƨion
>WHɒƚ ɒɿɘn'ƚ you boinǫ␚
>>WHy you ɒɿɘ ɒ ʇuɔʞinǫ ИƎƎT wɘiɿbo␚
>Vibɘo Ꭾɒmɘƨ
>>ᙠooʞƨ you'ɿɘ ɔuɿɿɘnƚly ɿɘɒbinǫ
>ᖷilmƨ ɘƚɔ.
>>Ꭾɘnɘɿɒl ᗡiƨɔuƨƨion
>You Hɒvɘ ƚo ʇollow ƚHɘƨɘ ǫuibɘlinɘƨ, you'll dɘ biɔʞɘb ƚo bɘɒƚH iʇ you bon'ƚ, Ⴑuƨƚ qoƨƚ ƨomɘ ɔonƚɘnƚ ƨo oƚHɘɿ ɒnonƨ ǫɘƚ ƚo ɿoɒƨƚ you.
>>WHo ɔɒɿɘƨ iʇ ƚHiƨ iƨ ɒ inƚɘɿnɒƚionɒl mɘɘƚ-uq doɒɿb, ɒʇƚɘɿ ɒll.
>THiƨ iƨn'ƚ ɘxɒɔƚly ɒ ɿɒƚɘ ƚHɿɘɒb duƚ iʇ ƚHɒƚ iƨ ƚɿuly wHɒƚ you ƨɘɘʞ Oꟼ will nɘvɘɿ bɘlivɘɿ. Ƨo ƨƚoq ɒƨʞinǫ.
ꟼɿɘviouƨ ƚHɿɘɒb
>>23970150
>>23989162
Oh gee SCARY
I didn't stick to my character like I wanted to because my bf's character was a DANK one. So she changed from my first vision of her. Idk if that's a bad thing though. Also, I don't know if it's me being a ranger or m being really lucky but I was def one of those, damaging the most ehehehhee
All of the 4 cats love belly rubs if they're in cuddling mood. But bf and I are relatively strangers, so they get spooked sometimes if we're the ones approaching and not the cats themselves.
ONE MORE GIF
>>23989176
Ikr. Also this house looks funky. One big plant in the corner og the living room, old-school bookcases and since the owners are really into symbolism etc they got chinese, egyptian and christian pieces al over the house. I feel like I live in a fairytale!
Gee, I wonder what retart made this.
I'll drop a current pic of myself even tho I can't read OP's rules guess I'll throw my chat green text states tomorrow. Enjoy my raid king pose
>>23989182
Apparently moth caterpillars can walk off bug spray so thats new, but its all bueno I cleaned them all up
Definitely sounds like your bf picked paladin or something the rolls must have been kind. Could be your just an inherit gambler from your ancestors or those dice were loaded. Probably just made it worst since you had more range than others lol
And what the hell is up with that. I thought all cats hated that, I use to get scratched for trying to do that with my other cats. Guess the one in the gif is pack leader then.
>>23989176
Your never alone here. Those bastards have been all over this house. This was probably the second time I had to go looking for their homeland. They always go for any kind of grain so they can lay their eggs so watch out
>>23989191
I also second this
MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Be creative!
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, though name and picture requests more often than not, will be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
If you have a request please tag it with <<Request>> or something along those lines.
Previous thread: >>23843649
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AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j
My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq
Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
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REMEMBER:
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
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>>23937454
Aw crap. I would pick the random thumbnail image I had stored in my MSA directory...
France thread
vive la france
Vote Le Pen 2017!
https://join.skype.com/ClgNdbwfO55J
>>24019561
Le Pen ne fera rien pour ce pays. Elle (et surtout le n°2, la tapette Philipette) considère comme Français les millions de bicots que l'umps fait venir chez nous depuis des décennies.
Hope everyone had a great holiday weekend! Let's get another one of these going...
Game of Thrones casting call thread!
I usually make these threads during the season every year but missed it this time. But since the finale just aired let's squeeze it in.
Post your picture and I, as well as others hopefully, will cast you as a character from the ASOIAF universe. Some of the characters might not be in the HBO series so you may have to look them up.
Post away
I'll start it off.
Do both of us if you wouldn't mind
leggo!
>>24018927
Cersei Lannister
So I've been talking to some other 4channers and we were thinking of doing a weekend camping trip the 15-17th (fri sun) out in maryland (maybe near frederick), rent a campsite or two bring tons of alcohol and do a bonfire. Would anyone be interested in coming? If so add me on Skype: systemicabortion
>>24017035
Sounds like a great opportunity for a murderer to create a horror situation
>>24017040
i mean like a public campground and we could go hiking, I've been camping in maryland since i was 6 years old and have never encountered anything sketchy. Its just a house party, but outdoors, and with s'mores.
>>24017064
You're asking on 4chan mate.
How many latin americans here in /soc?
23/M
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