Help me create best okcupid profile pls
I know Im doing something lol
>>23599090
50 shades of kek. monitoring.
>>23599090
Completely redo the first part. Don't call yourself a great person.
The "what I'm doing in my life" doesn't sound like an honest answer and more like you're trying to create an impression of yourself which may or not be accurate.
Be a little more frank and to the point. What are you doing with your life? School? Pursuing a passion? Working?
Shorten what you're good at to:
Dancing
Cooking
Massaging
Photography
Making People Laugh
At absolute most, less may be even better.
Favorite stuff: This is the one section you should throw a few things in. It's the thing you stand to have in common with someone that'll give you guys something to talk about. If you have the same eccentric favorite of something as a girl they'll want to talk about that.
>>23599090
your profile makes you look autistic, and like an insincere "nice guy" to boot
Tired of Skype?
Looking for a new place to hang out?
Looking for nerds like yourself?
Well, Nerd Chat might just be the place for you, a nice chill place to discuss boring nerd shit and vent if you need to and listen to music sometimes and stuff.
Join with custom invite link: https://discord.gg/0idl0SAiWVrzKMLz
Remember to make a post introducing yourself, including (but not limited to)
>ASL/Timezone
>Username
>Hobbies
>Interests
I'm also here.
>ASL/Timezone
25/m/Mountain Time
>Username
Sidd
>Interests
Vidya, music, reading.
Also, Wander is NOT a fascist.
'ello
sup guys. chat thread. i'm eating chinese food and listening to podcasts, what about you?
>>23593663
waiting for my dinner to finish up!
shrimp Mac and cheese.
Being painfully bored
>>23593666
sounds delicious! i love both those things lol
>>23593673
i feel it. it's been a rough week for me. i slept for two hours this morning from 5-7 then again from like 9-2 and ugh i feel awful
*** Kink / Fetish discussion Thread ***
Discuss and chat about kinks, meet people with similar fetishes, we don't judge or bite.
>Unless you ask for it
No judging, no shaming, all pervs are welcome.
But more importantly be discreet, respectful and considerate to your fellow kinksters.
>Except internet doms (e-doms)
This is not a 'No-Contactfagging' thread, but if someone is being evasive about their location/info they are probably not just playing hard-to-get.
Old thread
>>23514310
KINK & FETISH DISCUSSION FAQ
#######################################
>What is this thread for and what should I do?
This is a thread for chatting, discussing and talking about fetishes. Feel free to lurk, but if you are going to post try to be social and not the kind that only looks and posts their contact just to get into someones pants. There are threads for that already.
>This is not a 'No-Contactfagging' thread
Just as it says, you are free to post contact but that's not the point of this thread, note below.
>Why is there no blank kinksheet attached
Reason for not posting kinksheet is because those threads specifically becomes contactfag threads. It's a hungerfest with -little to no discussions- and a 'post sheet only thread' with minimal interest in the subjectmatter; with sheets, people will never bother other than to contactfag. You are however free to post one if you have it, just note why it's omitted.
>THIS IS NOT A KINK-SHEET SPECIFIC THREAD.
It doesn't foster discussions at all just because you filled one out, try to stick around and actually discuss.
This isn't strictly a no-contactfagging thread as mentioned.
>Yet.
If the thread turns too much into a contactfagging thread it will convert into a no-contactfag one.
>Standard /soc/ rules applied
__________________
We are not affiliated with any sites, but if you want a kink site:
>fetlife.com
__________________
Have a copypaste prompt for those that wants to use it:
(Leave out whatever you don't want to answer)
>ASL
>IRC name
>General Kinks/Fetishes
>Your experience/experiences
>Does anyone IRL know of your kinks/fetishes, how have they reacted?
>Do you remember when you first realized that vanilla wasn't enough? what was the trigger for that specific fetish?
>Kinkiest thing you've done?
>Anything you'd like to try but haven't managed to? if so, why?
Fat femdom here. Pretty much checking out of the community both online and off, just tired of trying to find someone compatible.
Trying to find someone IRL is impossible because they're either 50+ or taken, if I find then at all. Online is terrible because they ghost or are on the other side of the planet. I guess I'll just try to find a normie sex bf.
>>23548083
NZ girl?
You'll find someone eventually. its just 50 times more difficult because you're in the arse end of nowhere.
Anyway onto me posting for myself
21/m/sub/uk
Big ol'masochist here, big favorites are blood, whipping, flogging and caning, though I'm into everything under the sun besides poop, kids and dead people, oh and dont kick my balls, oh and don't make me suck that dudes dick.
alright /soc/, real talk. how do you feel about genital piercings? is there actually something sexually attractive that they add or is it all aesthetic? pic related, my dick.
as a side note, ill rate every dick/ass/pussy/pair of tits posted in this thread until i fall asleep. go wild.
I think its not sexually attractive at all. Matter of fact there is no appeal at all.
>>23600452
any particular reason you think so? my girlfriend loves mine aesthetically speaking (which is why I got it), but I take it out for sex most of the time
Not really interested in them. Feel like they'd get in the way a lot. Don't have first hand experience with them though, I'd happily give it a try.
Rate?
Rate me! (I'm the one the left)
omg the guy on the right is so hot ! he got a kik ? 19 female here
Your above average like a 7
Just looking for a girl to duo ranked with and skype with in LoL. I am lonely and trying to climb out of gold. I remembered why I hate solo queueing and want someone to play with.
>skype and/or summoner.
>>23598531
Try your luck in the LoL-Thread on /vg/, not on fucking /soc/.
Looking for the same as op, but I'm a better rank and have a bigger dick. Add me instead.
still looking.
I want to get the honest opinions of other girls/women on sex. Do you enjoy sex? How often would you like to have sex ideally? Do you prefer masturbation or sex? I'm asking this because I think... I dislike sex. Had it a few times, didn't hate it but didn't enjoy it either. I feel hesitant looking for a new boyfriend because sex is not something I'm really looking forward to.
Man here. 29. Sex...yeah. First time, I came close, but she would just lay there. Only had it one with one partner a few times in my life, probably less than 5 times. Felt good, but she turned into the worst girl I ever met in my life. This was back in 2008-2009 and my relationships with women just aren't there. I don't even talk to them because I feel so unconfident. Is my body okay? Do I make enough money? Am I a good dresser?
Girls suck at sex. Hand jobs are too grippy/tight on the dick, blowjobs suck because of teeth scraping my dick. Okay, maybe it doesn't absolutely suck, but at my age, it gets REALLY hard to find a woman worth my time.
>>23593314
Learn to communicate you fucking egg
I'm a virgin so I guess I can't say for sure but I don't think I'll like it. Penetration sucks, and is just overall unenjoyable and most of the time downright painful. I can't even masturbate that way idk how I'm going to get through actual sex. Its so uncomfortable that even if I'm paying with my clit with a dildo in me I can't cum, or feel good at all really, its so off putting.
I'd rather just stand at 3rd base the rest of my life personally. But I'm willing to grin and bare it for the sake of my lover if he'll go down on me or something before or after so I can get mine.
But who knows, maybe I just don't like toys, maybe I'll like the real thing. But I doubt it.
I have yet to find a guy that can make me cum regardless though, but then again I'm not well experienced either.
didnt see an age gap thread, I need new friends.
37m, decently good looking, seeking younger fem.
kik / snap psxburn
30/m/usa
straight
kik johnny.bebad
18/m/israel
straight
kik: youknowhow100
Looking for some older girls, ask for pic on kik
Any love for an 18/FTM?
LF thristy grill who wants to talk via Skype. Am drunk and am willing to answer any questions 100% truthfully.
Skype: Maxwell23k
23 white male
>>23600099
>thristy grill
you're braindead
>>23600127
I'm not brain dead, I'm drunk
Hold on, are you implying there are no thirsty grills?
>>23600139
I don't know anymore. I'm hoping they bite one day.
Rate me???
>>23599657
Wierd urge to lick that taint until you cum
Fucking 9.5/10 on that
>>23599694
yes plzzz
Canada meetup thread! Post your A/S/L and what you're looking for.
29 M Vancouver 604 friends and soulmates
26/m/780 edmonton
chill/drink/smoke
kik: swededream
22/f/416
smoking weed & video games? or just chill people.
25/m/613 Ottawa
Looking for netflix and chill
Skype: stuartofnorway
Can we get an Ohio thread going
330/18/m
Boro
yo downtown cle here
Anyone go to Wayne branch for university of Akron
Any femanons with skype bored?
I'm horny as fuck right now and just wanna jerk off with a femanon watching, you don't gotta do anything, no talking, no camming back. I just like showing off.
bampu
Has to be fem? ;(
>>23591999
what is your skype
No limits porn trade group add the kik code or comment your name and you'll get added
Anything goes before anyone asks
crazykakes
Add BardLmao
