Anyone in Greenville TX wanna come to the lake and chill?
Fuck, forgot to bring bug spray and now I'm fucked
You have a punchable face
>>23608709
fuck off emofag
FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.
PREVIOUS THREAD:>>23499598
>>23499598 (OP)
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< FSA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Widget establishing.
http://chirbit.com/widget
A Lady from FSA
by Smutomancer
I walk down the street and every guy who I meet just can't get enough of my ass.
It sways just right in my jeans so tight and is judged as the highest of class.
I've the body of a goddess shown off in my bodice, and I hope I do not sound crass,
but I'm also blessed with world-class breasts, for I am one sexy lass.
My voice? An angel's. My wit? A devil's. I own your soul and you're glad,
for in this guise, with my silver-tongued lies, I drive you willfully mad.
This I do vow, so boys hear me now, for I do wish to play.
My lust is a must, more than enough, I trust, for I am FSA.
[alternate final lines]
Delightfully lusty, I'll be your lady; you can call me FSA.
or
Delightfully lusty, I'll be your lady, so come find me in the FSA.
REAL MICHIGANDERS HOURS
HIT THAT MF REPLY BUTTON
18/M/418
30/m/231
30 male 231
24 male from the 313
Kik: armyboy1221
Snap chat: detroittigers12
FRESH THREAD UP IN HERE
>ASL
>Sexual Orientation
>Relationship Status
>Text/mic/cam
>Books
>Movies
>TV
>Videogames
>Anime (Y/N?)
>Other things you like to talk about / etc
>Languages
>What you are looking for
>What you aren't looking for
>Favorite boards
>Pic
>Contact info
>ASL
18/M/Scotland
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Relationship Status
Single
>Text/mic/cam
Yes/Yes/Maybe
>Books
I don't read as much as I should, usually Historical non fiction
>Movies
Saving Private Ryan, Avatar, The Shawshank Redemption, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Life Is Beautiful, Aliens, Loads more
>TV
Brooklyn nine nine, Star Trek, Orange is the New Black, GoT, Peaky Blinders, Trailer Park boys, Gotham, I have watched a bunch.
>Videogames
War Thunder, Mount and blade, Verdun, Red Orchestra, The Hunter, Total War, a bunch more.
>Anime (Y/N?)
I used to watch it.
>Other things you like to talk about / etc
TV, Movies, Games, Anything really.
>Languages
English, basic Spanish and very little Russian
>What you are looking for
New people to talk to, Friends and stuff, I like meeting new people to feel free to add.
>What you aren't looking for
Nothing, I'll give anybody a chance.
>Favorite boards
/soc/ /r9k/
>Pic
>Contact info
Skype: hellofriend1738
>ASL
trap, usa
>Sexual Orientation
gay
>Relationship Status
single
>Text/mic/cam
text
>Books
the necronomicon
>Videogames
all day
>Anime (Y/N?)
halfweeb
>Other things you like to talk about / etc
i'm not picky
>Languages
english
>What you are looking for
funny people
>What you aren't looking for
baby back bitchez, females
>Contact info
sdfghjklmno
>>23595479
Kik: phycotic_lime
Do any traps or CDs have kik ?
I love cd kik is smokesomeweed171
>>23612711
making this thread was a good idea
Dale515100 ;)
They say first dates are like a job interview. Truthfully, I've never been the best at either one. How do you sell the product (you), without selling yourself short? The honest merits, without too much advertising?
Hey, no pressure but If I don't get an answer in the next few minutes, this isn't going to matter. No pressure, /soc/, but if you've got any first date advice, I could use it now.
Hallo iedereen, nog plannen voor het weekend?
22/m/0172
OP komt net terug van /int/, ben het gekanker al weer zat.
24/m/nijmegen
Vanavond lekker naar de kanker in de kroeg en chimeidjes scoren
>>23611768
Arabier pls
This is me a few months ago, with long(er) hair, and now I've recently grown some stubble and went for the Wentworth Miller hairstyle but hate it. How am I looking with longer hair, is this my best style?
Nigga buy a better shirt it makes it look like you have degenerated tits under that vest. Also, shave that head you homo.
> Wentworth Miller hairstyle
What the hell is that?
>>23611746
http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Wentworth-Miller-555x370.gif
Guys often offers me sex. Is that mean that I'm attractive or you don't need pretty girl to pump and dump?
What's the lowest 'diget' you can fuck? 7/10 or rather 3/10?
>>23609876
If it has a hole, most guys with fuck it
>>23609876
post pics
Depends on if people are going to find out, if they are probably a 5 minimum. If nobody's going to find out, depends how freaky you get.
>>23609886
Yes on dudes worth fucking
NEW DIRTY SKYPE GAME --- Just Post ASL and Skype. Add people up. Just Dirty Game, Just PLAY
>>23609394
21/male st8/spain
manuvcvc
>>23609394
26/male/str8/USA -females only plz ;)
thecircleof9
I want a friend who would want to share H, be dirty, role-play (if you could call it that), fap together and also be able to watch series together/talk about stuff and hang out, all on voice.
I'm male/20/Daddy and Weeb, cute face and avg build.
Preferably looking for a female.
Bored, lonely, 18/M
Kik: DC2912
Want to talk about anything, don't really care
M 35 straight
English, German
Dirty including pics and vids
Kik: longermail
Mverde31 20m straight
25 m straight
Bored as fuck can I get some truth or dare or anything going
Dubskica
Please help me /soc
I'm going to re make my tinder for the 15th time and I need to know what pics to use
All of these are bad so far
Girls With Glasses Thread
why? because they are so cute. like this one
>>23608638
nothing about this girl is cute
everything about this girl is fake
I can hear the awful inflection in her voice just by looking at this
>>23608647
Okay.
Eh. I guess I can contribute. plsbgentle
am i ugly yes or NO!!!!
>>23608594
No. You look above average for an asian.
>>23608605
Im mexican
>>23608594
Yes. You look below average for an asian.
Star Wars General - /soc/ Edition
>>23608342
Whatca reading, guys?
East Tennessee checking in
>>23608394
>East Tennessee checking in
>Mfw I'm from there too
Damnit, how many East Tennesseans like Star Wars?
I've been reading LotS and an X-Wing novel.
>>23608414
>LotS
Ah fun, been meaning to get around to that.
