Vocaroo (or Clyp or Chirbit or whatever, we don't discriminate) and Voice Rate Thread
Haven't seen one for a few days and I'm not about to let these threads become some sort of dying breed.
https://clyp.it/ebtk5pww
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ywug2NZtMd
here is my disgusting yorkshire accent reciting some yorkshire dialect (northeast england for you non ukfags)
>>23623996
It almost sounds like a completely different language.
>>23624236
See, old people in yorkshire speak exactly like that, and their accent is twice as thick as mine
Basic illinois meetup thread
20/M/217 stoner bro here
Bumpn4op
>>23605703
22/m/217
Looking to smoke?
Close call thread: Post your narrow escapes from death
I'll start...
When I was in high school, I was part of a Boy Scout troop. During the summer, we'd have a 2-week trip to various locations. This time, we went to the Philmont Scout Ranch in New Mexico. This is where members of our troop over the age of 13 who chose to go embarked on a long hike through the wilderness. Through valleys, across fields, over mountains... Our hikes averaged about 7 miles per day across 11 days, though some troops traveled even further. That in and of itself doesn't sound that bad until you realize that you're carrying a 60+ lb backpack with limited amounts of food and water where bears, mountain lions, and chipmunks (or mini bears) actively lurk for the scent of human souls and opened bags of beef jerky. Truly a test of one's physical and mental fortitude.
On the 7th day, we ended up hiking on the edge of a steep mountainside valley. We're talking over a 100 ft or so drop. Remember the chipmunks I told you about? They're called mini-bears because they'll eat anything they can get their paws on! Apparently, the ones in this area were a little too friendly, as people had been feeding them prior. During our lunch break, me and several other troop members went out on one of the rock cliffs to take some pictures.
[Cont.]
>>23639637
While I was trying to get a good shot of the scenery, a chipmunk began crawling up my leg! I dismissed it as the wind at first, since we were over 12,000 ft in elevation, and the gusts were so strong that they caused our leader's hat to fly off not too long before that. As soon as I looked away from my camera, the little monster was on my left shoulder, its empty, beady eyes mere millimeters away from my face. Being the skittish prick I am, I reeled around wildly to get it off, and ended up falling off of the cliff in the process!
... Or so I thought. Two of my troop members had a hold of me as I was dangling from the edge; one had a hold of my shirt while the other managed to grab my right arm. After they pulled me up, they said that they knew how easily startled I was and anticipated that something bad might happen, but they wanted to take the rare opportunity to snap a picture of the chipmunk crawling on me.
I wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for their quick actions, and for the fact that I was a 115 lb mini-man (and still am 6 years later to this very day). Perhaps the mini-bear saw some sort of kinship with me? Either way, I hope it fell off the cliff and hit its head on the way down.
One time, I drank a whole bottle of wine in the bathtub. It was a mint green bubble bath. I got really drunk. Nothing bad happened. But I'm sure something could have.
oooOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooooo
>i only rate girls
and ask for kik
>I have anxiety
>I have short hair
Dropped
>I find it hard to objectively rate men
DRINKING THREAD
Now Drinking: More of Founders' Breakfast Stout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK7Q-nJQwYo
Let's see if this takes off this time or not.
Now Drinking: Pipeworks' Ninja vs. Unicorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPxIv245lK4
Dude you look familiar u in canada?
>>23638728
Nope. From Indiana.
Due to overstates at rates threads I'll give you great protip to get accurate rate of yourself
>post your pic
>sum every rates
>divide by amount of rates
>substract 2
>post result here
I'm 5,2/10
so no one is a real 10/10 or 9/10?
that doesnt sound right
forever 7 reporting ;_;
You had me till subtract 2.
Everything else makes sense, you're creating an average, but the subtract 2 thing is just for your low self esteem?
Can we get a Miitomo thread going? Apparently I have no friends who use this thing. Here's mine. Add me if you guys want.
You can't add friends like this.. only through fb and stuff.
I'm strangely amused by this app.
I just made a twitter for this, anyone interested?
lockscreen r8 thread.
bonus points if you know who the band is.
>>23634757
Ween
Too easy
This is now a Ween thread.
I motherfucking love Ween.
Ayy I'm game I got couple of these since I have the wallpaper changer app
21 M from Kent wanting Chat/meet up woth girls
20/f kent
Show dick and face
Sure if you've Got kik?
>>23640025
Kik? What are you a pedo?
Typical kent fuckboii
How about a bulge kik/snap thread? Post your tents or commandos here!
>>23635667
I like the look of you :)
>>23635677
Biggy with a biggie haha
>>23635719
My type ;)
can we get a young guys thread?
there has to be some of you teenage cuties here that are straight.
post pics and get compliments.
contact fagging allowed just dont scare the boys :3
>>23628519
21/f just wanting to see some pretty boys
*bump*
Not trying to be cute but am teen
>>23628519
same. 18/f and switch/dom.
mostly wanna see some cute boys but in my dreams id want someone to flirt with and maybe maybe even play on skype??
ITT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS
This is a thread dedicated to Nigerian nationalism and sub-Altai mountain range traditional embroidery techniques and Turkish toy aeroplane designs.
Last thread reached the limit because of the negative aspects of will à la Schopenhauer.
Chat General - Take a pic in your current state ( like Illinois or sum shit )
>Music Discussion ( Don't discuss music unless it's /mu/ meme shit )
>What are you doing?
>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo? (it's cool if you're not cool)
>Video Games(?)
>Books you're currently reading
>Films etc.
General Discussion
You don't have to follow these guidelines, it's just a suggestion, just post some content so other anons get to know you.
This is a meet-up board after all.
This isn't exactly a rate thread but if that is truly what you seek OP won't deliver. R8 others if you're into it.
(Remember though to noty ONLY post a rate but also partake in the discussion)
Do what thou wilt.
Last Thread
>>23616968
Ish is a faggit JS.
>>23627885
What elsa is new blahblah.
What else ya got.
I've always thought it was small, would really appreciate someone else's opinion. Flaccid here.
>>23639231
Erect, top view.
>>23639233
Erect, side view.
>>23639231
Not the biggest but not bad honestly looks pretty thick. Trust me I've sucked a few your good
New POLGBT Skype thread
ASL?
Sex/Gender Identity?
Hobbies?
Looking for?
Pic?
Contact on Skype/kik or both?
>>23637603
https://join.skype.com/FX2zfMjQ1HTc
>>23637603
>POLGBT
>Posting dicks online
Fucking degenerate. GET OUT.
Skype? Horny as hell
/fsfb/ - Female Small/Flat Butts
Post ITT. We <3 pictures.
Cisgender female only, no transgender please.
Newcomers post with timestamp.
No asking for contact information (Skype, Kik, etc.)
Let's have fun!
Well sounds like it can be a fun thread, even tho its against my genes I still luv small booties
Here's to a good thread
>>23634586
Christine?
>>23634625
Whos that? I'm just some dude who appreciates some small butts senpai
