ain't no uk thread
>asl
>deets
>what you want
20/f/ edinburgh
patienceisavirtueyou
420 hookup would be nice
>asl
23/M/Glasgow
>deets
mister.meeseeks
>what you want
Friends to talk to or whatever, just looking for anything clean chat I guess.
23/M/Hungary
I don't know what the fuck is deets
I want get high and put it in to your ass untill you scream of orgasm. I am being such a gentleman.
>st1 aka Stoke on Trent
>26
,>m
Been single for 6 plus years
Not been with anyone physically for 4 plus years
I'm tall and I'd deem myself as vaguely handsome
Where's it all going wrong?
Omegle thread
I'm about to hit up omegle, /soc/ is in the tags. I hope some of you guys will join me
Pic related, it's what you're going to see when it's me
I just saw you damn op
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>>23643631
>>23645657
hey guys, OP's back again
just fuck me up senpai
Hey /soc/
I know you guys must be getting money from somewhere. You're all adults. So let's share what our tax year looks like.
This op is getting $235 refund.
Would've been more if my new job didn't require me to claim all of my tips.
but how much did you make in 2015?
>>23658049
$19,800somethingorother. Had 3 jobs throughout the year.
>>23658046
235 is low for under 20k a year. Single with no dependents here. I'd get at least 1k-2k back. It depends on the state and how you do it. Maybe someone else knows more. I know that 235 is low.
Anyone here like to jack off with guys but not find the male body sexually attractive at all?
Like just some bros sitting there jacking off together, nothing wrong about that.
i know a chatroom for it but idk if i should post here because it might be considered spam
Also im from Brisbane if anyone wants.
Stingeruncut is my kik mate
I'll go one further. I like sucking cock and I don't find men attractive.
I love cocks and cum but not the men that come with them. Obviously convincing traps are incredibly attractive to me.
I'm not at all attracted to men, but I've gone to cam rooms with a bunch of dudes and jacked off with each other a few times. I enjoy it for some reason.
Am I ugly? Pls be nice but I really need to know. Everyone says I'm too picky.
>>23656294
Yes you are. I wouldn't fuck you with someone else's dick.
>>23656294
Yes you are a bit ugly like 3,5/10 but good make-up, hair work and eyebrows work can help you
Also personality really counts! I know one girl who looks similar too you (+ she is extra fat) but she don't cate, thinks that she is pretty and world treat is good because of high self-esteem
>>23656294
I mean yeah your chin and cheeks are weird but why don't you grow your beard out to cover it?
Oregon thread!
Bend bro again, whats up?
Bitching about things with Internet folks.
Eugene patzales2 on kik
Go back to carlifornia
Konnichiwa minna-sans, my name is Ken-sama and I'm offering a rare opportunity for some kawaii bishoujos to enter the paradise that is my personal haremu. A little about myself, I am 35 years old and a proud NEET, but not a leech like some other NEETs are because I keep up the house in exchange for a monthly allowance. Because my living expenses are low, I have a lot of money to spend on YOU when not indulging in my hobbies. A well balanced diet of instant noodles and pocky has helped me maintain a healthy weight and has given my skin and hair a lustrous sheen. My main interests are anime, manga, and eroge, particularly of the imouto love variety. I consider myself to be an intelligent and well informed individual, as I always read the latest news from Reddit, Anime News Network and Sankaku Complex.
If you want to join my glorious harem, you will of course have to make the cut. First you should be 2D. I realize that's a hard thing to do so I'll let it slide if you have an extra dimension. Secondly, you must like gothloli and thigh-high socks. Inferior over-the-knee socks need not apply. Stockings are accepted but only when accompanied by a french meido uniform. Which brings me to my third point, you must address me as "Ken-onii-sama" at all times, especially in front of the rest of the harem. You can be a little tsundere but not too much because overdoing it isn't moe. I prefer the kawaii imouto type though, like Mikuru from Haruhi. Furthermore, you will be responsible for taking care of the rest of my harem, be it changing out their pillows or cleaning their display cases. You will also get to star in your own series of videos on nico nico, as you rise to internet stardom by singing covers of my ingenious Vocaloid songs, creating kawaii dances and performing them in costume whenever possible. Because you will be performing for a wide internet audience, you must be attractive, at least a 9 out of 10, and also a virgin.
>>23655076
Every day at 2PM you will cook my breakfast. It MUST be omurice and you MUST draw hearts and other cute things on it. Then from 4PM onward we will watch anime, usually Lucky Star, K-On or OreImo. We can watch CLANNAD together but you will not disrespect Nagisa and when certain scenes come on you must leave my presence immediately. Once a week we will see the latest masterpieces by Kyoto Animation and Silver Link. If you like childish anime like Legend of Galactic Heroes or Kino's Journey then you might as well stop reading now. At 9PM you will make a run to the combini to acquire instant noodles for my lunch, as well as Hungry Man TV dinners (eating American food is how I stay connected with foreign culture despite my Japanese heritage). After dinner we will make sweet love, and I will retire to my lair to play my eroge and read my h-doujins. You may, at times, be required to assist me with that, during which times you must remain as silent as possible so as not to disturb my pleasure. At 5AM I will have my bath, and we will take turns playfully splashing water on each other. I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE FINAL SPLASH. NO EXCEPTIONS. Afterward you will have the pleasure of cleansing my body, as I will yours, and we will make love in the bath as well. Finally we will go to bed at 6AM, where we will spoon. I will ALWAYS be the big spoon, and you will ALWAYS allow me to gently caress you as I please. This will continue until I fall asleep, at which point the cycle will begin anew. At no point will you ever speak to my host family, because they will lie to you and try to tell you I am not Japanese.
Now before you rush to respond to this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, read through the requirements again and MAKE SURE YOU FIT THE REQUIREMENTS. Especially the part where you MUST BE A 9 OUT OF 10. Also make sure you're NOT FAT because I don't need some gross fujoshi cluttering up my house. And NO OLD HAGS, you must be 19 or younger, unless you are the onee-san type in which case I MAY reconsider. So again read the requirements, and if you think you're a good fit then PLEASE RESPOND. Only applicants with pictures including face will be considered. The selection process is rigorous and includes a phone interview, in-person interview, cosplay contest and physical inspection. Only one applicant out of the hundreds that apply will be accepted. Thank you for your time and I look forward to being the Inuyasha to your Kagome.
What's your skype, o new master?
How is the sunday for you all so far? Just got dumped myself, so I've been drinking all day and snorting while listening to Funkadelic.
I masturbated 5 times.
Well, I had better days.
>>23653589
sorry to hear, shit fucking sucks for awhile. spend time with good people.
I'm just pissing away the day with snapchat filters and dope.
>>23653589
Listen to Szobel by Hermann Szobel. It could be an enlightening experience. Never done coke but it sounds amazing stoned.
Am I ugly, /soc/? What can I do to look better? I’d undergo any surgery.
I deliberately picked a not very good photo, by the way.
>>23655420
Post full frontal nudes if you want an honest response
Super cute, stay natural. I mean, c'mon girl
>>23655420
nope. gorgeous.
Clean Snapchat thread
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christinegjjvhh
f/22/california
knappman1994
m/21/England
Dlayn249
20/m/PuertoRico
Looking for people who post cool stories.
FTM, Trans/TS & Traps Kik Thread!
If you're a FTM, or MTF (Looking for feminine, with penis), or a Trap Woman, then please PLEASE post up your Kik add in this thread!
I'm a 19yo Male, looking for some fun :) Post your A/S/L too please.
>>23598217
"trap woman" lol I don't think that's a thing, OP.
Also good luck with the trans guy thing, they really don't lurk here that much.
fit 36/m/Portland Oregon (503) kik:jo_johansen if you are sexxay and fun to talk to ;)
Sorry, I was just wanting the Trans & Traps to post their kiks! So we could add them.
/soc/ what are some quality characteristics to be a quality bf?
fuck
>>23656382
Top
This will probably fall on empty ears but there's a simple thought which makes your life a lot easier. Know that girls are crazy and mood swings, therefore, you can't keep them happy. If you want to make your girl happy, you're just setting yourself up for frustration.
Soft dick / semi dick thread
new small dick thread. I like my small dick i can put it all the way in any mouth or pussy and i can fuck for a long time.
Another small dick reporting in. It looks so much worse when soft.
yuck
i recently add this girl from chatroulette and she wants me to add her on skype. i add her on skype and she take her clothes off and ask me to do the same.
i show her my private part as she showed hers... suddenly she shows me that she had taped me and she want to send it to my family who are friends with me on facebook.(since my email was shown on skype.)
Im paranoid as fuck. how do i know that the video doesnt come on internet?
Please help me, i swear the god i will kill my self if it gets shared.
>>23656053
>Please help me, i swear the god i will kill my self if it gets shared.
Can you skype her when you do it so she can record and post? Thanks in advance.
>>23656053
cyberfraud call the nearest cyberpolice center
>>23656053
Tell her you backtraced her and she will be reported to the cyberpolice
