/chub/
>camwhore thread for chubby girls
Timestamps are required from new girls and girls who didn't post in a long time.
Females Only.
Previous /chub/ thread: >>23613133 (404)
bump for that mexican chick
Bumping for the cubb life and the chill ass beach girl, since she's soooo chill
>>23690173
Nigga, didn't you learn from the last two threads that 404'd.
Let. It. Die.
ITT: Rate the Races in terms of subjective attractiveness
>Age
>M/F?
>Race
>Rates
>>23687374
>Age
20
>M/F?
M
>Race
Black
>Rates
White
Latina
Asian
Black
In general I'm just not attracted to Black chicks.
I like'em pale like a corpse
>>23687386
why are black guys never attracted to black girls
is it because you realize you're the inferior race?
>>23687393
Nah, I grew up with 4 sisters.
I've had quite enough of their shit
Any advice trying to date married women?
I've always been very attracted to older women, you know the type that have had a kid or two and have seen some shit.
I obviously want sex primarily but also enjoy just being in their company.
I've started with a local dating site, sorted by married and sent a few messages to the ones that didn't have a profile pic or a bunch of friends already adding them.
Be mature and fit. They generally won't go with younger guy unless he impress them with something (which older guy can't or lack).
But that's just coming from my experience.
Are you looking to get a woman to cheat with you? Or just like that age group and using married as a point of reference? Cheaters are scum, and any who would cheat on their husbands for you probably aren't the type whose company you'd enjoy.
>>23715605
Well I'm 33. I dunno about mature.
Physically I'm in shape, no fat belly but not big muscles either.
>>23715647
I'm looking for married women so obviously there would be cheating involved. But I don't agree with them all being scum for doing it. A lot of these marriages are just held together by kids or habit and it's usually both that are at fault for the marriage not working. The reason I'm seeking this as opposed to single older women is because married women will almost never expect any type of commitment, they're just interested in a fling.
Post asl, location, kik, area code!
23/M/Acton lf anyone for a hookup
23 m Worcester
>>23708928
23 M Amherst (413)
About to graduate, feels great :)
Hi I'm looking to have some fun on kik!...if you would like to sext drop your kiks and I will kik you!...I'm a 19 year old male...looking for females only...or transsexuals!
haha nigger xDDD
Rate? It's not mine it's someone I'm planning on meeting. Is it worth it?
Bump lol
dick is OK, but those lumpy legs...
To the top again.
No limits porn kik group
Kik me at venku_skirata
FazeAutumn
Will trade girl 4 girl pics
Women of /soc/, explain this.
>>23711258
Explain this.
>>23711343
Uuuh
>>23711258
>>23711343
you two should get married
FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.
PREVIOUS THREAD:>>23613374
>>23670289
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GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
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Fresh Shorties, by VK
>slumming in caption threads again
"Sir. you've taught both of us and you're our favorite teacher. I just don't know who else to ask. See, I've been having a lot of sex with my little sister for a while now, and I think it's time she had some good thick cock. When I asked her whose cock she wanted, she picked you. She's mad fun to make love to and she squirts just like I do when we come really hard. Yeah, I thought you'd say 'yes' to a squirting sister sandwich."
"Hey, ever since I first saw you walking around in the halls, I've had this...um...fantasy, y'know? I picture you, just jumping my bones one night and fucking me rough, with choking, spanking, name-calling, alla that. So, howzabout you tell me one of your fantasies? Or we could just go with mine."
"This is the third time I've been someone's bridesmaid. Celebrating? Not exactly, but I am going to try to have more fun with it. So, how about it? All the attention has been on your brother and his new wife. Nobody's looking for us and I am going to give you a better night than any bride and groom could ever even think off. Do you want to take this dress off of me, or shall I strip for you?"
"You've always pointed out how 'striking' the combination of brown hair and blue eyes is, I bet that we can make it a lot more interesting for you. Think of how much you would like seeing our eyes looking up at you as we lick and suck your cock. Our eyes meeting yours as you pump in and out of our willing mouths....spurting your cum all over our eager young faces. No, we're not just teasing you. If we get on our knees, will that prove it?
'
"I'm so glad daddy still lets us take baths together. You cum so hard when you shlick in the tub, and I cum hard when I hear it. I know we've both done multiples in the bath. My goal is to make you squirt someday. Do you think he listens to us? Do you think he tries to guess who's cumming? You're right. We should dare him.
New thread, guess I could start that script I promised..... Or I could just do nothing all day like I always do and waste the precious gift of life ive been given....
>NEW
ITT virgin meet ups.
Virgins should post and find other virgins to explore and possibly help each other.
20 m in houston (832) straight and imm looking for soon also moving to north carolina soon somabe someone their? kik is jefftheblop
only exp is foreplay from my ex
>>23685528
27/m
Seattle
Have lost a lot of weight and recently realized that; 1) I'm not as horrifically ugly as I thought. 2) I've been intentionally keeping myself from sex in some misguided ideal that it makes me more pure and righteous.
I don't care if she's a virgin, just that there's mutual attraction and affection.
20/m/ny(long Island)
virgin or not I'm looking to get rid of it
I'm 6'4" if that interests anyone
How do find girls for 3sum??
>408
Horror chat
a/s/l &
Discuss movies, video games, tv shows, music etc.
reybee123
30 m NM
saw House By the Cemetery by Fulci recently
it was surprisingly good, I was just expecting some italian schlock
28/m/UK
Not really a big horror fan generally speaking but my fav horror films are Alien and The Thing. I am currently playing Alien: Isolation, I didn't have a ps4 when it was released but picked it up cheap on PSN store the other day.
Probably the best game I've ever played featuring an alien and actually feels like the proper Ridley Scott/Giger alien rather than Cameron's space bug.
>A/S/L
28/M/DC
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Relationship Status
happily married
>Text / Mic / Cam
Mic or Cam as I am trying to overcome my social anxiety
>MBTI Type
ISTJ
>Favorite Music
Indie, Surf, Shoegaze, Rockabilly, Goth, Punk. I like anything from Burger Records.
>Favorite Movies
Grand Budapest Hotel, Sunshine, Moonrise Kingdom. Anything Wes Anderson :/
>Favorite TV Shows
Live:Game of thrones, Marco Polo, 30 Rock, Office, Parks and Rec
Anime: Log Horizon, Samurai Champloo, Bakemonogatari
>Favorite Books
Vonnegut, Sedaris, Poe, Lovecraft
>Favorite Vidya
Half Life Series, Ni No Kuni,
>Interests
going to shows, museum hopping, foodie, walking around with some music. Anime cons
>What boards do you use?
/ck/ /fa/ /fit/ /gif/ /f/ /soc/
>Are you a NEET?
no
>What languages do you speak?
English
>What are you looking for?
looking to better my conversational skills, annunciation, and dialogue structures with someone interesting.
>What are you not looking for?
creeps, meeting up, other sources of contact
>Contact Info
himynameiskevin0
Dyed hair general: Men and women with both natural and crazy colours welcome.
Pics highly preferred
old pic, I am now blonde with an inch of regrowth. I miss having crazy colours
i have been many colours so you'll probably see a few XD haha
Join Us
https://plus.google.com/hangouts/_/flbvwsyaxrb45pctciyiislkj4e?authuser=0&hl=es
Felt like I should share my first ever craigslist experience with you weinerfarts.
>be today
>be 19
>be tired of wankin it 24/7
>browsing casual w4m for awhile
>this is lame
>think to myself "why the fuck not?"
>make my own ad
>local girl replies saying she can host at a nearby hotel
>neato.jpg
>exchange numbers
>get to talking and trading pics
>face is a bit off to me, but the body's on point so fuck it
>don't pay any mind to the face
>she asks me what gets me off and I tell her all about it
>blah blah blah anywho
>we get to discussing how late I'd be able to stay with her
>I tell her I can probably stay out all night
>she then asks if I like to party
>"depends on what you mean by party"
>she asks me if I party with tina
>I proceed to urban dictionary the word Tina.
>I learn a new slang word for meth.
>block number
>delete ad
>just gonna wank it from now on.
>>23715495
Dope.
Tina makes you fuck all night. More than you think, really.
You won't lose your soul over one night with blow, coward.
>>23715495
Kek
Good choice m8
>>23715501
want her number or something man? Lol, you can fuck that rotten mouth bitch.
