i have literally zero knowledge or experience with penis's other than porn and /soc/.
Could someone please tell me: is the norm to have a circumcised penis or not?
Also, are all penis' veiny?
Are balls squishy?
Can you feel the live sperm swimming around in them?
>>23868431
how old are you?
>>23868431
Simple
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
It would be cool if you guys could rate me, and maybe see if I'm a kiss less virgin because of shitty personality or I'm just ugly af
You're not ugly but you are kind of fat, so before anything else could be said, you have to lose that weight.
>>23872748
I didn't break any of those rules faggot
It's been awhile.
ok
hopefully I get an 80s theme song
jdimsa
Now I'm interested
>>23870566
Sorry, but this came to mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve2MIufK3nk
Hola , soy una femanon de suecia
Quiero mejorar mi español
Alguien quiere charlar conmigo (en español obviamente) ?
Usar kik y mi kik es :
Jocel_ne
Uso ***
>>23869974
Sure!
No tengo idea de qué es kik...
>ITT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS: POETRY EDITION
If happiness lied in being sated, the oxen would be the happiest.
Converse, complain, shitpost, troll each other. Do whatever your heart desires, but not that, you filthy animal.
>Chat General - Take a pic in your current state, or die.
>>Music Discussion (Post some of your low-tier music)
>>What are you doing?
>>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo? (it's not cool if you're cool)
>>Video Games(?)?
>>Books you're currently reading
>>Films etc.
>General Discussion
>You have to follow these guidelines, you'll be dicked to death if you don't, just post some content so other anons get to roast you.
>Who cares if this is a meet-up board, after all.
>This isn't exactly a rate thread but if that is truly what you seek OP will never deliver. So stop asking.
Previous thread.
>>23859717
I'm rereading The Red and The Black.
Julien Sorel is probably the closest character to my own self that I can find in any literature. The way Stendhal describes him with all his brilliant psychology always hits home. It was such a treat to read a few years ago, now it's even more so.
Funny how someone who knew English and liked anagrams, like Stendhal, could read Sorel as Loser. In a way that poor thing was quite the loser and the antihero.
Here are one of my favourite lines which have been with me for years.
>Making his fortune primarily meant to Julien getting out of Verrières: he abhorred his native country; everything that he saw there froze his imagination.
>everything he saw there froze his imagination
;__;
Stendhal also foretells the future of Julien in one of the early chapters by a clever anagram and a hint. I missed this until now, having read it in English. It wasn't as obvious as it was in Latvian translation.
>Julien noticed a piece of printed paper spread out on the stool, which was apparently intended to be read, he cast his eyes over it and saw:—"Details of the execution and the last moments of Louis Jenrel, executed at Besançon the...." The paper was torn. The two first words of a line were legible on the back, they were, "The First Step."
Louis Jenrel
Julien Sorel
Such a masterpiece of literature. One of the greatest books ever written and possibly the dearest, most personal book to myself, even more personal than the Sorrows of the Young Werther or Martin Eden. I love that book. If I want to take something with me if in my grave, it is that book and nothing else. If I'm to die tomorrow and be executed, I'll be happy if I get to read it for one last time.
Anyone else have a favourite?
First for ugliness :^)
Everyone is kill. ;___:
>>23859848
You meant second. (^;; Here is true ugliness.
uncut dick rate thread.
Hello
Kik. Willy1jones
>>23854633
7/10
/MIC/ MENTAL ILLNESS CONNECT
A positive, resourceful, stigma-free place for all things mental illness, plus a couple other things too. Like friendship.
Feel free to anonymously express your troubles to a group of people who understand. Talk in thread and gain insight and advice. If it interests you, maybe even exchange contact info and support each other after the expiration of this thread.
>Asl
>Sexual orientation
>contact info
>Info about you (hobbies, music, movies, etc)
>Formal diagnosis given by medical professional if applicable
Note: DO NOT victimize yourself by claiming to have a disorder based off of a few symptoms and without professional opinion. Its okay to feel sadness or anxiety, these are human experiences and wanting to discuss them is welcomed here. It is NOT okay to assume anxiety equates to severe anxiety disorder, or sadness to major depression as these are serious mental health issues that people live with. Have respect for the idea of mental illness, and hopefully together we can eliminate the stigma attached to it by taking it and it's sufferers seriously.
>What's up? What's new? What's bothering you?
Be respectful, be receptive.
Current Resource List (suggestions highly encouraged)
https://www.talkspace.com
http://www.7cups.com
http://www.dbsalliance.org/site/PageServer?pagename=peer_support_group_locator
>>23867977
you should remove 7cups, it is a truly toxic site that plays on peoples mental problems and make people addicted to the site.
it is designed to keep them forever in a loop and forever members, because as long as the site grows, the owners pockets become heavier with coin.
you can meet decent people there ofc, as you can all places, but those are the exceptions, the ones not conforming to the site's poison.
seriously, please remove that dangerous site if you are serious about this thread, and for people who visit: watch out, you will get sucked in before you know it, its like an abusive relationship.
>>23867977
Im keeping an eye on this thread. I dont want to be the first person to post info though.
>>23868217
Same
>TFW old Kik threads for after 100 replies so I'll make a template I make it easier
-------------------------------------------------
Kik thread
>Asl
18 m uk
>What're you looking for
Straight up anything
>What aren't you looking for
You'll find out when you message me
>Dirty or clean
Both
My Kik is sherrifftoast85 forgot that :p
>>23841219
>Asl
22 m canada (gta)
>What're you looking for
bored as hell so looking for a good time waster
>What aren't you looking for
i dont know what i dont want want to know
>Dirty or clean
i take a shower everyday
>kik
canoffruit
SuperDuder88
>Asl
28 m US
>What're you looking for
Women only, dirty chat, pic swap, casual chat
>What aren't you looking for
Men
>Dirty or clean
Both
Anyone else get vastly different ratings depending on the pic they post?
Should I be worried about this?
That is not normal. You should be very concerned. I'd seek therapy since it may be an indication of schizophrenia
>>23873050
It just scares me.
I'm afraid the reason I have no friends is because I'm ugly.
the only thing you should be worry about that you care how anons on the internet rate your picture
hi I'm looking for a f or mtf to cam and masterbate with my husband for his birthday I would love to chat before. I want to make him happy his skype is chris_iw
LOL
I'm for real
Self bump for my hubby
Looking for ladies to Kik with. Drop your names
>>23871186
Post a brief description about yourself?
Not op here but I would mind someone to chat with either. I am a medium length reddish brown hair. I am fit and I am white. I am a personal trainer who is attending college in California my kik is Shirley0654 if anyone wants to talk. However if you want to do dirty things I only am attracted to women.
>>23871186
fierylies525
NEW THREAD you know how it works.. ;)
bikerboyx6 m/21 looking for a dirty girl
28 m looking for a horny f, add me on hornymalee12
Chubcool m/20
Be chubby and horny
Vanillastump
23/M bored at work.
New dirty bi kik group
Say Hi and you will be aded to the group
Send a naked picture and you will stay in the group
DrJeeebus male add me
e_hayseed
Babyclio
wow what the fuck there's no trap / trans/ cd thread.
I'm shaved up tonight you perverts, what do you wanna see?
all ladyboys, traps and otherwise welcome
>>23861481
show me that shaved hole
>>23861496
easily.
20/mtf/US
this is just a contactfagging post
I'm just over five months on hrt
I'd like to talk to other trans people and cis women, and I'm usually up for trading pictures
I'm tall, chubby, pale, and into a bunch of kinky stuff
my kik is AlexErin9
ITT: Share your lewd fantasies.
>>23843647
I want to have sex with a living, breathing, meme. Memes turn me on, and I want to live out my fantasy before I kill myself.
I want a girl to scream and beg me not to cum inside her while I hold her down and cum inside her
>>23843650
Just for you
![WP_20160527_18_31_28_Pro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S8SZNie.jpg "WP 20160527 18 31 28 Pro[1]")
