Any lonely old fart in here?
>M41 Toronto
M 30 LA
It's that old?
>>23910326
You're getting there buddy
What's going on man? Anything good going on in LA for you tonight?
>being above 14
Roast me thread.
Open season roasting.
Post or roast whoever you like.
ready 2 b roasted
Where did your uncle touch you
>>23901514
ugh anon why did you do that to your ears?!?1?!!?1?1?1?!
Rate with words (or numbers i guess)
>>23893543
not you/10
23yo Germany
19y thailand
Relationship pet peeves thread.
I don't mean hate against any genre like
>hurr durr men/women are all whores
Just things you've experienced that really make you mad.
>>23910536
I'll start:
I hate people who pretend to be something they are not at a beginning of a relationship only to reveal their true self is the exact opposite of what they previously lead on.
example :
>meet guy he was sweet, caring, made me feel wanted
>after a year he takes me for granted and doesn't care
When girls say cute things as a joke like "aww that's so cute! Like me right!"
And if you don't say yeah or agree, they get pissed off. "Omg i cant believe you don't think I'm cute!"
Several exs have done this including my current gf.
>>23910545
It was funny the first time when i generally really loved them and was all cutesy wootsy, but now it's just annoying.
Old thread is kill
New Slut Thread
Post stories of your sluttiness
>age
>gender
>number females fucked
>number of males fucked
>kinkiest story
>sluttiest story
>biggest dick
>smallest dick
>best lay ever
Do sluts like a strong approach or do you prefer to corrupt the innocent??
Get in here, fuckers!
she's cute
Bump... Love these... Always love reading about how much of a whore can be... Should also add region on the off chance a slut wants to make her number higher i.e. Northeast US
I'll start I guess
>27
>male
>15ish
>0 n-no homo
>when I was 14 this freaky Mexican girl I knew from school sucked my dick in the living room while her parents made dinner in the kitchen. >Came all over their couch and in her hair, the fajitas were delicious
>sluttiest story.. when I turned 22 my friend C came over and fucked me then took me to dinner, after dinner I said bye and met up with A for a movie, got handy in movie and then fucked her in her car in the mall parking lot after.
>no showers in between
>im 7.5 and 5 around. I prefer smaller, petite girls as I am 5'6 myself. Usually split them apart and they tell me it hurts, but they always want to fuck again so I guess it's not too bad.
>I saw my friend's once at a pool party, it was really embarrassing. I felt bashful for him.
>best lay ever.. When I was 22 my roommate's fuck buddy brought over her friend who was a little South of proper if you get my drift.. She was a cutter and was scarred all over both arms and her thighs. She was wearing a lot of little multicolored plastic baubles, ripped denim short shorts and a stupid emo band tee. I told her to come help me get my laundry out of the dryer and ended up fucking her completely stupid (she was gasping and rolling her eyes and mumbling to herself near the end) I'm hard just thinking about it. I had to carry her back to the apartment because her legs were jello. She slept in my room, on the floor, and I woke her up before I went to work to fuck her again in the shower, she cried that time but kept moaning 'don't stop, please' so I gave it to her hard. Never saw her again.. Guess she had a bf or something. I've been in love a couple times and no sex has ever come close to the feeling of mindbreaking that stupid little cutter. I wish I could have made it a regular thing, she would probably be my slave by now.
Pref corruption. Lol obviously
Hey /soc/ I'm pretty new to the world of tripping and have only experimented with acid and it was a pretty amazing experience. I've been very curious to try shrooms and was hoping for a little advice also in Virginia if anyone knew where I could find such a thing. Also curious about your experiences if you have ever tried it
>curious about your experiences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP1mkWDXcY8
>>23910309
Shit man those are some kick ass tones
I hate that show man.
ANYTHING GOES SNAP THREAD. Clean, and Dirty. Post Age, Sex, Clean or Dirty, and username!
19 female, Prefer clean.
Snapchat/ serena11203
m/19/ anything goes
machala96 add me up for chats, pets and pretty much anything
Yee
Let's have a tattoo thread soc!
Show your ink, discuss your future projects, ignore the trolls, the usual stuff. Pic related, my tattoos
I want a tattoo, but I can't think of what to get and I don't want to just get something on a whim like so many do. Where do people usually get ideas?
>>23909013
Lots of places, really. If your interest is the aesthetic/artistic one (that's the reason why I like Japanese traditional so much) you can look into photography or art books of the style. If you want something with a personal meaning behind, get the imagery that has a significance for you and discuss it with an artist. Just avoid browsing stuff like pinterest for tattoos, that's just a bunch of people copy pasting the exact same stuff onto their skin
The more recent, still not finished but there's only a bit left, like an hour of work
Post your girlfriends
hotgirlfrominternet.jpeg
literally my gf lads
>>23907927
"Hot"
>implying that is anything remotely attractive
NO RULES KIK GROUP
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Aelder001
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New Gay/Bi Kik thread.
Post your info and start chatting.
22 m top
Looking for cute young looking bootys
Sky.tree
26 m bi
chat/trade
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24/m/UK
FlatNote
Inexperienced af with boys and would love a smooth femboy/sissy/trap
New Dick R8 Thread. I'm Really Self-conscious .
There like 5 of these in the fucking catalog right now.
Kill yourself OP.
>>23886544
You should not be self conscious. You have a beautiful cock. I'd love to suck it all night long 10/10. I'm going to download that to my own personal stroke collection
Fuck it. We're stuck here anyway.
Ohio Thread
>>23884401
937 21 m reporting in
kik randommang
25/M 330 area
419 M/20 Lima
NEW YORK THREAD- Getting OP laid edition
m23 212 str8
kik: mubovis
Looking to cheat on my girl with someone hotter
This is a hookup thread: You folks better put out!
>>23875098
Old thread archived so here's the new one
Make sure to bump, keep it active
M / 25 / Straight
Looking to meet up with women. Nothing too serious since I am leaving the area later this month.
[email protected]
kik: ViewfromtheRight
>>23876584
whoops, forgot: 347 (west Bronx, specifically)
masturbation thread
you answers the questions you want
>gender:m/f/trans
>current age
>the age you think, you had start at
>do you remember why you started
>how often do you do it?
>what is the most times you masturbate in one day?
>what do you masturbate too?:porn, rule34/hentai,sex stories ,and/or etc.
>what kink/fetish you like?
>what was your best orgasm?
>do you use toys?
>did/do you try anal while masturbating?
>will you post pics?:of what you last masturbate too,of you,your toys, or etc.
>gender:m/f/trans
M
>current age
18
>the age you think, you had start at
12
>do you remember why you started
Curiosity
>how often do you do it?
Once a day
>what is the most times you masturbate in one day?
7
>what do you masturbate too?:porn, rule34/hentai,sex stories ,and/or etc.
Porn, Audio from girls on Skype
>what kink/fetish you like?
A bit of literally everything
>what was your best orgasm?
Not sure
>do you use toys?
No
>did/do you try anal while masturbating?
I have tried it, its alright
>will you post pics?:of what you last masturbate too,of you,your toys, or etc.
No Pics of me sadly
>gender:m/f/trans
M
>current age
23
>the age you think, you had start at
12
>do you remember why you started
Played a lewd game on newgrounds and one thing led to another
>how often do you do it?
Usually 1-3 times a day
>what is the most times you masturbate in one day?
One time I think I did it 15 times in a 24 hour period
>what do you masturbate too?:porn, rule34/hentai,sex stories ,and/or etc.
Usually 2D
>what kink/fetish you like?
Pretty much anything goes
>what was your best orgasm?
One time I came so hard I broke my bed
>do you use toys?
Nah
>did/do you try anal while masturbating?
Ive been known to stick a finger or two in from time to time
>>23863303
>gender
F
>current age
19
>the age you think, you had start at
Around 12
>do you remember why you started
I fell by mistake on some hentai website and i felt weird "there" and i rubbed myself on the edge of the chair
>how often do you do it?
I have a low sex drive so once i went almost a month without it but it came back this week and i did it three days in a row
>what is the most times you masturbate in one day?
Maybe four..? That's the most i remember. I was alone at home that day.
>what do you masturbate too?:porn, rule34/hentai,sex stories ,and/or etc.
Hentai mainly,soft lesbian porn,...
>what kink/fetish you like?
Lesbian dom,tentacles,uniforms,teasing,denial,soft bdsm,...
>what was your best orgasm?
When i edged by using a simple vibrating massage toy over my panties and watching hentai,forcing not to touch myself until i couldn't take it
>do you use toys?
No. But i used to use that one simple vibrating thing for back massage.
>did/do you try anal while masturbating?
Nah and no way. It grosses me out a bir
>will you post pics?:of what you last masturbate too,of you,your toys, or etc.
...Depends of what? But i'll not post pics of myself i am too shy for that.
