New CLEAN Snapchat thread.
>username
>age, sex, location
>tell us about yourself
>what your snaps/stories are like
>what you are looking for
Snappity snap.
Username: thunderlemon
23/M/UK
I'm a guy that spends most of the day staring at freshly bought stationery and then chalking it up as productive. I have long hair. I have 6 animals. I hate smalltalk, so if you're looking to skip "hello" and "how are you" and talk about something interesting, like freshly bought stationery, I'm your guy. Sometimes I post foodporn and will ask you if you need to buy a kidney.
Looking for anyone with a sense of humour.
24/f
Tac0b3lla
I post stupid stories a lot.
Just friends nothing weird. I like funny people.
>>23889014
Fuck you Gabe
>>23889014
Haha FYI I made the other thread at the exact same time you did, and we capitalized the same words and just like, wow. I feel really close to you right now.
im thinking about trying something new
i need a little bit of extra cash as i finish up school. an idea that came to mind is becoming a sort of therapist for cheap. lets say id advertise that ill listen to people vent or talk out their problems, and if they want, offer advice based on personal experience. id become a sort of friend for a small fee. i was thinking something like 5 bucks per half hour. the first 30 minutes would be free and if they liked what i had to offer they could sort of chirp out to me for just 5 bucks. girlfriend dumped you and you need to vent? 5 bucks and ill lend an ear. need direction in life? toss a 5 my way and i could motivate you a little bit
i was wondering what you guys thought of this and im open to criticism
Leave it to the professionals, you'll fuck someones life up
>>23920648
I think you're legitimately an idiot
As someone who needs and can't avoid therapy, i think it's a potentially good idea.
I hope you take it seriously though dude. It's about asking the right questions and listening. Less about advice or what people traditionally call "motivating".
And last, for cash you'd be better off modeling for figure drawing classes or selling plasma.
Oregon thread
Tigard, nonbinary, 21, hi
The dalles
26/f
Let's get high
>>23920906
Ha, I was about to. What on for you?
What kind of face shape do I have?
looks like an asshole to me
>>23920090
10/10
>>23920085
Bill Nye mixed with Nicolas Cage.
Hey /soc/, it's survey time!
>Gender
>Age
>Sexual orientation
>Relationship status
>MBTI
>Location
>Ethnicity
>Birthplace
>Religious beliefs
>Job/school
>Favorite books
>Favorite movies/TV
>Favorite music
>Favorite sports
>Favorite vidya
>Hobbies
>Do you believe in God?
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
>What happens when you die?
>Closest to death you have been?
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
>Worst injury you have ever had?
>Most scared you have ever been?
>How often do you fap?
>Shower before sex/oral?
>Shower in morning or evening?
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
>Favorite 4chan boards
>Favorite subreddits
>What is your opinion of atheism?
>Are you a feminist?
>Do you support abortion?
>4chan or reddit?
>Favorite childhood game
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
>Dream job
>Life goals
>Favorite color
>Something you are really good at
>Something you wish you were really good at
>Something you hate
>Something you love
>Favorite animal
>How often do you exercise?
>Favorite website
>What is your greatest accomplishment?
>Best memory?
>Worst memory?
>Most scared you have ever been?
>Do you spend more time on 4chan or on Facebook?
>Are you fat?
>Have you ever met someone from 4chan in real life?
>How many friends do you have?
>Anything else you'd like to say?
>pic
>contact info
That's a lot of stuff
Part 1
>Gender
Male
>Age
26
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>Relationship status
Single
>MBTI
Can't remember, don't feel like redoing it. I'm a fairly rational introvert
>Location
Canada
>Ethnicity
Slav
>Birthplace
Poland
>Religious beliefs
Trying to figure it out
>Job/school
Employed full time in fossil fuel industry
>Favorite books
The Witcher series
>Favorite movies/TV
The Big Lebowski
Scrubs, Always Sunny
>Favorite music
I listen to pretty much everything, love discovering new stuff. It's hard to pick a favorite
>Favorite sports
I'm not a super competitive guy, will watch soccer once in a while
>Favorite vidya
CS:GO, old Bioware rpg games
>Hobbies
Programming, guns, building stuff
>Do you believe in God?
Trying to figure it out
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
ayy lmao
>What happens when you die?
A whole lot of nothing
>Closest to death you have been?
Check the next question
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Rolled my truck off a hill. Walked out without a scratch but when I got out I noticed that when the truck was rolling it just missed a massive boulder, if I would hit it I would probably be dead.
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Piece of a shattered grinding disc went into my mouth through the side of my face.
>Most scared you have ever been?
This one is kinda lame. Had a extremely vivid dream where some family members died in tragic accident. I think I was 18 or 19 at the time, was fully aware it was just a dream but it still took me a coupe off days to shake the weird scary feelings I had after.
>How often do you fap?
Probably once every couple of days on average.
>Shower before sex/oral?
Sure, why not
>Shower in morning or evening?
Morning
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>>23916086
Part 2
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I drink, not a whole lot though, can't even remember the last time I was drunk.
I hate the smell of cigarettes.
No drugs, nothing against most of them just gotta piss in a cup for work once in a while.
>Favorite 4chan boards
/g/ /k/
>Favorite subreddits
r/news r/worldnews
>What is your opinion of atheism?
I hate preachy atheists. That's about it
>Are you a feminist?
Not by the tumblr definition of feminism.
>Do you support abortion?
Not sure
>4chan or reddit?
A pinch of both
>Favorite childhood game
SimCity
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
I wish there was something that would stop me from procrastinating so much
>Dream job
Not sure,
>Life goals
I want to travel more
>Favorite color
Blue
>Something you are really good at
Building stuff.
>Something you wish you were really good at
Playing any instrument
>Something you hate
liquorice
>Something you love
How air smells after a thunderstorm (it's been raining a lot here lately)
>Favorite animal
I like dogs, I wish I could have one
>How often do you exercise?
I ride my bike every other day now that it's warm.
>Favorite website
google.com
>What is your greatest accomplishment?
Some of the software I wrote
>Best memory?
not sure
>Worst memory?
not sure
>Do you spend more time on 4chan or on Facebook?
I deleted my facebook account years ago. This website is cancer
>Are you fat?
Not American fat but could afford to loose a few pounds
>Have you ever met someone from 4chan in real life?
No
>How many friends do you have?
3-ish
>Anything else you'd like to say?
>pic
Maybe if you contact me
>contact info
Skype: amoebaman1337
kik: amoeba_man
>Gender
Male
>Age
22
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>Relationship status
Taken
>MBTI
ISFP
>Location
South Florida
>Ethnicity
Latino
>Birthplace
South America
>Religious beliefs
Catholic I guess
>Job/school
Yes/Already graduated
>Favorite books
None
>Favorite movies/TV
Pokemon and Power Rangers I guess
>Favorite music
From pop-punk to black metal
>Favorite sports
Soccer and baseball
>Favorite vidya
Pokémon and Super Smash Bros OH SHIT WADDUP
>Hobbies
Smoking, listening to good albums, paranormal shit
>Do you believe in God?
Yes
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
OF COURSE M8
>What happens when you die?
You got in heaven and 47 virgins are waiting for you... Wait that only happens when you blow yourself up in the name of Alah, my bad
>Closest to death you have been?
The one time I was fucking my ex-gf in my mom's bed and my mom got in the room
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Yes
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Always
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Almost got blind because a firework exploded on my face
>Most scared you have ever been?
Living in the country I was born is the most scared I have ever been
>How often do you fap?
Daily
>Shower before sex/oral?
Yes
>Shower in morning or evening?
Evening, hate morning showers
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
R8 me and tell me how many years i will stay virgin
I'd think it will depend on the poster.
>>23914847
6.5 but does that grant you acess to someone's body?
0 days
>>23914871
Apparently not, 20 years and 0 girls showed the least interest in me.
>>23914912
Sex is obviously everything. How long are you going to last? 5min?
If you can't fuck at a club in a bathroom stal, simply post on 4chan/(soc/r9k/b/fit/fa/adv, etc) about your virginity issues.
rate me
>>23913625
would choke and pull hair while fucking doggystyle/10
>>23913625
prettygood, now rate me
Would def like to choke too while fucking in ass
Would you date a black guy/girl? Why and why not?
Yes because I don't care about race as long as I find the person attractive and cool to be around.
>>23857794
Yeah. attractive is attractive as far as I'm concerned.
Yes, but I typically subtract a few points on the 1-10 scale for it, so black girls have to be extra hot to meet my physical standards.
It's purely a visual thing for me. I'm more attracted to Caucasian features and I can't really explain it.
Hi /soc/, Which one of us would you prefer?
>>23919135
The one to the right
>>23919135
On the right!
>>23919135
Left. Right has a fucked up nose
can we have a sad sack thread?
for all of us fucking losers to examine our character flaws and make friends with other fucking losers
oh man have I been friend zoned hard, I don't know why I act like a completely inept spaz in front of this girl, and she has a new boyfriend too who happens to be a tall black man so I know he's going to ruin her with his big dick. Even if I do somehow manage to win her over some day, no way my regular sized penis will ever live up.
I'm to overweight to get most gf's worth having. Sure i'm doing something about it and dropping the weight but i'm so overweight its going to be another guaranteed 1 or two years of loneliness :((((
>>23906508
Plus my weiner isn't up to par, so i could never bag the best lest i get rich or something
>>23906508
I was fat when I met this girl, but I got motivated to lose weight and have lost 60 pounds since meeting her so I look pretty good now. She acknowledges my transformation, says I'm like a whole new person.
I know deep down she will always view me as a fat fuck up though
Bit of a longshot, but does anyone know anybody who works at Kettlebellkitchen in Brooklyn Nyc?
Why
>>23920179
I have many questions, unrelated to their food but to a recent event with a former employee.
Bamp
kik general Florida/941 m/35/bi doorsfan35 post your kiks and lets chat
Snapchat?
>>23917851
i dont have it sorry
M/22/Bi-Curious, 306 Canada
simplyaskme20
down for a chat or anything else ;)
Are there any active blogging communities any more or has it all moved to Facebook and Twitter? I miss the days of livejournal where people actually wrote shit beyond 140 characters and interacted with proper comment threads.
>>23916391
What did that use to be lyk?
The manosphere is pretty active. 'Alt lit' is on life support
Lifestyle Business / location independent entrepreneurship is also alive & well and has a strong podcast presence
>>23916502
The manosphere is full of feminists upset that they can't compete with women in the victim olympics. I've spent my time there and I have zero desire to get involved with a pity party for equality between a sexually dimorphic species.
It used to be closer to how facebook is now but with less normies and real names. People connected beyond signaling how much they care about shit they don't care about beyond retweeting it to their friends.
post you Kik names here
seanv2
Cricci777
Stardustolol
ITT: We post pictures of ourselves from a while back that we never posted anywhere, because reasons.
Will post timestamp if required, but people have seen me wandering around /soc/ lately, so yeah.
>>23911431
This is a stupid idea for a lot of reasons
>>23911434
Care to explain?
>>23911442
You're either a terribly mislead youngster or someone baiting a terribly mislead youngster
