is it just me or is amazon.com breaking down?
please respond
please respond.
please respond..
I'm online dating and I've posted my profile. Maybe you've got tips on why I'm so terrible at online dating, maybe you're local, or maybe you just want to put me on blast!
>>22617176
The thing with online dating is the thing with everything else in the Internet too: you don't show what you are but you show what you want to be.
Women on these sites know that they are really rare and especially when they look at least a bit good they know that they can choose everybody, so a normal looking dude like you has no chance.
My advice? Either ignore that online dating stuff completely or lie in fucking every point
>>22617173
I know I'm not attractive and unphotogenic. But personality wise, I like to think I'm pretty awesome. I've had a lot of women fall in love with me on the DL.
I'm extremely counter-culture, but I don't have tattoos or dress like a kid, so counter-culture won't fuck with me, but normal people don't fuck with me either.
So feel free to rate, give feedback, be local and want to hang out/smoke one, or just talk shit.
If you're local I'm down for whatever, my best friends moved away.
I'm awesome and I just need to get off pof, right?
Am I model material ?
>>22616571
10/10 would slice up and build model
Submit to an agency. You get hits, maybe. You get signed...yea id say someone thinks you are
Elliott Rodgers ugly cousin.
advice pls
>be me, be grad student
>be today, at university
>see a very nice 2nd year girl
>she looks at me way too often
>seems like I just need to make a move
>but I'm interested in a long-lasting relationship
>and next year I'm most likely moving away to another city to work there
>and she will still have 3 years of university
so should I just leave this alone?
I don't want to break her heart later, nor be broken myself
straight people are hilarious sometimes
>>22616271
what do you mean?
>>22616296
>"I'm attracted to this person and they're attracted to me but I'm not going to talk to them unless I can eventually get married to them"
What's on your mind /soc/?
I hate you. I hate you so much. I hate that you make me cry, that you don't love me, even care about me. I hate you make me beg for scraps and I hate that for all that I'm not even your favourite
But fuck I can't get enough of you, I don't care about how shit you treat me or make me feel, I don't care that you're fucking my sister or my friends, I don't care that I'm nothing but a plaything to you, to be abused and chewed out at your own pleasure. Every time I see you you Hury me, leave me gagging for air, bruised, red and sore and I fucking love it. I love it when you force my head down on your cock, I love it when you spank me until I can't sit down, when you take me roughly without giving a fuck if I'm enjoying it, but I always am, I get wet just thinking of you treating me like a cheap whore, and I will always always want more.
My friends call me pathetic, an idiot, they say I could have anyone I want, they ask why I'd waste my time with such an abusive wanker, but they don't understand how you make me feel, and nobody ever will
>>22615810
My back sort of hurts from deadlifts and this will be annoying now that I'm going for a run.
My studies are sort of shit, I should be doing those more often.
I'm dating a girl that I sort of like but she's absolutely not my type. I still have feelings for her and I can't end it. No idea what I should do, just letting it float.
On the other hand, I met a girl that was JUST my type. The perfect one. Fit as fuck, 9/10 face and shared my interests. Just glorious to be with, altough abit distant just like myself. Had major feels for her but they faded, cant tell why. Jesus, even her parents were a fucking delight and had tons of cash. If I could just occasionally control those feelings I would be the happiest man on earth.
Also I used to have an almost insane sexdrive, and now I can feel it fade. Both relieved and worried at the same time.
Also my fucking bananas are brown again. I swear to god they were green two days ago. This upsets me more than it should, which in turn upsets me even more. Fuck.
tl:dr; Fitnessproblems, studies suck, cant fall for the right girl, I hate bananas
What's going on in this th.....
>>22615810
>>22615835
So I'm bored and I've got a fun idea here. Post anything and everything you want in this thread and I will record a dramatic reading of it [or an impression/accent/stereotype if requested and I can perform it well enough] and post it here.
Got another thread in /r/ for it but it's not seeing much action.
el bumpo
Ooh, this looks fun!
Here's my first one, a random news story from 2013 ( photo attached ) :
The Russian prison service said Monday it had caught a cat being used as a courier to smuggle banned cell phones and chargers into a prison camp in the country's remote far north.
The prison service in the Komi region said on its website that the cat was detained Friday evening as it climbed the fence of the region's Number One corrective labour camp with two cell phones, batteries and chargers strapped to its back using tape.
It posted a photograph of the black-and-white cat held up by the scruff of its neck by a guard with the bulky package still stuck to its fur.
"They have foiled various attempts to smuggle banned objects into Prison Colony Number One before, but in the case of the cat, the prison colony is at a loss: nothing like this has happened in the prison's history," the regional prison service said.
Read it in your best reporter voice !
>>22615821
Oh god I am going to enjoy this so much.
I just realized ive never seen the top of my head. I could be balding and not know it because i dont keep an eye on it.
Post pics of the top of your heads.
Here is the top of my head
>>22614501
That would be clever on any other part of the internet.
Nice STD btw.
Top of my head still not balding yyaaaayyy
Heey :) I'm a Persian girl 21 years old. What do you guys really think of me?? If you want to talk more then write yours Skype and I'll add you if you want
>>22613600
Persian women are god-tier alluring.
>>22613600
Eye a toll her
>>22613609
haha do you have skype?
message this cozy girl on kik until she falls asleep pls
kik: cabbagetrashkids
bump
>>22613542
Not your personal army you childish loser
>>22613605
what? I posted my own kik
I wanna talk to people until I'm able to sleep lol
join the halloween chat :3 ~ https://kageshi.com/rooms/halloween
>>22611614
Cute
this place is a fucking greats m8
o.o
Missouri Thread
19 Straight Male
Kik: HurriKane0917
24 bi male
From 314/636 area
Kik is captredbeerd
23 Straight Male
636/314
Kik: blahblehbleh
25 m bi
417
mr.wongdong
Good night /soc/ looking for 20-30 year old guys to chat with. Give me your kik.
I very much like older dudes.
>>22574240
I'm almost 23 but I look young
28/m/usa
chubby guy
looking for chubby / bbw / older wemon.
love to send pics / cum for others.
kick/snap: jimmyrustler90
>>22574240
Are you a grill?
DD/lg, Ageplay, Petplay thread!
Daddy Doms and Caregivers and Masters, littles and subs and pets, come one and all.
>Age, Sex, Location, Orientation, Role
>What You're Looking For
>What You're NOT Looking For
>What You Bring to the Table
>Favorite Fetishes
>Story/Fantasy
>Contact Info
Bonus points for including a picture that you find hot/embodies your preferences.
Tasty brownie points for including a picture of yourself
>Age, Sex, Location, Orientation, Role
26, M, Oklahoma City, straight, little or diapered pet
>What You're Looking For
I'd love to meet a female who'd like to either be a dominate and turn me into diaper wearing pet to be trained to please her or someone who'd like to wear diapers and play around together. It would also be nice to have a friend who liked some of the same things I do like board games card games anime or video games so that we could enjoy normal time to. Also someone who loves to cuddle.
>What You're NOT Looking For
Men or traps, unless you'd just like to chat or maybe role play
>What You Bring to the Table
A caring individual who likes to talk and experience new things with people. I like being a giving person who can be there for a partner or a friend. I also love giving oral and will gladly please a partner for as long as I can just for the privilege of cuddling after.
>Favorite Fetishes
Diapers
Chastity
Pet play
Adult baby
Milking
Oral sex
>Story/Fantasy
Being trained to be a good little pet who pleases his mommy or fellow pet
>Contact Info
Fetlife bb4ever or [email protected]
>26, M, Oregon, bisexual, Master
>A M or F slave.
>An uppity, prissy girl or boy.
>Knowledge and skill, companionship and care.
>M/s, bondage, pain play, sounding, machines, many others.
>How about a truth instead. I invent and build bondage furniture to use on my submissives.
>Post yours.
>Age, Sex, Location, Orientation, Role
43 Male Australia straight DaddyDom
>What You're Looking For
littles to talk to.
>What You're NOT Looking For
Anything sexual. Not interested at the moment.
>What You Bring to the Table
I think I am a good conversationalist. Intelligent. Am an experienced and reasonable Daddy.
>Favorite Fetishes
Hmmm I enjoy reading bedtime stories.
>Contact Info
kik: thebeedee
A/S/D
Age, Sex, Degree
>26
>Male
>BSc Economics, University of Birmingham
>MSc Finance and Risk Management, Univeristy College London
19 male Welding-Construction
28
male
associates applied sciences in intelligence operations studies
how tight is your pussy?
how many cocks have been in your pussy?
whats the biggest cock have you had?
what kind of cock do you prefer cut or uncut?
lets see the pussy pics
My pussy is unfuckably tight. I have had sex three times and the third time I had sex he could not get it in no matter how hard we tried. Finally with a bit of oil it got in but apparently it was "painful" for him lol.
>>22572167
can we see?
>>22572167
Timestamp as well pls.
