what are your measurements /soc/?
proof preferred.
op is about 7 x 5 inches.
>>23946936
6.5 x 5.5
>>23946947
I love the freckles on your cock. I got one on the underside and my girlfriend loves it. You can kinda see it here but shit quality photo, so
9 x 6 inches.
This is a little bit weird thread and it is very hard for me to make this thread but:
Can someone please tell me how or where can I find a gay or bi guy that is searching for a male boyfriend or for a shemale/trap girlfriend? I want to become his male or trans bf/gf, because I am not straight too, except in total hiding, because I live in one of the 77 countries in the world where being gay is illegal. I am ready to stay married with him for life and love him forever and be completely submissive to him, I am ready to commit all the way, taking hormones and going through plastic surgeries and transitioning if he likes to have a trans gf.
Is there a website for this? Or how can I fullfill this? Please advice me on what to do, and if you or someone you know interested please tell me where to contact you and I will come talk to you. Thanks to anybody who helps in advance.
>>23945814
Are you white?
>>23945830
unfortunately not
>>23945838
Don't care then. Burn in hell nigger.
Greetings from pic related.
looking to join any skype call
skype: lordcavia
Me2
W-a-w-a-d-2
>>23945682
no one likes you
>>23946659
I like me T_____T.
People do like me.
I'm not boring.
I'm sorry.
Don't bully me.
>Irish thread
Because why the fuck not.
Who /drinking/ tonight?
25/m/Dublin here.
Let me know yizzer all out there lads!
Letting me down lads!
Pls lads
I'm dying here
Well, just back from the pub myself. Nowhere near you though bud.
Had a few pints, kinda fucked.
Rate me - Do I have a chance at a 6.5/10 girlfriend at least?
>>23945022
you aren't bad looking but since you are the kind of guy who begs for validation on a guyanese spear fishing newsgroup you have no chance of getting a gf ever
Why are you posting a 'shopped Eggman pic?
>>23945022
>>23945065
Jesus even photoshopped he's an ugly motherfucker
rainbowdash961 is skype
ok sent ;)
alternative metal, ambient, atmospheric black metal, atmospheric sludge metal, avant-folk, avant-garde metal, black ambient, black metal, blackgaze, dark ambient, dark cabaret, dark electro, dark folk, darkwave, death doom metal, death metal, depressive black metal, djent, doom metal, drone metal, ebm, electro-industrial, electronic, experimental, folk metal, funeral doom metal, futurepop, gothic metal, industrial, industrial hip hop, industrial metal, industrial music, industrial rock, industrial techno, martial industrial, melodic black metal, melodic death metal, neoclassical darkwave, neue deutsche härte, nordic folk music, nu metal, pagan black metal, post-hardcore, post-industrial, progressive metal, rap metal, sludge metal, technical death metal, traditional doom metal, visual kei
>Skype:
la.furra.darketa
>>23945913
Wat
Hi!
I really need a picture of a girl/woman's face with todays date next to the neck showing the throat, no need for face pic or anything. This would be greatly appreciated, Thank's alot!
I dun fucked up, I don't need a face pic. Ignore the first sentence. Very tired right now. But yeah a neck pick w/ todays date would be fucking awesome!
>>23945716
>>23945721
lel
you catfishin'?
>>23945757
Catfishing my sisters ex boyfriend, He's a real fucknugget. Pretending to be a 15 y/o girl, he is 23 years old. Going good so far...
Grindr/Craigslist meetups gone horribly wrong
hey guys we’ve all been there. Share those stories of a meet ups through Grindr/Craigslist that just ended in shame,awkwardness or, self loathing.
I’ll start
>green text
Be Me
Be fairly attractive, otter, and young also slightly horny
Have a thing for husky/bearish dudes sometimes
Get hit up by guy on grindr 6’2 250lbs sends pic very bear-esque body and hairy
chat for a while, seems like a cool guy, but won’t tell me his age
sends face pic
Crows feet on eyes, humongous beard, like almost a foot long
In hindsight should have blocked at this point but i entertain him for longer
like his personality so agree to meet,
go to his place, he comes out the house
Hideous
I feel bad because he tells me earlier everyone tells him he is fat and unattractive,
understanding why now
suck it up and go into his house
smells terrible +1000 mood killer
takes me to his bedroom
disgusting
A hoarders paradise
don’t want to sit down
#WhatHaveIDone?
I’m in too deep at this point and I’m too nice to just walk out and leave
hesitantly sit on bed, sheets look unclean
chat for a while, talk about scars on our bodies and other shit
actually isn’t bad dude, just uglier than sin
>>23944734
*continued*
asks if we should take shower
I say sure (fighting my continence completely at this point)
knocks on door to bathroom asks if someone is in there, room mate in bathroom
Oh my fucking god there are people in house,
He did not mention this
Don’t know what to do so i stay in the bedroom, he closes door
he says he lives in trailer outside house, only one bathroom
#PleaseGodDontLetHimComeInHere
asks if he can touch me, I say sure
Pulls out cock
Not bad, not very long pretty thick though (mine is much bigger)
take turns swapping oral
sucks dick like a fucking champ
I cum quickly
Repulsed
The awkwardness is palpable
want nothing more than to flee immediately
don’t want to leave him hanging, but don’t want to participate anymore
just lay there will he jerks off until he cums
Cums buckets, kinda hot but I’m too grossed out to appreciate it
He is expecting me to stay the whole day and hangout
#FUCKNO
try to make excuse to leave, say I’m sketched out about roomie being there
begs me to stay
I feel guilty
On the blood of all things sacred, will not stay one more instant
Says he is hurt and god hates him
I leave, wondering what the fuck i was thinking
Immediately block Grindr and Number
Paranoid he will seek revenge
> dude sucks your dick
> scared of revenge
>>23944737
Better story than twilight
Any experience with it?
Posted an ad saying I wanted to make a short fetish clip, offered money, had a taker, made the clip, gave the money, bingo-bango.
You'd be surprised how many takers you'll get if you post an ad offering money.
>>23942685
I go and look at the escorts once a week and imagine fucking them senseless, then I remind myself that cops use back page to set up stings and arrest guys looking for hookers.
>>23942799
While that makes complete sense is there any way u know that's the case?
limp dick thread
Deutschlandthread.
Auch wenn er nur ein paar Stunden lebt und eine riesige Wurstparty wird.
Irgendjemand aus Hamburg anwesend?
Manchmal lebt er sogar tagelang.
Der Fehler ist, glaube ich, ihn erst zu so einer kranken Wurstparty werden zu lassen.
Deshalb mal etwas Unterhaltung:
>Was geht am Wochenende?
>Warum ist das Wetter so schlecht?
>Wo sind die Weiber?
18/m/BW
kik ist VizzyDizzy
Augsburg reportiert ein
Naja, denk mir mal zu wenige hier in /Soc/ unterwegs.
Und auch zuviele die zum Kraut-user mutieren wenn sie deutsch schreiben.
>>23939980
Wochende wirds wohl mit der Familie Fußball geguckt.
Das Wetter ist nicht schlecht, es will nur nicht das wir vertzrocknen. Das die Flüße ale zugebaut werden, wußte das Wetter nicht.
TT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS//
THE FEELS EDITION
>Chat General - Take a pic in your current state, or die trying.
>>Music Discussion (Post some of your ew-tier music)
>>What aren't you doing?
>>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo? (it's not cool if you're cool)
>>Video Games(?)?
>>Books you're currently reading
>>Films etc.
>General Discussion
>You have to follow these guidelines, you'll be dicked to death if you don't, just post some content so other anons get to roast you.
>Who cares if this is a meet-up board, after all.
>This isn't exactly a rate thread but if that is truly what you seek OP will never deliver. So stop asking.
Previous thread
>>23898295
I decided upon droping my literary and university pursuits and pursuing a career as a pirate around the Horn of Africa.
Also, Germanon, if you are reading this, know my tablet died and I'm stuck with a slow as fug laptop; I don't think I will be able to install Skype on this piece of shit, so hit me up in one of these threads if you feel like it. I'm saying this because I have a feeling you might be lurking.
>>23927793
>punished latvian
>a memesopher who lost everything
Bikini/swimwear thread - seeing as it's officially summer next week..
Ladies, post your swimwear for this summer and get rates/comments!
Bump tho
>>23941360
>tho
Kill yourself pubescent shit
>>23941362
Seek help m8
Face rate thread?
>>23931967
LOL
Already one going
>>23929109
>>23929109
>>23929109
>>23931967
Sexy/10
UK Meetup/Postcodes Thread
Drop your postcode and a brief idea of who you are and what you're looking for. Contact info is optional but preferred!
CV6
26/m looking for general conversation with anyone really. Don't mind getting lewd but would prefer it to be with a female.
Kik: stjimmyo
PE2 38/m/bi just always wana know if any anons are near by...
Norwich NR5 / M / Kik: Jackbb10
Looking for anything that comes my way really, if you're local lets talk
