Planet Earth

What?

>>8189872
Are you not aware that the Earth is shrinking?

>>8189873
your dick is shrinking, thas whats up lmaokeklel

>>8189877
That's immature.

>>8189879
like ur ejaculation roflmaomgwtfbbqinternetz

>>8189886
holy shit burn

>>8189867
All things shrink as they cool. The answer is to heat that thing up to expand it.

I suggest a really big microwave on high. Make sure you put a glass of water in with it to make sure it doesn't dry the earth out.

>>8190898
I have to say that what you're proposing is totally impractical with our current technology. It would be tedious. Plus, we cannot microwave the whole of the human population, that would be genocide.

>>8191361
Maybe on low then? And only 30 seconds at a time

>>8191382
>"Science and Maths"

>>8191623
Nigger this is the science of microwaves.

If you want a proper answer here it is. There is no way through human capacity to reverse this process. Not only would it take a technological marvel but the energy required to do this is exponentially larger than what we have available.

>>8192056
So the Earth is doomed to shrink until it's no more?

>>8191361
It's not genocide if nobody survives to complain about it

>>8189867
>>8192440

At one point, the Earth also expanded greatly as well. Pangea existed on a smaller Earth, and the oceanic crust is much younger in comparison to land above sea level.

That's just how the universe works, senpai. You grow large and in charge, then you cool and shrink away into obscurity

>>8192824
Do you at least know how many years it's going to take to completely shrink?

>>8189886
>roflmaomgwtfbbqinternetz

Ironic or not, you're a faggot.

>>8193145
I'd say fifteen or so given the current rate